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Friday, October 31, 2008 ( 11:59 PM )

Haloo!

Ridhwan Here.

Who Else?

I Asked Syah Why Never Blog

He Say He Got Nothing To Share.

Pfft!

Today Me & Syam Supposed To Work At Six.

All Three Kukuheads Didnt Went To School Today.

Becoz All Three Of Us Woke Up Late And By The Time

We Reach School All Lesson Would Have Ended!

So I Woke Up And Text The Other Kukuheads

To Return Back To LalaLand.

HAHA

So Yeah Met Syam At Jurong Mrt At 5pm.

TODAY FRIDAY SUCKS FOR ME!

I WORE THE SAME IDENTICAL SHIRT AS SYAM!

HAHAHAHA

*see below*

In The Pictures He Seem So Happy Smiling Away

When Actually All The Way He Is The

One Making A Big Fuss About It!

HAHAHA
.

Well Yeah We Looked Like One Kind Of A Gay Couple.

HEE!

Next Time I Shall Text Him The Next Time I Plan To Wear That Top.

Starbucks Just Open Opposite My Store.

One Of Their Staff Think He Is So Funny.

While I Was Werking He Called And Say Hi.

So Yeah I Just Smiled Back And He Said His Friend

Said I Look Cute.

Lyk WTH?

Funny Ahh Boy?

Pathetic Sia.

Lame Shit People.

But Today I Realli Sucked At Work.

HAHA

I Splat Tomato Sauce On A Malay Lady.

Her Scarf Had Tomato Sauce All Over!

I Panicked Of Course!

I Gave Her Wet Tissues And She Managed To Clean It Off.

I Apologised Profusely And She Said It Was Okay.

But I Felt So Bad So I Just Gave Her 25% Discount.

Hee!

Then I Felt Better!

Then Hours Later

I Splat Mayonaise On An Old Lady!

LAGI WORSE!

HAHAHA

I Splat Some On Her Back.

But She Realli Seem Oblivious To It.

Lyk Nothing Happened Like That.

So Yeah Luckily None Of Them Made A Big Fuss.

Hee.

The Last Pair Of Customer I Served Realli Made My Day.

I Took Their Orders And Served Their Food.

Then They Wanted A Feedback Form.

I Thought I Did Sumthing Wrong.

Actually They Said I Gave Them Good Service.

Weeeee!

I Was So Touched.

HAHA

So Yeah Nothing Much Happened Today.

Tomorrow Is 1st November.

26 More Days To My BIG BIG DAY!

Woohoo!

So Yeah Ill Blog Again When I Reach Home From Werk Tomorrow!

TAKE CARE PEOPLE!

*eka i noe ure reading my blog so u better tag!*

ridhwan =D

Labels: hmmmmmm hmmm hmmmmmm

( 4:18 AM )

All I Ask From You Is A Reply To My Messages.

That's All.

So I Don't Have To Worry

All Day All Night

Whether Something Bad Had Happened To You.

I Do Care Alot About You.

Haiz.

All The Best For Your Papers.

I'll Be Waiting For Your Text.

That's If You Want To.

ridhwan

i think i am thinking too much. am i?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008 ( 8:44 PM )

this is gonna be a random post.

am i too overly nice?

am i too overly friendly?

whatever ive been doing

it was realli sincere

and

i did it from the bottom of my heart

sometimes i wonder why am i so

good/nice/friendly/caring

but still i fail in love.
.
there is a saying that

good guys finish last

and

good girls like bad boys.

im kinda starting to believe its true.

i think im too nice and caring that i didnt give you your space.

so im going to back off a little.

wait wait wait.

is this what i realli should do or am i just thinking too much?

im confused my dear friend.

a confused kukuhead, ridhwan

Labels: i think i am thinking too much

random post

( 3:32 PM )

HEY!

I GOT SUMTHING TO SHOW TO

ALL OF YOU

THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU

LAUGH YOUR ASS OF YOUR
CHAIR!

READY?

U'RE REALLI READY?

SURE?

LOOK AT HISYAM!

HAHAHAHA!

I THINK HISYAM'S LOOK

IS THE FUNNIEST!

HAAA!!!

ridhwan =DDD

Labels: random post

Skipped School Again

( 12:47 PM )

AIYOHH!

TODAY

ME & IRRSYAH

SKIPPED SCHOOL!

I Just Mentioned Yesterday That My Attendance

Is Good Already.

Haiyah!

Pity Syam Kena Go Alone.

HAHA

Today Lesson Starts From 8 To 1

Then

2 To 330 Will Be Our S&W.

(Sports & Wellness)

I Think Thats The Meaning.

HAHAHA

Easy To Say Its Lyk Physical Education Lahh.

