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HOME SICK

Saturday, January 31, 2009 ( 11:24 AM )

YESTERDAY NIGHT WANNA GUESS WHAT I SAW?

SAW

CATPORN!!

YES YES

ITS CAT PORNOGRAPHY!!

I WAS LIKE HALF ASLEEP

WHEN I HEARD SOME LOUD GROWLING.

THEN I TOOK MY HANDPHONE && FLASHED AROUND

TO SEE WHICH CATS WERE FIGHTING.

TO MY HORROR IT WAS ACTUALLY CATS MAKING LOVE!!

I NOTICED THAT WHEN CATS ARE DOING IT

THEY ARE BLOODY NOISY!!

I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO STOP THEM.

IT WAS LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING

&& THE FEMALE WAS LIKE GROWLING HERE & THERE

WHILE THE MALE WAS LIKE HUMPING UP & DOWN.

I WAS LIKE WTH??

THEN AFTER I STOPPED THEM

THEY QUICKLY GOT BACK TO THEIR

"POSITION".

I WAS LIKE KINDA SPEECHLESS.

FOR THE FIRST TIME I GOT

FRONT ROW SEAT TICKET

TO WATCH CATPORN.

THEN YEAA AFTER ABOUT 20MINS

I GUESS THEY WERE DONE

THEN I COULD SLEEP PEACEFULLY.

I MISS MY BUKIT GOMBAK HOME.

OVER THERE I JUST LIVE WITH MY 2 SISTERS.

I CAN GO AROUND THE HOUSE WITH JUST MY BOXERS.

HAHAHAHA

I CAN WATCH TV TILL 4AM IN THE MORNING.

I CAN BE ONLINE 24HOURS A DAY.

BUT OVER HERE I LIVE WITH MY GRANNY

2 AUNTS && MY FEMALE COUSIN.

I AM THE ONLY MALE IN THE HOUSE

SO I SOMEHOW FEEL AWKWARD.

EVENTHOUGH MY AUNT SAYS I CAN USE

THE LAPPY WHENEVER I WANT

ITS STILL NOT NICE TO USE IT FOR HOURS.

THE LAPPY IS NOT MINE

&& I WILL BE USING UP ALOT OF ELECTRICITY.

SO I WILL JUST USE IT TO CHECK MY MAILS

REPLY YOUR TAGS & UPDATE THIS BLOG.

SO YEAH FOR THIS MOMENT

I WILL TRY TO ADAPT TO THE NEW ENVIRONMENT.

HOPEFULLY MY DAD WILL GET A NEW HOUSE SOON.

SO YEAH HOPE YOU GUYS DON'T MIND MY SIMPLE POSTS.

I DON'T WANNA USE THE LAPPY FOR A LONG TIME.

TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING ALRIGHT.

RIDHWAN

THE

"HOME-SICK"

KUKUHEAD

second night in jurong

Friday, January 30, 2009 ( 10:55 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

WELL READ MY PREVIOUS POST??

THE 2ND NIGHT WAS SOO PEACEFUL!!

NONE OF THE CATS BOTHERED ME.

I SLEPT IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM.

WHEN THEY PLAYED THEY JUST

PLAYED NEXT TO ME.

NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY WENT NEAR ME.

MY GRANNY SAID ITS BECAUSE WHEN

I SLEPT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLROOM

THEY PLAYED WITH ME BECAUSE I WAS LIKE THEIR

NEW TOY OR PLAYGROUND AREA.

SOO THEY TRIED THEIR STUNTS ON ME.

JUMP HERE && THERE.

HAHAHA

SO YESTERDAY NIGHT WHEN I SLEPT

AT THE SIDE THEY DID NOT PLAY

BECAUSE I WAS AT THE FAR END.

SO THEY COULD NOT JUMP AROUND ME.

ONLY ONE OF THEM SLEPT NEXT TO ME.

NOW I JUST FEAR THAT THEY

MIGHT PEE ON MY STUFF

AS TO SO CALLED MARK THEIR TERRITORY

&& ALSO NOW BEFORE I LEAVE THE HOUSE

I HAVE TO REMOVE ALL THE FUR ON MY CLOTHES.

HAHAHAHA

I WILL ASK FROM MY AUNT A CAMERA

&& I WILL SNAP PICTURES OF THESE

FURRY FREAKS FROM HELL.

WELL I GOT NOTHING MUCH TO UPDATE LATELY.

SORRY YEAH.

WAN KUKUHEAD

first night in jurong

Thursday, January 29, 2009 ( 10:48 PM )

