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SICK SICK SICK

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 ( 10:44 PM )

SORRY TONIGHT NO RANDOM POST FOR YOU.
I AM NOT FEELING WELL & JUST ATE MY MEDICINE.
FEELING DROWSY RIGHT NOW.
.
The
threeBOREDkukuheads™
WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERYONE A
HAPPY NEW YEAR
IN ADVANCE.
.
NO UPDATES FOR QUITE SOMETIME I GUESS AS
-31ST DECEMBER-
MOST PROBABLY GO OUT COUNTDOWN.
GO HOME AND SLEEP AFTER THAT.
-1ST JANUARY-
11.30AM TO 5PM WORKING.
GO HOME AND SLEEP AFTER THAT.
-2ND JANUARY-
10AM TO 10PM SCHOOL BRIDGE LEADER EVENT.
GO HOME AND SLEEP AFTER THAT.
-3RD JANUARY-
4PM TO 1030PM WORKING.
GO HOME AND SLEEP AFTER THAT.
-4TH JANUARY-
WHOLE DAY FREE & HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO BLOG.
.
ILL SEE IF I HAVE THE
TIME DURING ONE OF THE DAYS..
IF I HAVE I WILL DEFINITELY BLOG OF COURSE.
SO YEAH ILL SEE HOW YEAH?
.
GOSH WHAT A PACK
SCHEDULE I HAVE.

.
I DEFINITELY NEED LOTS OF REST.
BEEN WORKING ALMOST ALL DAY
SINCE THE HOLIDAYS
& I GOT SICK.
.
I HAVE BEEN COUGHING NON STOP LIKE
AN OLD MAN FOR A WEEK ALREADY.
I ALSO HAVE SOAR THROAT.
MY BOTH EYES HAVE BEEN RED
DUE TO LACK OF SLEEP.
.
SO YEAH I AM GOING OFF NOW.
MY EYES ARE REALLY HEAVY
DUE TO THE MEDICINE.
GOOD BYE PEOPLE!
TAKE CARE!
KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING!
.
RIDHWAN
KUKUHEAD

NEW URL

Monday, December 29, 2008 ( 11:29 PM )

HEY SO THIS IS OUR NEW URL.
NO MORE LONG LONG IRRITATING URL.

JUST A SIMPLE ONE.
.
ACTUALLY WE HAVE BEEN WANTING TO
CHANGE OUR URL FOR SO LONG
BUT WE DIDNT BECAUSE WE CANNOT
IMAGINE OURSELVES TAGGING
EVERYONE'S BLOG JUST TO RELINK US.
ITS LIKE SOO TROUBLESOME.
.
SO TODAY WHEN I CAME HOME FROM WORK
SOMEONE TAGGED AND SAID
WHETHER SHE COULD LINK
US AT HER BLOG BECAUSE OUR URL IS TOO LONG
AND TROUBLESOME FOR HER TO TYPE EVERYTIME.
SO I DECIDED YEAH WHY NOT MAKE IT EASY FOR EVERYONE.
.
I WAS TAGGING HALFWAY
WHEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF AM I GONNA LIKE
TAG 63 BLOGS JUST TO TELL THEM
THAT IVE CHANGED MY LINK?
.
SO I CREATED A NEW URL AND THE
OLD URL I PLACED A PICTURE
THAT LINKS TO OUR NEW URL.
DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING?
DONT WORRY.
I ALSO DONT UNDERSTAND.
JUST GO HERE TO SEE.
http://www.who-the-hell-invented-blogs.blogspot.com
.
SO YEAH RELINK US IF YOU HAVE NOT YEAH?
REMEMBER TO RELINK IT AS
threeBOREDkukuheads™
AND NOT UNDER MY NAME.
TO THOSE WHO WANNA LINK US AT YOUR BLOG
ITS ALL UP2U.
DONT HAVE TO ASK US.
HEEHEE
.
RIDHWAN KUKUHEAD

names

( 12:39 PM )