HAHA

So Yeah Me & Syah Woke Up At Bout 8 And I

Text Him What Time Wanna Go School.

Then Somehow The Both Of Us Fell Asleep

And Didnt Reply Each Other Messages.

LOL!

10am Then Syah Message Me!

FOR WHAT SIA!
SO LATE ALREADY.

By The Time Reach School

It Would Be Bout 12++

And The First Lesson Will Be About To End.

So Then The Both Of Us Returned To

Lalaland

Heh!

So Yeah Now I Woke Up Already

And I Do Not Know What To Do At Home.

Gave Aisyah A Wake Up Call At 12pm.

This Time I Didnt Forget Coz I Pasted A Note On My Phone.

Aisyah Is Gonna Have Her Physics Paper At 2pm.

I Wish YOU All The Best Alright.

Thought Of Fetching Her From School But Her Friend Is Fetching

Her Instead So Its Okay.

I'll Fetch Johnny From School Instead.

Ill Update Again Tonight Maybe.

NO Promises.

Hees!

ridhwan =)

Labels: ill start to keep my distance

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 ( 11:48 PM )

THE POST BELOW HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH

IRRSYAH, ME & JOHNNY

HAHAHAHA

Its Between The Flinestones Family.

*inside thing*

ridhwan =D

sad sad situation...

( 10:58 PM )

Hay yooo alllll! Haola haola(inside joke)well im bloggin today!!not like any1 reads anyway...well the only happenin thing that happened to me was about my love life...hehe sweet rite...blog about my lover....well not happenin! it ended like few days ago...tbh its a really sad situation for me...unexpected thats all...had some fights cause of lil stuffs...and yeah i really tried my best for the thing to wrk....but wrds she said just broke sometin very precious to me...its my lil heart...im not sayin its her fault cause in a relationship its a two person thing...well now she kinda blames me for all shit that happens...but yeah in her last blog she tell her side of the story...and the end of the post i was kinda happy for a moment wen she called me SWEET TALKER!!!!then i saw these following wrds.... motherfucker!!in this post i just wana say sorry for lovin u so much...i thought u understood y i didnt msg u that much or called u...but i did try didnt i...i had sch wrk and other stuffs to do...the think is u knew wat i was doing....so how cld u get mad at me?a point of time i called u frm wrk....it wasnt my break btw...i just wanted to say i missed u..then given the attitude wen i called u.i decided not to say it...how cld i say i miss u wen i knw ur still mad at me rite?ur just not goin to care...i didnt msg u angry and wen i do msg u angry also...so wat is it u want me to do?i knw im not good enough for u...i try to b...but i guess wen u suck u really do suck....and thats my case...i knw wen all who read ur blog will see me as a jerk...it doesnt really matter... i am a jerk...the jerk who tried...the jerk who loved u...

Anyway to all lovers out there...love has its ups and downs...just dont go down all the way aite...that where u will see me..hehe aite enough said...oh and wan if u wana delete this post then its up to u...ppl might think lowly of this blog because of me...so yeah im sry for bein the me...

hisyam.

281008

( 8:57 PM )

HELLO WORLD!

Hees.

Ridhwan Here.

Well Today I Went To School!

Woohoo!

After So Long Ive Been Skipping School!

All I Did Was

SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP.

But Yeah Decided To Stop Doing That As

I Do Not Wanna Disappoint "Someone".

*wink wink*

Heh!

School Started At 8am.

But Errmm I Woke Up At 8am.

HAHA!

I Thought I Was The Only One Late.

Grabbed My Phone And Beeped The Other Two Kukuheads.

They Oso Just Woke Up.

Cool Or What?

HAHA

One Late All Three Late.

So Planned To Be At Bishan Mrt By 11am.

I Know We're Late.

But School Ends At 6 Today So I Guess Its Okay?

HEHE

Showered & Got Ready And I Met

Syam At Bt Gombak Mrt At 1030am.

We Were Kinda Late So We Thought Its Okay.

Just Make Syah Wait For Us As He Made Us Wait Yesterday.

And Guess What?

HE WAS LATE TOO!

Lyk WTH?

NO MATTER HOW LATE ME & SYAM CAN BE

HE WILL ALWAYS BE LATER THAN US!

His Reason Was His School Pants Were Wet.

Ermm Nice Try Dude.

HAHA

While Waiting For Syah At Bishan Mrt

A Drunk Indian Man Came And Talk To Us.

The Smell Of Alcohol Was So Strong.

He Talked To Me Bout The Other Ppl Around There.

He Said Whether I Wanna Marry This Small Kid In A Pram

And

BLA BLA BLA.

Thanx Syam For Disappearing For Like 5mins Leaving Me There

To Entertain Him.

HAHAHA

After That

SUPERSTAR

Arrived & We Walked To School

And Went To The Canteen To Have A Drink.

