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Monday, September 14, 2009 ( 3:09 AM )

HERE I AM AGAIN

AND I AM GONNA RETYPE MY POST

FOR THE FIFTH TIME NOW.

THANKS TO BLOGGER SEVERAL DAYS BACK.

PATIENCE PATIENCE PATIENCE.

BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT.

I CAN'T REALLY RECALL WHAT I BLOGGED ABOUT THAT TIME.

IT WAS REALLI REALLI REALLI LONG.

I JUST DON'T LIKE TO RETYPE IT

BECAUSE THE FEELING WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

AS IN IT WOULD NEVER BE AS FUNNY AS WHAT IT WAS ORIGINALLY.

BUT WHATEVER LAHH.

I JUST GOT TO UPDATE IT

BEFORE PEOPLE START TO THINK

THAT I AM DEAD ALREADY.

SORRY NO PICTURES FOR THIS POST

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT BLOGGER TO HANG AGAIN ON ME.

SO YEAH I AM SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN TO GEYLANG.

I AM SURE ALL THOSE

CHILDREN WHO ARE

BELOW 18 HAVE BEEN THERE.

I READ ONE YOUNG GIRL'S BLOG RECENTLY

AND SHE SAID SHE HAS BEEN GOING THERE WITH HER FRIENDS

FOR LIKE ALMOST EVERY WEEK.

THOSE YOUNG PEOPLE.

THEY ARE THERE LIKE EVERYDAY EVERYNIGHT.

MACAM NAK GI COLLECT

DUIT SEWA KEDAI KAT SANA GITU.

BUAT MENYEMAK AJEEE.

I WONDER HOW CAN SOMEONE GO THERE

& TOLERATE ALL THE HEAT.

I JUST FIND IT BORING TO GO THERE

UNLESS I HAVE SOMETHING TO BUY.

I DON'T LIKE TO GO SOMEWHERE

WITHOUT ANY PURPOSE

& WALK WITH NO PROPER SENSE OF DIRECTION.

THEY JUST LIKE TO GO THERE

TO SO CALLED

"BE-IN-THE-SCENE".

KIRAKAN COOL AHH GITU

IF YOU WERE TO SAY YOU WERE AT GEYLANG LAST NIGHT.

IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU GO THERE ALL YOU CAN SEE

IS THE BACK OF THE PERSON INFRONT OF YOU

AND IF YOU WERE TO JUMP HIGH ENOUGH

YOU WILL SEE A NUMBER OF FLOATING CAPS AROUND.

YES YES YES

IT IS PACKED WITH MATS & MINAHS.

WHEN I REACHED THERE I WAS LIKE EHH??!

INI PENINSULAR PLAZA KE

ATAU GEYLANG BAZAAR??!

IT IS FUNNAY WHEN YOU THINK OF IT.

IN THE FASTING MONTH THEY WILL COME OUT WITH

1001 EXCUSES OF NOT FASTING

BUT WHEN THE RAYA MONTH COMES

THEY WILL BE THE ONES THAT ARE EXCITED.

BUY HAIR DYE LAHH

BUY NEW RAYA CLOTHES LAHH

BUY CONTACT LENSES LAHH

BUY NEW SHADES LAHH

BUY NEW HANDBAG LAHH

THEN LATER GO TO RELATIVES HOUSES & COLLECT GREEN PACKETS

& ALL THE MONEY WILL GO TO

MAMAK SHOPS WHO SELL CIGARETTES TO UNDERAGE KIDS

OR SHOPS AT PENINSULAR PLAZA WITHIN A FEW WEEKS.

IT IS NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THEM.

BUT I JUST FIND THESE ALL BULLSHIT.

THEY DON'T FAST & DON'T RESPECT THE RELIGION AT ALL.

SOME WOULD EVEN SAY THE RELIGION IS CRAP

BECAUSE EVERYTHING THEY WANNA DO IS

SOOO BLOODY RESTRICTED.

BUT WHY YOU BUSYBODY WANNA CELEBRATE HARI RAYA

IF YOU SO CALLED CLAIM ISLAM IS CRAP?

ISN'T HARI RAYA A MUSLIM CELEBRATION?

ALL YOU YOUNG PEOPLE GO CELEBRATE

CHILDRENS DAY SUDAHH.

NEMMIND LAHH LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THEM.

LETS TALK ABOUT

DENDENG DENDENG DENDENG

DO YOU FEEL IT IS SOOOOOO EXPENSIVE NOW??!!

LAST YEAR IT IS $3.50 PER 100GRAM.

CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG.

NOW IT IS $4.00 SIAAA.

I KNOW LAHH PETROL NOW EXPENSIVE.

BUT YOU COOK DENDENG USE PETROL MEHH??!

ALL YOU NEED IS JUST TO SLICE THE BEEF INTO THIN LAYERS

& MARINATE THEM & THEN BARBEQUE IT.

100GRAMS IS JUST EQUIVALENT TO JUST AROUND 4 PIECES.

NEMMIND NEXT TIME ASK THAT

SWEATY PAKCIK

TO SQUEEZE ALL THE OIL

OUT FROM THE DENDENG

TO MAKE IT LIGHTER.

I AM SURE ALL THE OIL AT LEAST WEIGH

40GRAMS OUT OF THE 60GRAMS.

TELL THAT PAKCIK STRAIGHT IN THE FACE THAT THE OIL

GI SAPU KAT MUKA DIA SUDAHH!!!

IT IS AS THOUGH THE COWS CAME FROM THE MOUNTAINS

& THEY HAVE TO PULL IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO SLAUGHTER IT.

SOOOO EXPENSIVE LORR!!

SEE LAHH NOW MY PAHALA KURANG ALREADY.

KUTUK-KUTUK SOO MANY PEOPLE IN JUST ONE POST.

HARI RAYA IS ON SUNDAY.

SOO FAST SIAAA.

I HAVE YET TO CONSIDER TO BUY A NEW BAJU RAYA OR NOT.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL BE THINKING

WHAT THE HELL SIAA WAN KUKUHEAD??!!

LEFT JUST 6 DAYS STILL WANNA THINK TO BUY ANOT??

JUST FORGET IT SUAAA.

HAHAHA.

BUT NEMMIND I STILL THINK THERE IS HOPE.

I WILL GO THERE ONE OF THE DAYS.

HOPEFULLY THERE IS A SIZE FOR ME.

MY WAIST IS LIKE A GIRL'S WAIST.

HOW LIDDAT??!

NOW I AM THINKING WHETHER AM I STILL ELIGIBLE

FOR GREEN PACKETS THIS YEAR.

I AM NOT OLD OKAY.

I AM STILL YOUNG.

A YOUNG ADULT CAN??

MY NRIC IS STILL SHINY TAU!!

HERE ARE SOME TIPS

ON HOW TO GET GREEN PACKETS SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT ASKING/BEGGING/FORCING

-ONE-

IF YOU OWN A MOTORBIKE

DO NOT PARK IT AT THE CARPARK BELOW THE BLOCK.

PARK IT FAR FAR AWAY SO NO ONE WILL SEE.

DO NOT BRING THE HELMET UPSTAIRS.

LEAVE IT ON THE BIKE.

IT WILL BE BEST IF YOU DON'T RIDE IT AT ALL.

GO PUBLIC TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY.

-TWO-

SHAVE OFF ALL YOUR FACIAL HAIR.

MAKE YOURSELF LOOK AS YOUNG AS POSSIBLE.

FOR GIRLS WHO HAVE MOUSTACHE

DON'T SHAVE IT OFF!!

LATER IT WILL GROW BACK & IT WILL BE SHARP!!

LATER YOUR BOYFRIEND KISS THEN PAINFUL!!

-THREE-

NEVER EVER EVER TALK ABOUT WORK.

LET THEM THINK THAT YOU ARE JOBLESS.

TALK ABOUT SCHOOL, ASSIGNMENTS & PROJECTS.

KEEP ON RANTING HOW TIRED SCHOOL IS.

-FOUR-

IF THEY ASK WHETHER YOU ARE ATTACHED

JUST SAY NO.

IF THEY ASK WHY, THEN SAY LAHH NO MONEY.

TELL THEM THIS PHRASE

"NO MONEY NO HONEY".

-FIVE-

ACT AS DECENT AS YOU CAN.

IF YOU ARE A BOY

SIT AS CLOSE TO YOUR MOTHER AS POSSIBLE

TO POTRAY THAT MUMMY'S BOY OR BOY-NEXT-DOOR IMAGE.

IF YOU ARE A GIRL

DON'T SIT AT ALL.

STAND UP & CLEAR UP THE PLATES AFTER YOUR FAMILY EATS

TO POTRAY THAT GOOD FUTURE HOUSEWIFE IMAGE

SO THAT THEY WILL THINK THAT YOU ARE THE TYPE

THAT IS ALWAYS AT HOME

TO DO HOUSEWORK & NOT MERAYAP

AT FAR EAST PLAZA OR MARINA SQUARE.

IF ALL MY TIPS REALLY DON'T WORK

JUST SLAP ON A SHEEPISH GRIN ON YOUR PATHETHIC FACE.

PLEASE DO NOT TELL YOUR PARENTS

THAT YOU LEARN THIS FROM ME.

IF MY TIPS DO WORK

PLEASE TELL ME

& GIVE ME A COMMISION.

HAHAHAHA

RIDHWAN

THE

DECENT ON THE OUTSIDE

MIANG IN THE INSIDE

KUKUHEAD

F*** YOU BLOGGER

Wednesday, September 09, 2009 ( 9:58 PM )

I AM SERIOUSLY EFFING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

BLOGGER IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF.

IMAGINE TYPING YOUR POST ALMOST TO THE END

AND THE SCREEN JUST HANGS ON YOU & CLOSES.

BUT IMAGINE IT HAPPENING TO YOU FOUR TIMES ALREADY.

ITS SERIOUSLY TESTING MY PATIENCE SIAAA.

IF ONLY I GOT A TYPICAL MAT REP TO BEAT THE HELL UP

JUST TO VENT ALL MY FRUSTRATIONS.

I WILL UPDATE ANOTHER DAY.

SORRY I AM JUST PISSED OFF ENOUGH ALREADY.

PRENG PRENGGG PREENNGGG BANG!!

Friday, August 28, 2009 ( 11:22 PM )

HEY HEY HEY

FINALLY I AM BACK HUH?

GOT MISS ME ANOT?

NO??!!

WAHLAOOWEII

WELL SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING FOR SOME TIME.

I MYSELF DON'T KNOW WHY.

I AM SURE YOU GUYS

HAVE THIS FEELING OF DISAPPEARING BEFORE.

LIKE JUST DISAPPEAR FROM EVERYONE

& DO YOUR OWN THINGS AND DO SOME

REFLECTION ON YOURSELF.

I HAVE NOT CHATTED WITH ANYONE FOR WEEKS ALREADY.

WHENEVER SOMEBODY MESSAGES ME

IT WON'T EVEN LAST FOR AT LEAST 10 SMS

BEFORE THE CONVERSATION ENDS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

I JUST LOST THE MOOD TEMPORARILY TO TALK TO ANYONE.

YESTERDAY SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME

THAT REALLY BROKE MY HEART.

NO LAHH IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF LOVE.

NO GIRL CHEATED MY FEELINGS.

IT ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THIS THING BELOW.

I MET WITH AN ACCIDENT YESTERDAY

AND I KISSED THE ROAD FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I HOPE THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST & THE LAST.

IT ALL HAPPENED SO QUICK

THAT I REALLY DID NOT HAVE TIME TO EVEN REACT.
.

I BELIEVE I AM A SAFE & ALERT RIDER.

WHENEVER I KNOW THE SPACE IS NARROW

I WON'T FORCE MYSELF IN.

I WILL STOP & WAIT TILL THERE IS ENOUGH CLEARANCE.

I AM NOT LIKE THOSE TYPICAL MALAY RIDERS OUT THERE

WHO DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR LIVES

& OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES TOO.

I WILL SPEED ONLY IF THE ROAD IS TOTALLY CLEAR.

THE FASTEST I HAVE WENT IS ONLY 120km/h

AS I KNOW ANYMORE FASTER THAN THAT

I CAN SAY GOODBYE TO ALL MY LOVED ONES.

I DON'T EVEN WEAVE IN & OUT OF TRAFFIC

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE OTHER BIKERS DO.

I DREW OUT TWO PICTURES FOR YOU TO SEE

SO THAT IT IS EASIER FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
.

THE RED CAR IS THE VEHICLE THAT CAUSED ME TO FALL.

THE GREEN BOX IS ME.

IT WAS DRIZZLING AND I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL.

I WAS ON THE EXPRESSWAY WHEN THERE WAS A MASSIVE JAM

AS THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT AT THE FRONT.

ALL THE CARS WERE NOT MOVING

SO YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO STOP AND WAIT TOO.

IT WAS DRIZZLING & ITS COLD.

SO I DECIDED TO RIDE IN BETWEEN THE CARS SLOWLY.

ALL THE CARS WERE NOT MOVING.

AS SOON AS I APPROACHED ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE RED CAR

SUDDENLY IT MOVED FORWARD.

BUT INSTEAD OF MOVING STRAIGHT FORWARD

IT WENT SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT

MAKING THE SPACE I AM SUPPOSE TO RIDE THRU

TO BECOME NARROW.

SO HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SQUEEZE??

I AM ALREADY HALFWAY THRU

SO IF I WERE TO SWERVE TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT

I WOULD HAVE BANG INTO EITHER ONE OF THE CARS.

SO I HAD TO BRAKE HARD.

THAT CAUSED MY BIKE TO SKID & I FELL.

THE MOMENT I FELL OFF I QUICKLY STAND UP

AND LIFT MY BIKE INCASE ANOTHER VEHICLE BEHIND ME

CANNOT BRAKE IN TIME.

I DON'T WANNA CELEBRATE

HARI RAYA ON A WHEELCHAIR.

I PUSHED MY BIKE ACROSS ALL FOUR LANES

TO THE ROAD SHOULDER TO INSPECT MY INJURIES.

I WAS JUST GOING AROUND 30KM/H

BUT WHEN YOUR FLESH SAYS HELLO TO THE ROAD

I CAN SAY THEY ARE NOT THAT SUITABLE FOR EACH OTHER.

THE PICTURE ABOVE IS BEFORE ME RIDING NEXT TO THE RED CAR.
THE PICTURE BELOW IS AFTER ME RIDING HALFWAY THRU.
TAKE NOTE HOW NARROW THE SPACE BECAME.
.

AFTER I PUSHED MY BIKE TO THE ROAD SHOULDER
THE RED CAR ACTUALLY STOPPED AND THE OWNER CAME OUT.
I WASN'T SHOCKED TO SEE IT WAS A FEMALE DRIVER.
IN MY HEART IT WAS LIKE
"NO WONDER LAH."
.
WANNA SEE PICTURES OF MY INJURIES?
LUCKILY NO BROKEN BONES OR DEEP CUTS.
JUST SLIGHT SCRATCHES & BRUISES.
.

TWO SCRATCHES ON MY LEFT HAND FINGERS
.

THIS WOUND ON MY RIGHT KNEE

SEEMS NOTHING.

BUT ACTUALLY THE SKIN & A THIN LAYER OF THE FLESH

HAS BEEN SCRAPED OFF.
.

MY RIGHT ANKLE WAS SWOLLEN

BECAUSE IT WAS PINNED DOWN BY MY BIKE.

THE WORST WOULD BE MY RIGHT ARM.

SORRY I HAVE TO CENSOR

MY CHEST HAIR & SEXY NIPPLE.

HAHAHAHAHA

I WAS WEARING A JACKET WITH LONG PANTS & SHOES.

IMAGINE ME WEARING JUST A NORMAL SHIRT

WITH SHORTS & SLIPPERS

LIKE SOME OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS DO.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY BRUISES

BUT SEEING MY BIKE WITH SCRATCHES

REALLY BROKE MY HEART.

AFTER THE ACCIDENT I RODE MY BIKE HOME.

TEARS ROLLED DOWN MY CHEEK

AS I REALLY FELT UPSET.

TO YOU GUYS IT MAY BE NOTHING.

BUT HEY I REALLY LOVE MY BIKE OKAY.

I SHOWER IT ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS.

EVERYTIME AFTER IT RAINS I WIPE IT DRY.

EVERYTIME I SEE BIRD DROPPINGS ON IT

I WOULD LOOK UP AT THE TREE

TO CURSE & SWEAR.

THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE MY BIKE.

IT IS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND TO ME.

EVERYTIME MUST SAYANG SAYANG.

I EVEN GAVE A NAME FOR IT.

I WONT TELL YOU GUYS NO MATTER WHAT.

HAHAHA

I JUST GOT IT EXACTLY ONE WEEK AGO

& I GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT.

WHAT A WAY TO CELEBRATE MY ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY.

SO THIS IS THE PICTURE OF IT WHEN I JUST GOT IT.
.

LOOKS SOOO SHINY

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT??!!

NOW SEE THE DAMAGES ON MY GIRLFRIEND.

THE RUBBER PART WHERE YOU PUT YOUR FOOT

IS TOTALLY DAMAGED.

THE BRAKE LEVER IS NOW BENT

AND HAS DEEP SCRATCHES.

MY COOL BLUE SIDE MIRROR

HAS SHATTERED.

MY CLUTCH LEVER HAS BENT

AND HAS DEEP SCRATCHES TOO.

MY EXHAUST PIPE HAS VERY DEEP SCRATCHES

& IT IS NOW STARTING TO RUST.

MY FRONT FENDER HAS CHIPPED OFF.

THE BACK PORTION OF THE BIKE

HAS SCRATCHES ON THE PAINTWORK.

I HAVE PROMISED MY BIKE

THAT I WOULD CHANGE ALL THE DAMAGED PARTS

BEFORE HARI RAYA COMES SO THAT IT WILL LOOK BRAND NEW AGAIN.

I HOPE MY NEXT PAY WILL BE ENOUGH.

WANNA KNOW HOW I LOOK LIKE WHEN I FELL??

THIS PICTURE ABOVE IS THE ORIGINAL PICTURE.

THE PICTURE BELOW IS HOW I LOOKED LIKE.

THE BIKE TOTALLY PINNED ME DOWN.

HAHAHAHA

NOW I REALLY LOST THE CONFIDENCE IN RIDING MY BIKE.

NOW I GO REAL SLOW AT CORNERS

& I DON'T EVEN DARE TO RIDE NEAR CARS ON THE EXPRESSWAYS.

I HOPE I WILL REGAIN MY CONFIDENCE BACK QUICK

BECAUSE WITH LESS CONFIDENCE

THE HIGHER CHANCES OF YOU FALLING AGAIN

AS YOU WILL RIDE WITH NO STABILITY.

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT

A DAY BEFORE THE ACCIDENT

SOME PEOPLE THREATHEN TO DO SOMETHING TO MY BIKE.

THEY WERE JUST JOKING LAHH.

THEN REALLY IN THE END SOMETHING

HAPPENED TO MY BIKE THRU ANOTHER WAY.

HOW COINCIDENTAL IT WAS.

HAPPY NOW AHH MISS C & MISS E??!!

YOU BETTER FEEL GUILTY HORR!!

HAHAHAHA

RIDHWAN

THE

PART-TIME

MOTORCYLE STUNT MAN

KUKUHEAD

ANNOUNCEMENT

Sunday, August 23, 2009 ( 12:10 AM )

THIS BLOG WON'T BE UPDATED

FOR QUITE SOMETIME BECAUSE

HIS HOUSE WAS ROBBED

BUT THE ROBBER ONLY TOOK AWAY HIS KEYBOARD.

HE WILL BE BACK

SOON

HOW SOON?

ONLY GOD KNOWS.