HEYHEYHEY
WELL TODAY IS MY
2ND DAY STAYING OVER IN JURONG.
TO THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW
I SHALL TELL YOU THEN.
.
I NO LONGER STAY AT BUKIT GOMBAK.
I AM NOW STAYING OVER AT MY GRANNY'S HOUSE
IN JURONG WEST AVENUE 1.
.
FIRST NIGHT MADE ME TRAUMATISED ENOUGH.
I HAD TO SLEEP IN THE HALLROOM
AS THE OTHER ROOMS ARE OCCUPIED
BY MY AUNTS && MY GRANNY.
I DON'T MIND SLEEPING OUTSIDE.
I ACTUALLY LOVE IT.
THAT WAS WHAT I THOUGHT.
HAHAHA
.
MY GRANNY USE TO HAVE ABOUT 20 CATS
BUT NOW WHEN I COUNTED JUST NOW
I THINK THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT 10 LEFT.
.
GOSH AT NIGHT SLEEPING WITH THEM
CAN MAKE ME DIE OF HEART ATTACKS!!
.
AT NIGHT ALL THE CATS WOULD
BE IN THE HALLROOM.
THE DOORS OF THE OTHER ROOMS
WILL BE CLOSED.
SO YEAA IT MEANS I HAVE TO
SLEEP IN THE HALLROOM
TOGETHER WITH THEM.
SO I PUSHED THE TABLE ASIDE
&& LAID MY MATRESS IN THE CENTRE
OF THE HALLROOM.
THE MOMENT THE MATRESS TOUCHES THE FLOOR
TWO OF THEM ARE ALREADY ON IT.
PEOPLE WANT TO SLEEP
THEY ALSO BUSYBODY WANT TO SLEEP.
SO I JUST NUDGED THEM ASIDE.
THEN I WATCH TV AS I LIED DOWN.
THE TWO CATS CAME BACK.
ONE OF THEM LIED DOWN AT MY CROTCH
&& THE OTHER ONE LIED NEXT TO ME.
.
SO I THOUGHT YEAH ITS OKAY.
BUT THE MOMENT I SWITCHED OFF THE LIGHTS
&& TELEVISION THEN THAT WAS WHEN
HELL BROKE LOOSE!!
.
THEY STARTED TO PLAY AMONG THEMSELVES.
THEY JUMPED HERE & THERE.
I WAS HALF ASLEEP WHEN ONE OF THEM
JUMPED FROM THE TABLE ONTO MY CHEST.
I GOT A SHOCKED SIAA!!
.
THEN THEY RAN HERE & THERE.
THEY JUST LOVE TO PLAY IN THE DARKNESS.
I COULD NOT SEE THEM BUT I CAN HEAR
THEM RUNNING AROUND.
THEN SOME WILL RUN & JUMP ABOVE ME.
SOME WILL RUN & HIT ME.
ONE OF THEM GOT ME FREAKING MAD.
HE WENT TO JUMP ACROSS MY HEAD TO MY TOES
BUT HE DIDN'T MADE IT.
HE LANDED ON MY CROTCH.
HE IS SOOO HEAVY SUMMORE.
THAT MADE ME STAY UP FOR A FEW HOURS.
I WAS LIKE IN SOO MUCH PAIN.
.
WAHLAOOWEII
I DON'T KNOW HOW AM I GONNA
SLEEP TONIGHT.
.
I WILL TAKE PICTURES OF THEM
&& SHOW YOU PEOPLE
WHO ARE THESE FURRY FREAKS.
.
MY GRANNY AREA IS OKAY.
TO GO TO SCHOOL
I CAN TAKE BUS 334 TO JURONG EAST MRT
BUT I JUST WALK FROM MY GRANNY'S PLACE
TO CHINESE GARDEN MRT.
ITS QUITE FAR BUT JUST A 15MIN WALK.
AT LEAST I DON'T WASTE MY FARE ON BUSES.
.
SO YEAH PEOPLE THIS BLOG
WILL NO LONGER BE SOOO ACTIVE ANYMORE
AS I NO LONGER USE THE COMPUTER OFTEN
HERE AT MY GRANNY'S PLACE.
I WILL BLOG WHENEVER I CAN.
KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING
AS I CAN STILL REPLY THEM WHEN I AM IN SCHOOL.
.
SO YEAHH
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.
LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!
.
WAN
KUKUHEAD

LOVE LA OIT!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 ( 8:58 PM )

woah im bloggin!!!again....

well this time wan didnt ask me too...

today i kinda miss sum1....

soooo very belambak(belambak is fish and chips in latin)

haha well today im bloggin bout my niece!!

hehe so i hope u all like kids!

if not go eat lots of ice cream till u get brain freeze!!!

muahahaha

anyway enjoy!!

drinkin pepsi....

notice the scary eyes??i took away her pepsi....muahahah!!

this is her listening to techno haha

and this is her listenin to rock!

tryin to get bck her pepsi.....

notice how she tries to grab away the pepsi

and....she got bck her pepsi bottle!!

she tried to bite me afterwords....but i punched her in the face...

but i missed cause she moves too much

then she got drunk...

then she decides to drive home....on her plane...ignore the 20cents entry slot...

and rite now..........i dont knw how to continue story...hahahah

princess moment

best pic i took

this is my fav pic of her...haha got that whole model thing goin on...

haha well thats all for today....

hope to post again....in ten years time...

hahah c ya kukuheadiranians!! ok lame

sham shut up

oh btw

i wana say hi to my friend IRAH!

haha hi IRAH!!

K DONE!

uncle sam

i no longer stink

( 4:56 PM )

--LATEST UPDATE--
I HAVE SHOWERED ALREADY!!
I SHOWERED AT 3:30PM.
.
SO YEAH
MY LONGEST RECORD
WITHOUT SHOWERING
IS
52 HRS 30MIN.
.
GOSH I DID SMELL REAL BAD.
.
BUT NOW I AM SUPER-FRESH!
.
WAN
THE
SUPER FRESH
KUKUHEAD

ITS COOL TO BE STINKY

( 12:59 PM )

HEY HEY HEY
.
I GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION!!
READY??
.
.
.
.
.
.
ITS 1pm IN THE AFTERNOON
AND I STILL HAVE NOT SHOWERED!
IT HAS BEEN 50 HOURS
SINCE MY LAST SHOWER.
GOSHH NOW I FEEL SOO COOL
&& STINKY AT THE SAME TIME.
WAKAKAKAKA!!
.
I KNOW I KNOW
DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
I AM THE
MOST DISGUSTING KUKUHEAD!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU.
.
WELL TODAY I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL.
TEXTED THE OTHER TWO KUKUHEADS
EARLY IN THE MORNING && SYAH DIDN'T REPLY.
SYAM SAID HE WAS GOING TO THE GYM.
SO YEAH I WENT BACK TO SLEEP LORR.
.
NOW I AM JUST WAITING FOR
THE LORRY TO COME SO I CAN MOVE
UP MY THINGS && GO TO JURONG.
.
YEAHH NOTHING MUCH TO UPDATE ACTUALLY.
JUST WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS
KNOW THAT I HAVE NOT SHOWERED.
HEHEHE
.
RIDHWAN
THE SUPER DUPER STINKY KUKUHEAD

ITS FUNNY I DONT STINK

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 ( 9:08 PM )

I GOT A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
YES ITS A CONFESSION!!
.
READY??
REALLY READY??
NOO ITS NOT ABOUT MY EYECANDY IN SCHOOL.
.
ERRRMMM
ERRRRRMMMMM
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I HAVE NOT SHOWERED
THE WHOLE DAY!!
WOOTS WOOTS!!
.
THE LAST SHOWERED I HAD WAS YESTERDAY.
10am IN THE MORNING!
NOW IS LIKE 9pm.
THAT IS LIKE 33 HOURS!!
I KNOW IT IS DISGUSTING.
BUT I FEEL COOL!!
DO NOT ASK ME WHY.
.
IT'S FUNNY I DON'T STINK.
.
ALAAA I DID NOT GO OUT THE WHOLE DAY
&& NO ONE IS COMING TO MY HOUSE
SO WHAT FOR MUST BE CLEAN CLEAN??
HAHAHA
.
LEE KUAN YEW SAY MUST SAVE WATER
SO I SHOULD PLAY MY PART AS A
TRUE SINGAPOREAN.
.
TOMORROW I HAVE SCHOOL
THEN TOMORROW I WILL SHOWER.
.
OHH YEAHH
TODAY
WILL BE MY LAST DAY IN
MY BUKIT GOMBAK HOUSE.
I WAS SUPPOSE TO MOVE OUT YESTERDAY
BUT SOMEHOW THE LORRY THAT
WAS SUPPOSE TO MOVE OUR THINGS
DID NOT CAME.
WEIRD.
HAHAHA
.
SO YEAHH
I AM GONNA MISS
THIS LOVELY NEIGHBOURHOOD.
THE ONLY COOL MEMORY I WILL HAVE
ABOUT THIS HOUSE WILL BE THIS.