We Reached School Bout 1145.

Then We Saw All Our Other Classmates Coming To The

Canteen To Eat.

My Teacher Gave My Class Break Till 1pm.

Lyk WTH?

We Came Late Then Break Time Already.

HAHA

So Sit Down At The Canteen And Chit Chat.

I Was Suppose To Gave Nurul Aisyah A Wake Up Call At 12pm

As She Needs To Go For Her O Level History Paper.

But I Was Happily Laughing Away That I FORGOT!

I Realised Only At 118pm When I Entered Class And Looked At My Psp

And Saw Her Picture.

I WAS LYK WTH!

ARGH!

IM SO DEAD IF SHE IS LATE FOR THE PAPER!

So I Panicked!

HAHA

Called Her And She Picked Up And Said She Just Left House.

I Gave A Huge Sigh Of Relieve.

I Was So Afraid She Would Be Late.

I Apologised And Wished Her Good Luck!

HEES

After That I So Called "Focus" On The Lesson.

I Cant Lie That I Totally Focus In Class As I Just Found Out

That My Teacher

MISS SITI

Actually Reads My BLOG!

HAHA

So If I Lied And Said That

I Did All My Work In Class

She Would Kill Me I Guess?

HEHE

Haiyoh These Two Female Teachers In My School Scares Me!

HAHA

Sumhow They Always Have Ways To Find

My Friendster Profile, Blog And Even My Videos In Youtube.

STALKER EHH KORANG!!

I Shall Equip Myself With Pepperspray!

Who Noes Next They Will Find My House?

HEES

To Miss Siti & Miss Sitiyah:

Dah Baca Tu Tag Lahh!

Uat Tk Tau Jerr Ehh.

Hmmph!

My Class Advisor Showed My Attendance

And It Was Pretty Bad.

HAHA

What Do U Expect?

In Two Weeks, 6 Days I Slept At Home.

HAHA

But He Told Me He Will

"ADJUST"

My Attendance If I Hand In My Assignments.

I LOVE U LAHH MR KELVIN!

So I Handed In My Assignments Just Now

And He Adjusted My Attendance.

YEAH!

So Now I Dont Have To Worry Bout Getting De-Barred From

Taking The Exams.

Class Was Suppose To End At 6

But He Released Us At 5pm.

I Was So Sleepy That I Went Home Straight & Shower & Doze Off!

zzZZZzzZZZZzz

So Yeah I Just Woke Up And Here I Am Blogging.

HEES

So Yeah I Will Update Again Tomorrow When I Return From School!

I'll Hope The Other Two Kukuheads Will Blog Too.

ridhwan =D

Labels: No More Such Thing As Skipping School For Me

What We Did On Deepavali

( 12:25 AM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

Ridhwan Here.

So Yeah Today The

threeBOREDkukuheads™

Met Up And

Had Some Quality Time Together.

HEES

Me And Johnny Left Home At 3pm

And Met Hisyam At Jurong East Mrt At 330pm.

As Planned, We Will Meet Irrsyah At Orchard At 415pm.

BUT

Irrsyah Always Turns Up Late!

Superstar Mahh!

Pfft!

HAHAHA

He Text Me At 4pm That He Just Left Home.

415pm Must Be At Orchard & At 4pm He Is Still In Bedok.

*speechless*

So Hisyam, Me & Johnny Arrived At Orchard At About 415pm.

Since Our

GUEST-of-HONOUR

Will Arrived 30mins Later, We Decided To Walk Around First.

Headed To Far East As Syam Wanted To Do Ear Piercing.

After That We Just Walked In Circles & Went To Sit Outside The KFC

While Waiting For Our Superstar.

HAHAHA

After He Arrived We Went To Eat At Chicky Palace At Far East.

HAHAHA

You People Might Be Wondering Where Is Chicky Palace In Far East.

No It Isnt A New Shop.

Its The Stalls That Serve Local Food At The Top Floor.

I Called It Chicky Palace As There Is Where The Place Will Always

Have Girls Dining There.

HAHA

As Usual We Ordered Our Worshipped Drink.

BANDUNG
HAHA

Salad You Tiao

Irrsyah & Me
Ordered
Honey Chicken Rice

Sham Ordered Wanton Noodles

Syah Focusing On His Food

After That We Went Window Shopping Around Orchard.

Went To Heerens

And After That We Got Hungry Again.

Hees!

So We Went To Centrepoint's McD.

Me & Syah Ordered The New McFlurry.

I Forgot Its Name.

Mudpie Sumthing Sumthing.

One Is Chocolate Fudge While The Other Is Strawberry Sauce.

We Ordered Both Flavours And I Took The Strawberry One.
Syam Bought Himself A Meal.

