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Monday, December 29, 2008 ( 12:39 PM )

HEYHEYHEY
JUST WOKE UP FROM BED
AND BEFORE I GOT READY FOR WORK
SOMETHING CAME UP TO MY MIND.
HAHAHA
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THE TOPIC TODAY IS
NAMES OF PEOPLE.
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SOME ARE WEIRD.
SOME ARE UNIQUE.
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I HAVE A FRIEND WITH A NAME
NURULAIN.
YES THERE ISNT ANY SPACING
AFTER THE NURUL.
ITS COMMON TO FIND
NURUL AIN.
BUR HERS IS
NURULAIN.
I TOLD HER MAYBE WHEN SHE WAS BORN
THE HOSPITAL SHE WAS AT
HAD A FAULTY SPACEBAR AT THE
KEYBOARD SO WHEN THEY ENTERED
HER NAME IN THE SYSTEM
THEY COULDNT PRESS THE SPACEBAR..
SO I CAN CALL HER
NUR-ULAIN
NURU-LAIN.
I DONT UNDERSTAND PARENTS WHO GAVE THEIR
CHILDREN LONG LONG NAMES.
ESPECIALLY THEIR DAUGHTERS.
ITS A TREND AMONG YOUNG MALAY COUPLES.
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I HAVE A FRIEND.
HER NAME IS QUITE LONG.
SITI DIAN NATASHA BTE AZAMAN.
THE FIRST TIME I MET HER I ASKED HER
CAN HER FULL NAME FIT IN HER IC?
THEN I ASKED HER I AM SURE GOING TO MALAYSIA
IS A HASSLE BECAUSE SHE WILL TAKE SOME TIME
TO FILL IN THE WHITE CARDS AT MALAYSIA
AS HER NAME IS SUPER LONG.
IMAGINE MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
FILLING UP FORMS WILL BE A BREEZE!
HAHAHA
I DO HAVE A FRIEND WHOSE NAME IS
ALI BIN ABU.
BUT WHEN YOU SAY HIS NAME REAL FAST
IT WILL SOUND QUITE VULGAR.
KANNINABU
HAHAHA
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THEN I HAVE A FRIEND HIS NAME IS
ABU BAKAR BIN ALEEM.
HIS NAME CAN BE TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH.
ASH BURN BIN INNOCENT.
HAHAHA
TO NON MALAYS SORRY
YOU WONT QUITE UNDERSTAND.
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I FIND HIS NAME QUITE CUTE.
ITS LIKE WHEN I WANNA CALL HIM
ILL COVER UP MY FACE AND OPEN UP
WHILE SAYING
AHHHH BOOO!!!
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I WANNA ASK YOU PEOPLE.
I DONT KNOW WHETHER IT HAPPENS
TO EVEYONE.
IN YOUR PHONEBOOK
ARE THE NAMES
STARTING WITH S THE LONGEST?
THEN R & A ARE QUITE LONG TOO.
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I STILL REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY TWO.
I ACTUALLY HATED MY NAME FOR A DAY.
I HANDED IN MY HOMEWORK
AND I DIDNT WRITE MY NAME ON IT.
IT HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES.
SO MY TEACHER PUNISHED ME.
SHE MADE ME WRITE MY FULL NAME 200 TIMES.
I HAD TO WRITE
MY NAME IS MUHAMMAD RIDHWAN BIN ROSLAN.
I WENT HOME AND SCOLDED MY MUM
WHY SHE HAD TO GIVE ME SUCH A LONG NAME.
IMAGINE IF MY NAME WAS
ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
SEE THE SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE????
I THINK IF THAT WAS MY NAME
I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY TEACHER IS A KANINABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
MY NAME IS ALI BIN ABU.
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I AM SURE SHE WOULDNT HAD REALISED IT.
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SOME OF MY CHINESE FRIENDS
HAVE FUNNY NAMES TOO.
SHI TING = SHITTING
WEI TING = WAITING
POH CHING = POACHING
MEI TING =MATING
WAN TING = WANTING
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WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY 5
THERE IS THIS SMALL BOY
WE USE TO POKE FUN OF.
HIS NAME WAS
FOO YONG ZHONG.
SO WE CALLED HIM
YONG TAU FOO.
THEN AFTER HIS PARENTS DIVORCED
AND HIS MUM MARRIED AGAIN
HIS MUM RENAMED HIM
FOO YONG JIE.
SO THE NEXT DAY OUR TEACHER
ANNOUNCED TO THE CLASS
THAT HIS NAME IS NOW YONG JIE.
THEN I SHOUTED ITS NO USE
TO CHANGE HIS NAME
BECAUSE THE FOO & YONG
IS STILL THERE
SO WE STILL CAN CALL HIM
YONG TAU FOO.
HAHAHAHA
I WONDER HOW IS HE NOW.
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IF IM NOT WRONG
IN ONE OF THE EUROPE COUNTRIES
IT IS A CRIME TO NAME YOUR PET
AFTER A HUMAN NAME FOR EXAMPLE ROGER.
YOU CAN ONLY NAME YOUR PETS
LIKE TING TING.
GET ROUGHLY WHAT I MEAN?
ITS AGAINST THE LAW BECAUSE
IT IS TO PREVENT PEOPLE
FROM GETTING EMBARRASSED.
IMAGINE YOUR NAME IS ROGER AND YOU ARE
WALKING IN THE PARK.
THEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE
CALLED OUT YOUR NAME BUT
WHEN YOU TURN AROUND
THE PERSON WAS ACTUALLY CALLING HIS DOG.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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I READ NEWSPAPER EVERYDAY
AND I HAVE COME ACROSS ARTICLES
ABOUT PARENTS IN THE WEST
GIVING THEIR CHILDEN STUPID NAMES
LIKE RONALD.
SO THEIR SURNAME IS MACDONALD.
SO THAT BOY BECOMES
RONALD MACDONALD.
THEN THERE WAS THIS TWINS.
THEIR PARENTS NAMED THEM FISH & CHIPS.
THEN THERE WAS ADOLF HITLER.
AND ALSO
ONE OF THE FAMILY
THEIR SURNAME IS DICK.
THEY NAMED THEIR DAUGHTER
ANITA.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SHE WAS
TO SAY HER NAME QUICKLY?
ANITA DICK!
IT WILL SOUND LIKE
I NEED A DICK.
I SIMPLY DONT UNDERSTAND THOSE PARENTS.
THEY NEVER THINK HOW WILL THEIR CHILDREN
GROW UP TO BE LIKE.
IMAGINE GOING TO SCHOOL
AND GETTING PEOPLE TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR NAME.
A NAME IS SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE TO BE
PROUD OF AS IT SYMBOLISES YOU
AND ITS A WAY PEOPLE RECOGNISE YOU.
IMAGINE HAVING A STUPID NAME
STUCK TO YOU FOR LIFE.
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NOT ONLY IN THE WEST WE
HAVE STUPID PARENTS.
WE HAVE ONE IN ASIA TOO.