HEYHEYHEY
JUST WOKE UP FROM BED
AND BEFORE I GOT READY FOR WORK
SOMETHING CAME UP TO MY MIND.
HAHAHA
.
THE TOPIC TODAY IS
NAMES OF PEOPLE.
.
SOME ARE WEIRD.
SOME ARE UNIQUE.
.
I HAVE A FRIEND WITH A NAME
NURULAIN.
YES THERE ISNT ANY SPACING
AFTER THE NURUL.
ITS COMMON TO FIND
NURUL AIN.
BUR HERS IS
NURULAIN.
I TOLD HER MAYBE WHEN SHE WAS BORN
THE HOSPITAL SHE WAS AT
HAD A FAULTY SPACEBAR AT THE
KEYBOARD SO WHEN THEY ENTERED
HER NAME IN THE SYSTEM
THEY COULDNT PRESS THE SPACEBAR..
SO I CAN CALL HER
NUR-ULAIN
NURU-LAIN.
I DONT UNDERSTAND PARENTS WHO GAVE THEIR
CHILDREN LONG LONG NAMES.
ESPECIALLY THEIR DAUGHTERS.
ITS A TREND AMONG YOUNG MALAY COUPLES.
.
I HAVE A FRIEND.
HER NAME IS QUITE LONG.
SITI DIAN NATASHA BTE AZAMAN.
THE FIRST TIME I MET HER I ASKED HER
CAN HER FULL NAME FIT IN HER IC?
THEN I ASKED HER I AM SURE GOING TO MALAYSIA
IS A HASSLE BECAUSE SHE WILL TAKE SOME TIME
TO FILL IN THE WHITE CARDS AT MALAYSIA
AS HER NAME IS SUPER LONG.
IMAGINE MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
FILLING UP FORMS WILL BE A BREEZE!
HAHAHA
I DO HAVE A FRIEND WHOSE NAME IS
ALI BIN ABU.
BUT WHEN YOU SAY HIS NAME REAL FAST
IT WILL SOUND QUITE VULGAR.
KANNINABU
HAHAHA
.
THEN I HAVE A FRIEND HIS NAME IS
ABU BAKAR BIN ALEEM.
HIS NAME CAN BE TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH.
ASH BURN BIN INNOCENT.
HAHAHA
TO NON MALAYS SORRY
YOU WONT QUITE UNDERSTAND.
.
I FIND HIS NAME QUITE CUTE.
ITS LIKE WHEN I WANNA CALL HIM
ILL COVER UP MY FACE AND OPEN UP
WHILE SAYING
AHHHH BOOO!!!
.
I WANNA ASK YOU PEOPLE.
I DONT KNOW WHETHER IT HAPPENS
TO EVEYONE.
IN YOUR PHONEBOOK
ARE THE NAMES
STARTING WITH S THE LONGEST?
THEN R & A ARE QUITE LONG TOO.
.
I STILL REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY TWO.
I ACTUALLY HATED MY NAME FOR A DAY.
I HANDED IN MY HOMEWORK
AND I DIDNT WRITE MY NAME ON IT.
IT HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES.
SO MY TEACHER PUNISHED ME.
SHE MADE ME WRITE MY FULL NAME 200 TIMES.
I HAD TO WRITE
MY NAME IS MUHAMMAD RIDHWAN BIN ROSLAN.
I WENT HOME AND SCOLDED MY MUM
WHY SHE HAD TO GIVE ME SUCH A LONG NAME.
IMAGINE IF MY NAME WAS
ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
SEE THE SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE????
I THINK IF THAT WAS MY NAME
I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY TEACHER IS A KANINABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
.
I AM SURE SHE WOULDNT HAD REALISED IT.
.
SOME OF MY CHINESE FRIENDS
HAVE FUNNY NAMES TOO.
SHI TING = SHITTING
WEI TING = WAITING
POH CHING = POACHING
MEI TING =MATING
WAN TING = WANTING
.
WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY 5
THERE IS THIS SMALL BOY
WE USE TO POKE FUN OF.
HIS NAME WAS
FOO YONG ZHONG.
SO WE CALLED HIM
YONG TAU FOO.
THEN AFTER HIS PARENTS DIVORCED
AND HIS MUM MARRIED AGAIN
HIS MUM RENAMED HIM
FOO YONG JIE.
SO THE NEXT DAY OUR TEACHER
ANNOUNCED TO THE CLASS
THAT HIS NAME IS NOW YONG JIE.
THEN I SHOUTED ITS NO USE
TO CHANGE HIS NAME
BECAUSE THE FOO & YONG
IS STILL THERE
SO WE STILL CAN CALL HIM
YONG TAU FOO.
HAHAHAHA
I WONDER HOW IS HE NOW.
.
IF IM NOT WRONG
IN ONE OF THE EUROPE COUNTRIES
IT IS A CRIME TO NAME YOUR PET
AFTER A HUMAN NAME FOR EXAMPLE ROGER.
YOU CAN ONLY NAME YOUR PETS
LIKE TING TING.
GET ROUGHLY WHAT I MEAN?
ITS AGAINST THE LAW BECAUSE
IT IS TO PREVENT PEOPLE
FROM GETTING EMBARRASSED.
IMAGINE YOUR NAME IS ROGER AND YOU ARE
WALKING IN THE PARK.
THEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE
CALLED OUT YOUR NAME BUT
WHEN YOU TURN AROUND
THE PERSON WAS ACTUALLY CALLING HIS DOG.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
.
I READ NEWSPAPER EVERYDAY
AND I HAVE COME ACROSS ARTICLES
ABOUT PARENTS IN THE WEST
GIVING THEIR CHILDEN STUPID NAMES
LIKE RONALD.
SO THEIR SURNAME IS MACDONALD.
SO THAT BOY BECOMES
RONALD MACDONALD.
THEN THERE WAS THIS TWINS.
THEIR PARENTS NAMED THEM FISH & CHIPS.
THEN THERE WAS ADOLF HITLER.
AND ALSO
ONE OF THE FAMILY
THEIR SURNAME IS DICK.
THEY NAMED THEIR DAUGHTER
ANITA.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SHE WAS
TO SAY HER NAME QUICKLY?
ANITA DICK!
IT WILL SOUND LIKE
I NEED A DICK.
I SIMPLY DONT UNDERSTAND THOSE PARENTS.
THEY NEVER THINK HOW WILL THEIR CHILDREN
GROW UP TO BE LIKE.
IMAGINE GOING TO SCHOOL
AND GETTING PEOPLE TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR NAME.
A NAME IS SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE TO BE
PROUD OF AS IT SYMBOLISES YOU
AND ITS A WAY PEOPLE RECOGNISE YOU.
IMAGINE HAVING A STUPID NAME
STUCK TO YOU FOR LIFE.
.
NOT ONLY IN THE WEST WE
HAVE STUPID PARENTS.
WE HAVE ONE IN ASIA TOO.