.
SO YEAH OVER THERE IN JURONG
I WON'T KNOW IF I AM ABLE TO USE THE
COMPUTER THERE SO YEAH THAT MEANS
THIS BLOG MIGHT ME DEAD FOR AWHILE.
I AM NOT SURE.
I WILL TRY MY BEST TO KEEP IT ALIVE.
.
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW.
I SHALL CONTINUE MY JOURNEY
OF BEING STINKY.
BYE BYE PEOPLE!
KEEP YOUR TAGS COMING ALRIGHT!
LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!
NISYA I HATE YOU!!
MUAHAHAHA
.
.
RIDHWAN
THE "STINKY" KUKUHEAD.

STUPID ADS

( 4:19 PM )

CAN SINGAPORE STOP
SHOWING IRRITATING ADVERTISEMENTS
ON THE TELEVISION?
.
THERE ARE A FEW ADS THAT TO ME ARE
PLAIN LAME & ANNOYING.
.
ONE OF THEM
IS AN AD OF A CHINESE RESTAURANT.
JIA XIANG MEE.
.
HEARD OF IT?
IF YOU HAVE NOT THEN DON'T BOTHER.
IT IS REALLY ANNOYING.
THE GUY WILL SAY SOMETHING AND
THE GIRL WILL REPLY HIM.
GUY: JIA XIANG JIA XIANG JIA XIANG
GIRL: MIEN MIEN MINE
GUY: JIA XIANG JIA XIANG JIA XIANG
GIRL: MIEN MIEN MINE
GUY: JIA XIANG JIA XIANG JIA XIANG
GIRL: MIEN MIEN MINE
.
LIKE WHAT THE HELL SIA?
ITS DAMN ANNOYING & LAME.
CAN'T THE COMPANY THINK
OF SOMETHING BETTER?
.
I THINK I AM EASILY PISSED OFF
BECAUSE I AM DAMN BORED AT HOME.
I AM FACING THE COMP NEXT TO THE TV.
SO THE STUPID AD JUST IRRITATES ME
BECAUSE THE SPEAKERS ARE JUST
NEXT TO MY EARS.
YEAH MAYBE THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
SO YEAH DON'T BOTHER MUCH ABOUT THIS POST.
I AM JUST RELIEVING
MY BOREDOM & STRESS.
.
RIDHWAN
THE "ROTTING AT HOME" KUKUHEAD

DONG DONG CHIAAAANG!!

( 12:46 PM )

TODAY I WAS WOKEN UP
ABRUPTLY FROM MY SLEEP AT 9AM.
THANKS TO THE THING BELOW.

I WAS LIKE ENJOYING MY SLEEP
WHEN SUDDENLY I HEARD
"DONG DONG CHIAAAANG!!"
THE "DONG DONG" PART I CAN TAHAN
BUT THE "CHIAAAANG!!" PART IRRITATED ME
SOO MUCH THAT I COULD NOT SLEEP ANYMORE.
IT LASTED FROM 9++ TILL 11 I THINK.

THEY WERE HAVING
A LION DANCE PERFORMANCE
AT THE FOOT OF MY BLOCK.
I WAS LIKE WTH??
EARLY EARLY IN THE MORNING SIAA.
I LIVE AT THE 3RD FLOOR.
I FELT LIKE THROWING A PAIL OF WATER DOWN.
HAHAHAHA
.
BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE LION DANCE PERFORMANCES.
I FIND THE LION CUTE.
THE WAY IT BLINKS IT EYES & THE HEAD
MOVEMENT & THE MOUTH OPENING & CLOSING.
ITS JUST CUTE TO ME.
BUT COME ON LAA 9AM IN THE MORNING
WITH THE "DONG DONG CHIAAAANG!!"
ITS JUST NOT CUTE YOU KNOW.
.
SO YEAH HERE I AM BLOGGING NOW.
I HAVE NOT SHOWERED YET.
MY TEETH HAS YET TO BE BRUSHED.
&& THE LION HAS GONE HOME I THINK.
.
NOW I AM THINKING WHAT SHOULD I DO TODAY.
ANY SUGGESTIONS??
.
WAN
KUKUHEAD

DON'T YOU GUYS GO VISITING?

( 12:43 AM )