MAYBE NEXT WEEK?

BUT YOU ARE STILL ABLE TO INTERACT

WITH HIM THRU

HIS FACEBOOK OR TAGBOARD.

THE ROBBER

WHO TOOK THE KEYBOARD

CERTIFICATE OR MONEY?

Monday, August 17, 2009 ( 6:19 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

TODAY ONCE AGAIN I DID NOT ATTEND SCHOOL.

SAME REASON AS USUAL.

MY PILLOW WON'T LET ME GET OFF THE BED.

TODAY I WAS SOO BLUR THAT I DID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN.

FOR THE THIRD TIME TO BE EXACT.

I WAS IN THE BATHROOM

ABOUT TO SHAVE MY FACIAL HAIR OFF MY HANDSOME FACE.

I KNOW THE HANDSOME PART SUNGGUH TAK PERLU.

HAHAHA

SO AS USUAL I WILL SPRAY THE FOAM ONTO MY TWO PALMS

& RUB IT ONTO THE AREA I WANT TO SHAVE.

BUT INSTEAD I WENT TO RUB IT

ONTO THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!

I WAS SOOO PISSED OFF SIAAA!!

THIRD TIME I REPEATED THE SAME THING

FOR A FEW MONTHS ALREADY.

BUT WHEN I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR

I LAUGHED TO MYSELF.

I LOOKED SIMILAR LIKE THIS GUY BELOW.

I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY SHAVING CREAM.

IT HAS THIS LEMON LIME SMELL

SIMILAR TO THOSE LEMON BISCUITS YOU FIND

IN THIS KIND OF BISCUITS CONTAINER.

IF YOU STILL DON'T QUITE KNOW

WHICH BISCUIT I AM REFERRING TO

THEN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE.
.

IT REALLY SMELLS THE SAME LORR!!

THE ONES I USED TO EAT EVERY MORNING

WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL.

IT IS EITHER I EAT IT JUST LIKE THAT

OR DIP IT INTO MY CUP FILLED WITH HOT MILO.

AHH ESPECIALLY THIS BISCUITS BELOW!!
.

I HATE IT WHENEVER I DIP THE BISCUIT INTO MY HOT MILO

& SOMETHING DISTRACTS ME ESPECIALLY THE TELEVISION

BECAUSE BY THE TIME I LIFT THE BISCUIT UP

THE BISCUIT WILL BE SOAKING WET

& IT WILL BREAK LEAVING IT INSIDE MY MILO.

THEN WHEN IT HAPPENS AGAIN & AGAIN

MY MILO WON'T TASTE THAT NICE ANYMORE.

HAHAHA

.
THEN THE NEXT BISCUIT IS THE ONE MANY OF US LOVE I GUESS.

I CALL IT THE BELLY BUTTON BISCUIT!!

I THINK MOST OF US CALLS IT

THE BELLY BUTTON BISCUIT

BECAUSE THE BOTTOM LOOKS LIKE A BELLY BUTTON.

HAHAHA

LAST TIME WHEN I WAS YOUNG

I LOVE TO TAKE THE WHOLE CONTAINER OF IT AND EAT IT.

BUT THE THING THAT MAKES MY MUM ALWAYS ANGRY

IS BECAUSE I ONLY EAT THOSE COLOURFUL SWEET PARTS

& I WILL PUT BACK THE BISCUIT INSIDE THE CONTAINER.

ITS DISGUSTING I KNOW!!

BUT I WAS STILL YOUNG SIAA THAT TIME.

KAYY KAYY

ENOUGH OF BISCUITS ALREADY.

TODAY I WAS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY

WHEN I FELT SOMETHING VIBRATING BEHIND MY HEAD.

IT WAS LIKE

"ZZZZT!! ZZZZT!! ZZZZT!!"

IT WAS ACTUALLY MY PHONE RINGING

AND IT WAS MY CLASS ADVISOR CALLING ME.

I WAS LIKE STILL IN THE BLUR MODE

& WHEN I REALISED THAT I HAD TO PRESS A BUTTON

TO PICK UP THE CALL

MY CLASS ADVISOR HAD HUNG UP.

SOON AFTER I CALLED HIM BACK

& HE ASKED ME WHY I DID NOT ATTEND SCHOOL.

AS USUAL IT IS THE SAME OLD REASON

BECAUSE IT IS REALLY THE ACTUAL REASON.

I OVERSLEPT.

SO HE ASKED ME WHETHER I WANTED TO CONTINUE MY STUDIES.

WELL IN MY HEART I FELT LIKE QUITTING SCHOOL

BUT MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO CONTINUE.

I KNOW I HAVE TO DECIDE WHETHER IS IT

SCHOOL

WORK

SCHOOL + WORK

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF

FOR WHAT IF I GO SCHOOL BUT I DO NOTHING?

IN CLASS I DAY DREAM.

MIGHT AS WELL I QUIT

& WORK MY ASS OFF OUT THERE.

AT LEAST I EARN SOME MONEY

INSTEAD OF JUST BURNING TIME IN SCHOOL DOING NOTHING.

BUT I FELT IF I QUIT IT WOULD BE SUCH A WASTE.

MY COURSE IS GOING TO END NEXT MARCH.

IT IS JUST 8 MONTHS AWAY.

WHY CAN'T I JUST TOLERATE FOR THESE 8 MONTHS

& ONCE I GRADUATE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

WHEN THE THOUGHT IF QUITING COMES TO MIND

I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO LEAVE

MY SCHOOL & THE HUNDREDS OF FRIENDS I HAVE MADE IN SCHOOL.

HAIYAH

SO I HAVE TWO CHOICES

TO CHOOSE FROM.

--CHOICE A--

CONTINUE SCHOOL FOR JUST ANOTHER 8 MONTHS

FORCE MYSELF TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL

WORK ON WEEKENDS

FINISH THIS COURSE & GET THAT BLOODY CERTIFICATE

THEN AFTER THAT JUST GO FOR NATIONAL SERVICE

WITH LITTLE SAVINGS

--CHOICE B--
QUIT SCHOOL

GET A BETTER PAYING JOB

WORK ALL THE WAY

SAVE AS MUCH AS I CAN

THEN AFTER THAT GO FOR NATIONAL SERVICE

WITH SAVINGS

SOME OF YOU TOLD ME TO TO CONTINUE MY STUDIES.

HONESTLY I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE INTEREST IN CONTINUING

TO HIGHER NITEC OR POLYTECHNIC.

I JUST WANT TO SERVE MY NATIONAL SERVICE

& IF I WERE TO GET INTO POLICE FORCE

I WILL SIGN ON AS THAT IS WHAT

I HAVE WANTED SINCE I WAS YOUNG.

SO WHAT IF THE PAY IS LITTLE?

AT LEAST IT IS SOMETHING I AM PASSIONATE IN.

WELL NOW I AM REALLY CRACKING MY BRAIN

THINKING WHAT IS BEST FOR ME.

I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT I AM HAPPY IN.

SCHOOL DOES BRING ME HAPPINESS.

BUT I REALLY LIKE TO WORK.

NOT BECAUSE OF THE MONEY.

I AM JUST NOT INTO BOOKS & THESE THEORY STUFF.

GET WHAT I MEAN??

WELL WHATEVER IT IS

I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SERVE MY NATIONAL SERVICE.

THAT IS WHEN

BIG BOYS GO IN

& COME OUT AS YOUNG MEN.

THAT IS WHEN I WILL THINK MORE MATURED

& ACT MORE MATURELY PERHAPS.

IMAGINE ME LOOKING BOTAK.

WAHLAOOWEII

LIKE THESE GUYS BELOW.

WELL I WILL GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

& TALK TO MY CLASS ADVISOR

& I HOPE I WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION.

IF ONLY SCHOOL WAS JUST BENEATH MY BLOCK

LIKE THOSE CHILDCARE CENTRES & KINDERGARTENS.

CURRENTLY I HAVE BEEN

AVOIDING SOMETHING

& I HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL SO FAR!!

I HAVE MANAGED TO AVOID IT FOR WEEKS!!

NO I AM NOT AVOIDING SOMEONE.

I AM JUST AVOIDING THIS MACHINE BELOW.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING HARD

NOT TO TAKE OUT MY ATM CARD

FROM MY WALLET

& SPEND UNNECESSARILY.

NEMMIND NEMMIND

HARI RAYA IS COMING RIGHT??!!

YOU KNOW I KNOW HORR!!

HEHEHE

WILL SOMEONE BUY ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS
FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR?
PREEAAASSSEE!!!

RIDHWAN

THE

CONFUSED

KUKUHEAD

TELL ME IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY WITH ME CAN?

Friday, August 14, 2009 ( 6:51 PM )

HEY HEY HEY

ACTUALLY I AM VERY LAZY TO BLOG TODAY.

BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED RECENTLY

SO I THINK I WILL JUST MAKE A POST TODAY.

BEFORE I START RANTING TO ALL OF YOU

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE FIRST BECAUSE

THIS POST IS GONNA OFFEND A FEW PEOPLE OUT THERE.

I BELIEVE THIS IS MY BLOG

SO I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT.

AS LONG AS

I DON'T MENTION YOUR NAME OR POST YOUR PICTURE HERE

YOU DON'T TERASA CAN??

IF YOU DON'T, THEN GOOD.

IF YOU DO, EVEN BETTER.

YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU READ

THEN I LET YOU HATE TAG.

SERIOUSLY.

WAN KUKUHEAD

DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANNA DO.

AS LONG YOU HAPPY

I ALSO HAPPY.

CAN?

OKAY GOOD.

I SHALL CONTROL MYSELF & MY EMOTION

FROM USING ANY HARSH WORDS.

FIRSTLY I WANNA TALK ABOUT THE COUNTER AT THE TOP OF MY BLOG.

IT IS STATED THAT EVERSINCE THIS BLOG WAS CREATED

WHICH WAS ON

22nd SEPTEMBER 2008

I HAVE HAD

42650 VISITORS

UNTIL THE MOMENT I AM BLOGGING NOW.

ONE IDIOT WAS UNHAPPY WITH MY COUNTER.

HE ACTUALLY BLOGGED ABOUT ME & I FOUND OUT.

I DIDN'T MANAGE TO GET A COPY OF HIS POST

BECAUSE HE DELETED HIS BLOG

AS SOON AS I TAGGED HIM ASKING HIM

WHAT WAS HIS PROBLEM.

HIS BALLS SHRUNKED I GUESS?

I DON'T KNOW IF HE CHANGED HIS LINK

OR HE SIMPLY DELETED HIS BLOG.

I SERIOUSLY DON'T MIND PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME

BEHIND THEIR BACK AT ALL.

YOU CAN TALK ALL YOU WANT

& I WON'T GO TO YOU & ASK YOU TO SHUT UP

AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE FACTS RIGHT.

THIS FELLA HAD HIS FACTS ALL WRONG.

THAT WAS WHY I CONFRONTED HIM.

HE SAID THAT MY BLOG IS CRAP

& MY COUNTER IS NOT ACCURATE.

HE CLAIMED IT DOES NOT MEASURE

HOW MANY READERS I HAVE EVERYDAY

AND THE NUMBERS JUST GOES UP

EVERYTIME SOMEONE VISITS MY BLOG AGAIN & AGAIN.

HE SAID I WAS ACTING POPULAR

WITH SOO MANY FAKE VISITS WITHIN A YEAR.

HE MEANS IF YOU VISIT MY BLOG 100 TIMES A DAY

OR REFRESH THIS PAGE 100 TIMES A DAY

MY COUNTER WILL GO UP BY 100.

EHH HELLO ASSHOLE??!

MY COUNTER WILL GO UP ONLY ONCE WITHIN A DAY

IF YOU USE THE SAME COMPUTER/IP ADDRESS.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE YOU REFRESH THIS PAGE

AND SEE THE COUNTER.

THEN YOU REFRESH AGAIN.

TRY AGAIN 5 MORE TIMES WITH YOUR COMPUTER.

DID THE NUMBER GO UP?

NO RIGHT??

HE DIDN'T JUST STOP AT THERE.

HE MENTIONED THAT MY BLOG HAS CRAPPY POSTS.

IF IT IS CRAP TO YOU THEN SO WHAT?

THIS IS MY BLOG

SO IT IS MY PROBLEM LAHH.

NO ONE FORCES YOU TO READ RIGHT?

DON'T WANT TO READ THEN WHY COME?

AFTER THAT HE MENTIONED THAT

ALL MY BLOG LINKS ARE GIRLS

WHICH SHOWS I AM JUST A PLAIN FLIRT.

ARE YOU SURE ALL ARE GIRLS??

TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT ALL THE 87 PICTURES THERE.

THERE ARE TWO GUYS AMONG THEM.

KAYY FINE THEN ALL OF YOU MIGHT WONDER

WHY THE REST 85 PICTURES ARE GIRLS.

TELL ME WHAT YOU EXPECT ME TO DO

WHEN ALL MY OTHER MALE FRIENDS DON'T HAVE BLOGS.

YOU WANT TO ME FORCE THEM TO CREATE A BLOG

JUST TO MAKE IT EQUAL TO THE NUMBER OF GIRLS HERE?

DOESN'T MAKE SENSE RIGHT?

BLOGGING IS A GIRLS' THING

SO LESS GUYS TEND TO OWN A BLOG.

OF 100% OF THE LINKS THERE

30% ARE MY FRIENDS FROM ITE

30% ARE FROM MY FRIENDS FROM SECONDARY SCHOOL

10% ARE FROM MY PRIMARY SCHOOL

20% ARE MY OUTSIDE FRIENDS

AND THE REST ARE RANDOM BLOGHOPPERS

THAT MADE FRIENDS WITH ME

AFTER ENJOYING READING MY POSTS.

NOW YOU ROUGHLY UNDERSTAND WHY??

ANY OTHER ISSUES YOU WANNA ASK ME??

I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO EXPLAIN TO YOU.

I AM SURE THE GUY WHO BLOGGED

ABOUT ME WILL READ THIS POST.

THESE KIND OF GUYS ARE SO EMBARRASING.

YOU ARE A GUY YET YOU BEHAVE LIKE YOU OWN A PUSSY.

WHAT THE HELL RIGHT?

SO BRAVE TO BLOG ABOUT ME

BUT THE MOMENT YOU WERE CONFRONTED

YOU DISAPPEARED.

WHY?

YOU TALK THE TALK

SO WHY DON'T YOU WALK THE WALK?

NOT HAPPY THAT I BLOGGED ABOUT YOU?

THEN ADD ME ON MSN.

u_can_locate_dr_psycho_@hotmail.com

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER

SO I WONDER WHAT IS THE BIG FUSS.

PLAIN JEALOUSY I GUESS.

BUT WHAT IS THERE TO BE JEALOUS OF IN THE FIRST PLACE??

I MAY LOOK LIKE A SOFT GUY

BUT WHEN I AM ANGRY IT WON'T BE REALLY NICE.

ONLY SOME HAVE SEEN THIS RARE UGLY SIDE OF ME

& I DON'T WISH TO SHOW IT EITHER.

OKAY ENOUGH OF THAT JERK.

DON'T WANNA WASTE TIME TALKING ABOUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT.

NOW I WANNA TALK ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON.

THIS PERSON DID NOT PISS ME OFF.

SHE JUST AMUSED ME.

SERIOUSLY.

HAHAHA

A GIRL RECENTLY ADDED ME ON MSN RECENTLY.

A RANDOM GIRL I MEANT.

I DON'T KNOW FROM WHERE SHE GOT MY MSN FROM.

SHE ADDED ME AND INTRODUCED HERSELF.

SHE IS FROM NANYANG POLYTECHNIC

FROM HER TINY MSN DISPLAY PICTURE

I CAN TELL SHE IS QUITE GOOD LOOKING.

SHE HAS A BUBBLY PERSONALITY

BUT ONE THING ABOUT HER TURNED ME OFF.

SHE SOMEHOW KNEW I JUST GOT MY RIDING LICENCE LAST MONTH.

SHE KEPT ON ASKING ME WHAT BIKE WAS I PLANNING TO GET.

SO I WONDERED TO MYSELF

DOES SHE WANNA MAKE FRIENDS WITH ME OR MY BIKE??

SO I PLAYED A TRICK WITH HER JUST TO TEST HER.

I TOLD HER I AM USING MY DAD'S BIKE

AS HE NO LONGER RIDES IT AS HE NOW DRIVES A CAR.

THEN SHE KEPT ON ASKING WHAT BIKE IT WAS.

I TOLD HER IT WAS AN OLD BIKE.

THEN I SENT HER A PICTURE THRU MSN.

THIS IS THE PICTURE BELOW

IT WAS JUST A RANDOM PICTURE I SNAPPED

AT BUGIS A FEW DAYS BACK.

MY FATHER RIDES A WAY BETTER BIKE THAN THIS.

HAHAHA

THE MOMENT SHE RECEIVED THE PICTURE

SHE APPEARED OFFLINE.

UNTIL NOW SHE HAS YET TO COME BACK ONLINE.

SHE TOTALLY VANISHED.

*POOF*

I LAUGHED LIKE HELL AFTER THAT.

SHE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT.

SEE SEE SEE??!

I KNEW SHE WAS A GIRL THAT GOES FOR GUYS WITH NICE BIKES.

GO BUY YOUR OWN BIKE LAHH.

AT LEAST YOU HAPPY.

I SERIOUSLY HATE GIRLS LIKE THAT.

-DEAR RANDOM GIRL-

IF YOU ARE READING THIS

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU

EVENTHOUGH IT WAS FOR JUST LESS THAN ONE HOUR.

HOPE YOU WILL FIND A GUY WITH A NICE BIKE SOON.

GOOD LUCK!!

WAN

KUKUHEAD

YOU TUBE MY TUBE THEIR TUBE OUR TUBE

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 ( 7:51 PM )

WANNA WATCH MY OLD STUPID VIDEOS

ON YOUTUBE??

GO TO MY NAVIGATIONS ABOVE

CLICK ON THE

"?"

THERE ARE MORE BUT I THINK THOSE FEW ARE THE BEST.

WAN

KUKUHEAD

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TITLE TO PUT

Sunday, August 09, 2009 ( 9:39 PM )

WHILE MOST OF YOU WERE OUT THERE

WATCHING THE FIREWORKS AT MARINA

HERE I AM AT HOME

HUGGING MY PILLOW

WATCHING THE CELEBRATION ON TELEVISION.

I HAD TO WORK TODAY

FROM 12 IN THE AFTERNOON TILL 5.

THEN I WONDERED WHERE SHOULD I GO.

I WANTED TO CATCH THE FIREWORKS

BUT THEN IT IS GONNA BE FRUSTRATING

WHEN I WANNA GET HOME

BECAUSE IT IS GONNA BE DAMN CROWDED.

I AM SOO SKINNY

SO I AM 100% SURE

I AM GONNA BE PUSHED

LEFT-RIGHT-FRONT-BACK.

SO AFTER WORK ENDED

I QUICKLY BOARDED A BUS & HEAD HOME.

EVERYONE WAS WALKING TOWARDS MARINA

WHILE I WAS THE ONLY ONE WALKING OUT OF MARINA.

I WAS WALKING ALL ALONE TO THE BUS STOP NEAR SUNTEC.

I WAS QUITE DIZZY BECAUSE MY EYES WERE LIKE GOING

LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT

SOOO MANY GIRLS TO SEEE!!!

HURHUR

WHEN THE BUS ARRIVED

IT WAS FULL.

BUT WHEN I BOARDED THE BUS

IT WAS COMPLETELY EMPTY.

EVERYONE GOT OFF THE BUS TO CATCH THE CELEBRATIONS.

SO YEAH I JUST WATCHED THE CELEBRATIONS ON TELEVISION

& WATCHED SINGAPORE IDOL AFTER THAT.