THIS IS JAMAL ABDILLAH.
HE IS A SINGER IN MALAYSIA
WANNA GUESS WHAT HE NAMED HIS SON?
OF ALL NAMES IT WAS
OSAMA.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.
WOULDNT IT BE HARD IF THAT BOY
WANNA FURTHER HIS STUDIES IN AMERICA
OR SOMETHING?
HE WOULD BE MOCKED AT.
.
AT LEAST THIS GUY BELOW HAS A UNIQUE NAME.

OF ALL NAMES
IT HAD TO BE EMAIL.
HE CANT WORK IN OFFICES.
HE WILL GET PARANOID
WHEN HIS COLLEAGUES KEEP ON SAYING HIS NAME
WHEN THEY WANNA SEND OR
RECEIVE DOCUMENTS VIA THE NET.
.
OHH LAST BUT NOT LEAST.
WE HAVE OUR VERY OWN NAME CELEBRITY
FROM SINGAPORE.
MANY PEOPLE THINK ITS A EDITED PICTURE.
BUT TRUST ME.
HE DOES EXIST HERE.
.

I HAD A FRIEND WHOSE FATHER'S NAME
IS SUPARMAN.
BUT I NEVER HEARD OF A BATMAN BEFORE.
BUT HIS NAME ISNT PRONOUCED AS BATMAN.
ITS PRONOUCED AS
BAAT-MAAN
.
HOW WOULD HE NAME HIS CHILD?
NEMMIND I SHOULD NOT MAKE FUN OF HIM.
.
SO YEAH IN THE FUTURE
PLEASE THINK CAREFULLY WHEN YOU ARE
CHOOSING A NAME FOR YOUR CHILD.
YES SOME NAMES MIGHT BE CUTE.
WHEN THEY ARE YOUNG IT IS CUTE TO CALL
THEM BATMAN.
BUT IMAGINE WHEN HE IS 30++
AND YOU CALL HIM THAT.
ITS QUITE EMBARRASING RIGHT?
.
LUCKILY MY PARENTS
JUST NAMED ME
MUHAMMAD RIDHWAN.

announcement

( 1:30 AM )

TO EVERYONE WHO HAVE LINKED
THIS BLOG AT THEIRS
PLEASE LINK IT AS
threeBOREDkukuheads™
.
DO NOT LINK IT UNDER MY NAME
OR ANY OTHER NAMES
BECAUSE THIS IS A SHARED BLOG.
THANK YOU VERY NICE!
.
RIDHWAN

MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

( 1:03 AM )

WOOTS WOOTS
2009
IS COMING!
TIME FLIES SO FAST.
THAT MEANS ILL BE 19.
AIYOO SO OLD.
THEN NS ALSO COMING AT 20.
AIYOOO!
I CANT IMAGINE MYSELF BOTAK!
NEMMIND NEMMIND.
SO YEAH NEW YEAR IS COMING.
PEOPLE WILL BE BUSY COMING OUT WITH THEIR
RESOLUTIONS BUT AFTER COUNTDOWN
HAPPY HAPPY CELEBRATE
THEY WILL TOTALLY FORGET
ABOUT THEIR RESOLUTIONS.
SO YEAH MY RESOLUTIONS
EVERY YEAR ARE SIMPLE AND I HAVE BEEN
ABLE TO FULFILL ALMOST ALL.
SO THESE ARE MY 2009 MASTER PLANS.
HAHAHAHA
.
-NUMBER ONE-

LEARN TO LOVE SCHOOL MORE
AND BE PUNCTUAL.
COME SCHOOL TO STUDY AND NOT
GOGGLE AT GIRLS.
STOP ANNOYING THE AUNTIE CLEANER
AND STOP FLIRTING WITH THE AUNTIE
SELLING NOODLES AT THE CANTEEN.
.
-NUMBER TWO-

WORK MORE & SPEND LESS.
SAVE ALL THE MONEY I CAN
FOR MY FUTURE
SO THAT I CAN GET MARRIED
AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
HAHAHA
SAVE SOME MONEY FOR BRACES TOO!
DONT LAUGH EH!
.
-NUMBER THREE-

CONTINUE TO STAY SMOKE-FREE.
STAY KENTAL.
.
-NUMBER FOUR-

CONTINUE TO SAY NO TO LIQUOR/ALCOHOL.
SAY NO TO
KENCING SETAN!
DRINK BANDUNG INSTEAD
AND GET HIGH!
.
-NUMBER FIVE-

CONTINUE TO SAY NO TO CLUBBING.
TO SOME PEOPLE ITS STUPID NOT TO CLUB.
BUT TO ME
I DONT NEED SUCH ENTERTAINMENTS.
AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
.
-NUMBER SIX-

OF COURSE STAY DRUG-FREE.
I MAY BE SO SKINNY THAT MY DAD SAID I LOOK
LIKE A DRUG ADDICT.
BUT TRUST ME
IM NOT OKAY!
.
-NUMBER SEVEN-

HEHEHE
FIND A GIRLFRIEND LIKE AGYNESS DEYN!
WOOTS WOOTS!
SEEMS RATHER IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT NEVERMIND.
EVERY MAN HAS HIS DREAMS.
.
-NUMBER EIGHT-

BUY NEW SOCKS!
STOP WEARING SOCKS WITH HOLES!
ALL MY SOCKS LOOKS LIKE THOSE ABOVE!
DONT LAUGH EHH!
ITS A TWO IN ONE SOCKS.
ITS A SOCK+ANKLE GUARD.
REALLI.
TRUST ME.
.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
-NUMBER NINE-

LEARN TO SHOW LOVE TO MY PARENTS MORE.
I DO LOVE THEM VERY MUCH
BUT THERE IS JUST THIS STUPID EGO IN ME
THAT STOPS ME FROM SHOWING THEM
THAT I CARE AND LOVE THEM SO MUCH!
I LOVE YOU MUM & DAD
&&
ALSO
AGYNESS DEYN!
HEHEHE
.
SO YEAH THAT IS MY RESOLUTION FOR 2009.
AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
.
NUMBER ONE
IS THE HARDEST.
ILL STILL BE LATE.
ILL STILL BE LOOKING AT GIRLS IN SCHOOL.
BOYS WILL BE BOYS.
.
NUMBER THREE, FOUR, FIVE & SIX
ARE THE EASIEST.
IM NOT THAT EASILY INFLUENCED
SO I WONT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS SAYING
NO TO THESE STUPID UNNECCESARY THINGS.
.
NUMBER SEVEN
IS QUITE HARD TOO.
JUST WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRL THAT DOESNT
SMOKE/DRINK/CLUB
THESE DAYS.
SURE HAVE BUT ALL GEEKS.
HAHAHA
.
NUMBER EIGHT
IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT.
IF TORN THEN JUST USE.
MUST SAVE MONEY TO FULFILL NUMBER TWO.
.
NUMBER NINE
HMM NO COMMENT.
THAT ONE YOU DONT HAVE TO KNOW.
.
SO YEAH THAT IS ALL I GOTTA SAY IN THIS POST!