McChicken I Think.

Syam Looks So Hungry!

Chocolate Flavoured On The Left.

Strawberry Flavoured On The Right.

BUT MINE WAS SO SOUR!

It Wasnt That Nice.

Too Sweet I Think?

Can Kena Diabetis Sia!

BUT BUT NOT NICE OSO I STILL FINISHED IT.

HUNGRY MAHH.

HAHA

So After That Camwhore And Joked Around Abit.

Hees

Syam Looks Like Somekind Of Superhero Like That.

HAHA

He Was Actually Concentrating Watching The TV Above Me.
.

Im So Sure You All Must Be Wondering Who Is Johnny And

How He Looks Like Right?

Kay Kay I Took A Pic With Him.

Johnny Is My Imaginary Friend.

Ive Known Him For Like So Long.

About 36 Hours I Tink?

Long Enough?

36 Seems Like A Big Number.

See!

Isn't He So Handsome Sitting Right Next To Me?

He Is A Bit Camera Shy.

So This Is The Only Picture I Took With Him.

The Next Picture

The Guy In It Deserves A Kick

Because He Looks So

~~CUTE~~ANNOYING!

WTF!

Just How Ermmm Ermmm

Okay Fine Ill Say It.

JUST HOW CUTE CAN HE BE SIA?

Pfft!

HAHAHA

That's Him When He Was A Child.

HAHA

Okay I Cant Stop Laughing Everytime I See The Pic.

Just Look At His Smile.

LMAO

.
We Went To The Toilet Before Heading Towards Dhoby Ghaut.

As Usual I Do Not Know Why Its A Ritual For Us To

Snap Pictures In Toilets.

HAHA

We Walked To Cathay & Sat At The Open Space

Infront Of It.

So We Just Sat There And

TALK & TALK & TALK

LAUGH & LAUGH & LAUGH

CAMWHORE & CAMWHORE & CAMWHORE

SHARE STORIES & SHARE STORIES & SHARE STORIES

Planned For Our Next Video Making.

Hees

I Know Syam Cant Wait.

Right Syam?

I Looked Kinda Pissed As I Couldnt Rectify The Problem

In Syah's Camcorder.

CHECK OUT SYAM'S SEXAY LEG!

HAHA

So Yeah That's All I Gotta Post Bout Today.

TOMORROW IS A SCHOOL DAY!

8am To 6pm

WTH!

LIKE WORKING IN OFFICE SIA!

Anyway

All The Best To

Nurul Aisyah

For Her O's Paper Tomorrow!

All The Best Yeah!

HEES

ridhwan =D

Labels: What We Did On Deepavali

Monday, October 27, 2008 ( 1:24 PM )

threeBOREDkukuheads™

and Johnny

would like to wish

HAPPY DEEPAVALI

TO ALL OUR HINDU FRIENDS!

Ill Update This Blog Again Soon Okay?

I Wanna Go Temple With Johnny.

HAHA

ridhwan =)

what a dull day today

Sunday, October 26, 2008 ( 9:20 PM )

Well Today I Did Nothing Much.

Syam Had To Work From 12pm To 5pm.

Syah I Dunnoe.

Called His Handphone Lyk Hell But It Was Turned Off.

GOT PHONE THEN OFF.

SMART RIGHT??

So Yeah I Just Stayed Home & Played With Johnny.

I Met A New Friend And I Named Him

JOHNNY

Can't Show You A Picture Of Him As

My Camera Always Fails To Capture Him.

I Think Because He Is Just My Imaginery Friend?

I'll Update Again Tomorrow Okay?

Johnny & I Wanna Go Mcd Now.

BUBBYE!

come johnny lets go mcd now!

ridhwan =))

Labels: what a dull day today

What To Do On Deepavali

( 1:55 PM )

WOW

Tomorrow Is

DEEPAVALI

Its A Holiday & Im Not Working!

So Is Syam!

But I Must Go Temple To Pray.

Haiz

HAHAHA

WAIT WAIT!

Im A Muslim Okay!

Holy Muslim!

Hees

Hmm Today Didnt Get To Go Out With Aisyah As

She Has To Visit Her Relative Who Is Sick.

Its Okay Alright Aisyah?

I Understand.

Haiyah Not Sure Of The Plans For Tomorrow.

My Three Plans For Tomorrow:

Plan A: Meet Nurul Aisyah

Plan B: Have The threeBOREDkukuheads™ Outing

Plan C: Decay Slowly At Home

Hmm I Would 100% Love Plan A & B

I Would 100% Hate Plan C.

Plan C Is Last Resort.

HAHA

Plan A Is Always Not Stable.

She Might Have Other Plans.