YOU ALL KNOW RIGHT EVERYTIME

WHEN NATIONAL DAY IS ABOUT TO COME

YOU WILL RECEIVE A SINGAPORE FLAG

TO HANG IT ON THE LEDGE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE?

.
EVERY YEAR WHEN I STAND BENEATH A BLOCK
I AM ALWAYS SURE THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE IDIOT

WHO WILL HANG THE FLAG WRONGLY

EXACTLY LIKE THIS ONE BELOW
.

LIKE GOONDOO RIGHT??!

HAHAHA

AFTER WATCHING SINGAPORE IDOL

I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT

SINGAPORE STILL HAS CRAZY PEOPLE ON THE STREETS.

THE INSTITUTE OF MENTAL HEALTH

IS NOT DOING THEIR JOB!!

HAHAHA

LIKE WHAT THE HELL SIAA.

SOME OF THEM REALLY CAN'T SING

BUT THEY STILL WANNA SING.

JUST TO GET ON TV PERHAPS.

CHEAP PUBLICITY.

"I'M THE NEXT AVRIL LAVIGNE!!

ASIAN AVRIL LAVIGNE!!"

AVRIL LAVIGNE

YOUR HEAD LAHH

STILL GOT THE CHEEK

TO SAY VULGARITIES AFTER SHE GOT REJECTED.

HAIYOHH

THE WEATHER IS SOOO HOT THESE DAYS RIGHT??

IF ONLY I HAVE THIS MACHINE IN MY HOUSE.
.

YEAAPAA!!

AN ICE KACHANG MACHINE!!

IF I HAVE THIS MACHINE IN MY KITCHEN

I AM SOOO GONNA MAKE ONE EVERY NIGHT

AND MOST PROBABLY DIE OF DIABETIS

THE FOLLOWING WEEK.

THEN NO ONE TO UPDATE THIS BLOG ANYMORE.

ON THURSDAY SCHOOL ENDED AT ONE

SO ME & MY FRIEND

WENT TO BUGIS TO FIND SOMETHING

THAT I HAD WANTED TO BUY FOR A LONG TIME.

AFTER THAT WE WERE ALL HOT & SWEATY.

SO WE WENT TO BUGIS JUNCTION

TO EAT ICE KACHANG.

IT WAS SOOO COOLING

IT FELT LIKE HAVING AN ORGASM.

THAT SOUNDS WRONG ACTUALLY.

HURHUR

.
WHILE THE BOTH OF US WERE ENJOYING OUR ICE KACHANG

OUR EARS WERE LIKE BUZZING LIKE HELL.

WE WERE SEATED IN BETWEEN 4 OLD AUNTIES.

2 ON OUR RIGHT.

2 ON OUR LEFT.

THEY WERE FREAKING NOISY SIAA.

THIS IS THE 2 NOISY AUNTIES ON MY RIGHT.
THE ONE IN RED IS THE NOISIEST.
SHE KEPT ON WAVING HER HANDS WHILE SHE TALKED.
.

THIS IS THE 2 NOISY AUNTIES ON MY LEFT.
THE ONE IN WHITE IS THE NOISIEST.

IT IS LIKE THEY ARE JUST TALKING TO THEIR FRIEND

WHO IS JUST LESS THAN A METRE AWAY

BUT YET THEY HAVE TO SHOUT.

WAHLAOOWEII

DO YOU REMEMBER MY POST

ABOUT THE ONE I GOT ROBBED IN MALAYSIA??

IF YOU HAVE NOT THEN CLICK HERE TO READ IT.

http://wankukuhead.blogspot.com/2009/07/rob-robber-robbed-robbery-robert.html

TO THOSE WHO HAVE READ

WANNA SEE THE ACTUAL PHONE??

I ACTUALLY FOUND IT IN ONE OF MY DRAWERS

IN MY HOUSE IN MALAYSIA.

THIS IS THE PHONE BOX.

IT STILL LOOKS BRAND NEW.

THAT IS THE PHONE!!

NOTICE THE RUBBER BAND SECURING IT??!

IT IS ACTUALLY BLUE IN COLOUR.

EXACTLY LIKE THE PICTURE ON THE BOX.

BUT I ITCHY HAND GO AND SPRAY IT GREEN.

MACAM PAHAM ONLY THAT TIME.

.
THEN I TRIED TO SWITCH IT ON.

I WAS SUPER DUPER SHOCKED

WHEN THE PHONE STILL WORKS!!

IF I REMOVE THE RUBBER BAND
MY PHONE WILL FALL INTO PIECES.
.

IT IS BECAYSE I WENT TO UNSCREW THE PHONE
& I THINK MY MOTHER ACCIDENTLY SUCKED IT UP
INTO THE VACUUM CLEANER.
.

AFTER LOOKING AT IT FOR SOMETIME
& RECALLING THE WONDERFUL MOMENTS
I HAD WITH THE PHONE
SO I DECIDED TO KEEP IT BACK IN THE BOX
& KEEP IT FOREVER.
AT LEAST IN THE FUTURE
I CAN SHOW MY GRANDCHILDREN
& TELL THEM WONDERFUL STORIES.
HURHUR
.
OH YAA THEN AFTER THAT I FOUND MY PASSPORTS.
I TOLD YOU GUYS I HAVE ALOT OF THEM RIGHT??!
HERE THEY ARE.
.

YOU CAN SEE HOW DIRTY THEY ARE RIGHT??!
BECAUSE IT IS USED EVERYDAY.
THE GOLD PRINTING NO LONGER SHINES.
THE BOTTOM ONE IS THE LATEST ONE I AM USING.
I WILL NEVER LET YOU GUYS SEE HOW I LOOK LIKE IN MY PASSPORTS.
THE PICTURES INSIDE ARE THE WORST OF THE WORST!!
HAHAHA
.
WAN
THE
PASSPORT COLLECTOR
KUKUHEAD

MALAYSIA BOLEH!

Thursday, August 06, 2009 ( 6:20 PM )

WAN KUKUHEAD

IS OFF TO JOHOR BAHRU

UNTIL SATURDAY.

GOOD BYE SINGAPORE.
HELLO RAMLY BURGER!!

WOOHOOO!!

DON'T DROOL OVER YOUR KEYBOARD OKAY?

WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?

Wednesday, August 05, 2009 ( 6:50 PM )

I THINK I IMAGINE TOO MUCH.

NO WAIT.

THINK IS NOT THE WORD.

I DO IMAGINE TOO MUCH.

WELL RECENTLY I WOKE UP FROM SLEEP

& I THOUGHT TO MYSELF.

SHOULD I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

THEN I WONDERED IF I SHOULD THEN

IS IT A NEED OR A WANT?

THEN BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO THINK ABOUT IT

I WAS BACK TO SLEEP.

HAHAHA

DIDN'T GET TO THINK MUCH ABOUT IT.

THEN RECENTLY I HAD FEMALE FRIENDS

WHO ASKED ME ON SEPARATE OCCASIONS

WHY DON'T I GET MYSELF A GIRLFRIEND.

IT WAS QUITE FREAKY ALL OF THEM

RANDOMLY ASKED ME AT RANDOM TIMES.

BUT THEY WERE NOT SATISFIED WITH MY ANSWERS.

TELL ME WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK THEN.

--FIRST REASON--

I FEEL IF I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP

I CANNOT GIVE HER MY COMMITMENT.

MONDAY TO FRIDAY

I HAVE SCHOOL EVENTHOUGH

I KNOW I ALWAYS SKIP SCHOOL ON MOST DAYS

TO SLEEP AT HOME.

ON DAYS WHEN SCHOOL ENDS EARLY

I WILL BE WORKING.

SATURDAY & SUNDAY

I WILL BE WORKING WITHOUT FAIL.

SO I DON'T FEEL I HAVE THE TIME TO ASK HER OUT

& SPEND TIME WITH HER.

I DON'T WANT HER TO FEEL

THAT I DON'T GIVE HER ENOUGH ATTENTION.

I DON'T WANT HER TO FEEL LEFT OUT.

WHAT FOR BE IN A RELATIONSHIP

IF I WILL MAKE HER FEEL AS THOUGH SHE IS SINGLE?

I DON'T WANT HER TO FEEL NEGLECTED.

THAT IS WHAT I THINK.

--SECOND REASON--

I AM NOT THE TYPE THAT GOES FOR SHORT TERM RELATIONSHIPS.

I DON'T WANT A ONE MONTH RELATIONSHIP.

I DON'T WANT A TWO MONTH RELATIONSHIP.

I DON'T WANT A THREE MONTH RELATIONSHIP.

I DON'T WANT A FOUR MONTH RELATIONSHIP.

I DON'T WANT A FIVE MONTH RELATIONSHIP.

I DON'T WANT A SIX MONTH RELATIONSHIP.

I WANT A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP

WHICH CAN WITHSTAND FOR YEARS

OR EVEN A LIFETIME.

I DON'T GO FOR FLINGS.

IT IS RARE TO FIND A GIRL

THAT GOES FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS

AS MOST GIRLS OUT THERE ARE WILD THESE DAYS.

I SAID MOST EHH.

--THIRD REASON--

I WANT A GIRL THAT DOESN'T

SMOKE/DRINK/CLUB/SHEESHA/GAMBLE

THE REASON IS BECAUSE I WANT A GIRL

THAT IS SIMPLE AND DOESN'T NEED ALL THOSE

TO ENTERTAIN HERSELF.

I MYSELF DON'T DO ALL THAT.

IMAGINE IF WE WERE TO GO OUT

AND SHE NEEDS TO SMOKE.

I DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF IT

SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?

WALK A FEW FEET AWAY FROM HER?

IMAGINE SHE WANTS TO GO CLUBBING

AND I DON'T WANNA GO.

THEN WOULDN'T SHE BE BORED WITH ME

AND GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE?

GET WHAT I MEAN ROUGHLY?

--FOURTH REASON--

PEOPLE SAY I GO FOR GIRLS WITH LOOKS.

I WILL HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH THAT.

JUST BECAUSE WHEN I SEE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL

I GO "WOOO!!"

DOESN'T MEAN I WANT HER AS MY GIRLFRIEND.

I AM SURE WHEN YOU GIRLS SEE HOT GUYS

THEY WILL MAKE YOU SWOON TOO RIGHT?

THE FEELING IS JUST FOR THAT MOMENT.

SO WHAT IF YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ON THE OUTSIDE

BUT UGLY IN THE INSIDE?

WELL ACTUALLY I GO FOR GIRLS

WHO KNOWS HOW TO PRESENT HERSELF.

I DON'T LIKE GIRLS WHO ARE MESSY.

AS LONG AS SHE IS NEAT & PRESENTABLE

& HAS GOOD GROOMING/CLEANLINESS STANDARDS THEN

I AM REALLY FINE WITH IT ALREADY.

OF COURSE EVERY GUY WISHES TO HAVE

A GIRLFRIEND THAT LOOKS LIKE A SUPERMODEL.

BUT TO US AS LONG AS HER HEART IS NICE

THEN IT IS GOOD ENOUGH.

IF SHE LOOKS GOOD THEN THAT IS JUST A BONUS.

SO PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT ALL GUY GO FOR LOOKS.

NO MATTER HOW UGLY A GIRL CAN BE

IF SHE GROOMS HERSELF

SHE WILL DEFINITELY LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

TRUST MY WORDS.

--FIFTH REASON--

I AM HAPPY THE WAY I AM NOW.

I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAKING SOMEONE'S HEART.

I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE BREAKING MY HEART TOO.

THERE ARE MORE REASONS ACTUALLY

BUT I WILL KEEP THEM TO MYSELF.

IF YOU WERE TO ASK ME IF I FEEL LONELY

I WON'T LIE TO YOU.

I DO.

BUT MOST OF THE TIME

I DON'T.

ONE OF MY DREAMS IS TO SING A DUET

WITH MY FUTURE GIRLFRIEND.

WOULDN'T THAT BE ROMANTIC?

JUST LIKE THIS VIDEO BELOW.

I JUST LOVE THIS SONG

& I WISH I COULD SING IT WITH

MY FUTURE GIRLFRIEND ONE DAY.

RIDHWAN

THE

CEREWET/FUSSY

KUKUHEAD

ALA-LA-LA-LA-LONG

Friday, July 31, 2009 ( 9:07 PM )

WHO CARRIES PAINT EVERYDAY

WHEREVER THEY GO?

THESE PEOPLE DO.

ARTISTS

PAINTERS

LA SALLE STUDENTS

NAFA STUDENTS

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE BELOW?

LOAN SHARKS

I REALLY HAVE NO ISSUE WITH LOANSHARKS.

BUT IT BOTHERS ME WHEN

THESE PEOPLE GO AROUND SPLASHING PAINT

ESPECIALLY ON THE FREAKIN WRONG HOUSE!

OF ALL HOUSES

IT HAD TO BE MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE.

THEY ATTACK HER UNIT

BUT THEY SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS

ANOTHER HOUSE UNIT.

STUPID OR WHAT??!

YOUR MATHEMATICS ARE SO GOOD

THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO LOAN PEOPLE MONEY

& CALCULATE THEIR INTERESTS

BUT YOU CANNOT IDENTIFY DIFFERENT UNIT NUMBERS??

WHICHEVER

AH BENG/MAT REP/PUNDEK

WHO DID THIS

I SWEAR YOU WILL HAVE BLISTERS

UNDERNEATH YOUR ARMPITS.
.

I WAS WORRIED BECAUSE MY GRANDMOTHER IS ALWAYS ALONE

AT HOME WHILE MY AUNTIES GO TO WORK.

WHAT IF THEY SPLASH PETROL NEXT?!

THE POLICE HAS BEEN INFORMED

BUT WHAT CAN THEY DO SERIOUSLY?

THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN CATCH THIS ASSHOLES

UNLESS YOU CATCH THEM RED-HANDED.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO SIT NEAR THE HOUSE GATE

& WAIT FOR THE NEXT TIME HE COMES.

THE MOST HE WILL SPLASH IT ON MY FACE TOO & RUN AWAY.

BUT IF HE SPLASHES WITH SKILLS

AT LEAST I DON'T MIND AH.

IF IT LOOKS LIKE SOME PAINTING BELOW THEN

I REALLY DON'T MIND LEAVING SOME MONEY AT THE DOORSTEP

FOR THEM TO COLLECT THE NEXT TIME THEY COME.

BUT THIS ONE SPLASH ANYHOW SIAA.

THINK MY GRANDMOTHER'S DOOR IS WHAT??

YOUR DRAWING BLOCK AH?!

SU-PA-DU-PA-MA-DA-FA-KA

I WANTED TO CONFRONT THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE

THAT ALLEGEDLY OWED THE LOANSHARKS MONEY

AS I FELT THAT HE IS THE ONE THAT OWE THEM MONEY

& SINCE THEY SPLASHED AT THE WRONG HOUSE

SHOULDN'T HE BE HELPING MY GRANDMA CLEAN THE MESS UP??

BUT MY GRANDMOTHER SAID HE CLAIMED

IT WAS THE PREVIOUS OWNER THAT OWED THE MONEY.

FURTHERMORE WHEN I WENT TO HIS DOORSTEP

HIS DOOR WAS MUCH MUCH MORE

"COLOURFUL & ARTISTIC"

THAN MY GRANDMOTHER'S

SO I GUESS I SHALL NOT CONFRONT HIM.

HAHAHA

IT TOOK ME MORE THAN 3 HOURS TO REMOVE THE PAINT.

I COULD HAVE TAKEN UP LESSER TIME

IF MY GRANDMOTHER'S CATS HAVE NOT DISTURBED ME.

THERE ARE LIKE MORE THAN 15 OF THEM IN THE HOUSE.

EVERYTIME I PUT THE CLOTH I USED TO WIPE THE PAINT DOWN

IT WILL DISAPPEAR.

THEY WILL DRAG IT AWAY TO PLAY WITH IT.

I GOT SO PISSED THAT I SLAPPED ONE OF THEM ON THE BUTTOCKS.

THEN ALL OF THEM RAN AWAY.

HAHAHA.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW PICTURES OF THEM

FROM ONE OF MY POSTS IN FEBRUARY.
http://wankukuhead.blogspot.com/2009/02/furry-freaks-from-hell.html

SO FINALLY AFTER 3 LONG HOURS OF SCRUBBING

THEN THE PAINT WAS FINALLY REMOVED.
.

IF I GET TO KNOW THAT THEY SPLASHED PAINT AGAIN

I AM SO GONNA WAIT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

& THE NEXT TIME HE COME I WILL SPLASH PAINT AT HIS FACE.

REMEMBER

DO NOT BORROW MONEY FROM

ILLEGAL MONEY LENDERS.

MY FATHER ONCE SAID

"HIDUP BIAR SUSAH

ASALKAN TAK BERHUTANG."

THE ANTI- AH LONG

KUKUHEAD

SAKIT SICK SICKO SICKENING KENING NAIK NAIK

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 ( 10:28 PM )

HELLO HELLO HELLO

FINALLY I AM BACK AGAIN.

WOW I DIDNT EXPECT MY RECENT POST

TO GET SOOO MUCH ATTENTION!!

I WAS SICK & DID NOT VISIT MY BLOG FOR A FEW DAYS

& I GOT SOOOO MANY TAGS REGARDING MY POST!

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I RECEIVED DOZENS OF TAGS

IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

NOW I AM WONDERING

JUST HOW AM I GONNA REPLY THE TAGS.

HAHAHA

TO ALL THOSE WHO TAGGED REGARDING MY POST

I KNOW YOU ALL VERY EXCITED

BECAUSE MOST PROBABLY I AM THE FIRST GUY

YOU ALL KNOW TO VOICE OUT ABOUT MY OWN GENDER.

WELL I THINK EVERY GUY KNOWS WELL

WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ALL OF YOU.

THEY SIMPLY DON'T CARE MAYBE?

IGNORANCE IS THE WORD.

OR SELFISH?

WELL I WANTED TO UPDATE A FEW DAYS BACK

BUT I FELL TERRIBLY SICK.

IT WAS LIKE AS THOUGH I BOUGHT MYSELF

AN EXTRA VALUE MEAL OF GERMS

MAKE THAT UPSIZE.

I HAD A COMBO OF

FEVER & FLU & COUGH.

GEREK I KNOW.

MAYBE THOSE GUYS

WHO DIDN'T LIKE MY RECENT POST CURSED ME?

HAHAHA

IT ALL STARTED ON TUESDAY I GUESS.

MY COUSIN GOT SICK.

HE HAD THE SAME

SO CALLED

"EXTRA VALUE MEAL"

SICKNESS.

SO I ACCOMPANIED HIM TO THE DOCTOR

SO THAT WHO KNOWS

IF HE GOT QUARANTINED

THEN I CAN GET QUARANTINED TOO!!

HAHAHA

BUT HE DIDN'T.

I WAS DISAPPOINTED SIA.

WAHLAOWEII STUPID DOCTOR.

I REALLY WANTED THE SEVEN DAYS HOLIDAY.

THEN THURSDAY MORNING HE WAS BACK TO NORMAL.

BUT WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL I WAS SNEEZING ALL DAY.

YEAAPAA
THAT IS ALMOST HOW I LOOK LIKE.
THAT IS WHY THEY SAY CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE!!
.

I REALLY WISHED I HAD ONE OF THOSE
THEN MY LIFE WOULD BE MUCH MUCH EASIER.
.
I WAS SNEEZING REAL BAD BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS NOTHING.
I WENT TO WORK EVERYTHING
& WHEN I GOT HOME I STARTED TO HAVE FLU.
THE NEXT MORNING I HAD PANADOL & WENT TO SCHOOL.
THE PANADOL MADE ME SOOO SLEEPY.
IN CLASS I COULD SEE MY PILLOW FLOATING AROUND.
I WENT HOME AFTER A FEW HOURS.
REALLY COULD NOT TAHAN.
HAHAHA
.