TAKE CARE YEAH PEOPLE!
KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING!
HATE TAGS ARE WELCOMED TOO.
.
RIDHWAN

I THINK I AM IN LOVE

Saturday, December 27, 2008 ( 4:33 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

RIDHWAN HERE.

IT HAS BEEN QUITE SOME TIME

SINCE I LAST BLOG.

HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH WORK LATELY.

RECENTLY

A FRIEND OF MINE INTRODUCED

ME TO THIS GIRL.

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

AND HAS STRONG FACIAL FEATURES.

I THINK IM IN LOVE.

WITH SOMEONE WHOM I KNOW ILL NEVER GET.

WANNA KNOW WHO?

ILL SHOW YOU SOME PICTURES OF HER.

ITS AGYNESS DEYN!

PRONOUNCED AS AGNES DEEN

NOT A-GEE-NESS-DAY-N.

SHE IS A SUPERMODEL IN AMERICA.

I AM SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE SEEN HER IN

MAGAZINES, INTERNET AND EVERYWHERE!

GOSH SHE IS SO PRETTY

THAT SHE IS EVERYWHERE NOW.

SHE IS ON MY PSP WALLPAPER.

SHE IS ON MY DESKTOP WALLPAPER.

SHE IS ON MY MSN NICK.

SHE IS ON MY MSN DISPLAY PICTURE.

AND NOW

SHE IS ON MY BLOG POST.

IM OBSESSED WITH HER!

CAN SOMEONE FIND FOR ME A POSTER OF HER?

THEN SHE CAN BE IN MY ROOM!

WOOO!

LATELY IVE BEEN READING BOUT HER ON THE NET

AND WATCHING HER VIDS ON YOUTUBE.

IF YOU WANNA KNOW

THE SONG THAT IS PLAYING IN MY BLOG NOW

IS SANG BY HER TOO!

HAHAHA

NICE RIGHT THE SONG?

OF COURSE LAA.

SHE SING ONE WHAT.

OF COURSE NICE!

HEHEHE.

AIYOYO SHE IS SOO HOT HOT HOT!

NEMMIND YOU ALL WILL THINK IM NUTS.

ITS OKAY I DONT MIND.

IGNORE ME WHILE I DROOL

LOOKING AT HER.

BYE BYE PEOPLE!

NOW I SHALL CONTINUE DROOLING AT HER.

PRETTY RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT??
OKAY ENOUGH ALREADY.
BYE BYE!
.
.
RIDHWAN

WORK WORK WORK

Friday, December 26, 2008 ( 3:16 AM )

ridhwan here.

sorry i have been so busy working lately.

by the time i get home ill be exhausted.

so ill update this blog whenever i have the time.

in the meantime maybe you

wanna entertain yourself by

reading our archives?

watch our previous Vlogs or something?

take care people!

keep those tags coming!

HAIRSTYLES

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 ( 2:06 AM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

OKAY TODAY IM GONNA BLOG ABOUT

HAIRSTYLES.

THAT EXPLAINS THE PICTURE ABOVE.

IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR 18 YEARS

AND I HAVE STILL YET TO FIND

A HAIRSTYLE THAT SUITS ME.

WHATEVER HAIRSTYLE I DO

IT JUST LOOKS WEIRD.

THE IRONY IS THAT MY FATHER IS A BARBER.

FATHER BARBER BUT SON HAIR LIKE SHIT.

HAHAHAHA

OKAY THE HAIRSTYLE THAT I KEPT

THE LONGEST LOOKS LIKE THIS.

DONT LAUGH.

I KNOW IT LOOKS STUPID.

THIS IS APU FROM THE SIMPSONS.

IF YOU DONT BELIEVE I HAVE THE SAME

HAIRSTYLE AS APU THEN SCROLL DOWN.
.

CLEAR ENOUGH?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS HAIRSTYLE LASTED FOR 11 YEARS.

FROM PRI 1 TILL SEC 5!

IT WAS MY TRADEMARK.

PEOPLE REMEMBERED ME BY MY

CURRYPUFF FRINGE.