Plan B Is Lyk 80% Stable As We Are Usualli More Than Happy

To Hang Out Together Unless Our Families

Wanna Spend Time Together With Us.

Plan C Is Always 100% Stable.

HAHA

Well So If Aisyah Isnt Free Tomorrow

Then Ill Ask The Other Kukuheads

And If They Arent Free Too

Then Ill Stay Home And Play With

Johnny, My Imaginary Friend.

ridhwan =)

Labels: What To Do On Deepavali

aching butt

Saturday, October 25, 2008 ( 11:59 PM )

HELLO
freaks!
.
Ridhwan Here.
Well Yeah Today Im SOOOOOO Tired!
My Butt Is Aching!
Sumone Willing To Massage It For Me?
Any Volunteers?
HAHA!

.
Met Syam At Jurong East At 3pm And Went To Peninsular To Get Me Some

New Clothes As Its Been Some Time Eversince I Went Shopping.

So I Thought Of Buying New Clothes Since Im Going Out With

SOMEBODY

Tomorrow!

Hee!

Today As Usual Saturday Pizzahut Will Be Packed With
Hungry Ghosts!
I Was The Server & Buzzer For The Day With Hisyam.
I Thought It Would Be A Boring Normal Working Day.
UNTIL I SAW SOMEONE AT THE QUEUE OUTSIDE.
It Was
PAULINE PANG!
HAHAHA
.
No She Isnt Any Celebrity.
Just A Kuku Friend Of Mine!

Here Is A Picture Of Her.

She Came With Her Friends Including Carol!

Tat One Another Kuku!

HAHA

Sorry I Do Not Have A Clear Picture Of Her.
.

When I Saw Them In The Queue I Was Lyk

"WTH?? PAULINE!! AHHH!!!!"

HAHAHA.

So Yeah They Came In And I Took Their Order.

All She Wanted Was Discount!

Pfffft!!

I Thought She Came To See Me.

Actually Want Discount Only!

Hmmph!!

Yeah Then More Of Her Friends Came.

I Gave Free Garlic Bread And A Glass Of Pepsi

PLUS Discount!

Happy La Huh??

HAHA

I Do Not Know Why Some People Pronounces Pepsi As

PEKSI!

Right Carol?

HAHAHA

Yeah Then I Gave Some Kids Pizzahut Balloons And I Heard Tat

Pauline Wanted One Too!

So I Gave Her A Red One Since Her Fav. Colour Is Red!

Hees.

Oh Yeah And She Told Me She Was Celebrating Her Bdae

Which Falls On The 5th Nov Today As She Is Leaving For M'sia.

So I Gave Her

Blueberry Cheesecake+Bdae Song+Dimmed Lights

SWEET RIGHT?

HAHA

I Tink For The First Time She Had The Whole Restaurant Looking At Her.

So Yeah Her Look On Her Face Was Funny.

I Tink She Didnt Expect The Bdae Song.

Hees.

So Yeah That Is My Present For YOU!

Soon After, She Left.

Then I Had To Go To Beach Road To Take Drumlets From Their

Store As My Store Has Finished Ours.

By The Time I Came Back It Was Lyk 915pm.

Then I Had To Go Carrefour At Suntec To Buy Bdae Candles.

WTH!

915pm Walk To Suntec From Marina?

By The Time I Get Back It Would Be Lyk After 10?

I End Work At 10 Sia!

So Yeah I Had To Walk Far Far Just For Stupid Candles.

Tats How I Got My Butt Cramp As Im Wearing Those

Smart Shoes Which Has Heels.

So Its Tiring If You Walk Far.

I Got Lost In There As None Of The Staff Knows Where To Find The Candles.

ALL THE STAFF FROM CHINA!

I Asked Them Where To Find Candles And One Kuku Brought Me To

The Undergarments Area.

WTH?

U Tink I Wanna Put Panties On A Cake & Light It Up?

The Other China Staff I Asked Brought Me To The Fruits Area.

He Even Told Me That The "Candles" Are Fresh And Just Arrived Hours Back.

ANOTHER GOONDOO!

After Like Half An Hour Walking Around

I Finally Found It.

Then Another Problem Came!

The Queue Was SOOO LONG!!

There Is Like 10 People In Each Counter With Full Trolleys

And Im Just Holding On To

3 Boxes Of Pathetic Candles & U Expect Me To Join The Queue & Wait?

So I Had No Choice But To Join.

Then The Counter Next To Me Was Closing So I Asked

The Auntie With My Pitiful Look

Tat Im Just Buying 3 Boxes Of Candles And Allow Me To Pay First B4 She

Closed Her Counter.

Everyone Was Staring At Me.

I Just Turned And Show Them The "Pfft" Look!

HAHA

And Yeah In Less Than A Minute

Im Out Of Carrefour!

Weee!