THEN WHEN I GOT HOME I STRAIGHT AWAY GOT HIGH FEVER.
IT WAS SOO HOT I THINK I COULD
HAVE FRIED AN EGG
ON MY WIDE FOREHEAD.
I GET REALLY SCARED WHENEVER I HAVE FEVER.
.
I ONCE HELPED A BLIND MAN
& I MET HIM AGAIN ON A FEW OCCASIONS
SO I ASKED HIM WAS HE BORN BLIND.
HE TOLD ME THAT IT ALL STARTED AFTER HE GOT HIGH FEVER.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL FEVER
SO HE DID NOT WENT TO THE DOCTOR.
HE JUST ATE MEDICINE & SLEPT.
HIS FEVER WENT SO HIGH THAT IT
DAMAGED HIS NERVES CONNECTING TO HIS EYES.
HE WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY WONDERING
WHY IT WAS DARKNESS ALL AROUND HIM.
THAT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.
.
IMAGINE BEFORE SLEEPING
YOU MESSAGED YOUR BOYFRIEND
GOOD NIGHT
AND THE NEXT DAY YOU WOKE UP
YOU CAN'T EVEN READ
THE GOOD MORNING MESSAGE
YOUR BOYFRIEND SENT YOU.
WOULD YOU ACCEPT THE FACT YOU GOT BLIND?
.
I GOT TERRIBLY SICK FOR 4 DAYS STRAIGHT.
I DID NOT LEAVE HOUSE FROM
FRIDAY AFTERNOON TILL TUESDAY MORNING.
.
I WAS SOO BORED.
I WANTED TO USE THE COMPUTER
BUT I REALLY DID NOT HAVE THE ENERGY.
ALL I COULD DO WAS USE MY PHONE
& BROWSE THRU FACEBOOK.
.
WELL BEING SICK IS FINE WITH ME.
I LOVE THE MEDICAL LEAVES.
BUT I HATE WHEN IT COMES TO EATING PILLS!!
.
SINCE YOUNG I ALWAYS HATE PILLS.
I PREFER THE SYRUP.
.
WHEN WE ARE YOUNG
THEY WILL ISSUE YOU MEDICATION IN BOTTLES.
ONCE YOU ARE GROWN UP
THEY ISSUE YOU PILLS.
.
I ALWAYS HAVE A HARD TIME SWALLOWING THEM.
BILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL TELL ME.
"PUT THE PILL AT THE END OF YOU TONGUE
THEN DRINK WATER & SWALLOW LAHH.
LATER THE PILL WILL FOLLOW."
.
I ALWAYS DO THAT BUT THE PILL WILL STILL BE THERE.
I ONCE DRANK THE WHOLE PITCHER
OF PLAIN WATER JUST TO SWALLOW THAT PILL DOWN.
BUT IT WAS STILL THERE!
I GOT SO PISSED I CHEW IT.
HAHAHA
.
THEN FROM THAT MOMENT ONWARDS
I JUST CHEWED MY PILLS.
.
IF I HAVE THE TIME TO SPARE
I WILL CRUSH IT WITH A SPOON FIRST.
.

BUT IT TOTALLY SUCKS LAHH!!

SOME BITS WILL BE STUCK TO YOUR TEETH!!

THEN THE WHOLE DAY YOU MOUTH WILL TASTE BITTER!!
.

I KNOW I AM WEIRD.

WHATEVER EH!

HAHAHA

YEAAPAA

SEE THAT NAME TAG ABOVE??

THEY ARE PROMOTING ME TO SUPERVISOR NEXT MONTH.

COME COME

GUESS HOW MUCH WILL THEY RAISE MY PAY??!!

RAISE BY $1??

RAISE BY $2??

RAISE BY $3??

RAISE BY $4??

WRONG!!

THEY ARE RAISING IT

BY A WHOPPING 25 CENTS!!

YES YES IT IS ALOT I KNOW!!

HAHAHA

I FEEL SO PATHETIC

& I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM LAUGHING ALONG.

PFFT!

THEN NOW THEY ARE MAKING US WEAR

THIS HUGE UGLY BADGES.
.

SO TO MY DEAR FRIENDS

WHO HAVE NO MONEY TO EAT

FEEL FREE TO DROP BY & COMPLAIN TO MY MANAGER

THAT I DID NOT SMILE AT YOU.

THE

ONE & ONLY

WAN KUKUHEAD

WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009 ( 9:23 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

SORRY FOR NOT BLOGGING FOR SOO LONG.

I HAVE BEEN REALLY REALLY BUSY WITH WORK LATELY.

REALLY NEED THE MONEY TO BUY SOMETHING

WHICH HAS BEEN ONE OF MY DREAM SINCE I WAS A KID.

HEHEHE

I HAVE SOO MANY THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT ACTUALLY

BUT SOMETHING MADE ME REALLY PISSED RECENTLY

THAT IT MADE ME FEEL I REALLY NEED TO BLOG ABOUT IT

TO RELEASE MY FRUSTRATIONS.

THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG POST.

MAY BE INTERESTING TO YOU GIRLS

AS IT SEEMS VERY FAMILLIAR TO YOU.

GUYS MIGHT DISAGREE WITH ME.

HATE TAG ALL YOU WANT LAHH.

I GIVE YOU THE GREEN LIGHT.

I AM SORRY IF CONTENTS IN THIS POST

OFFENDS SOME OF YOU OUT THERE.

GUYS WHO TREAT THEIR GIRLS LIKE DIRT

YET THE GIRLS STILL LOVE THEM.

THAT IS WHAT I AM GONNA TALK ABOUT TODAY.

THANKS TO THESE TYPE OF ASSHOLES BELOW

FOR MAKING ALMOST ALL

GIRLS HAVE THE IMAGE THAT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS.

GUYS WHO PHYSICALLY ABUSE THEIR GIRLS

GUYS WHO MENTALLY ABUSE THEIR GIRLS

GUYS WHO CHEAT BEHIND THEIR GIRLS' BACK

GUYS WHO CONTROL THEIR GIRLS' MOVEMENTS

GUYS WHO ASK THEIR GIRLS' FOR MONEY

GUYS WHO PLAY WITH THEIR GIRLS' FEELINGS

GUYS WHO ONLY GOES FOR THE GIRLS' BODY

GUYS WHO ARE SUPERBLY EGOISTIC

DID I MISS ANYTHING ELSE

MY FEMALE FRIENDS??

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.

WELL THE ISSUE THAT STARTED ALL THESE

WAS WHEN ONE OF MY FEMALE FRIENDS

TALKED TO ME ON THE PHONE

ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.

SHE WAS CRYING LIKE AS THOUGH SOMEONE PASSED AWAY

& I COULDN'T HEAR CLEARLY WHAT SHE WAS SAYING.

I TOLD HER TO CALM HERSELF DOWN & TALKED TO ME SLOWLY.

SHE HUNG UP & CALLED ME SEVERAL MINUTES LATER.

SHE HAD STOPPED CRYING

BUT STILL HAD MUCUS RUNNING DOWN HER NOSE

AS I COULD HEAR THE

"SNORT SNORT"

NOISES AS SHE TALKED.

SO SHE TOLD ME SEVERAL THINGS

THAT MADE ME FELT THAT IF ONLY I WAS MUSCULAR

SOMEONE WAS GONNA GET HURT REAL BAD.

--TO THAT ASSHOLE OUT THERE--

LUCKILY YOU ARE MUSCULAR

& I AM SOOO SKINNY.

IF NOT I WOULD HAVE LOOKED FOR YOU

& ALSO BURN YOUR BIKE DOWN.

SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS OUT WITH HER BOYFRIEND AT TOWN

WHEN THEY QUARELLED SO THE BOY WANTED TO GO HOME.

SO THE BOY WENT TO HIS BIKE & LEFT HER

JUST LIKE THAT IN THE CARPARK.

SO SHE STARTED TO CRY.

SHE CALLED HER BOY SEVERAL TIMES ON HIS PHONE

& THE BOY CAME BACK & APOLOGISED

& OFFERED TO TAKE HER HOME.

BUT HALFWAY ALONG THE JOURNEY

THEY GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT AGAIN

& GUESS WHAT?!

HE LEFT HER AT THE SIDE

OF THE EXPRESSWAY.

HOW HEARTLESS CAN THAT GUY BE?

YOU LEAVE HER THERE ALL ALONE

WHERE CARS ARE SPEEDING FAST.

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN THERE.

WHERE IS SHE SUPPOSE TO GO FROM THERE??

TAXIES CANNOT PICK UP PASSENGERS THERE.

SHE HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE NEAREST EXIT

WHICH SHE SAID WAS LIKE ABOUT 300 METRES AWAY.

FROM THERE SHE TOOK TAXI HOME.

SHE RANG UP THE GUY & THEY BROKE UP.

THAT WAS WHEN SHE CALLED ME.

THEN I ASKED HER MORE ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP.

I ASKED HER HAVE THE GUY TOUCHED HER BEFORE.

SHE SAID HE ONCE SLAPPED HER BECAUSE SHE DID NOT REPLY

HIS MESSAGE QUICK ENOUGH.

SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS IN THE TOILET FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

I ASKED HER DID SHE FIGHT BACK?

SHE SAID NO.

HE ONCE PUSHED HER TO THE WALL

& PLACED HIS HAND AT HER THROAT

WHEN HE LOOKED THRU HER PHONE

& FOUND A MESSAGE FROM HER EX-CLASSMATE.

THE MESSAGE JUST WROTE

"EH KAU SEKARANG KERJE MANE AH?

TEMPAT KAU ADE VACANCY?"

I ASKED HER WHY SHE DIDN'T LEAVE THE GUY EARLIER

SHE SAID SHE COULD NOT BECAUSE

SHE LOVES HIM.

I TOLD HER YES YOU LOVE HIM

BUT DOES HE LOVES YOU?

SHE SAID YES.

I TOLD HER IF HE LOVES YOU WOULD HE BE WILLING TO HURT YOU?

SHE KEPT QUIET & BEGAN TO CRY AGAIN.

AFTER THAT WE CONTINUED TALKING

BLA BLA BLA

SHE TOLD ME SHE IS GOING TO FORGET THIS JERK & MOVE ON

& GUESS WHAAAAAAT??!!!

THE FOLLOWING WEEK

THEY WERE BACK TOGETHER.

I WAS LIKE

WOAHHH WASTE MY BREATH ON HER ONLY.

THE THING THAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST IS

WHY ARE YOU GIRLS SOO WEAK??!!

WHY WHY WHY??!!!

YOUR GUY HURTS YOU LIKE HELL

YET WHEN HE SWEET TALKS YOU

YOU WILL FALL FOR HIM BACK.

THEN EVERYTHING WILL RETURN BACK TO SQUARE ONE.

--GUYS WHO PHYSICALLY ABUSE THEIR GIRLS--

THESE KIND OF GUYS MAKE MY BLOOD REALLY BOIL.

GUYS WHO LAY THEIR FINGER ON GIRLS ARE COWARDS.

WHY BEAT UP SOMEONE WHO ARE WEAKER THAN YOU?

BEATING HER SHOWS WHAT?

THAT YOU ARE STRONGER?

THAT YOU ARE FIERCE?

SO WHAT?

THAT JUST SHOWS HOW TIMID YOU ARE.

FIND SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE.

WHO ARE YOU TO BEAT HER?

HER FATHER?

I THINK EVEN HER FATHER DOESN'T BEAT HER.

YOU ARE NOT EVEN MARRIED TO HER.

EVEN IF YOU ARE MARRIED DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN BEAT HER?

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

"OHH SORRY LAHH YOU.

I WAS JUST TOO ANGRY & I FAILED TO CONTROL MY EMOTIONS."

SO WHAT?

ANGRY THEN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAT HER UP?

IF YOU ARE ANGRY WITH YOUR FATHER

YOU WOULD WHACK YOUR FATHER TOO?

--GUYS WHO MENTALLY ABUSE THEIR GIRLS--

THESE KIND OF GUYS ARE THOSE WHO WHENEVER

YOU ARE IN AN ARGUMENT & THEY GOT NO POINTS TO FIGHT BACK

THEY WILL INSULT THE GIRLS' LOOKS TO BRING HER DOWN.

I ONCE HAD A FEMALE FRIEND

WHO ARGUED IN THE BUS

& THE GUY LEFT HER IN THE BUS.

BEFORE HE WENT DOWN THE BUS

HE SHOUTED AT HER THAT SHE IS FAT

& SHE SHOULD HAVE APPREACIATE HIM

BECAUSE AT LEAST THERE IS A GUY THAT IS WILLING TO DATE HER.

IT IS SO MEAN TO MAKE A GIRL EMBARRASSED IN PUBLIC.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW SHE FELT BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC?

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

"SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY WHAT I SAID.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING AT THAT MOMENT.

I AM SORRY ALRIGHT?"

*PRESENT HER WITH CHOCOLATES & SWEET TALK HER*

THEN THE GIRL WILL BE SMITTEN WITH HIS SWEET TALKING

& WILL FORGIVE HIM & GET BACK TOGETHER.

--GUYS WHO CHEAT BEHIND THEIR GIRLS' BACK--

THESE KIND OF JERKS ARE SOO COMMON LORR!!

AGREE AGREE??!!

THEY ARE SOMEWHERE ELSE ENJOYING THEMSELVES

CLUBBING WITH OTHER RANDOM GIRLS

BUT THEY TELL YOU THEY ARE AT HOME OR WITH FAMILIES

AND WHEN THEY GET CAUGHT

ALL SORTS OF ALI BABA STORIES WILL COME OUT.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

WHEN THEY ARE WITH ANOTHER GIRL

& YOU CALL THEM THEY WILL NOT PICK UP THEIR PHONES.

THEIR REASON IS

"OHH I DIDN'T REALISE MY PHONE WAS ON SILENT MODE."

SOMETIMES THEIR PHONES ARE SWITCHED OFF.

THEIR REASON IS

"OHH I FORGOT TO CHARGED MY BATTERY BEFORE I LEFT HOME."

WORST IF THEY ARE CAUGHT RED HANDED WITH ANOTHER GIRL.

THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT SHE IS ONE OF THEIR OLD FRIENDS

& IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THEM

THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU NO LONGER TRUST HIM ANYMORE

& MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY.

--GUYS WHO CONTROL THEIR GIRLS' MOVEMENTS--

THESE KIND OF GUYS SHOULD BE WORKING AS

POLICE OFFICERS OR REPORTERS.

THEY CALL YOU EVERY FEW MINUTES TO ASK YOU

WHERE YOU ARE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

WHO ARE YOU WITH?

WHAT TIME WILL YOU GO HOME?

BLA BLA BLA.

EVERY CALL GOES WITH THE SAME QUESTIONS.

WORST STILL IF WHEN YOU TELL THEM & THEY DON'T BELIEVE.

IT IS LIKE YOU ASK THEN I TELL YOU THEN YOU SAY I AM LYING.

MIGHT AS WELL DON'T ASK RIGHT?

THESE KIND OF GUYS ARE REALLY NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.

THEY ARE SO AFRAID THAT YOU MIGHT CHEAT ON THEM

SO THEY WANNA TRACK EVERY STEP YOU TAKE.

THE WORST IF THEY SEND THEIR FRIENDS TO SPOTCHECK ON YOU

WHETHER YOU ARE LYING.

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BASIC TRUST ON YOU.

WHY SO POSSESIVE??

YOU HAVE YET TO MARRY HER & YOU BEHAVE LIKE THIS.

I BELIEVE YOU ARE GONNA

CHAIN YOUR FUTURE WIFE IN THE HOUSE

WHEN YOU ARE LEAVING FOR WORK.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

"OHH I WANNA KNOW BECAUSE I CARE FOR YOU.

I AM WORRIED IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU."

EHH HELLO BROTHER??!!

HER PARENTS CARE ABOUT HER MORE THAN YOU DO

BUT THEY DON'T BEHAVE LIKE YOU DO!!

CAN'T YOU EVEN TRUST HER ONE BIT?

WHY MUST YOU TRACK HER WHEREVER SHE GOES?

IF SOMETHING IS TO HAPPEN TO HER

SHE CAN ALWAYS DIAL 999.

IT IS NOT AS THOUGH SHE IS HANGING OUT

IN THE JUNGLES THAT YOU HAVE TO CALL HER

TO MAKE SURE SHE IS STILL ALIVE & NOT EATEN ALIVE BY TIGERS.

--GUYS WHO ASK THEIR GIRLS' FOR MONEY--

THESE KIND OF GUYS DEPENDS ON CASE BY CASE BASIS.

IF THE BOTH OF YOU GO OUT ON DATES

& TAKE TURN TO TREAT EACH OTHER DINNER

OR IF YOU'RE GONNA WATCH MOVIES

THEN THE GUY PAYS FOR THE TICKETS

& THE GIRL PAYS FOR THE POPCORN

THAT IT IS OKAY TOO.

BUT IF THE GUY ASK THE GIRL

FOR MONEY TO PAY PETROL FOR HIS BIKE EVERYTIME

OR EVEN ASK FOR MONEY TO MODIFY HIS BIKE

THEN THAT ONE DIFFERENT ABIT.

IF TO YOU GIRLS IT IS OKAY THEN OKAY LORR.

BECAUSE I LIVE BY THE PRINCIPLE

WHERE I SHOULD NEVER USE ANY GIRLS' MONEY

EVENTHOUGH I AM GONNA PAY HER BACK

ESPECIALLY IT IS ON SOMETHING I DON'T REALLY NEED.

UNLESS I LOST MY WALLET & NO MONEY TO EAT OR GO HOME.

IT IS JUST NOT NICE TO ME.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

"YOU I HAVE NOT RECEIVED MY SALARY YET AH.

CAN HELP ME PAY FIRST?"

THEY CLAIM THEY WILL PAY BACK SOON

BUT THE SOON NEVER SEEM TO COME.

--GUYS WHO PLAY WITH THEIR GIRLS' FEELINGS--

THESE KIND OF JERKS

ARE JUST PLAIN HEARTBREAKERS.

THEY ARE THE TYPE THAT GOES FOR FLINGS.

EASY TO SAY PLAYBOY LAHH.

ONE MOMENT THEY SAY THEY LIKE YOU

THE NEXT MOMENT THEY DISAPPEAR.

THERE ARE GUYS WHO ARE JUST OUT THERE TO TEST THE MARKET.

WHEN I SAY

"OUT THERE TO TEST THE MARKET"

MEANS THEY ARE JUST PLAYING AROUND

TO SEE IF THEY ARE CAPABLE OF WINNING A GIRL'S HEART.

SOME OF YOU GIRLS MIGHT NOT REALISE THIS.

THEY ARE THE TYPE OF JERKS WHO WILL MAKE YOU LIKE THEM

THEN ONCE THEY KNOW YOU LIKE THEM

THEY WILL DISAPPEAR.

THEY JUST WANNA ACHIEVE THAT POINT

& THEY WILL MOVE ONTO SOMEONE ELSE

& RESTART THE GAME ALL OVER AGAIN.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

USUALLY THEY JUST DISAPPEAR

WITHOUT ANY REASON.

REALLY.

--GUYS WHO ONLY GOES FOR THE GIRLS' BODY--

THIS ONE IS THE MOST COMMON TO ME.

THEY FLIRT WITH YOU JUST TO WIN YOUR HEART

THEN TOUCH YOU HERE & THERE

THEN LEAVE YOU.