I AM SO FRUSTRATED.
I SIMPLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND
SOME PEOPLE.
I SIMPLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW
SOME OF THEM CELEBRATE CHINESE NEW YEAR.
HAHAHAHA
.
EVERY YEAR DURING CHINESE NEW YEAR
I WOULD WORK BECAUSE
THE PAY IS MORE AS IT IS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY
&& I EXPECT IT NOT TO BE BUSY
AS A HIGH NUMBER OF OUR
CUSTOMERS ARE CHINESE & WE EXPECT
THEM TO BE CELEBRATING CHINESE NEW YEAR.
SO IT MEANS THEY SHOULD NOT BE SEEN
IN SHOPPING CENTRES AS THEY
SHOULD BE BUSY VISITING
THEIR RELATIVES & FRIENDS.
BUT INSTEAD I WAS SOOO WRONG!!
.
I ARRIVED AT MY WORKPLACE
&& TODAY I WAS SUPPOSE TO
WORK IN THE KITCHEN.
I TOOK A PEEK AT THE DINING AREA
&& I SAW 4 TABLES OF CHINESE FAMILIES.
I WAS LIKE WTH??
IT WAS LIKE 1PM IN THE AFTERNOON.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE??
SHOULDN'T THEY BE CELEBRATING??
THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF
MAYBE THESE 4 FAMILIES GOT
NO RELATIVES TO VISIT.
BUT THEN MORE FAMILIES STARTED TO COME.
I WAS LIKE GRUMBLING AT WORK
BECAUSE I REALLI DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE BUSY.
EVEN IF IT WAS GOING TO BE BUSY
I WOULDN'T MIND MUCH IF THE
CUSTOMERS WERE FOREIGNERS OR OTHER RACES.
BUT I CAN SAY 90% OF THEM WERE CHINESE!!
HELLO IT IS CHINESE NEW YEAR!!
WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE CELEBRATING??
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DINING AT MY WORKPLACE??
MAKE ME BUSY FOR NOTHING!!
EVERYTIME THEIR ORDER CAME IN
I WOULD BE LIKE MUMBLING
"TAK TAU SAMBUT KAPE SIAA
ORANG ORANG NIE?"
HAHAHAHA
.
SO YEAH I ENDED WORK AT 5PM
&& I WENT HOME WITH SYAM.
MARINA SQUARE
WERE FILLED WITH CHINESE FAMILIES.
.
I GUESS THE WAY THEY CELEBRATE
IS DIFFERENT FROM MALAYS.
WE CELEBRATE THE WHOLE MONTH OF
HARI RAYA IN FACT.
HAHAHAHA
.
WELL TOMORROW IS THE
2ND DAY OF CHINESE NEW YEAR.
.
ME & SYAM WON'T BE WORKING.
SYAH WOULD BE ROTTING AT HOME
AS HE DOES NOT WANNA GO OUT
BECAUSE HE HAS A SWOLLEN LIP.
HE SAYS HE LOOKS LIKE AN AFRICAN.
HAHAHA
.
FOR YOUR INFO
HE WENT TO PIERCE BELOW HIS LIPS.
ONE ON THE LEFT THE OTHER ON HIS RIGHT.
THEN NOW SWOLLEN.
AMIK KAU NIGGA-SHIT!!
HOHOHO
.
SOOO SYAH DOES NOT WANT THE OUTSIDE
WORLD TO SEE HIS LIPS
SO HE WON'T LEAVE HIS HOUSE.
SYAM DOES NOT WANNA GO OUT BECAUSE
HE SAYS ALL THE SHOPS ARE CLOSED
SO NO POINT GOING OUT.
.
SO WHO IS GONNA ENTERTAIN ME??
MY BRUDDERLURPS
WON'T GO OUT WITH ME.
NEMMIND NEMMIND
I SHALL JUST SIT DOWN QUIET QUIET AT HOME
WHILE PRAYING HARD THAT
SOMEONE WILL ASK ME OUT.
.
WHILE TYPING THIS POST
I REALISED THAT THIS BLOG HAS BEEN VIEWED
MORE THAN 15,000 TIMES
SINCE IT WAS STARTED ON
22ND SEPTEMBER 2008.!!
WOAHHH!!
THAT IS A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT!!
I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT.
THIS BLOG WAS NOTHING WHEN I GOT IT STARTED.
THERE WERE TIMES I FELT LIKE CLOSING IT DOWN.
FROM NOTHING IT BECAME SOMETHING
IN JUST FIVE MONTHS.
FROM JUST 10 LINKS
NOW WE GOT 7O LINKS AT THIS BLOG.
I AM SURE THERE ARE MORE OUT THERE
WHO HAVE LINKED US WITHOUT US KNOWING.
OOOOHH I JUST LOVE MY BLOGGIE NOW!!
HAHAHAHAHA
.
IRRSYAH
I REALLY WANT
THE 7 NAVIGATIONAL PAGE BLOG SKIN
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
HEHEHE
.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE OTHER
TWO KUKUHEADS HAVE DISAPPEARED.
THEY WERE THE ONES WHO MADE ME
START A BLOG & I REFUSED AT FIRST.
THEN WHEN I LISTENED TO THEM & STARTED
THE BLOG, NOW THEY ARE LAZY TO BLOG
& HERE I AM BLOGGING EVERYDAY.
WHAT THE HELL KAN??
.
I AM SORRY IF YOU
GUYS ARE BORED WITH MY POSTS.
THERE IS NOTHING MUCH I CAN DO.
HEE
.
RIDHWAN
THE "EVERYDAY-BLOGGING" KUKUHEAD

UNTITLED

Sunday, January 25, 2009 ( 10:47 PM )

THE
threeBOREDkukuheads™
WOULD LIKE TO WISH
ALL OUR CHINESE KUKU FRIENDS
A HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!
.
WOAAHH!!
SURE GET MANY MANY RED PACKETS!!
ANYONE WILLIING TO SHARE
THEIR HONGBAO WITH ME??
.
OKAY AS IN MY PREVIOUS POST
I SAID THAT DURING THE CHINESE NEW YEAR
HOLIDAYS ME & MY FRIENDS
WILL BE GOING FOR NIGHT CYCLING.
BUT SOMEHOW I DO NOT THINK
THAT IS GONNA HAPPEN DUE TO SOME REASONS.
SO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO.
MONDAY I WILL BE WORKING FROM 12 TO 5
WHILE SYAM IS GONNA WORK FROM 2 TO 6.
WE DO NOT HAVE ANY BACK UP PLANS
SO AFTER WORK WE HAVE NO WHERE TO GO
AND ON TUESDAY TOO WE ARE NOT WORKING
SOOO ROTTING AT HOME SOUNDS LIKE THE PLAN.
.
I JUST REALISED THAT
VALENTINES DAY
IS AROUND THE CORNER.
.
THAT DAY SHALL MARK
MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
BEING SINGLE.
HAHAHA
.
ONE YEAR IS NOTHING.
I HAVE BEEN SINGLE FOR 14 YEARS BEFORE
I FOUND MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND.
SO IF I CAN WAIT FOR 14 YEARS
THEN ONE YEAR IS REALLY NOTHING.
HAHAHA
.
THE OTHER TWO OF
THE
threeBOREDkukuheads™
ARE SINGLE
& I BELIEVE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS FOR VALENTINES DAY.
SOO GIRLS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??
ASK THEM OUT LAA!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST PROMOTED THEM.
HAHAHA
.
WELL FOR ME I GUESS I SHALL JUST
WORK OR STAY HOME ON THAT DAY
UNLESS WHO KNOWS THAT MYSTERY GIRL
THAT TAGGED ME STEPS FORWARD.
HEEHEE
.
OH YAA ABOUT ME SHIFTING HOUSE
I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE
THAT I WILL BE MOVING TO JURONG INSTEAD.
I KNOW BEDOK HAS PLENTY OF CHICKIES
BUT STILL BEDOK TOO FAR & TOO MANY
MAT REPS WITH PARANGS
AT BEDOK NORTH.
HAHAHA
.
SO YEAH THAT IS ALL I GOTTA POST FOR NOW.
NOTHING MUCH.
TAKE CARE YEAH PEOPLE!!
KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING.

p/s: MYSTERY GIRL WHERE ARE YOU EHH??
DAH SENYAP AJEE SEKARANG.
.
RIDHWAN
THE
NERDY KUKUHEAD

acknowledgement

Saturday, January 24, 2009 ( 12:55 PM )

PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE!
THIS IS HOW IT IS SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE
WHENEVER YOU VIEW THIS BLOG.
IF YOU VIEW THEN THE BACKGROUND WALLPAPER
IS SMALLER & THERE IS A WHITE BORDER
AROUND IT THEN GO THROW
AWAY YOUR COMPUTER.