I Reached Back My Store At 1020pm.

Lyk WTH.

So Late.

So I Continued To Clear The Tables And Ended Work At 11pm.

I Changed Into Home Clothes And Train-ed Home.

Till Now, By Ass Is Still Aching.

So Now Im Wondering Whether Will I Get To Go Out With

SOMEBODY

Tommorow.

Ill Be Praying For Good News I Guess?

Pray for Me Too Okay People?

Hees!!

Labels: aching butt

GEREK Oii A7X

( 11:50 PM )

iRRSYAH here!

Blogging because atlast something interesting happened in my life. HAHA

OKOK, Yesterday was AWEE-SOME! (says in high forseto voice).
ok gonna keep the post as short as i can. cause alot happened. :D
IPREDICT ITS GONNA BE A SUPER LONG POST. SHH2

met sham at expo mrt station @ 5.15 and met his brother and mates.

Soon after A FIGHT occured. woo!.
Fun kan see someone kena bash n Humiliated.
Well no, At least IT entertained us. A FAT dude got owned By a 'metal' guy.
in front of LOT&lots of people sumore.
PUNCH!. ok moving on.

this is the sucky part!.
had to WAIT & wait. stood for the more then 2 hrs oii.
& worst busuk siak the place. smell of cigrettes, alcohol & sweat(the worst).

hated that the whole thing wasnt abit organised and in order. everyone was pushing and screaming away. those who came early didnt meant they entered first. rather those who pushed n rammed through the crowd gets to witness acceptance first. SUCKS KANN!.

ok2 so we entered the hall, didnt even gave my ticket.
they didnt even checked if we had tixs. WTF. could have brought WAN along.
Wan, next time we go concert just follow.
if u get to go in, good. if kena halau, then go home. LOL.
as soon as we went in, we RAN towards the stage, excited mahh.

the stage was dark. this part irritating.
i know everyone was thinking either
"wah, cheat ma feeling arh!"
"wah, False alam arh"
"wah, potong STEAM~ arh!"
ok example.
guitar says "GENG!~~"
crowd says "WAHH! OMG! AVENGED SEVENFOLD LAH SEY!"
then akward silence.

LOL. cause everytime an ENGINEER tested the instruments.
the crowd goes wild.
only thinking they were avenged sevenfold. PFFT!
waited awhile b4 they came on stage.

ok so they made a huge opening. the light shows were AWESOME.
super2 & i got high on the lightshows. LOL.
like at clubs arh, i tink. cause i dont go. n i dont like.
ok change, the lighing sucks?. made me dizzy siol. *insert fake smile*.

as soon as avenged sevenfold appears on stage.
SHAM went. " WAAA! SYNISTTER!. EH, BAAU TAHIK!. WAHDOAMFBIJS".

I go. "OIII! WALLAAI!. BAU TAHIK SIAK. WAFALAKSALAFLOP".

the place smelled of SHIT. what a way to start a concert.
someone confirm shit their pants when the mosh started.

WE WERE SCREAMING OUR HEARTS OUT.
SCREAMING I MEAN SINGING ALONG LOUDLY.
NOT BEING GIRLY.

we were really cramped. so if a person fall, everyone else near him falls.
thats what happened to us.
macam domino sia.
& it was so hard to stand back up. i had to carry a girl who was on top of me.
and sadly sham was beneth both of us. LOL

remember the FAT dude that got punched?. haha.
he was standing right next to us.
i wanted to laugh so hard. his lips were swollen & so BIG.
like angelina jolie. LOL.
i feel sorry for him actualy. come to see concert kena punch.
come inside concert want to sing painful. hahaha.
ohh, n the 'metal' dude got arrested so i heard.

blahblahblah, the concert ended.
left the hall and noticed we lost sumting. Our VOICES. haha.
sham found his a minute later. i still hvnt found mine. LOL.

took some pics and vids. but all turned out blurry.
ok, dah. penat kan bacer. tahu takpe ehk. shooo!
EHH, BETUL ARH. LONG POST. I PSYCHIC.

iRRSYAH. :DDD

( 1:46 PM )

HELLO

Hees.

Ill Update After Midnight Okay?

Got Work Lahh.

Haiyah.

Meeting Hisyam At 3 At Jurong Then Gonna

Train All The Way To City Hall

And

Head To

WORK

Sounds FUN Right?

Pfft!

-_-

Stupid Job.

HAHAHA

Nothing Much To Say

( 12:26 AM )

Well Yeah Here I Am.

Just Got Back From Work.

Today Nothing Much Happened To Me.

Im Sure Hisyam & Irrsyah Had Loads Of Fun Moshing

At The

Avenged Sevenfold Concert.

HAHA

Work Was Fine For Me.

Not That Busy For A Friday Night.