MY HAIRSTYLE WAS LIKE THAT

FOR 11 YEARS BECAUSE MY FATHER

IS THE ONE WHO CUTS MY HAIR.

NO MATTER HOW I WANT IT TO BE

HE WILL STILL CUT IT LIKE

HOW HE WANTS IT TO BE.

IF I COMPLAIN THEN HE WILL SAY

HE CUT FOR FREE THEN I STILL WANNA COMPLAIN.

OF COURSE LAA!

WHO WANNA PAY IF YOU DONT FOLLOW THE

WAY YOU WANT IT TO BE!
BUT I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP

QUIET BECAUSE HE IS THE ONE

WHO HOLDS THE SCISSORS.

SO AFTER HE IS DONE WITH MY HAIR

ILL JUST QUIETLY SWEEP THE FLOOR

AND LEAVE HIS SHOP.

HAHAHAHA

THEN MY EX-GIRLFRIEND MADE

ME CHANGED MY HAIRSTYLE.

I DONT HAVE THE PICTURE

AS I FORGOT WHERE I PLACE IT.

SHE USED TO STYLE IT FOR ME.

IT WAS NICE BUT AFTER WE BROKE OFF

I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO STYLE THE WAY

SHE DID IT SO I DID IT ANYHOW.
.

SO IT TURNED OUT THIS WAY.

SEE BELOW.

SOME GIRLS IN MY SCHOOL

SAID I LOOK LIKE JIMMY NEUTRON!

YOU KNOW WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE!

HAHAHA

BUT I AGREE WITH THEM.

WIDE FOREHEAD+SPIKED HAIR AT THE FRONT

THEN AFTER A FEW MONTHS WITH THAT HAIR

I GOT LAZY TO STYLE IT SO I LET IT BE FLAT

AND I LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THE PEOPLE BELOW.

YEAH THE BEATLES HUH!

COOL WHAT!

SEE THE PICTURE BELOW.

OKAY RIGHT FLAT?

SOME SAY I LOOK LIKE A GEEK.

SOME SAY I LOOK DECENT.

SOME SAY I LOOK LIKE

THOSE CHILL CHILL TYPE.
I PREFER ALL THESE THAN BEING LABELLED

A TYPICAL MAT REP.

SO NOW IM THINKING OF A NEW HAIRSTYLE.

GIVE ME SOME OPINIONS.

SHOULD I DO LIKE HIM?

SEE BELOW.

HAHAHA

IF I EVER DO THAT I THINK

PEOPLE WILL SLAP MY FACE WITH SLIPPERS SIA!

RAMBUT MANGKOK!

BOWL HAIRSTYLE IN MALAY.

OR SHOULD I DO KEEP MY HAIR LONG

LIKE THIS GUY BELOW?

WTH!

MULLET+FLAT TOP HAIRSTYLE!

DYE MY HAIR GREEN SUMMORE!
LIKE AH BENG SIA.

OR SHOULD I DO CENTERPARTING

LIKE MY FRIEND BELOW?
THE ONE IN RED

OR LIKE MY OTHER CLASSMATE BELOW?

HAA THE PREVIOUS TWO PICTURES

ARE NOT THEIR ACTUAL HAIRSTYLES.

THEY WERE JUST PLAYING AROUND.

I FOUND SOME STUPID PICTURES ON THE NET.

HERE YOU GO.

HE MADE HIS HAIR LOOK LIKE A CAP!

COOL OR WHAT SIA!

OHH OR SHOULD I KEEP MY HAIR

FREAKING LONG?

I HAVE ALOT OF EXAMPLES OF ME

WITH LONG HAIR.

HAHAHA

RIDHWAN KAPOOR?

FREAKY HUH?

HAHA

IMAGINE IF YOUR DAUGHTERS

LOOK LIKE THOSE ABOVE.
.

BOB MARLEY?

BUT I AM MOP MARLEY INSTEAD.

.
OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST KEEP

MY HAIR AS IT IS NOW.

JUST A LIL BIT LONGER.

COME I GIVE EXAMPLE.
.

HOW?

CAN CAN CAN?

HAHAHA
.

OR ILL JUST BE THE IRRITATING GEEK THAT

EVERYONE KNOWS.

SO YEAH THAT IS ALL I GOTTA POST.

HAHAHA

TAKE CARE YEAH PEOPLE!

RIDHWAN

SOMEONE ANNOYING YET SWEET

Sunday, December 21, 2008 ( 9:22 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

WOOHOO IT HAS BEEN

SO LONG SINCED I LAST BLOG.