THIS IS JAMAL ABDILLAH.
HE IS A SINGER IN MALAYSIA
WANNA GUESS WHAT HE NAMED HIS SON?
OF ALL NAMES IT WAS
OSAMA.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.
WOULDNT IT BE HARD IF THAT BOY
WANNA FURTHER HIS STUDIES IN AMERICA
OR SOMETHING?
HE WOULD BE MOCKED AT.
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AT LEAST THIS GUY BELOW HAS A UNIQUE NAME.

OF ALL NAMES
IT HAD TO BE EMAIL.
HE CANT WORK IN OFFICES.
HE WILL GET PARANOID
WHEN HIS COLLEAGUES KEEP ON SAYING HIS NAME
WHEN THEY WANNA SEND OR
RECEIVE DOCUMENTS VIA THE NET.
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OHH LAST BUT NOT LEAST.
WE HAVE OUR VERY OWN NAME CELEBRITY
FROM SINGAPORE.
MANY PEOPLE THINK ITS A EDITED PICTURE.
BUT TRUST ME.
HE DOES EXIST HERE.
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I HAD A FRIEND WHOSE FATHER'S NAME
IS SUPARMAN.
BUT I NEVER HEARD OF A BATMAN BEFORE.
BUT HIS NAME ISNT PRONOUCED AS BATMAN.
ITS PRONOUCED AS
BAAT-MAAN
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HOW WOULD HE NAME HIS CHILD?
NEMMIND I SHOULD NOT MAKE FUN OF HIM.
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SO YEAH IN THE FUTURE
PLEASE THINK CAREFULLY WHEN YOU ARE
CHOOSING A NAME FOR YOUR CHILD.
YES SOME NAMES MIGHT BE CUTE.
WHEN THEY ARE YOUNG IT IS CUTE TO CALL
THEM BATMAN.
BUT IMAGINE WHEN HE IS 30++
AND YOU CALL HIM THAT.
ITS QUITE EMBARRASING RIGHT?
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LUCKILY MY PARENTS
JUST NAMED ME
MUHAMMAD RIDHWAN.