.
THEY ASK YOU TO BE THEIR GIRLFRIEND
& ONCE THEY GET TO KISS YOU
OR EVEN MORE THAN THAT IF THEY ARE LUCKY
THEN THEY LEAVE YOU
GIVING YOU STUPID REASONS
WHY THEY COULD NOT STAY ON WITH THE RELATIONSHIP.

SOMETIMES THEY DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOUR FACE IS TOTALLY UGLY.

THERE IS A POPULAR SAYING

"COVER THE FACE, FUCK THE BASE."
.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--
USUALLY THEY JUST DISAPPEAR TOO
WITHOUT ANY REASON.

REALLY.

THEY JUST WANNA SO CALLED

TOUCH & GO OR HIT & RUN.

--GUYS WHO ARE SUPERBLY EGOISTIC--

THESE ARE THE TYPE OF GUYS WHO SOMETIMES

NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED WITH SLIPPERS.

THEY WILL NEVER SAY SORRY & EXPECT THE GIRLS

TO SAY SORRY & MAKE IT UP WITH THEM

BY SAYING SWEET THINGS TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER.

EVERYONE HAS EGO.

EVEN I ADMIT I HAVE EGO.

BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO PUT YOUR EGO DOWN.

WITH SOMEONE YOU JUST KNOW YESTERDAY

THEN YOU CAN SHOW SOME EGO.

BUT WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW FOR MONTHS OR YEARS

CAN'T YOU JUST PUT YOUR EGO ASIDE & SHOW YOUR SOFT SIDE?

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

THEY DON'T USUALLY GIVE REASONS BECAUSE

TO THEM THEY ARE NOT THE ONES AT FAULT.

WHATEVER I TYPED HERE ARE NEVER FABRICATED.

I AM NOT HERE TO CREATE STORIES.

IT IS TRUE & IT DOES HAPPENS.

EVENTHOUGH I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP

& I DON'T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE IN IT

I KNOW ALL THESE

BECAUSE WHEN I SIT WITH MY MALE FRIENDS

I LISTEN TO WHAT THEY TALK

& WHEN I SIT WITH MY FEMALE FRIENDS

I LISTEN TO WHAT THEY TALK TOO.

SO FROM THERE IS WHERE I GET THESE EXAMPLES

TO SHARE WITH YOU.

IN RELATIONSHIPS EVERYTHING MUST BE FAIR.

USUALLY THE BOYS WILL ALWAYS COME OUT WITH EXCUSES

WHEN THEY ARE IN THE WRONG

BUT WHEN IT IS YOU

NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY THEY JUST WON'T BOTHER.

YOU CANNOT GO OUT WITH YOUR OTHER MALE FRIENDS

BUT THEY CAN GO OUT WITH THEIR FEMALE FRIENDS.

THEY SAY THAT THOSE GIRLS ARE JUST FRIENDS.

YOU CANNOT MESSAGE OTHER BOYS

BUT THEY CAN CALL OTHER GIRLS.

THEY SAY THAT SHE WAS THE ONE THAT CALLED FIRST.

THEY CAN LOOK THRU YOUR PHONE

BUT YOU CAN'T LOOK THRU THEIRS.

THEY SAY THAT YOU DON'T TRUST THEM IZZIT?

GOT ALOT MORE LAHH

BUT I AM JUST SUPER TIRED!!

TAKE CARE GIRLS!!

REMEMBER THAT IF YOUR GUY MATCHES TO

WHATEVER I MENTIONED IN MY POST

THEN DO SOMETHING

OR JUST LEAVE HIM.

IT IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.

BUT STILL

DO BEAR IN MIND THAT NOT ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.

IT IS JUST THE MAJORITY

OR YOU JUST HAPPEN TO MEET THE WRONG ONE, ALWAYS.

THE SO-CALLED

DOCTOR LOVE

KUKUHEAD

*MACAM PAHAM*

brain-dead

Sunday, July 19, 2009 ( 9:20 PM )

MY BLOG IS IN A COMA

& HOPEFULLY IT WILL WAKE UP

FROM IT'S SLEEP SOON.

I AM SORRY MY LOYAL READERS.

I WILL REVIVE IT AS SOON AS I HAVE THE TIME.

HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH WORK LATELY.

WANTED TO UPLOAD SOME PICTURES

BUT HARD DISK IS GIVING ME ATTITUDE.

FELT LIKE THROWING IT OUT OF THE WINDOW.

MAYBE WHILE YOU WAIT FOR ME TO UPLOAD

YOU CAN GIVE ME SOME TOPICS TO BLOG ABOUT?

WAN

THE BUSY LOOKING FOR MONEY

TO GET MARRIED

KUKUHEAD

ROB ROBBER ROBBED ROBBERY ROBERT??

Monday, July 13, 2009 ( 10:31 PM )

HEY HEY HEY

IN ONE OF MY RECENT POSTS

I TALKED ABOUT

MY HISTORY WITH HANDPHONES && I SAID THIS ONE HAD

THE MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE WITH ME.

WELL THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE

I GOT ROBBED ONCE IN MALAYSIA

&& THE ROBBER ACTUALLY REJECTED MY PHONE!!

.
COME LET ME TELL YOU

THE WHOLE STORY IN MORE DETAILS.

IT IS COMPLICATED SO YOU REALLY HAVE TO

READ SLOWLY & CAREFULLY TO UNDERSTAND.

WELL IT HAPPENED IN THE YEAR

2007

I WAS SECONDARY 5 THAT POINT OF TIME.

WELL SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW

BUT MY CLOSE FRIENDS DO KNOW THAT

ME & MY FAMILY ARE ALL SINGAPOREANS

BUT WE USE TO LIVE IN JOHOR BAHRU.

SO I LIVE IN JOHOR BUT I WAS SCHOOLING AT WOODLANDS.

SO IT MEANS EVERYDAY I HAVE TO CROSS THRU

THE CAUSEWAY JUST TO GO TO SCHOOL.

EVERYDAY MY PASSPORT HAS TO BE STAMPED.

I HAVE 6 PASSPORTS SO FAR.

5 OF IT FULLY STAMPED.

MOST OF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE

& ITS NOT EVEN HALF FULLY STAMPED.

HAHAHA

SO YEAH BACK TO THE TOPIC.

YOU CAN CLICK ON THE MAP

BELOW TO ENLARGE IT.

IGNORE THE TWO ARROWS FIRST.

THE AREA IN GREEN IS WHERE I LIVE.
THE PINK CIRCLE IS THE BUS STOP
WHERE I CAN TAKE THE BUS TO THE CUSTOMS.
THE YELLOW LINE WITH RED DOTS IS THE ROUTE
I ALWAYS TAKE TO GO TO THE BUS STOP FROM HOME.
THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS AREA IS
IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE NEAR TO
ANGSANA SHOPPING MALL.
THE AREA IN BLUE IS
KIP MART SUPERMARKET.
SO IF YOU HAVE BEEN THERE
THEN YOU ROUGHLY KNOW WHERE IS MY MALAYSIA HOUSE.

SO THE ROUTE IS BLOODY LONG OKAY!

IT LOOKS NEAR.

CLICK ON THE MAP

TO SEE IT CLOSELY IF YOU HAVE NOT.

I GIVE YOU A CLOSE ESTIMATION

HOW FAR IT IS FROM MY HOUSE TO THE BUS STOP.
JUST IMAGINE WALKING FROM

FAR EAST PLAZA ALL THE WAY TO HEERENS

THEN YOU GO BACK TO LUCKY PLAZA.

SO SCHOOL STARTS AT 7:30am.

IT MEANS I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 5:30am.

THEN GET READY & LEAVE HOUSE AT 6:10am.

BY THE TIME I WALK TO REACH THE BUS STOP IT WILL BE 6:30am.

THE BUS JOURNEY IS QUITE SHORT

SO I WILL REACH MALAYSIAN CUSTOMS AT 6:50am.

BY THE TIME I CROSS TO SINGAPORE IT WILL BE AROUND 7:10am

& I WILL REACH SCHOOL USUALLY JUST NICE AT 7:25am.

SO IT WAS A ROUTINE OVER & OVER AGAIN

FOR ME TILL THIS ONE DAY.

AS USUAL I WOULD LEAVE HOME AT 6:10am.

I LIVE IN A CONDO APARTMENT

&& THERE ARE SECURITY GUARDS

SO I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT QUITE WORRIED

OF THE SECURITY OF MY HOUSE.

I WAS LISTENING TO MY 128mb MP3

WHICH WAS SOOO EXPENSIVE AT THAT POINT OF TIME.

IT COSTS ME CLOSE TO $80 WHEN THIS KIND OF MP3

WAS JUST RELEASED INTO OUR WORLD.

NOW $10 CAN GET I THINK.

128MB SUMMORE!!

ITS JUST SPECKS OF DUST COMPARED

TO MY 8 GIGABYTE MEMORY CARD IN MY PHONE NOW.

THAT IS HOW RAPID TECHNOLOGY CHANGES.

SO I WAS LISTENING TO MY MP3

WHILE WALKING TO THE BUS STOP

WHILE SINGING ALONG TO

THE SONG

"MY HEART"

THEN I SAW THIS TYPICAL MALAYSIA BIKE

PASSED ME SLOWLY WITH TWO MALAY GUYS.

BOTH OF THEM LOOKED AT ME.
.

THE MOMENT I SAW THEM I KNEW SOMETHING WAS NOT RIGHT.

USUALLY AT THAT POINT OF TIME

EARLY IN THE MORNING

THERE WILL ONLY BE PEOPLE GOING TO SINGAPORE TO WORK

RIDING THEIR MOTORBIKES.

THOSE PEOPLE WOULD BE WEARING

THICK JACKETS & SHOES BECAUSE IT IS FREAKING COLD

WHENEVER YOU ARE HAVING A LONG JOURNEY IN THE MORNING.

BUT THE TWO MALAY GUYS

ON THE BIKE WERE WEARING SOMETHING TOTALLY STRANGE.

THE RIDER WAS WEARING A RED SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT

WITH JEANS & SLIPPERS

WHILE THE PILLION WORE SHORT PANTS WITH SLIPPERS

& THIS KIND OF WINTER JACKET.
.

AFTER YEARS OF OBSERVING THE SURROUNDING

THERE WHENEVER I WANNA GO SCHOOL

& ONE LOOK AT THEM WAS WHAT IT TOOK FOR ME TO KNOW

SOMETHING WASNT RIGHT.

.
SO MY INSTINCTS KICKED IN.

I KEPT MY MP3 IN MY BAG.

I TOOK OUT MY SIM CARD FROM MY PHONE & KEPT IT IN MY SOCKS.

I TOOK OUT MOST OF THE MONEY IN MY WALLET

& PLACED IT IN MY SHOE.

I TOOK A DEEP BREATH & WALKED CALMLY.

THERE IS REALLY NO USE ASKING FOR HELP

BECAUSE THERE ARE TOTALLY NO ONE.

CARS RARELY PASS BY THAT AREA

BECAUSE THERE IS ANOTHER WAY THAT LINKS

DIRECTLY TO THE EXPRESSWAY.

THERE IS NO WHERE I COULD RUN EITHER.

TURN LEFT WOULD BE THE JUNGLES.

TURN RIGHT WOULD BE HOUSES WHICH ARE TOTALLY DARK

AS PEOPLE ARE STILL ASLEEP AT THAT POINT OF TIME.

SO I WALKED AS PER NORMAL

ALONG THE ROUTE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TAKING

WHICH IS FROM THE GREEN AREA TO THE PINK CIRCLE

ALONG THE YELLOW LINE WITH RED DOTS.

THEN AFTER A FEW METRES OF WALKING I SAW

THE BIKE PARKED AT THE GREEN ARROW.

THEY WERE BOTH TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

I WALKED PASS THEM

& AT THE CORNER OF MY EYE I SAW THEM GET ON THEIR BIKE

AFTER I PASSED BY THEM.

SO IN MY HEART WAS

"THAT IS IT."

"I AM SOO GONNA GET ROB TODAY!!"

HAHAHAHA

I HEARD THEM START THEIR BIKE

& THEY RODE SLOWLY NEXT TO ME.

IT WAS AT THE RED ARROW WHERE IT TOOK PLACE.

MY HEART TOLD ME TO RUN.

MY BRAIN TOLD ME NOT TO RUN.

WHAT IF THEY HAD A KNIFE

& IF I RUN THEY THREW IT AT ME?

I DON'T WANT TO RUN WITH A KNIFE

STUCK AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD.

SO I JUST BREATHE IN & RELAX.

WHILE I WALKED THE PILLION ASKED ME IN MALAY

WHAT TIME WAS IT.

I SHOWED THEM THE TIME.

IT WAS 6:15am.

THEN I CONTINUED WALKING

WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO RIDE NEXT TO ME.

THEN AGAIN THEY ASKED WHAT TIME IT WAS.

IT WAS 6:17am.

IN MY HEART WAS LIKE

IF YOU WANT TO ROB ME

THEN HURRY UP LAHH

STILL CAN ASK WHAT TIME IS IT.

THEN THEY ASKED ME WHERE I WAS GOING.

I SAID I AM GOING TO SCHOOL.

THEY ASKED ME WHY MY SCHOOL UNIFORM IS DIFFERENT.

THEN I SAID I AM SCHOOLING IN SINGAPORE.

I WAS SOOOOO STUPID TO SAY THAT!

THAT WAS LIKE THE KEYWORD TO MONEY!!

HAHAHA

THEN THE PILLION JUMPED OFF THE BIKE

& TOOK OUT A PARANG UNDERNEATH HIS WINTER JACKET.

THIS IS HOW THE PARANG LOOKS LIKE EXACTLY.

HE GRIPPED MY HAND

& PLACED THE PARANG ON MY SHOULDER.

EVENTHOUGH IT WAS DARK

I COULD SEE THE PARANG WAS SOOO RUSTY.

IT LOOKED LIKE THE ONE IN THE PICTURE BELOW.
.

THE PILLION THEN SAID TO ME IN MALAY

"DIK TOLAK SINI HANDPHONE DIK."

WHICH MEANT

"BROTHER COME GIMME YOUR PHONE."

I TOOK IT OUT FROM MY POCKET

& SHOWED IT TO HIM & SAID

"BANG HANDPHONE BURUK BANG.

IKAT GETAH LAGI."

WHICH MEANS

"BROTHER MY PHONE HORRIBLE ALREADY.

GOT TIE RUBBER BAND SUMMORE."

MY PHONE WAS REALLY IN A HORRIBLE STATE ALREADY

BECAUSE IT BROKE SO I USED RUBBER BAND TO SECURE IT.

THEN HE LOOKED AT MY PHONE & SAID THIS.

"TAKPE AH DIK."

WHICH MEANT

"NEVERMIND AH BRO."

THEN HE KEPT THE PARANG BACK UNDERNEATH HIS JACKET

& HOPPED BACK ON THE BIKE & THEY LEFT.

BEFORE HE LEFT I EVEN SAID SORRY & WAVED AT THEM.

HAHAHAHA

I FELT PATHETHIC SIAA!!

I WAS ROBBED BUT THE ROBBER REJECTED MY VALUABLES!!

HAHAHA

THE MOMENT HE HELD MY HAND I COULD TELL THEY WERE AMATUERS

&& IT WAS LIKE THEIR FIRST TIME TRYING TO ROB SOMEONE

BECAUSE I COULD SEE THEIR HESITATION.

.
THE GUY WITH THE PARANG

HELD ONTO MY HAND WITH

JUST TWO FINGERS

& WHEN THEY DIDN'T WANT MY PHONE

THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER

TO ASK FOR MY WALLET OR EVEN HURT ME.

IF IT WAS A SERIAL ROBBER

I CAN BET HE WON'T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK ME WHAT TIME IT WAS.

HE WOULD JUST STOP & GRABBED ME TIGHTLY

& IF I DIDN'T GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTED

HE WOULD HAVE AT LEAST BEAT ME UP.

AFTER THE ROBBERS LEFT

I HAD MIXED FEELINGS.

I FELT RELIEVED I WAS NOT HURT.

I FELT HAPPY THEY DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM ME.

I FELT SAD THAT OF ALL PEOPLE I WAS THE VICTIM.

I FELT LIKE LAUGHING BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT MY PHONE.

I FELT ANGRY BECAUSE THE ROBBER WAS A GROWN UP MALAY MAN.

A GROWN UP GUY ROBBING A YOUNG BOY.

WHERE IS YOUR HEART??

IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE MALAY COMMUNITY.

EVERSINCE THAT DAY

I KEPT ON GOING TO SCHOOL LATE.

I ONLY LEFT HOUSE WHEN THE SKY WAS BRIGHT

WHICH MEANS I WILL ONLY BE IN SCHOOL AROUND 8am.

SOME OF MY FRIENDS ASKED

WHY DIDN'T I REPORT TO THE MALAYSIAN POLICE??

LET ME GIVE YOU TWO INCIDENTS

& YOU TELL ME WHETHER SHOULD I REPORT.

-FIRST INCIDENT-

MY SISTER WAS ONCE ROBBED TOO.

WHEN SHE REPORTED THE INCIDENT

THEY CHARGED HER 20 CENTS

FOR PRINTING THE REPORT.

-__-

-2ND INCIDENT-

MY FRIEND WAS ROBBED TOO.

AFTER HE REPORTED THE INCIDENT & LEFT THE POLICE STATION

HE WENT BACK IN & SAID HE WANTED TO CHANGE SOMETHING

& ASKED FOR THE COPY OF THE REPORT THAT

THE OFFICER KEPT.

HE TOOK IT OUT FROM THE DUSTBIN

& UNCRUMPLE IT.

SO WHAT IS YOUR VERDICT??

WAN

THE

ROBBER-REJECTED

KUKUHEAD

AVRIL LAVIGNE??

Sunday, July 12, 2009 ( 3:58 AM )

RECOGNISE THIS LINE BELOW??

"I'M THE NEXT AVRIL LAVIGNE!!
ASIAN AVRIL LAVIGNE!!"

ME & MY COUSIN

WILL ALWAYS BE LAUGHING

OUR ASS OFF EVERYTIME

SHE APPEARS IN THE COMMERCIAL.

BUT I REALLY RESPECT HER CONFIDENCE.

PEOPLE LIKE THIS IS WHAT I LIKE.

THEY DON'T BOTHER WHAT OTHERS WILL THINK.

DO WHAT YOU WANT.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

WAN

THE NEXT AVRIL LAVIGNE

KUKUHEAD

ARNOLD SUSAH-NAK-EJA

Friday, July 10, 2009 ( 1:34 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

WOAHH

I LOVE THE WEATHER NOWADAYS.

RAIN RAIN RAIN

SOOO COOLING!!

IF ONLY I COULD BRING MY PILLOW WHEREVER I GO.

ON ONE OF THER NIGHTS IT WAS SOOO COLD

THEN I SUDDENLY CRAVED FOR McNUGGETS.

I WROTE THAT AT FACEBOOK

THEN GOT SOME PEOPLE

KEPO KEPO

ALSO WANT!!

HAHAHA

THEN THE NEXT DAY AFTER SCHOOL

I WENT TO MCDONALDS

& BOUGHT MYSELF

20pc McNUGGETS

WITH MANY MANY CURRY SAUCE!!

SOME OF YOU MIGHT THINK I AM CRAZY.

20 PIECES JUST FOR MYSELF??

ACTUALLY I DIDNT JUST BUY THAT FOR MYSELF.

THIS WAS WHAT I ACTUALLY BOUGHT.

ADD IN A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER!!

ALOT RIGHT??!!

ACTUALLY I WANTED TO BUY FRIES TOO

BUT NEMMIND.

MONEY NOT ENOUGH IN WALLET.

I SPENT $11 JUST ON THAT.

NEMMIND NEMMIND

ONCE IN AWHILE I PAMPER MYSELF.