THANKS TO THIS

STUPID SPYWARE VIRUS.

I HAD TO SEND MY CPU FOR REPAIR

AND THEY FORMATTED MY HARD DRIVE

AND NOW EVERYTHING IS GONE!

NO MORE PHOTOSHOP & LOTS MORE!

ALL MY ANNOYING EMOTICONS AT MSN

ARE GONE TOO!

OKAY SO NOW MY MIND IS KINDA BLANK.

NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED RECENTLY.

THEN I REMEMBERED I ONCE

PROMISED THIS ONE GIRL

CENTURIES AGO THAT I WILL BLOG ABOUT HER.

SO YEAH HERE IT IS.

SHE'S GONNA BLOG BOUT ME TOO

AND WE WILL POST IT AT THE SAME TIME

YELAH NAK SURPRISE KONON!

HAHAHA

NURFERRAHIN

IS HER NAME.

A WEIRD YET UNIQUE NAME.

THERE IS A HIDDEN MEANING IN HER NAME.

WANNA KNOW THE MEANING?

NUR-FERRA-HIN

NUR MEANS A RAY OF LIGHT IN ARABIC.

FERRA COMES FROM THE NAME

FERRARI BECAUSE SHE CLAIMS HER DAD WANTS

HER TO BE NAMED AFTER SOMETHING

LEADING IN THE WORLD.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
LASTLY, HIN COMES FROM A JAPANESE

CARTOON CHARACTER.

SHE SAID HER MUM SAID SHE LOOKED SIMILAR

TO IT WHEN SHE WAS A BABY.

YEAH SO THAT WAS HOW THE

NAME CAME ABOUT.

LUCKILY THE LEADING CAR BRAND WASNT TOYOTA.

IF NOT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

NURTOYOHIN.

HAHAHA

THIS IS A CLOSE UP PICTURE OF HER.

SHE ADDED ME UP ON FRIENDSTER

ON THE 24TH OF AUGUST.

SHE CALLED HERSELF

FERRA SUNSHINE

AND AT HER FIRST COMMENT THE END OF IT

SHE PUT SUNSHINE.

SO I REPLIED HER COMMENT AND

AT THE END OF IT I PUT RAINBOW.

HAHAHA

SO SHE STARTED CALLING ME RAINBOW

AFTER THAT AND I CALLED HER SUNSHINE.

IT WAS WEIRD AS HER BOYFRIEND'S

NAME IS SIMILAR TO MINE.

HEEHEE

AND YEAH I GOTTA TELL YOU THAT

THERE IS ONE THING ABOUT HER

THAT I WANT MY FUTURE WIFE TO HAVE.

HAHAHAHAHA

ITS HER LIPS!

GOSH YOU SHOULD SEE HOW THICK IT IS!

BIBIR NEGRO EHH FERRA?

HAHAHAHA

SEE FOR YOURSELF!
EVEN ANGELINA JOLIE WILL LOSE OUT TO HERS!
I THINK I KNOW HER SECRET.
BOTOX EHH FERRA??
HAHAHA
NAHH ITS 100% NATURAL.
SURE ANOT FERRA?
HAHAHA
ONE MORE THING ABOUT HER IS THAT
SHE IS IRRITATING LIKE ME!
HAHAHA
SHE IS MY SHIFUU WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE.
AND IM HER LISTENING EAR WHEN
IT COMES TO HER LOVE.
SO YEAH I THINK THATS ALL?

NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE ANNOYS ME

SHE IS STILL A SWEET & SINCERE PERSON.
HMMM I WONDER WHAT WILL
SHE SAY ABOUT ME.
.
RIDHWAN

announcement

( 7:44 PM )

updating blog pretty soon.

come back later yeah?

ridhwan

announcement

Friday, December 19, 2008 ( 5:51 PM )

ridhwan here.

this blog will be dead for several days.

my CPU is at sim lim.

under repair.

haiyaaa.

TRUST ME THAT JAPAN IS A WEIRD COUNTRY

Wednesday, December 17, 2008 ( 11:36 AM )

HEY HEY HEY

RIDHWAN HERE AGAIN.

IM GLAD MANY PEOPLE LOVED

MY PREVIOUS POST.

HAHAHA

MAS SELAMAT'S PRISONBREAK VERSION

IS THE FUNNIEST I THINK.

WELL TODAY IM GOING OUT.