Some Foreigners Are Just So Annoying.

I Think They Are From Countries Like Saudi Arabia Or Iran

As I Could See From Their Strong Accent And The Way They Dress.

Wanna Know Why They Are Annoying?

They Asked Me Whether Pizzahut Serves Halal Food.

Then When I Say Its Halal They Ask Me To Show Them My Restaurant's Halal Cert.

So I Show Them And They Still Can Ask Whether We Serve Pork Here.

Lyk WTH??

Got Such Thing As Halal Pork Ahh??

What??

Got Muslim Pig Ah??

And When You Say We Realli Dont Serve Pork

They Will Ask You Again & Again.

Next Time I See Them Ill Just Say We Serve Pork Only.

It Happened So Many Times With These Foreigners.

And Yeah Im So Pissed With My Next Door China Neighbours.

I Once Blogged Here About Them That They Love Staring

Into My House As They Walked Past.

Kay They Have Been Running Into Problems With Loansharks Lately.

Its Like Everyweek They Have A New Door Colour.

Cool Or What?

Its Quite Entertaining To See.

HAHAHA

But The Previous "FREE DOOR PAINTER" Pissed Me Off!

He Splashed Red Paint This Time At My Neighbour's Window.

I Usually Hang My Clothes To Dry Near There.

SO GUESS WHAT!

My Jeans Kena Lahh!!

WTF!

Luckily Its Only My Jeans.

If Kena My Other Clothes Like My School Uniform

Im Sure Ill Join And Splash Paint At My Neighbour's House Too!

Its Lyk You Owe Money Then You Get Other People Into The Problem.

The Loanshark Runner Oso Another F*cker.

Wanna Splash Then Do It Properly.

Supadumadafaka.

So Suay Sia Hang My Clothes To Dry At My Block.

If You Hang Outside Ur Kitchen Window

People Living Above You Will Throw

Rubbish Out If Their Windows.

You Hang At The Corridors Then Kena Stolen Lyk My Baju Raya

Or Kena Splashed With Paint By Those Loansharks.

How You Tell Me?

HAHAHA

Labels: Nothing Much To Say

Friday, October 24, 2008 ( 3:23 PM )

I'll Update This Blog After

I Return Home From Work Around

Midnight Alright?

Hisyam & Irrsyah

Will Be Heading Towards

The Avenged Sevenfold Concert.

So Yeah Ill Just Go To Work.

Pfft!

HAHA

( 1:57 AM )

Waiting For Her To Come Online.

I Still Remember When I First Got To Know Her.

She Would Come Online Everynight To Chat With Me.

By Around 1130 She Would Be Online Already.

Then After A Few Months,

By Around 1230 She Would Be Online Already.

These Days, Around 1am Then She Will Come Online.

HAHAHA

Now Is Almost 2am And There Is No Sight Of Her.

I Text-ed Her And She Didnt Reply.

I Guess She Fell Asleep Already.

But Its Okay.

Ill Just Wait Here Quietly Till About 4am

And If She Isnt Online

Ill Just Text Her A Good Night Message.

All The Best For Your Papers Tomorrow

NURUL AISYAH

STOOPID PICTURES

Thursday, October 23, 2008 ( 10:17 PM )

THIS POST WILL BE FILLED

WITH

HILARIOUS AND DISTURBING

PICTURES

Hilarious Will Be About Hisyam

And

Disturbing Will Be About Me

Kayy So Below Will Be Pictures Of Hisyam At His Event At Clarke Quay.

If You Wanna Know What Event It Is

Then Read The Previous Post.

HISYAM GETTING READY TO BE PAINTED GOLD

HIM STARING AT THE OTHER
TWO GOONDOOs WHO ARE
ALREADY PAINTED

HIS TURN NOW
*EXTREME LEFT*

READY TO SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COOL OR WHAT SIA!!!

I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS!!!

LUCKILY IT WASNT ME!!!

Kay Kay Enough Laughing?

Next Are Pictures Of Me at Carrefour With Irrsyah.

I Saw Some Halloween Accessories On Sale So Yeah

I Itchy-Hand Abit Go Play With It Lahh!

YOUR GIRL NEXT DOOR?

HAHAHAHA

MAYBE THIS ONE CAN BE YOUR GIRL NEXT DOOR.

HAHAHA

So Yeah Thats All!

Labels: STOOPID PICTURES

Human Statue

( 8:49 PM )

Irrsyah Is Suppose To Come Online

At 3 To Transfer To Me

Pictures Of Syam At The Event

At Clarke Quay Yesterday.

But Somehow That Kuku Didnt Come Online.

Pfft!

Wanna Guess What Was The Event All About?

HAHAHA

Hisyam Had To Become A Human Statue!