I THOUGHT I WANTED TO EAT SLOWLY

& ENJOY THE FOOD.

BUT LESS THAN 30 MINUTES

THIS IS WHAT I HAD LEFT!

I WAS LIKE BROWSING THRU MY PHONE

WHILE MY HAND TRIED TO GRAB THE NEXT NUGGET IN THE BOX

THEN SEKALI ITS EMPTY ALREADY SIAA!!

I WAS LIKE WONDERING DID I DROP ANY OF THEM??

HAHAHA
.

THEN AFTER THAT

I HAD STOMACH ACHE.

WASTE MY MONEY SIAA!!

EAT THEN SHIT EAT THEN SHIT

WAHLAOOWEII

AFTER THAT I MET MY COUSIN IN BUGIS

& HE WANTED TO EAT.

I WAS STILL HUNGRY ACTUALLY

BUT I DIDNT WANT TO SHIT AGAIN.

HAHAHAHA

HE BOUGHT THE SUPER SEVEN INCHER MEAL

BUT THE BLARDY BURGER

WASNT EVEN CLOSE TO 7 INCH!!

7 INCH IS 17.8CM LONG.

A TEN DOLLAR NOTE

IS JUST 5.5 INCH LONG.

I FELT LIKE CALLING OUT THE MANAGER

& PULLING MY PANTS DOWN

& SHOW HIM A REAL 7 INCHER.

LIKE WTF??
.

SCHOOL HAS BEEN QUITE BORING LATELY

BECAUSE NOW MOST OF THE LESSONS

ARE NO MORE IN THE COMPUTER LAB.

SO NO MORE

FACEBOOK-ING

GOOGLE-ING

YOUTUBE-ING

BLOGHOP-PING

BUT I CAN STILL

DO THE

DAY DREAM-ING

RECENTLY I WENT TO THE SCHOOL'S LIBRARY

WITH MY CLASSMATES

AS WE WERE HAVING A LONG BREAK BETWEEN LESSONS.

SO I GRABBED THE NEAREST BOOK I COULD REACH.

OF ALL BOOKS IT WAS THIS.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

IS SUCH A SUPER HARD NAME TO SPELL.

IN MALAY IT SHOULD BE

ARNOLD SUSAH-NAK-EJA

ONE OF THE PICTURES INSIDE

REALLY KINDA SHOCKED ME.

I SHOWED IT TO ONE OF MY FEMALE CLASSMATE

EXPECTING HER TO BE SHOCKED TOO

& SAID SOMETHING LIKE

"WOAHHHH SO STRONG AHH??!!"

BUT ALL SHE SAID WAS

"EEEE THE LADY NEVER WEAR BRA."

I WAS LIKE

WTH?

YESTERDAY ONE OF THE CLASSES

HAD THEIR LESSONS IN THE CANTEEN.

COOL OR WHAAT??!

IF I WAS THERE I TELL YOU

I WOULD BE

EATING & EATING & EATING

THEN DAY DREAM.

SOON AFTER THAT I GO SHIT.

COME BACK THEN THE LESSON IS OVER ALREADY.

HAHAHA
.

SEE THAT PICTURE ABOVE??!!

I WONDER WHY PEOPLE STILL WANNA SMOKE.

WITH THAT MONEY WHEN YOU

YOU CAN ACTUALLY BUY ME

2Opc McNUGGETS + DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER + A DRINK

YOU WASTE MONEY ON SOMETHING

THAT DOESN'T BENEFIT YOU EVEN A SINGLE BIT.

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT

COOL FACTOR

YOU UNDERAGE KIDS!!

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT

RELEASING STRESS TOO.

KEEPING THAT MONEY & COLLECTING IT

WILL RELEASE YOUR STRESS EVENTUALLY.

THOSE WHO SMOKE

BUT NEVER BUY THEIR OWN CIGARETTES

ARE EVEN WORST.

YOU WANT TO SMOKE BUT YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY

SO YOU THICK FACE & ASK FROM PEOPLE EVERYTIME SINGLE TIME.

MIGHT AS WELL YOU QUIT??

TO THOSE WHO ARE SMOKING

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT

BUT JUST DON'T GO AROUND

ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO SMOKE TOO.

IF YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF FRIEND

WHO PRESSURES YOU TO PICK UP SMOKING

THAT IS NOT A TRUE FRIEND ALRIGHT?

IF THEY SAY YOU'RE KENTAL

SO WHAT??!

MATI CEPAT KIRAKAN COOL PE??!

CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS WISELY.

YOU ARE COOL ENOUGH

WITHOUT THE STINKY SMELL & YELLOW TEETH.

SO BEFORE I END MY POST

TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAST PICTURE HERE CLOSELY.

SEE SOMETHING THAT IS

NOT SUPPOSE TO BE THERE??

RIDHWAN

THE

SMOKE-FREE/ALCOHOL-FREE/DRUG-FREE/ CLUB-FREE

KUKUHEAD

if only god was one of us

Thursday, July 09, 2009 ( 11:28 AM )

HEYHEYHEY

I HAVE GOT LOTS OF THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT

BUT CURRENTLY I AM QUITE TIRED EVERYDAY DUE TO SCHOOL

EVENTHOUGH I GO TO SCHOOL

ALWAYS LATE & LEAVE EARLY

IT IS STILL TIRING OKAY!

I WILL UPDATE ON FRIDAY MAYBE?

NO PROMISES!

WAN

THE TIRED

KUKUHEAD

Sunday, July 05, 2009 ( 3:18 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY TODAY!!

USUALLY SUNDAY MORNING I WOULD BE ON MY WAY TO WORK.

BUT TODAY I TOLD MY MANAGER I JUST WANNA REST AT HOME

AS TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF MY HOLIDAYS!!

WHAT THE EFF LAHH EHH!!

FOR THREE WEEKS OF THE HOLIDAYS

ALL I DID WAS JUST

WORK WORK WORK

TOMORROW MUST GO SCHOOL ALREADY.

SHEESH!

I JUST GOT MY NEW TIMETABLE FROM MY CLASS ADVISOR.

I SOMEHOW LOVE IT!

-MONDAY-

8AM TO 1PM

-TUESDAY-

8AM TO 6PM

-WEDNESDAY-

8AM TO 330PM

-THURSDAY-

1PM TO 6PM

-FRIDAY-

10AM TO 6PM

THAT MEANS I CAN WORK ON

MONDAY WEDNESDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

WHICH MEANS I WILL HAVE MORE MONEY!!

WELL GUYS

THIS IS THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING SINGLE.

BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU ARE FREE YOU CAN WORK

& YOU DON'T HAVE TO RESERVE ANY OF THOSE FREE DAYS

FOR YOUR BELOVED GIRLFRIEND.

TODAY I AM GONNA TALK ABOUT

MY HISTORY WITH MOBILE PHONES

HAHAHA

I MANAGE TO RECALL ALMOST

ALL THE MODELS THAT I HAVE USED BEFORE.

MY FATHER ONCE TOLD ME I COULD BE A SALESMAN

AS I KEEP ON SELLING OFF MY HANDPHONE & BUYING A NEW ONE.

THE THING IS EVERYTIME I SELL OFF I RARELY LOSE ANY MONEY.

EVEN IF I DO LOSE SOME MONEY

I MANAGE TO GAIN BACK THE LOSS THE NEXT TIME.

IT IS LIKE I BUY THE PHONE FOR $90

THEN I MANAGE TO SELL IT AWAY FOR $100.

THEN I BUY ANOTHER PHONE FOR $100

BUT I MANAGE TO SELL IT AWAY FOR ONLY $80.

BUT THE NEXT PHONE I SOLD OFF MY PROFIT WAS $40.

SO I RECOVERED BACK THE LOSS.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

GET WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY?

IT IS NOT THAT I AM A CHEATER OKAY.

IT IS JUST BY SAYING

THE RIGHT WORDS AT THE RIGHT TIME

TO THE BUYER.

SOUNDS BETTER THAT WAY THAN CHEATER.

HEH

WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU HAD YOUR OWN MOBILE PHONE?

I HAD MINE WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY 5

WITHOUT MY PARENTS KNOWING.

THAT WAS IN YEAR 2001.

NONE OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS KNOW UNTIL NOW.

BUT MY SISTER READS MY BLOG I THINK.

SO YEAH WHATEVER LAHH.

HAHAHA

--YEAR 2001--

I MANAGE TO HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY

THIS CHEAP HANDPHONE WITH A PREPAID CARD.

IT IS THE MOTOROLA STARTAC.

MINE HAD TRANSPARENT CASING.

THIS FLIP PHONE IS ONE OF THE COOLEST I HAD

BECAUSE INSTEAD OF

JUST PUTTING YOUR SIMCARD IN

YOU HAVE TO INSERT THE WHOLE CARD.

JUST LIKE THE ONE IN THE PICTURE BELOW.

THEN AFTER AROUND 2 MONTHS

I TRADED MY ULTRA-COOL HANDPHONE

WITH THE NOKIA 3210.

THAT TIME WE WOULD ALWAYS SEE

WHOSE RINGTONES WERE THE COOLEST.

THOSE WITH MONEY WILL

DOWNLOAD THEIR RINGTONES FROM

THE NEWSPAPER ADVERTISEMENTS.

THOSE WITH NO MONEY

WILL USE THE COMPOSER

IN THEIR PHONES.

HAHAHA

THEN AFTER USING THE NOKIA 3210

FOR LESS THAN 2 MONTHS

I TRADED IT AGAIN FOR

THE NOKIA 8210.

THIS PHONE WAS REALLY COOL

BECAUSE IT WAS SUPER SMALL & SLEEK

AT THAT POINT OF TIME.

THEN A FEW MONTHS LATER MY AUNT
GAVE ME AN HANDPHONE WHICH SHE GOT
FREE FROM POSB BANK IF I AM NOT WRONG.
IT IS THE MOTOROLA T190.
.
--YEAR 2002--
.
.

SO SINCE NOW MY PARENTS KNOW THAT I HAVE AN HANDPHONE

I SOLD OFF MY NOKIA 8210.

SO NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE FROM THEM.

CAN USE HANDPHONE IN THE OPEN.

HAHAHA
.

THEN AFTER A FEW MONTHS AGAIN

I CHANGE MY HANDPHONE TO

THE NOKIA 3310

I REMEMBERED EVERYONE WAS CHALLENGING

WITH EACH OTHER WHO HAD THE HIGHEST SCORES

FOR THAT STUPID SNAKE GAME.

I REMEMBERED A FRIEND WHOSE HIGH SCORE WAS

4000++.

I ASKED HIM HOW HE DID IT.

HE PUT THE SPEED AT ONE

AND PLAYED IT SLOWLY FOR A WEEK

SO THAT THE SNAKE WON'T HIT THE WALLS OR ITSELF.

HAHAHA

SANGGUP SIAA.

--YEAR 2003--

IN YEAR 2003 WAS WHEN I CHANGED UP TO 5 TIMES OR MORE.

YEAH THEN AFTER THAT I LOSE COUNT OF MY MOBILE PHONES

ALREADY BECAUSE I CHANGED THEM TOO OFTEN.
I REMEMBERED I HAD THE NOKIA 8250.

THE NOKIA 6510

SONY ERICSSON T100

WHEN I BOUGHT THE

SONY ERICSSON T100

EVERYONE SAID IT LOOKS LIKE

AN AIR CONDITIONING REMOTE CONTROL.

HAHAHA
.

THEN I CHANGED TO

SONY ERICSSON T610

.
--YEAR 2004--
.

THEN I CHANGED

MOTOROLA L6.

I SOLD IT AWAY SINCE THE BLUTOOTH

KEPT ON GIVING ME PROBLEMS.

.
--YEAR 2005--
.

THEN I DOWNGRADED TO

ALCATEL ONE TOUCH 311.

THIS PHONE ABOVE HAS THE

GREATEST MEMORY WITH ME AFTER ALL.

I ONCE GOT ROBBED IN MALAYSIA

&& THE ROBBER ASKED FOR MY PHONE.

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS

HE SAID NEVERMIND & HE LEFT.

I FELT SUPER PATHETIC SIAA!!

HAHAHA

I WILL ELABORATE ABOUT THAT IN MY NEXT POST.

THEN SOON AFTER THAT MY PHONE HAD SOME PROBLEMS

SO I CHANGED BACK TO NOKIA 8250.

.
--YEAR 2006--
.

THEN AFTER 2 YEARS I CHANGED

TO THIS PHONE.

7-11 WAS SELLING IT FOR JUST $90.

SO I BOUGHT THIS ONE.

.
--YEAR 2008--
.

I USED IT FOR A YEAR

BEFORE I FINALLY UPGRADED TO THE

LG VIEWTY KU990R.

.
--YEAR 2009--
.

BUT I STILL WAS NOT SATISFIED WITH THE PHONE.
SO I SOLD IT OFF IN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS

AND BOUGHT MYSELF
A NOKIA E63.

LET'S SEE HOW LONG WILL THIS PHONE LAST WITH ME.

HAHAHA

WELL THE TRICK IS TO ALWAYS

SELL OR BUY IT FROM

YOUR FRIENDS.

IT IS CALLED

-INTERNAL SELLING-

IT IS ALWAYS EASIER & SAFER TO BUY FROM FRIENDS

BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY CAN BE TRUSTED.

IT IS ALWAYS EASIER TO SELL TO FRIENDS

BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU CAN BE TRUSTED.

IT WORKS BOTH WAYS.

FOR EXAMPLE

THE AH BENG AT THE HANDPHONE SHOP

WILL SAY HIS PHONE IS IN PERFECT CONDITION.

YOU KNOW HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED

BECAUSE ALL HE WANTS IS YOUR MONEY.

BUT IF YOUR FRIEND SAYS HIS PHONE IS IN PERFECT CONDITION

YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON HIM

BECAUSE IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG

YOU CAN FIND HIM & WHACK THE DAYLIGHT OUT OF HIM.

HAHAHA

.
ONE MORE BENEFIT ABOUT

INTERNAL SELLING

IS THAT

BOTH SIDES BENEFIT IN MONEY WISE.

FOR EXAMPLE

I WANT TO SELL MY NOKIA E63.

IF I SELL TO THE SHOP

THE AH BENG WILL TAKE FOR ONLY $200.

BUT HE WILL SELL IT TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR $250.

SO IF MY FRIEND WANTS TO BUY A NOKIA E63

I CAN SELL IT TO HIM AT $230.

I GAIN MONEY.

HE SAVE MONEY.

FURTHERMORE HE KNOWS HE CAN TRUST ME.

IT IS A WIN WIN SITUATION.

THAT IS HOW I MANAGE TO CHANGE MY PHONES

REGULARLY WITHOUT ANY LOSS.

I BOUGHT MY NOKIA E63

FOR JUST $250.

I BOUGHT IT FROM MY MANAGER.

SHE RARELY USES IT & IT HAS NO SCRATCHES AT ALL.

STILL HAS IT'S PLASTIC COVER ON IT.

PLUS 10 MONTHS WARRANTY.

IT TOTALLY LOOKS BRAND NEW.

I BOUGHT IT FROM HER SINCE SHE IS UPGRADING TO A NEW PHONE.

I TRUST HER THAT IT IS IN PERFECT CONDITION

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW SHE TAKE CARE OF HER THINGS.

OUTSIDE THE BLOODY AH BENG IS SELLING

FOR CLOSE TO $350.

SUMMORE THE PHONE I DON'T KNOW

WHETHER IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

BECAUSE IF THE PHONE IS NOT SPOILT

WHY WOULD YOU SELL IT?

KAY KAY ENOUGH OF BUSINESS TALKING.

HAHAHA

BEFORE I END MY POST

I GOT ONE LAST THING TO SHARE.

YESTERDAY NIGHT IT WAS THE NATIONAL DAY PREVIEW.

SO MY STORE WAS PACKED WITH PEOPLE AFTER THE PREVIEW.

THE STAFF WERE RUNNING HERE & THERE TO SERVE

THOSE HUNGRY GHOSTS.

CLOSING TIME IS 10PM.

THEN GOT THIS 3 TEENAGERS

STILL HAPPILY EATING UNTIL 1040PM.

THE STORE IS COMPLETELY EMPTY SIAA!!

LEFT THE THREE OF THEM ONLY.

MY PATIENCE WAS RUNNING OUT.

IT IS LIKE YOU SEE THE STORE IS EMPTY & LEFT ONLY YOU

WOULD'NT YOU LIKE HURRY UP A LITTLE??

THEY CAN STILL EAT & LAUGH HERE & THERE

AS THOUGH THE STORE JUST OPENED IN THE MORNING.

HAHAHA

.
I WANTED TO SHOO THEM AWAY

BUT I WAS TOO DISTRACTED WITH

MY 5 PIECE SWEET & SPICY DRUMLETS!!

THOSE WHO HAS ATE THIS BEFORE

KNOWS HOW DELICIOUS ARE THESE DRUMLETS!!

THEY ARE LIKE

CHICKEN FROM HEAVEN

.
BUT LESS THAN 5 MINUTES

THE BOX WAS EMPTY ALREADY!!

LEFT THE OIL ONLY!!

THAT SHOWS HOW HUNGRY I WAS

&& HOW TASTY WERE THE DRUMLETS!!

HAHAHA
.

KAY KAY

I KNOW THE LAST PICTURE IS DISGUSTING.

HAHAHAHA

KLAHH I GOT TO GO.

WANNA ENJOY THE FINAL FEW HOURS OF MY HOLIDAY!!

IT IS RAINING NOW.

THE ULTIMATE PERFECT WEATHER TO SLEEP!!

BYE PEOPLE!!

WAN

THE

BUSINESS MINDED

KUKUHEAD

I LOVE BICYCLES NOT BISEXUALS

Friday, July 03, 2009 ( 10:11 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

I AM HERE TO BLOW THE DUST OFF MY BLOGGIE.

FIRST OF ALL

I WANNA THANK ALL THE BLOGHOPPERS & STRANGERS

WHO TAGGED MY BLOG SAYING THAT MY BLOG IS FUNNY & SO ON.

BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU

IT MOTIVATES ME TO CARRY ON BLOGGING.

THANK YOU VERY NICE!!

OH YAAAA

FINALLY I GOT MY HANDS ON THIS PHONE!!

THE NOKIA E63

YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN WONDERING ALL ALONG

WHY THEY CALLED IT THE

QWERTY KEYBOARD

AFTER STARING AT THE PHONE FOR SOMETIME

THEN I REALISED.
SOMETIMES I CAN BE JUST SO GOONDOO.

I KNOW SO NO NEED TO TELL ME.

FOR ALMOST 19 YEARS I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

CAN YOU GUESS HOW MANY DIFFERENT

MODEL OF HANDPHONE HAVE I USED??

ITS TOO MUCH TILL I CAN'T RECALL SIAA.

ROUGHLY20 I GUESS??

I WILL BLOG ABOUT THAT IN MY NEXT POST.

.
TODAY'S TOPIC WAS SO CALLED

"INSPIRED"

AFTER I SAW SOMETHING AT EUNOS MRT STATION THIS AFTERNOON.
.

I WAS WALKING ALONG THE SHELTER WITH MY COUSIN

PLAYING WITH ALL THE BELLS ON THE BICYCLES

THAT ARE PARKED THERE.

I JUST LOVE TO RING THE BELL THEN

THOSE PEOPLE WALKING WILL AUTOMATICALLY

MOVE ASIDE THINKING THAT THERE IS A BICYCLE COMING.

HAHAHA

YOU SEE ALL THE BIKES PARKING ALONG THE WALKWAY??

OF ALL THE FELLAS WHO PARK THERE

ONLY ONE GUY IS EITHER COMPLETELY

BLIND OR ILLITERATE OR JUST PLAIN STUPID.