SO BEFORE I LEAVE I WANNA

BLOG ABOUT SOMETHING RANDOM AGAIN.

SO YEAH ONCE AGAIN I BROWSE

THRU MY HARD DISK.

MY HARD DISK IS FULL OF STUPID

PICTURES & VIDEOS.

THEN I FOUND THESE

REALLY REALLY

WEIRD/STUPID INVENTIONS

FROM THE JAPANESE.

COME LET ME SHOW YOU.

THE INVENTION ABOVE

IS TO HELP YOU STAND STEADILY

WHILE YOU SLEEP IN THE TRAIN

IN CASE THERE ARENT ANY SEATS.

LIKE WHAT THE HELL?

THIS ONE WORKS

LIKE THOSE GLUESTICKS

YOU USED IN PRIMARY SCHOOL ART & CRAFT.

ITS BUTTER & ITS EASY TO USE

AND CAN BE BROUGHT ANYWHERE.

IF IT COMES IN DIFFERENT FLAVOUR

IT WOULD BE GREAT.

AHH THIS ONE IS FOR THOSE

WHO HAVE FLU.

EVERYTIME YOU SNEEZE JUST REACH

FOR THE TOP AND GRAB A TISSUE.

IT SURE LOOKS STUPID BUT ITS HANDY RIGHT?

THIS ONE ARE FOR GIRLS

WITH LONG HAIR.

THOSE WHO DON'T USUALLY TIE UP THEIR

HAIR WILL FIND IT DIFFICULT TO EAT

AS THEIR HAIR WILL FALL

INFRONT OF THEIR FACES.

SO ONCE YOU WEAR THIS THING

IT WILL HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK.

GOSH THIS ONE LOOKS STUPID.

ITS LIKE AUDIO TECHNICA HEADPHONES

EXCEPT ITS TERBALIK.

HAHAHA
IF IM NOT WRONG THIS ONE

IS FOR THOSE WHO CANT HEAR CLEARLY.

SO YOU USE THIS TO HEAR BETTER.

THIS ONE IS FOR MOTHERS.

ONCE THEIR BABIES ARE ASLEEP

THEY WILL JUST PLACE THIS PILLOWS

SO THAT THE BABY FEELS THAT

THE MOTHER IS STILL THERE?

HAHAHA

THIS ONE IS FOR LONELY GUYS.

IF THEY FEEL SO LONELY THEY CAN

USE THIS PILLOW SO THAT THEY FEEL

AS THOUGH THEY ARE LYING ON A WOMAN'S LAP.

THIS ONE NO NEED MUCH EXPLANATION.

THIS ONE IS SO THAT WHENEVER IT RAINS
YOUR SHOES WONT GET WET.

THIS ONE BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE.

WHOLE BODY WONT GET WET.

THIS ONE IS SO THAT WHEN YOU SLEEP

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ROLL

YOUR PILLOW IS TILL THERE.

HAHAHAHA

I CANT TAHAN LAUGHING AT HER FACE.

MUKA BUSUK!

THIS ONE IS FOR LAZY PEOPLE.

DONT WANT HOLD UMBRELLA

JUST STICK IT TO YOUR HEAD.

BUT IF GOT STRONG WIND THEN YOUR HEAD WILL

LIKE GO BACKWARDS I THINK?

THIS ONE IS THE MOST USEFUL IN SINGAPORE!

IVE HAD ENOUGH OF PEOPLE

LEANING ON MY SHOULDERS IN THE TRAIN

WHILE THEY SLEEP.

GOT ONCE THIS GIRL LEANED ON ME.

QUITE PRETTY LAA.

SO I JUST KEEP QUIET LAA.

IF APEK APEK I SURE NUDGE ALREADY.

SINCE SHE PRETTY I ALSO JUST KEPT QUIET.

SEKALI SUDDENLY MY SHOULDER FEEL WET SIA!

HER SALIVA DROOLED ONTO MY SHIRT.

I WAS LIKE WTH!

THEN REACH HER STOP SHE WOKE UP.

THEN I WAS LIKE WAHLAOO ALOT SIA!

THEN SHE SAW THEN SHE PAISEHH

SO SHE JUST ALIGHTED AT THE NEXT STOP.

NEVER EVEN SAY SORRY.

THANKS EHH!

KLAHH KLAHH IM LATE ALREADY.

ANYTHING DO TAG YEAH PEOPLE!

BYE BYE!

RIDHWAN