IT MEANS YOUR RESOLUTION IS DIFFERENT.
THIS BLOG IS MEANT FOR RESOLUTION
1024 X 768.
YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR RESOLUTION THRU
YOUR SETTINGS IF YOU WANT.
ANYTHING JUST TAG US ALRIGHT?
.
the one & only
threeBOREDkukuheads™

A BORING POST

( 12:00 PM )

RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN
MEGA-BLOGHOPPING.
YES IT IS
MEGA-BLOGHOPPING.
I VIEWED UP TO 100 BLOGS PER HOUR
JUST TO LOOK FOR A NEW SKIN.
I THINK I HAVE VIEWED ALMOST 1000 BLOGS.
REALLY I AM NOT LYING.
I GOT A MESSAGE FROM GOOGLE
THAT THEY THINK MY COMP IS BEING
OPERATED BY A SPYWARE
AS IT OPENS SOO MANY WINDOWS IN MINUTES.
THAT WAS WHY I COULD NOT
BLOG YESTERDAY AS I WAS BLOCKED OFF
MOZILLA FIREFOX & INTERNET EXPLORER
FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT.
.
THE CURRENT SKIN IS MAKING ME BORED.
DO THE REGULAR READERS AGREE?
OR SHOULD I JUST CHANGE THE BACKGROUND?
ARE YOU GUYS SICK OF MY ACT CUTE FACE?
THE CURRENT ONE HAS 5 NAVIGATIONAL PAGES.
I FOUND ONE WITH 7 PAGES!
I WANT THAT ONE BADLY
BUT IRRSYAH DOESN'T WANNA HELP ME
BECAUSE THE HTML IS
SU-PA-DU-PA-MA-DA-FA-KA
COMPLICATED.
.
COME COME GIMME FEEDBACK!
I WANNA KNOW WHATEVER YOUR OPINION IS.
JUST TAG ALRIGHT?
.
CHINESE NEW YEAR
IS COMING.
MY MANAGER AT PIZZAHUT
WILL ALWAYS GIVE US EACH RED PACKETS
EVERY YEAR && WANNA KNOW HOW
MUCH WE ALWAYS GET??
SHE GAVE US SOOOO MUCH!!
TWO DOLLARS EACH.
ALOT RIGHT RIGHT??
PFFT!
.

NEMMIND NEMMIND
AT LEAST IT CAN BUY ME
A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.
.
THE
threeBOREDkukuheads™
HAD PLANNED TO GO ON
AN OVERNIGHT FISHING TRIP
ON CHINESE NEW YEAR EVE.
WE PLANNED & PLANNED CAREFULLY
&& LAST MINUTE WE REALISE THAT WE
DIDN'T HAVE ALL THE EQUIPTMENT.
THOUGHT OF BUYING BUT WHEN WE THOUGHT
OF OUR WALLETS IT GAVE US SECOND THOUGHTS.
HAHAHA
SO INSTEAD WE PLANNED
AN OVERNIGHT CYCLING TRIP.
WE WILL BE HEADING TO EAST COAST PARK
&& WE ARE GONNA CYCLE TILL GOD KNOWS WHERE.
THE PLANS ARE STILL SKETCHY
SO WE WILL DISCUSS ABOUT IT AGAIN SOON.
.
LAST TIME WHEN I WAS STILL IN PRIMARY SCHOOL
I LOVE IT WHENEVER CHINESE NEW YEAR
IS AROUND THE CORNER.
THEY WILL BE DOING THEIR SPRING CLEANING
&& THEY WOULD THROW ALOT OF STUFF
AWAY && I LOVE DIGGING THRU THE RUBBISH.
I STILL REMEMBER WHAT I BROUGHT HOME.
I BROUGHT HOME ALOT OF
TOY CARS/COMPUTER GAMES
& ALSO 2 FISHTANKS.
NO I AM NOT A KARUNG GUNI MAN OKAY!!
ANOTHER MAN'S JUNK
IS ANOTHER MAN'S TREASURE.
BUT NOW I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE OF COURSE.
EHEM EHEM.
.
BUT THEY REALLY DO THROW ALOT OF STUFF AWAY.
IF YOU WALK AROUND THE VOID DECKS I AM
SURE YOU HAVE SEEN PILES OF RUBBISH.
IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THEN MAYBE JUST
BUKIT BATOK PEOPLE LOVE TO THROW THINGS.
.
WELL TODAY ME & SYAM
ARE WORKING AT 4PM TILL 11PM.
IT IS GONNA BE A BORING DAY FOR ME TODAY.
WHENEVER I AM HUNGRY AT WORK
I WILL PURPOSELY KEY IN WRONG ORDERS
SO THAT THERE WILL BE EXCESS FOOD
THEN I CAN EAT!
I HOPE MY MANAGERS DON'T READ BLOGS.
.
RIDHWAN
THE KARUNG GUNI KUKUHEAD

WHAT A BORING THURSDAY

Thursday, January 22, 2009 ( 10:20 PM )