HE JUST LOCKED HIS BICYCLE TO THE

SIGNBOARD WHICH CLEARLY SAYS

NO PARKING OF BICYCLES
IN MALAY

WE WILL SAY THIS GUY

SLUMBER-JACK SIAA.

BUT HE IS WAY SELAMBA THAN JACK.

AS TO WHAT I SAY

HE SHOULD BE EITHER
BLIND OR ILLITERATE OR JUST PLAIN STUPID.

BUT WAIT.

BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T RIDE BICYCLES.

EVEN IF YOU ARE ILLITERATE

&& YOU CAN'T READ

COME ON LAHH

HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

THE DRAWING ABOVE IT THAT SHOWS

A BICYCLE WITH A RED LINE ACROSS IT??

SO THE CONCLUSION IS THAT

HE IS JUST PLAIN STUPID.

THOSE WHO PARK THERE

ARE ONE THING.

BUT THOSE WHO PARK RIGHT BENEATH THE SIGNBOARD

IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING.

IT IS LIKE SMOKING IN A NON-SMOKING ZONE.

IF THE SIGNBOARD IS LIKE A METRE AWAY

& YOU ARE CAUGHT SMOKING

YOU CAN AT LEAST SAY THAT YOU DID NOT

NOTICE THE SIGNBOARD AS IT WAS QUITE A DISTANCE AWAY.

BUT IF YOU ARE BLATANLY SMOKING

RIGHT INFRONT OF THE SIGNBOARD

&& YOU GOT CAUGHT

WHAT CAN YOU SAY

TO PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE??

ALL YOU CAN DO IS PUT

A SHEEPISH SMILE

ON YOUR STUPID FACE.

BUT THANKS TO HIM ACTUALLY

I GOT A STORY TO SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU

ABOUT AN INCIDENT DURING MY CHILDHOOD TIMES.

HAHAHA

I STILL REMEMBER THIS INCIDENT

VERY VERY VERY

CLEARLY EVENTHOUGH IT HAPPENED MORE THAN 10 YEARS AGO.

IT HAPPENED DURING 1995.

I WAS LIVING IN BUKIT BATOK STREET 21 BACK THEN

ON 2ND FLOOR AT BLOCK 212 .

I REMEMBER IT WAS MY FIRST YEAR IN KINDERGARTEN.

MY FATHER BOUGHT ME A BICYCLE WITH TRAINING WHEELS.

I STILL REMEMBER HOW THAT BICYCLE LOOKS LIKE.

IT WAS GREEN IN COLOUR WITH YELLOW RIMS.

IT HAD BMX STICKERS PASTED AT THE SIDE

PLUS A LONG CIRCULAR SPONGE

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HANDLEBARS.

IT HAD TRAINING WHEELS

AS AT THAT POINT OF TIME

I WAS NOT THAT SKILLED IN RIDING.

SO EVERYDAY WHEN I GOT HOME FROM KINDERGARTEN

I WOULD PLAY WITH THE BICYCLE IN THE HOUSE.

I WOULD BE CYCLING

FROM THE HALLROOM TO THE KITCHEN

FROM THE KITCHEN TO THE HALLROOM

BACK & FORTH

FORTH & BACK

KE HULU KE HILIR

KE HILIR KE HULU

HAHAHA

FINE FINE

I KNOW YOU GET WHAT I MEAN ALREADY.

IT WAS LIKE

FROM THE HALLROOM

I CYCLE STRAIGHT

THEN REACH KITCHEN

THEN U-TURN

THEN CYCLE STRAIGHT TO HALLROOM

THEN U-TURN

THEN CYCLE STRAIGHT TO THE KITCHEN AGAIN.

THEN ONE AFTERNOON

I ASKED MY MOTHER IF I COULD BRING THE BICYCLE DOWNSTAIRS.

MY MOTHER SAID I COULD.

I WAS SOOOO HAPPY SIAA.

I CARRIED THE BICYCLE

FROM 2ND FLOOR ALL THE WAY DOWN.

IT WAS QUITE HEAVY

BUT WHEN YOU ARE EXCITED

EVERYTHING ALSO CAN SIAA.

I TELL YOU MY FACE WAS TOTALLY

LIKE THE BOY IN THE PICTURE ABOVE.

I WAS LIKE SMILING ALL THE WAY.

NO MORE HALLROOM TO THE KITCHEN

NO MORE KITCHEN TO THE HALLROOM

NO MORE BACK & FORTH

NO MORE FORTH & BACK

NO MORE KE HULU KE HILIR

NO MORE KE HILIR KE HULU

HAHAHA

IRRITATING I KNOW.

HEH

.
NO MORE CYCLING STRAIGHT

THEN U-TURN

THEN CYCLE STRAIGHT AGAIN

THEN U-TURN

THIS TIME CAN TURN LEFT TURN RIGHT

CYCLE IN CIRCLES EVERYTHING.

WAIT WAIT

THE BEST PART IS ABOUT TO COME.

WHEN A FATHER

GIVES HIS SON A BICYCLE

HE WILL TEACH HIS SON HOW TO CYCLE

&& HOW TO SLOW DOWN THE BIKE & BRAKE.

IF YOUR FATHER TAUGHT YOU HOW TO BRAKE THEN GOOD.

MY FATHER DIDN'T.

I THINK IT SLIPPED OFF HIS MIND

TO TEACH ME THAT

BECAUSE HE PROBABLY THOUGHT

IF I AM JUST GONNA CYCLE IN THE HOUSE

HOW FAST CAN I GO?

THE MOST IF I WANT TO BRAKE I CAN USE MY FEET.

WELL THAT IS IN THE HOUSE!!

ONCE OUTSIDE IT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT LAHH DEII!!

HERE COMES THE BEST PART.

I WAS CYCLING AT FULL SPEED

WHEN I REALISED THAT I WAS CYCLING STRAIGHT

TOWARDS A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HOW TO BRAKE?

I USED MY SLIPPERS

& PRESSED HARD ONTO THE PAVEMENT.

MY LEFT SIDE SLIPPERS SNAPPED

THE RIGHT SIDE SLIPPERS FELL OFF.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO PUT MY FEET ON THE GRANITE FLOOR.

SO I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

WHICH I THOUGHT WAS BRILLIANT.

I THOUGHT IF TO MOVE FORWARD

I HAVE TO CYCLE FORWARD

SO TO MOVE BACKWARDS

MEANS I HAVE TO CYCLE BACKWARDS.

SO I CYCLED BACKWARDS REALLY FAST

BUT I STILL KEPT ON MOVING FORWARD.

THEN MY BICYCLE REACHED THE EDGE OF THE STAIRS.

I FELL OFF THE BIKE & ROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN.

THE BIKE LANDED ON ME AT ONE POINT OF THE STEPS.

IT REALLY HURT SIAA!!

I BROKE A FEW TEETH

& HAD A CUT ON MY UPPER LIPS.

IF I AM NOT WRONG ABOUT 2 OR 3 TEETH.

THEN ONE OF THEM WAS JUST LOOSE.

MY KNEES & ELBOWS HAD SCRATCHES.

ONE AUNTIE CAME TO ME & BROUGHT ME HOME

TOGETHER WITH MY BLOODY BIKE.

I CRIED OF COURSE!!

AFTER CLEANING MYSELF OFF

I WAS HUNGRY & I GRABBED A BREAD TO EAT.

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE LOOSE TEETH.

IT CAME OFF WHEN I CHEWED THE BREAD

&& I SWALLOWED IT.

HAHAHA

IN THAT PICTURE IS HOW I LOOKED LIKE I THINK.
BUT NOW WHEN I THINK OF THE INCIDENT
I WONDERED TO MYSELF
WHY DIDN'T I JUST JUMP OFF THE BIKE?
I HAD TIME TO THINK OF A STUPID SOLUTION OF STOPPING
BUT DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO THINK OF JUMPING OFF THE BIKE.
.
WELL NO POINT THINKING OF THAT NOW.
HAHAHA
.
WELL THAT IS ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT BICYCLES.
THE POST IS WAY TOO LONG ALREADY.
.
BEFORE I END MY POST
I HAVE A SHOUT OUT FOR SOMEBODY
OUT THERE WHO USED
TO WORK AT JOHN LITTLE.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
HAHAHA
.
READ MY BLOG SILENTLY EHH!!
BUKAN NAK TAG TAU!!
HMMPH!!
YOU THINK I DUNNOE AHHH??
HAHAHA
HELLO BY THE WAY!!
*wave wave*
.
RIDHWAN
THE
"SO CALLED STUNTMAN"
KUKUHEAD

HULABALOO

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 ( 12:51 AM )

HALOOHALOOHALOO

RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN ENCOUNTERING

ALOT OF FUNNY INCIDENTS AT WORK

WITH PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES.

I HAVE AFEW INCIDENTS TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS.

RECENTLY ONE CAUCASIAN MAN ASKED ME DIRECTIONS

ON HOW TO GO TO PAN PACIFIC HOTEL.

I JUST TOLD HIM THE DIRECTIONS && HE GAVE ME $5.

I WAS LIKE

WOAAAHHHH.

THEN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES LATER

AN ARABIC LADY CAME && ASKED ME THE DIRECTIONS

TO PAN PACIFIC HOTEL.

I TOLD HER SPECIFIC DIRECTIONS

&& SHE COULD NOT UNDERSTAND.

I EVEN DREW THE DIRECTIONS ON A PIECE OF PAPER.

SHE STILL DIDN'T GET IT.

SO I BROUGHT HER ALL THE WAY FROM MY WORKPLACE

TO PAN PACIFIC HOTEL ENTRANCE.

THEN SHE SAID THAT I AM SOOO KIND

& GAVE ME

MENTOS

I WAS LIKE

WHAAAAT THE HELLLLL??!!!

HAHAHAHA

YOU COMPARE LAHH

THE CAUCASIAN MAN WITH THE INDIAN LADY.

I WENT ALL THE WAY & ALL I GOT WAS MENTOS??!!

HAHAHA

THEN I REMEMBERED I ONCE BLOGGED

ABOUT A GROUP OF FRENCH MEN WHO THOUGHT I WAS INDIAN.

ONE OF THEM CONFIDENTLY SAID THIS TO ME

IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS.

FRENCH MAN: AHH YOU MUST BE FROM INDIA.

ME: NO SIR, I AM FROM SINGAPORE.

FRENCH MAN: AHHH THEN YOU MUST BE A SINGAPOREAN INDIAN.

ME: AHH YES I AM INDIAN.

I JUST HAD TO AGREED TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.

EHH WHAT THE HELL SIAAA.

I KNOW LAHH I GOT A MOLE ON MY FOREHEAD.

WAHLAOOWEII

THEN JUST NOW

A GROUP OF THREE MIDDLE EAST MEN

CAME TO MY WORKPLACE.

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING

WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST

YOU GUYS REALLY HAVE TO LISTEN CLOSELY TO WHAT THEY SAY

OR ELSE YOU WILL REALLY REALLY LOOK STUPID.

THEY SPEAK ARABIC TO YOU & IT SOUNDS ARABIC.

THEY SPEAK ENGLISH TO YOU & IT STILL SOUNDS ARABIC.

THEIR ACCENT IS REALLY REALLY STRONG.

SO EVERYTIME WHEN IT COMES TO THEM

I HAVE TO TAKE THEIR ORDERS CAREFULLY

& REPEAT THEM SO THAT I WON'T GET THE WRONG ORDERS.

SO JUST NOW THESE THREE ARABIC MEN ARE QUITE FUNNY.

THEY ASK FOR THINGS THAT PIZZAHUT DON'T SELL.

HAHAHA

FIRSTLY THEY SPOKE WITH THEIR STRONG ACCENTS.

IT IS LIKE EVERY WORD HAS AN EXTRA

"KHH"

PEPSI = PEKHHPSI

DRUMLETS = DKHHRUMLETS

THEN I TOLD THEM THAT PIZZAHUT IS

100% HALAL.

HALAL IS AN ARABIC WORD.

SO THEY ASSUMED I COULD SPEAK ARABIC.

THEN ALL THREE OF THEM TALKED ARABIC TO ME.

I WAS LIKE TOTALLY BLUR!!

I TOLD THEM I DON'T SPEAK ARABIC.

HERE IS THE CONVERSATION.

ME: SORRY SIR I DON'T SPEAK ARABIC.

ARABIC MAN:BUT YOU JUST SAID HALAL?! YOU MUSLIM?

ME: YES I AM MUSLIM.

ARABIC MAN: THEN YOU DON'T KNOW ARABIC?

ME: *frustrated* ERR I ONLY KNOW HALAL.

ARABIC MAN: THEN NEVERMIND.

I WAS LIKE WTH SIAA.

THEN OF ALL DRINKS THEY DIE DIE ASK FOR

FANTA & SUMOL.

THOSE DRINKS ARE POPULAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

HAIYOHH THIS PEOPLE AT TIMES

CAN JUST BE IRRITATING & FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME.

BUT THE FUNNIEST ONE TO ME WAS THIS INCIDENT.

TWO CAUCASIAN MEN CAME TO MY WORKPLACE FOR LUNCH.

BOTH OF THEM HAD EAR PIERCINGS ON BOTH SIDE.

I BROUGHT THEM INSIDE & GAVE THEIR MENUS.

I TOLD THEM ONCE THEY ARE READY TO ORDER

JUST CALL ME OR MY COLLEAGUE.

THEN ONE OF THEM HELD MY RIGHT HAND

&& SAID THEY PREFER ME INSTEAD & HE WINKED AT ME.

SO I WAS ASSUMING HE WAS GAY.

THEN AFTER I TOOK THEIR ORDER

ONE OF THEM SAID THAT THEY WERE JUST ACTING GAY

TO TEST ME WILL BE BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO COME BACK

&& TAKE DOWN THEIR ORDER.

I TOLD THEM WITH A SERIOUS FACE

THAT I ACTUALLY CAME BACK TO TAKE THEIR ORDER

BECAUSE I WAS GAY TOO.

THEN THEY BROKE INTO LAUGHTERS.

THEN ONE OF THEM SAID I AM FUNNY

& GAVE ME $5 AS A TIP BEFORE HE LEFT.

HAA HOW FUNNY CAN THESE TOURISTS BE.

TOURISTS FROM CHINA??

OOOOHHH DON'T GET ME STARTED.

THEY KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW MANDARIN

BUT YET THEY WILL SPEAK MANDARIN TO YOU.

ALL THE

SHH SHHH SHHAA SHHEEE

SHEESHA

WILL COME OUT.

KLAHH MY EYES VERY SLEEPY ALREADY.

THE H1N1 IS GETTING CLOSER TO ALL OF US.

IT IS A MATTER OF TIME

MY DEAR FRIENDS.

MY COUSIN IS SCHOOLING IN

REPUBLIC POLY

&& HIS SCHOOL ALREADY HAS OVER 51 CASES.

WAHLAOOWEII.

THEN NOW HE KENA HOME QUARANTINE ALREADY.

BUT HE IS STILL HAPPY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED

TO GO SCHOOL FOR SEVEN DAYS.
HERE I AM SCARED OF CATCHING THE VIRUS

&& THERE HE IS ENJOYING HIMSELF.

HAHAHA

THIS IS HIM!!

SEE HIM OUTSIDE BETTER AVOID HIM!!

HAHAHAHA

NAHH JUST JOKING HORR!!

I GOT SO BORED THAT I EDITED HIS PICTURE.
SEE BELOW.

NICE RIGHT??

LIKE THE ONE IN

MY PREVIOUS POST.

HAHAHA
.

THEN SEE MINE!!

MY AFRO HAIR

LIKE PUBIC HAIR SIAAAA!!!

KAY KAY BYE BYE PEOPLE!!

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES HORR!!

WAN

THE NOT INDIAN NOT ARABIC

KUKUHEAD

HE OR SHE OR HESHE OR SHEHE?

Thursday, June 25, 2009 ( 11:44 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

HAIYAH

GOT THREE WEEKS OF HOLIDAY

BUT NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO ENJOY IT YET.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING EVERSINCE THE FIRST DAY SCHOOL CLOSED.

I RECEIVED A TEXT FROM SCHOOL THAT IF I HAD VISITED

A COUNTRY WHICH HAS H1N1 THEN I DON'T HAVE TO COME

TO SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER WEEK & JUST STAY HOME

& QUARANTINE MYSELF.

WHY NOT LET'S JUST IMAGINE I MISUNDERSTOOD THE SMS

& JUST STAY HOME & COME BACK TO SCHOOL THE NEXT WEEK

WITH A BLUR SOTONG FACE.

IMAGINE THE SCENARIO

WHEN I COME BACK TO SCHOOL

CLASS ADVISOR: RIDHWAN. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE WHOLE WEEK?

ME: I THOUGHT MUST STAY HOME & QUARANTINE MYSELF?

CLASS ADVISOR: DID YOU WENT TO ANY COUNTRY THAT HAS H1N1?

ME: NO. I WAS IN SINGAPORE ALL ALONG.

CLASS ADVISOR: THEN WHY DID YOU NOT COME TO SCHOOL?

ME: *TAKES OUT HANDPHONE & PRETEND TO READ THE SMS*

OOOH!! I READ WRONGLY!!

THEN JUST SHEEPISHLY SMILE AWAY .

CONFIRM CAN ONE LAHH.

HAHAHA

NOW I MISS MY HANDPHONE SOOO MUCH.

I SOLD IT AWAY THIS MORNING TO A RANDOM GUY

I MET IN A FORUM FOR JUST $180.

THEN NOW WHILE WAITING FOR MY NEXT PAY TO BUY A NEW PHONE

I AM JUST USING MY OLD

SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE KENTAL

HANDPHONE.

IT IS THOSE THAT 7-11 SELLING FOR LESS THAN $100.

THOSE NS PHONES.

NO CAMERA NO MP3 NO NOTHING.

HAIYAH

JUST TOLERATE FOR ANOTHER WEEK THEN PAY COME ALREADY.

WOOOOHOOOOO!!

ACTUALLY MY MAIN PURPOSE TO BLOG TODAY

IS NOT ABOUT SKIPPING SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER WEEK

OR ABOUT MY PHONE.

IT IS ABOUT SOME UNIQUE PEOPLE.

IT ALL STARTED LIKE THIS.

I ENDED WORK YESTERDAY AT 5PM SO AS USUAL

I WILL TAKE THE BUS NEAR THE ESPLANADE.

AT THE BUS STOP I SAW A GROUP OF MALAY GIRLS.

I DID NOT PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO THEM

BECAUSE I WAS READING MY NEWPAPER.

THEN MY BUS CAME SO I FLAGGED DOWN THE BUS & BOARDED IT.

IT WAS QUITE WEIRD AS THE BUS WAS REALLY EMPTY.

IT WAS A DOUBLE-DECKER SO I WENT TO THE UPPER DECK.

I WENT RIGHT TO THE END & SAT DOWN.

THEN THE GROUP OF GIRLS I SAW JUST NOW CAME

& SAT TOGETHER WITH ME.

I WAS LIKE THINKING TO MYSELF

EHH THE BUS IS FREAKING EMPTY

THEN WHY MUST ALL OF YOU

SIT SO CLOSE TOGETHER WITH ME?

I KNOW SOME GUYS MUST HAVE THOUGHT IF THEY WERE ME

THEY WOULD BE VERY HAPPY BECAUSE GOT GIRLS

SITTING CLOSE WITH THEM FOR NO REASON.

BUT HELLO!!!

THIS GROUP OF GIRLS ARE NOT ANY ORDINARY GIRLS!!

THEY ARE TRANSSEXUALS LAH SIAL!!

HOW FREAKY CAN THAT BE!!

ALL ALONE IN THE UPPER BACK WITH 6 OF THEM.