Just See The Pictures Below And You Will

Get The Rough Idea!

Isnt It Cool?

He Had To Stand For Three Hours At Clarke Quay

From 630pm to 930pm.
.

Actually The Job Was Offered To Me.

I Was The One Who Was Suppose To Be Made The Statue

But I Was Too Skinny So I Wasnt Eligible For It.

Irrsyah Also Wasnt Eligible As He Was Too Tall.

So Yeah Hisyam Fitted The Criteria.

$120 For Three Hours Just Standing Alone & U Couldnt Move At All.

HAHAHA

Okayy What.

Three Hours At Pizzahut Will Only Earn You $13.50 Dude!

You Have To Walk Around Summore!

HAHA

So I Would Realli Prefer Being A Statue.

I Wasnt At The Event As I Was With Aisyah Yesterday.

Only Irrsyah Was.

I Roughly Knew What Statue He Had To Be.

He Had To Be A Buddha Statue.

No Not The Fat Fat Cute One.

Its The Slimmer One.

He Would Be Painted Gold All Over

He Would Have To Wear A Gold Robe With A Huge Tall Hat.

And He Has To Clasp His Palms Together

And Place It Infront Of His Chest.

HAHAHA

I Could Not Wait To Get The Pictures From Irrsyah.

So Yeah We Will Have To Wait Then.

ridhwan =)

Labels: Human Statue

ite bishan can be considered our daddys school

( 1:24 PM )

Today

threeBOREDkukuheads™

Decided Not To Come To School.

.
ALL THREE OF US.

HAHAHA.

Lyk Our Father's School Lyk That Huh?

But Our Father Pay School Fees What.

So Yeah Can Consider It Sumhow Our Fathers' School.

We Did Not Plan Any Outing So We Will Just Rot At Home.

Syam And Syah Are Too Tired Coz They Had

An Event Ytd At Clarke Quay.

I'll Tell U People More About The Event When I Get The Pics.

The Pics Are With Irrsyah.

Waiting For Him To Come Online And Send Me The Pics.

ridhwan =)

Labels: ite bishan can be considered our daddys school

Happy Birthday

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 ( 11:59 PM )

22nd October 1955

Today Is Nurul Aisyah's Beloved Mum's Birthday.

So Yeah Happy Birthday Ermm What Should I Call Her?

Future Mother In Law?

HAHAHA

Ill Call Her Cik Sadiah Instead.

Hees!

So Yeah Happi 53rd Birthday Cik Sadiah!

So Todae School Ended At 1pm.

Gonna Accompany Aisyah Get Sumthing For Her Mum.

I Train-ed All The Way To Yew Tee To Meet Aisyah.

I Arrived At 220pm

I Was Kinda Too Early So I Waited For About An Hour

Underneath Her Block.

I Entertained Myself By Folding Hearts Using Pamphlets I Found

At The Letterbox Area.

Haha.

So About 340pm She Came.

I Waited Till I Wanted To Pee Badly!

I Do Not Know Why I Pee Alot Today.

About 7 Times I Tink?

Eeew Okay Okay Change Topic Can?

So After She Came, We Walked To Yew Tee MRT Station

And Headed To Causeway Point.

Went To Eat At Banquet.

For The First Time I Ate Fried Fish Noodles.

It Tastes Okay But Sumhow My Noodles Went Missing?

After Two Scoops, No More Noodles!

She Still Got A Bowl Full But Mine Was Empty.

After That

I Wanted To Buy Her Mum A Cake But Her Brother Wanted To Buy Instead.

So I Got Her Mum A Bouquet Of Flowers Instead.

( pronounced as BOOKEH and not BOOKUET )

2 Blue Roses

2 Purple Roses

2 White Roses

2 Pink Roses

1Lily

Total It Cost $29.90.

The Birthday Card Costs $10.30.

So Epensip!

So I Paid For The Flowers While She Paid For The Card.

While Waiting For Her Brudder To Arrived To Buy The Cake

We Walked Around First.

I Felt Macam Paham Lyk That Holding The Flowers.

People Sure Think Im So Sweet Buy For Aisyah.

When Actually Its For Her Mum.

HAHAHA.

So Yeah After Her Brudder Arrived

I Headed Home.

So Yeah Below Are All The Pictures!

Tomorrow Ill Update About What Syam Did Today.

Pretty Cool!

Stay Tuned!

BUBBYE!

ridhwan =)

Nurul Aisyah With Her Mum

She Wrote This On The Envelope

I Do Not Know Why She Drew My Teeth There

She Says Its Cute!

HAHA

The "Bookuet" Of Flowers

She Didnt Wanna Snap A Pic Of Herself

Isnt The Cake Cute?

Haa Yeah Thats All For Today!

Labels: Happy Birthday