- JOB VACANCY -
HUMAN ALARM CLOCK WANTED.
WILLING TO CALL
NON-STOP TILL BOSS WAKES UP
SO THAT HE WILL NOT
BE LATE FOR SCHOOL ANYMORE.
EARN UP TO $0.10 PER RING.
PROCEED TO TAGBOARD
IF INTERESTED
FOR INTERVIEW.
.
THERE IS STILL VACANCY.
ANYONE INTERESTED?
HAHAHA
.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING UP
THIS BLOG LATELY
YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN
THAT I HAVE A MYSTERY TAGGER.
GO READ UP THE PREVIOUS POST FIRST
IF YOU HAVE NOT READ IT YET.
.
READ IT UP ALREADY?
GOOD GOOD.
SO TODAY I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH IRRSYAH
AND THE MOMENT I ENTERED SCHOOL
I LOOK AROUND FOR POTENTIAL SUSPECTS
THAT MIGHT BE THE TAGGER.
I STARED AT EVERY GIRL THAT I SAW
BUT STILL I COULD NOT FIGURE OUT WHO IS SHE.
.
MAYBE IT IS JUST A PRACTICAL JOKE.
NEMMIND NEMMIND
IT IS OKAY.
I WILL JUST FORGET ABOUT IT
SINCE SHE DID NOT TAG ME TODAY.
.
WELL TODAY WAS QUITE A BORING DAY IN SCHOOL.
WE JUST SAT IN CLASS
&& CHIT CHATTED ALL THE WAY.
WE RECALLED ALL THE FUN MOMENTS WE HAD
SUCH AS OUR STOOPID CLASS VIDEOS
WHICH ARE ON YOUTUBE
& LOTS OF OTHER STUFF.
THEN AFTER THAT WE HEADED OUT OF SCHOOL.
SCHOOL IS JUST SOOO BORING.
.
I GOT NOTHING MUCH
TO UPDATE ACTUALLY TODAY.
I AM QUITE TIRED.
SORRY YEAH?
.
TAKE CARE PEOPLE!
KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING.
.
TO THE MYSTERY GIRL:
IF YOU ARE READING
THIS PLEASE TAG ME ALRIGHT?
I STILL WANNA KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
BYE BYE PEOPLE!
.
WAN
KUKUHEAD

who are you mysterious girl?

( 1:06 AM )

ALL OF A SUDDEN
JUST NOW MY TAGBOARD
MADE ME SOOO STRESSFUL.
DON'T WORRY
NO ONE SPAMMED IT
WITH HATE TAGS.
THIS ONE IS MORE STRESSFUL.
IT'S A MYSTERIOUS TAGGER.
.
SHE CLAIMS I ALWAYS LOOK AT HER
WHENEVER I PASS BY HER OR WHEN SHE PASSES
BY ME BE IT IN OR OUTSIDE SCHOOL.
SO SHE ASKED ME WHY.
.
THERE ARE SOO MANY GIRLS IN SCHOOL
SO I AM REALLY CLUELESS WHO IS SHE.
SHE WOULD NOT LET ME KNOW HER NAME.
SHE ONLY GIVE LITTLE DETAILS
ABOUT HERSELF SUCH AS SHE DOES NOT
WEAR SPECTACLES & SHE IS LIVING IN WOODLANDS.
SHE ALSO MENTIONED SHE WAS FROM
APRIL 2008 INTAKE.
ALERMAKK SO MANY GIRLS WHAAAT
FROM APRIL 2008 HOW TO KNOW
WHO ARE YOU!!
.
IT IS SO STRESSFUL BECAUSE SHE
KNOWS WHO AM I BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS.
FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS I AM
GONNA KEEP MY HEAD DOWN
&& STOP LOOKING AT GIRLS IN SCHOOL.
WHEN I WENT TO CHECK HER
IP ADDRESS
I WAS SHOCKED TO FIND HERS SAME AS MINE.
HOW CAN THAT BE?
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR TWO
SEPARATE COMPUTERS WITH DIFFERENT
CONNECTION TO HAVE IDENTICAL IP ADDRESS?
.
-NOTE FOR MYSTERY GIRL-
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
GIVE ME MORE CLUES TO YOUR IDENTITY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SHY WITH ME.
IT WILL BE BETWEEN YOU & ME.
NOT EVEN THE OTHER TWO KUKUHEADS
WILL KNOW ABOUT YOU.
DON'T KEEP ME IN THE DARK.
I DON'T LIKE MYSTERIOUS THINGS.
DO TAG ME AGAIN THE NEXT
TIME YOU'RE ONLINE.
I WILL BE WAITING.
.
THERE IS A POSSIBILITY
THIS MAY BE A PRANK ON ME.
IF IT IS THEN IT'S OKAY.
I WILL JUST PLAY ALONG
&& MAKE YOU HAPPY.
.
OH YAA
RECENTLY I MENTIONED
ABOUT AN EYE CANDY I HAVE IN SCHOOL.
SUDDENLY SOOO MANY PEOPLE STARTED ASKING
WHO IS SHE OR WHAT IS HER NAME.
.
I AM SORRY BECAUSE THIS IS PRIVATE
&& I DO NOT WISH TO SHARE.
.
WHO SAYS MY EYE CANDY HAS TO BE A GIRL?
OKAY WAIT THAT SOUNDS SOO WRONG.
I AM STRAIGHT ALRIGHT.
.
RIDHWAN
THE "MIANG" KUKUHEAD

SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL

Wednesday, January 21, 2009 ( 11:11 AM )