YES NOT JUST ONE OR TWO BUT SIX!!

MY MUSIC WAS BLASTING ON MY HEADPHONES

& I WAS READING MY NEWPAPER.

I REALLY HAD NO CLUE THAT

THEY WERE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT ME

UNTIL MY MUSIC PAUSED & WAS ABOUT TO GO TO THE NEXT TRACK

SO THERE WAS LIKE SILENCE FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS

WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY SAID??!!

I TELL YOU IF I HAD DRANK ALOT BEFORE I BOARDED THE BUS

I CAN SWEAR I WOULD HAVE URINATED IN MY PANTS.

HERE ARE SOME OF THEIR LINES.

ONE OF THEM SAID THIS IN MALAY.

"EHH I SUKA LAKI-LAKI YANG ADA JANGGUT. VERY MACHO."

THEN THE OTHER ONE ADDED THIS ONE

THAT TOTALLY MADE MY HAIR STAND.

"YOU ALL TENGOK CARA DIER DUDUK BACA SURATKHABAR TU.

CUTE KAN! MACAM NAK GI SANA CUBIT CUBIT GITU."

IN ENGLISH IT MEANT

HE/SHE LIKES GUYS WHO HAVE GOATEE. VERY MACHO.

THEN THE OTHER ONE TOLD THE OTHERS TO SEE

HOW THE WAY I SAT DOWN & READ THE NEWPAPER.

VERY CUTE & HE/SHE FELT LIKE COMING OVER TO

PINCH PINCH ME.

I REALLY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I CANNOT GO DOWN TO THE LOWER DECK

AS I WAS SEATING AT THE REAL FAR END

WHERE IT IS 5 SEATS IN A ROW.

I SAT AT THE EXTREME RIGHT

& THEY WERE OCCUPYING THE OTHER 4 SEATS

WITH THE OTHER 2 SEATING INFRONT OF ME.

SO I WAS AFRAID IF I GET UP TO GO DOWN

ONE OF THEM MIGHT SQUEEZE MY BUTT!!

WHO KNOWS RIGHT??!!

HAHAHA

SO I JUST BLASTED MY MUSIC TO THE MAX

& READ MY NEWSPAPER AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN

JUST TO ACT AS IF I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM.

IMAGINE FLIPPING THRU THE PAPERS FOR LIKE MORE THAN 10 TIMES?!

FOR THE FIRST TIME I READ

THE CLASSIFIEDS & THE HORSE RACING SECTION.

A FEW STOPS LATER GOT A FEW PEOPLE BOARDED THE BUS

BUT THEY SAT AT THE FRONT.

BUT LUCKILY AFTER A WHILE ALL OF THEM SEEMED

TO BE LISTENING TO THEIR EARPHONES

WHILE BROWSING THRU THEIR SHOPPING BAGS.

SO I FELT A LITTLE BIT RELAX.

THEY WENT DOWN NEAR MARINE PARADE

& I LOOKED UP AT THEM & ONE OF THEM WINKED & WAVE AT ME.

I WANTED TO PUKE SIAAAA.

I WAS LIKE WHAT LAHH DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!

WHY AM I GETTING ALL THE WRONG ATTENTION!!

WHY CAN'T I GET A GOOD DECENT GIRL'S ATTENTION!!

WHY WHY WHY??!!!

I WANT TO CRY CAN??!!

HAIYAHH

SO I GOOGLED ON THE NET OF SOME PICTURES OF

TRANSSEXUALS

SEE THIS ONE BELOW

SOME OF THEM REALLY DO LOOK LIKE GIRLS!!
SEE THIS ONE BELOW LAHH!!
.

GOT LOOK LIKE GOT BALLS BEFORE MEHH??!!

LOOK REALLY 100% LIKE NORMAL FEMALE GIRLS RIGHT RIGHT!!

SEE THIS ONE BELOW!!

SOOOOOOO PRETTY!!

SHE LOOKS ABIT LIKE INDONESIAN ATRIST

AGNES MONICA

IN THAILAND THEY EVEN HAD BEAUTY PAGEANTS

FOR THE TRANSSEXUALS!!

&& THE WINNERS REALLY DON'T LOOK LIKE MAN LAHH!!

THAT IS THE WINNER IF THE PAGEANT.

HE/SHE GOT 2ND PLACE.

CHECK OUT THE FAT ONE NEXT TO HER.

IF THAT ONE YOU SAY BAPOK THEN I BELIEVE.

HAHAHA

HE/SHE GOT 3RD PLACE.

HE/SHE GOT 4TH PLACE.

BUT NOT ALL ARE PRETTY OF COURSE.

SOME OF THEM CANNOT EVEN MAKE IT SIAA!!

SEE THE FEW PICTURES BELOW.

STILL GOT THEIR MANLY LOOKS HUH!!

HAHAHA

THEN TO THOSE WHO WONDERED HOW WOULD

THIS MEN LOOK LIKE AFTER THEY HAVE IMPLANTS

SEE THIS BELOW!!
.

HAHAHAHA!!

THOSE ARE MALE TITS!!

SHEESH

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF EVERYTIME I SEE THIS.

BUT NOW

I AM THINKING IN THE FUTURE IF I AM DATING A GIRL

HOW CAN I BE ASSURED SHE IS A REAL GIRL?

TECHNOLOGY ARE SOOO ADVANCED NOW

THAT NOTHING SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE TO CHANGE.

HOW?

WAN

THE SO CALLED "LUCKY"

KUKUHEAD

COMPUTER GOT BIRD OR NO BIRD?

Monday, June 22, 2009 ( 9:02 PM )

IS THE COMPUTER A MALE OR FEMALE?

A GROUP OF

FEMALE COMPUTER SCIENTIST

THINK THAT COMPUTERS SHOULD BE REFERRED AS A

MALE

-REASONS-

THEY HAVE ALOT OF DATA

BUT ARE STILL CLUELESS

THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS

BUT HALF THE TIME THEY ARE THE PROBLEM

AS SOON AS YOU COMMIT TO ONE

YOU REALISE THAT IF YOU HAVE WAITED A LITTLE LONGER

YOU COULD HAVE OBTAINED A BETTER MODEL

IN ORDER TO GET THEIR ATTENTION

YOU HAVE TO TURN THEM ON

WAN

KUKUHEAD

SOMETHING RANDOM BUT NOT THAT RANDOM

Sunday, June 21, 2009 ( 3:26 AM )

WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD BOYS??

SO DOES THAT MEAN I SHOULD BE A BAD BOY TOO??

WHY DO UGLY GUYS GET THE PRETTY GIRLS??

HELLO??

I AM UGLY TOO OKAY!!

SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING A PRETTY GIRLFRIEND??

OR ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I AM GOOD LOOKING??

HEEHEE

WELL LOVE IS JUST COMPLICATED.

OR ARE WE MAKING IT COMPLICATED??

WE ALWAYS COMPLAIN WHY WE CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT PERSON.

OR ARE WE JUST TOO FUSSY??

GIRLS ALWAYS SAY THAT GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME.

I BELIEVE NOT ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.

IT IS JUST THE MAJORITY

OR YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BUMP INTO THE WRONG ONE, ALWAYS.

THERE IS A SAYING

"GOOD GUYS FINISH LAST."

AT LEAST THEY DO FINISH RIGHT??

I SHALL WAIT THEN.

WAN

KUKUHEAD

I AM NOT WANNIE KUKUHEAD

Thursday, June 18, 2009 ( 12:37 PM )

PHEW!

FINALLY I GOT SOME TIME TO CLEAR THE DUST AT THIS BLOG.

WELL JUST TO REMIND SOME OF YOU GUYS

PLEASE RELINK MY BLOG

&& NAME IT AS

WAN KUKUHEAD

NO MORE

threeBOREDkukuheads™.

SORRY FOR THE INCOVENIENCE CAUSED.

THANK YOU VERY NICE.

REASONS FOR CHANGING IS BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE

KEPT ON ASKING ME WHY IS THIS BLOG SHARED

YET ITS ONLY UPDATED BY ME.

SO I DECIDED AFTER THINKING FOR SO LONG

TO CHANGE IT TO JUST MINE

ONCE & FOR ALL.

IT WAS A TOUGH DECISION.

IT WAS LIKE OUR TRADEMARK.

BUT NEVERMIND.

LET'S MOVE ON WITH LIFE.

EVERSINCE THE HOLIDAY STARTED THIS MONDAY

I HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH

WORK WORK WORK!!

WANNA SAVE MONEY TO GET MARRIED LAHH.

HEHEHE

I AM SURE EVERYONE KNOWS WHO IS THAT GUY ABOVE.

HE IS SOOO COOL && FRIENDLY!!

WANNA KNOW HOW COME I KNOW??
.

COZ I GOT TO SNAP A PICTURE WITH HIM!!
BUT SOO SAD I WAS IN MY PIZZAHUT UNIFORM!!
SOOOO DEGRADING SIAA!!
HAHAHA
.
I STARTED WORK AT 11AM
&& MARINA SQUARE WAS SOOO QUIET.
THERE WERE NOT MUCH PEOPLE.
SO I STEPPED INFRONT OF MY STORE TO SEE AROUND
THEN I SAW A GUY WITH COOL CLOTHES WALKING OUTSIDE.
THEN I WAS LIKE TALKING TO MYSELF
"EHH?? NIE MCM YG DALAM LIVE & LOADED TU."
THEN IT WAS HIM!!
HAHAHA.
.
HE WENT TO GET A DRINK AT STARBUCKS
&& THE LADY THERE TOLD HIM TO SIGN ON
ONE OF THE STARBUCKS MUG.
THEN I JOKINGLY HINTED TO THE LADY THAT
I WANTED TO SNAP A PICTURE WITH HIM
THEN SHE TOLD HIM!!
HAHAHA
I WAS LIKE WTH??!!
SHY SHY CAT SIAA.
THEN UTT SAID WHY NOT.
IF HE HAD SAID NO
THEN PAISEHH GILER SIAA!!
SO I STOOD NEXT TO HIM THEN HE PULLED ME CLOSER.
THEN AFTER SNAPPING THE PICTURE I SHAKED HIS HAND
&& I WISHED HIM TO HAVE A NICE DAY.
HE SMILED & SAID SOMETHING WHICH I FORGET.
HAHAHA
.
THEN AFTER HE LEFT I FOUND OUT THAT HE IS GAY.
AHHHH!!! CREEPY SIAAA!!!
IS IT REALLY TRUE??
.

WELL RECENTLY MY STORE WENT FOR

A BOWLING COMPETITION AMONG SEVERAL PIZZAHUT STORES.

WE JUST WENT THERE TO HAVE FUN.

WE DIDN'T EXPECT OURSELVES TO BE AMONG THE TOP TEAMS.

WE HAD A CHEERING COMPETITION.

I WAS SOOO NERVOUS THAT I COULDN'T SHOUT.

THE CHEER WAS QUITE FUNNY.

AMONG THE 8 TEAMS THAT TOOK PART

WE GOT 2ND PLACE FOR THAT.

THEN IT WAS THE BOWLING COMPETITION.

WE HAD TO PLAY TWO SETS OF GAMES.

FOR THE FIRST SET

MY STORE HAD THE HIGHEST SCORES.

BUT THAT DID NOT MEANT WE HAD WON.

WE HAD TO PLAY THE 2ND SET TO ADD UP

&& THE TEAM WITH THE HIGHEST

TOTAL UP SCORE WILL WIN.

SO THAT GOT US SOOOOO NERVOUS

&& WE FELT THE PRESSURE

SO IN THE END WE COULDN'T FOCUS

&& GOT 2ND INSTEAD.

HAHAHA

NOT BAD FOR AMATEURS.

SO AMONG 40 PLAYERS

MARINA SQUARE IS CONSIDERED QUITE GOOD.

OUR PLAYERS ARE RANKED

#1,3,10,16 & 19.

SEE BELOW

BUT SO SAD 2ND PLACE NO PRIZE TO BRING HOME.

CHEERING & BOWLING WE GOT 2ND PLACE.

AIYAHHH.

BOTH WERE SOO CLOSE TO GET 1ST.

THE ONLY TROPHY WE GOT TO BRING HOME IS THE ONE BELOW.

ONE OF OUR PLAYERS GOT THE

BEST FEMALE BOWLER
THAT IS HER BELOW.

THEN THIS ONE BELOW

SO CALLED

"TOMPANG GLAMOUR"

HAHAHAHA

NOW AT MY WORKPLACE

EVERYDAY THE KITCHEN CREW

WILL GET STRESSED UP

UNTIL THE END OF NATIONAL DAY.

SINCE THE NATIONAL DAY EVENT IS GONNA BE HELD

RIGHT BEHIND MARINA SQUARE

WE HAD TO CATER THEIR LUNCH TO THOSE

WHO ARE PRACTISING FOR THE EVENT.

THEN EVERYDAY THEY GOT PRACTICE.

SO IT MEANS EVERYDAY MUST PACK THE FOOD FOR THEM.

LET ME SHOW YOU SOME PICTURES.
.

THAT IS THE PIZZA

THAT WE HAVE TO CUT UP & PACK.
.

WOAHHHH

THE DRUMLETS!!

IF ONLY I CAN HAVE THIS ALL FOR MYSELF!!

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY CHICKENS HAVE BEEN COOKED??

ONE CHICKEN HAS TWO LEGS.

SO IF YOU ORDERED 6 PIECE DRUMLETS

IT MEANS THERE ARE 3 CHICKENS WHO ARE HANDICAPPED OUT THERE

USING WHEELCHAIRS TO ROAM AROUND.

HAHAHAHA

WTH SIAA.

NONSENSE ONLY.

SO THAT IS THE FOOD BEING PACKED.

ONE BOX IS FOR ONE PERSON.

ONE SLICE OF HAWAIIAN PIZZA + 3 PIECE DRUMLETS + GARLIC BREAD

THAT IS ALL YOU GET FOR PRACTISING & SWEATING LIKE HELL

JUST FOR NATIONAL DAY EVERYDAY.
.

SEE THOSE BOXES ABOVE?

I PITY MY COLLEAGUE WHO HAS TO FOLD THAT ALONE.

THERE IS LIKE AT LEAST 300 OF THEM THERE.

THAT IS NOT EVEN ENOUGH FOR

ONE DAY NDP CATERING.

IT WILL LAST FOR LIKE ONLY HALF A DAY.

FOLD LAHH KAU SAMPAI MAMPOS!!

HAHAHAHA

THE WEATHER IS SOOO HOT NOW.

HERE I AM BLOGGING WITH WET ARMPITS.

KAY KAY THAT PART NO NEED TO SAY ACTUALLY

BUT NEMMIND LAHH.

KAY I GOT TO GO.

TODAY GOT BRIDGE LEADER BBQ PIT AT ECP.

GONNA EAT ALL I CAN.

I WILL SNAP SOME PICTURES

&& HOPE GOT SOMETHING STUPID THAT HAPPENED THERE

SO I CAN BLOG ABOUT IT.

TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!

REMEMBER TO RELINK ME HORR!!

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING!!

ONE TAG IS JUST 50 CENTS EACH.

WAN

THE WET ARM PIT

KUKUHEAD

AIYAH WHEN WILL I BE FREE

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 ( 3:33 AM )

BLOG WILL BE DEAD FOR THE MOMENT.

CURRENTLY BUSY WITH WORK & EVENTS.

HAVE LOTS OF THINGS TO SHARE WHEN I COME BACK.

STAY TUNED ALRIGHT!

WAN

THE FOREVER BUSY

KUKUHEAD

UNTITLED

Monday, June 15, 2009 ( 4:34 AM )

--THE CHANGE HAS BEEN DONE--

--PLEASE RELINK ALRIGHT--

--THANK YOU VERY NICE--

--I WILL UPDATE THIS BLOG AS SOON AS I AM FREE--

WAN

KUKUHEAD

ANNOUNCEMENT

Sunday, June 14, 2009 ( 2:30 AM )

--BE PREPARED FOR A CHANGE--

--COMING SOON--

--A HUGE RELUCTANT CHANGE--

WAN

KUKUHEAD

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

Thursday, June 11, 2009 ( 10:47 PM )

ANYONE KNOWS ANY MALE BLOGSHOPS AROUND??

SO HARD TO FIND THOSE UPDATED ONES.

DO DROP ME THE LINK ALRIGHT.

WAN

KUKUHEAD

WHO POISONED MY FOOD?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 ( 9:21 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

HERE I AM AT HOME.

HAVE NOT LEFT THE HOUSE FOR TWO DAYS ALREADY.

OF ALL TYPES OF SICKNESS

I HAD

FOOD POISONING

LIKE WHAT THE HELL?!

IT FELT AS THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO DIE.

IMAGINE GOING TO THE TOILET SEVERAL TIMES A DAY

WITH STOMACH CRAMPS & NAUSEA.

MY BODY FELT SO WEAK THAT I COULD

NOT EVEN SIT DOWN FOR LONG.

I JUST HAD TO LIE DOWN.

MY BODY WAS SOO WEAK THAT I JUST

SLEPT THROUGHOUT THE DAY.

IT HAPPENED ON TUESDAY MORNING.

I WANTED TO GO TO SCHOOL AS I REALLI HAVE TO COMPLETE

MY ASSIGNMENTS AS THIS WEEK IS THE LAST WEEK

TO HAND IN BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS STARTS.

BUT WHAT THE HELL??!!

BECAUSE OF FOOD POISONING

I COULD NOT GO SCHOOL FOR TWO DAYS.

SO I WENT TO THE DOCTOR THE NEXT DAY

&& HE GAVE ME AN MC ONLY FOR TODAY

WHICH IS WEDNESDAY.

SO IT MEANS ON TUESDAY I HAVE

NO MC FOR NOT COMING TO SCHOOL.

HE GAVE ME 3 DIFFERENT TYPE OF PILLS FOR JUST $3 EACH.
BUT CONSULTATION FEES IS
$20??!!
ALL HE DID WAS JUST TALK && TAP ON MY STOMACH
&& IT COSTS ME THAT MUCH!!
I SHOULD HAVE JUST PRETENDED I WAS DEAF SO HE WON'T TALK
&& HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO CHARGE ME.
WELL NOW I STILL FEEL SICK
&& I DON'T KNOW WILL I BE GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
UNTIL NOW I STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT MADE ME HAD FOOD POISONING.
I DID NOT EAT MUCH THAT DAY
&& I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS BEFORE I EAT.
WELL FROM NOW ONWARDS I GOTTA BE CAREFUL.
.
LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
LETS TALK ABOUT ONE OF MY SCHOOL PROJECTS!!
WELL IN ONE OF MY PROJECTS
I HAD TO IMAGINE I AM A SINGER
&& I JUST WROTE MYSELF SOME SONGS.
SO HOW WILL I DESIGN MY ALBUM SO THAT
I CAN SELL IT TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
THE THING IS I HAVE TO MAKE THAT CD ALBUM
THAT IS NOT LIKE ANY TYPICAL CD ALBUM AVAILABLE OUT THERE.
THE PROJECT STARTED ALMOST A MONTH AGO
&& I ONLY STARTED TO DO IT 2 DAYS BEFORE THE DEADLINE.
MY OTHER CLASSMATES HAVE ALMOST COMPLETED THEIRS.
SO I WAS KIND OF PANICKING.
I WAS IN THE BUS ON THE WAY HOME THINKING HOW
WOULD I PACK MY CD TO MAKE IT LOOK UNIQUE.
THEN SUDDENLY I SAW THE SOLUTION.
A BUS WITH PIZZAHUT ADVERTISEMENT
DROVE BY && IT STRUCK ME WITH AN IDEA.
THE IDEA WAS TO PUT THE CD IN A PIZZA BOX!!
WELL WANNA SEE THE RESULTS??