YESTERDAY
MY CLASS ADVISOR TOLD ME THAT
MY ATTENDANCE IS HORRIBLE
&& I SHOULD COME TO SCHOOL MORE OFTEN.
HE SAID IF I CONTINUE THIS
I WILL BE BARRED FROM THE
EXAMINATIONS.
.
EVERY WEEK I WILL BE ABSENT FOR LIKE
2 DAYS A WEEK.
BUT I TOLD HIM THAT I DID NOT PLAY TRUANT.
WHENEVER I DID NOT COME TO SCHOOL
I WILL BE AT HOME SLEEPING.
I DID NOT LEAVE HOUSE WITH MY SCHOOL UNIFORM
AND HANG OUT AT TOWN OR SOMETHING.
I WOULD BE IN MY BOXERS HUGGING MY PILLOWS.
IF YOU READ MY BLOG REGULARLY
YOU ALL WILL KNOW ME.
WHEN I AM NOT IN SCHOOL
I AM AT HOME SLEEPING.
IF NOT I WOULD HAVE BLOG THAT I WAS
AT TOWN OR BLA BLA BLA.
.
HE ASKED ME TO IMPROVE MY ATTENDANCE
&& I TOLD HIM TO CONFISCATE MY BED.
THEN I WILL SURE GO SCHOOL EVERYDAY.
.
FOR SOME PEOPLE
THEIR REASON OF GOING SCHOOL
IS TO STUDY && WIDEN THEIR KNOWLEDGE.
BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHOSE
REASON IS TO
1.BULLY PEOPLE
2.MEET FRIENDS
3.SEE GIRLS IN CANTEEN
4.ACT HANDSOME IN SCHOOL
OR
5.BECAUSE MOTHER SCOLD IF NEVER GO
.
TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I GO SCHOOL
BECAUSE I WANT TO STUDY ONLY AS I WANT
TO HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE.
I DON'T GO SCHOOL TO
1.BULLY PEOPLE
2.MEET FRIENDS
3.SEE GIRLS IN CANTEEN
4.ACT HANDSOME IN SCHOOL
OR
5.BECAUSE MOTHER SCOLD IF NEVER GO.
.
REALLI I NEVER LIE!
EHEM EHEM
*LIKE REAL*
HEHEHEHE
.
IT IS JUST THAT REALLY WHEN I GO SCHOOL
ITS REALLY SUPER BORING.
HERE IS MY TIME TABLE.
MON- 8AM TO 2PM
TUE- 10AM TO 6PM
WED- 8AM TO 6PM
THU- 10AM TO 5PM
FRI- 8AM TO 1PM
MY TIME TABLE SUCKS.
OTHER PEOPLE 1PM OR 2 PM THEY
WILL BE HEADING HOME
WHILE I WILL BE STUCK TILL 6PM.
MY TIME TABLE SUCKS.
THAT IS WHY I MAKE MY OWN TIMETABLE.
WHEN LESSONS START AT 8AM
I WILL COME AT 10AM.
WHEN LESSONS END AT 6PM
I WILL LEAVE SCHOOL AT 5PM
TO AVOID THE TRAIN PEAK HOURS.
.
I WILL GO FOR BREAK WHENEVER I WANT TO.
EVERY 1 HOUR I WILL JUST GO TO THE CANTEEN
TO GET MYSELF A DRINK
OR JUST WALK AROUND SCHOOL.
.
THEY JUST CANNOT EXPECT ME TO SIT DOWN
IN CLASS THE WHOLE DAY
WITH COMPUTERS.
MY BUTT WILL CRACK SIAAA.
.
I JUST NEED A HUMAN ALARM CLOCK.
SOMEONE THAT WILL CALL ME TO WAKE ME UP
BECAUSE MY EAR DRUMS ARE IMMUNED
WITH MY PHONE ALARM RING.
I ALWAYS PUT THREE ALARMS EVERY MORNING.
FOR EXAMPLE IF I NEED TO BE UP BY 7AM
I WILL PUT ONE ALARM AT 6:58AM
ANOTHER AT 6:59AM
AND THE LAST ONE AT 7:00AM.
BUT I WILL USUALLY WAKE UP AT 830AM INSTEAD.
HOW SIAA LIKE THAT!
.
NEMMIND NEMMIND
THESE FEW DAYS I AM REALLY TRYING HARD
TO WAKE UP ON TIME
&& STOP HUGGING MY PILLOWS
ONCE MY ALARM RINGS.
.
THAT IS ALL FOR TODAY.
TAKE CARE PEOPLE!
.
RIDHWAN
THE SLEEPY KUKUHEAD
.
- JOB VACANCY -
HUMAN ALARM CLOCK WANTED
WILLING TO CALL
NON-STOP TILL BOSS WAKES UP.
EARN UP TO $0.10 PER RING.
PROCEED TO TAGBOARD
IF INTERESTED.

MONDAY BLUES

Tuesday, January 20, 2009 ( 12:31 AM )

WAHLAOOWEI
I HATE MONDAYS.
MONDAY BLUES.
ALMOST EVERY MONDAY
I WILL BE ABSENT FROM SCHOOL.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THE PILLOWS
SEEMS SOO NICE TO HUG ON MONDAY MORNINGS.
SCHOOL STARTS AT 8.
I WOKE UP AT 9.
I TEXT-ED SYAH && SYAM
WHETHER ARE THEY AWAKE.
SYAM DID NOT REPLY.
HIS PILLOWS ARE NICE TO HUG TOO I THINK.
SYAH'S PILLOWS WERE NOT THAT
NICE I THINK SO HE REPLIED.
.
ME: OI.. SKOLA MCMANE?
SYAH: NAK GI TAK? KLAU NAK GI, SIAP SEKARANG.
ME: KAU DH SIAP KE BARU BANGUN? DH LMBT SIAAA.
SYAH: BARU BANGUN ARH. AKU RASER DAH
LAMBAT AR. TIDO SUDAH.
ME: TU PSL.. BY E TIME SMPAI DH KUL 12..
SYAM TK REPLY PUN..
SYAH: JGAN HARAP DIER REPLY AR.
BESOK DTANG AR. MENDAK AR KAT UMAH.
ME: TAU PUN MENDAK.. DH LA.. GI TIDO..
.
THEN WE BOTH CONTINUED
TO HUG OUR LOVELY PILLOWS.
TODAY IS SOOOO BORING AT WORK.
I STARTED WORK AT 6 TILL 1030.
OF ALL THINGS I HAD TO DO
I WAS MADE TO BE THE CSR.
I HAD TO STAND AT THE ENTRANCE THE WHOLE TIME
&& SIT CUSTOMERS WHEN THEY COME.
LUCKILY GOT RAUDHAH TO ENTERTAIN ME.
SOMEHOW THERE WASN'T MUCH CUSTOMERS.
SO I TALK TALK WITH HER
&& CHATTED UP WITH ONE OF THE STAFF
FROM STARBUCKS RIGHT OPPOSITE PIZZAHUT.
I ASKED HIM IF I GIVE HIM ONE
PIZZA CAN I GET A MUFFIN?
HE AGREED.
THEN HE TOLD ME EVERYNIGHT
THEY ARE THROWN AWAY THOUGH.
THEN I BRAINWASHED HIM TO GIMME ALL
INSTEAD && NOT TO WASTE FOOD.
HE AGREED AGAIN.
THEN I BRAINWASHED MY MANAGER TO
EXCHANGE FOOD WITH THEM IN RETURN.
I WAS SUCCESSFUL AGAIN!
I AM SOOO GOOD AT BRAINWASHING PEOPLE!
I HAVE THE POWER OF MANIPULATING
PEOPLE'S MINDS.
.
SO AFTER WORK WE GAVE
THEM TWO REGULAR PIZZA.
WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY GAVE US?
3 BLUEBERRY MUFFINS
4 BANANARAMA MUFFINS
1 OREO CHEESECAKE
1 CHOCOLATE AMER
1 APPLE CHEESECAKE
1 MANGO CHEESECAKE
3 LOAFS OF CROISSANT
&& 2 PACKETS OF MADELEINE.
SOO MANY RIGHT RIGHT??
.
BUT ALL THE STAFF WENT HOME ALREADY
SO I SPLIT UP THE FOOD BETWEEN ME
RAUDHAH && MY MANAGER.
.
THEY TOOK SOOO LITTLE.
THEN THEY MADE ME BRING HOME THE REST.
I BROUGHT HOME THESE.
*SEE BELOW*

3 LOAFS OF CROISSANT

CHOCOLATE AMER & APPLE CHEESECAKE

A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN
&& 3 BANANARAMA MUFFINS
.
I HAD TO BRING HOME A BIG
STARBUCKS PAPERBAG.
SOO UNGLAMOUROUS.
HAHAHA
.
NOW MY STOMACH IS BLOATED AND
MY THROAT FEELS FUNNY.
TOO MANY SWEET STUFF.
THAT MEANS I AM SWEET.
*WINK WINK*
SUPER LAME I KNOW.
HAHAHA
.
SYAM MADE A FOOL OUT OF HIMSELF LAST WEEK.
HE WANTED TO BUY THE CHOCOLATE AMER
AND HE CONFIDENTLY SAID
"CAN I HAVE THE CHOCOLATE AMER?"
HE PRONOUCED THE "AMER" AS
A-MEHH
I KNEW HE WAS WRONG SO I ASKED
THE STAFF AT THE CASHIER HOW
TO PRONOUNCE IT AND HE SAID
EY-MERR
.
AIYOYO SYAM!!
HILANG COOL SIA.
HAHAHA
.
OKAY SO THAT WAS WHAT ROUGHLY THAT
HAPPENED TODAY.
.
I THINK I SHALL SLEEP NOW.
ITS GETTING LATE.
I DO NOT WANT TO BE ABSENT FOR SCHOOL.
I MISS GAWKING AT MY EYE CANDY IN THE CANTEEN.
*MIANG ALREADY*
HEHEHE
.
KAY KAY GOOD BYE PEOPLE!
KEEP THE TAGS COMING YEAH!
.
WAN KUKUHEAD
THE BRAINWASHER

GOOD BYE BUKIT GOMBAK

Sunday, January 18, 2009 ( 10:32 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO
HAIYAH
I AM FEELING DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW.
.
NO ITS NOT BECAUSE OF LOVE.
IT IS BECAUSE I WILL BE
MOVING HOUSE SOON.
I WILL NO LONGER STAY AT MY LOVELY HOUSE
IN BUKIT GOMBAK.
.
MY FATHER WILL BE SELLING THE HOUSE
AND HE HAS YET TO BUY A NEW ONE
DUE TO SOME PAPERWORK
AND SOME ISSUES.
.
SO THE NEW OWNER WILL BE MOVING IN
AFTER CHINESE NEW YEAR.
SO YEAH THAT MEANS I HAVE TO MOVE OUT
DURING CHINESE NEW YEAR.
SO SINCE WE DO NOT HAVE A HOUSE YET
WE HAVE TO LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE FIRST.
I HAVE TWO CHOICES.
ITS EITHER MY AUNT'S PLACE IN
BEDOK RESERVOIR VIEW
OR MY GRANNY'S PLACE IN
JURONG WEST AVE 1.
.
I WOULD REALLY PREFER JURONG
BECAUSE I KNOW THE AREA VERY WELL.
BEDOK ACTUALLY OKAY TOO
BECAUSE GOT ALOT OF
CHICKIES!
HAHAHA
BUT BEDOK SOO MANY
GANGSTERS && PARANG ATTACKS
ESPECIALLY BEDOK NORTH AREA
SO YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW SCARY IT IS.
.
SO NOW I AM STILL DECIDING & CONSIDERING.
BUT I STILL PREFER JURONG
BECAUSE MY GRANNY HAS SOO MANY CATS!
I THINK ABOUT 20.
SO AT LEAST I GOT NEW FRIENDS TO ENTERTAIN
ME WHENEVER I AM BORED.
MY GRANNY'S PLACE IS SO NEAR
TO HISYAM'S PLACE
WHILE MY AUNT'S PLACE IS ALSO NEAR
TO IRRSYAH'S PLACE.
SEE SEE!!
HOW TO DECIDE SIAAAAA??
.
WELL NEMMIND I STILL GOT SEVERAL
DAYS MORE TO DECIDE.
.
I AM GONNA MISS SOO MANY THINGS
AT BUKIT GOMBAK.

I WILL MISS BLOCK 421.

I WILL MISS USING THE SMALL WINDOWS
AT THE LIFT AS A MIRROR
TO COMB MY HAIR IN THE MORNING
WHEN I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL.

I WILL MISS HIM & HIS FRIENDS.

I THINK THE THING I WILL MISS MOST
WILL BE MY CHINA NEIGHBOUR.
I WILL MISS SEEING THEIR DOOR
GETTING SPLASHED WITH PAINT
FROM LOANSHARKS.
*SEE BELOW*

CAN SEE THE PAINT ON THE FLOOR RIGHT?
GOT RED GREEN && BLACK.
ACTUALLY I WANTED TO SNAP A PICTURE
OF THEIR DOOR BUT THEY REPAINTED
THE DOOR ALREADY.
WASTED SIAAA.
YOU SEE AHH WHAT PLANTS THEY HAVE
OUTSIDE THEIR HOUSE.
IT DOES NOT EVEN HAVE FLOWERS.
MY MUM SAYS THESE ARE PLANTS
YOU FIND IN JUNGLES.

I THINK MY MUM IS RIGHT.
HAHAHA
.

I AM GONNA MISS HEARING
THE STUDENTS FROM DUNEARN SEC
SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
&& SAYING THE PLEDGE
ON WEEKDAYS AT 730AM.
.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST
I WILL MISS THE BAPOK FROM THE NEXT BLOCK!

FROM MY KITCHEN WINDOW
I CAN SEE HIS HOUSE.

SEE THE HOUSE
WITH CLOTHES HANGING OUTSIDE?
YEAH THAT IS HIS HOUSE.
EVERY MORNING AFTER HE SHOWERS
HE WILL BUN UP HIS HAIR WITH HIS TOWEL
AND STAND AT THE KITCHEN WINDOW.
&& WHEN HE TALK ITS SOO LOUD
THAT I CAN HEAR.
HE IS A BAPOK BECAUSE HE
WEARS GIRLS CLOTHES.
HE IS SOO BIG & TALL TOO!
HE IS FAT ACTUALLY.
THE FUNNIEST THING IS THAT
WHEN HE TALKS
HE DOESNT SOUND FEMALE AT ALL!
HE TALKS WITH HIS MANLY VOICE.
HAHAHA
I KNOW ALL THESE BECAUSE I
HAVE SEEN HIM OUTSIDE BEFORE.
.
OKAY LAA THAT IS ALL I WANNA POST.
I AM STILL THINKING WHERE TO MOVE TO.
HAIYAH
.
TAKE CARE PEOPLE!
KEEP THE TAGS COMING!
.
RIDHWAN KUKUHEAD