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YOU ARE BEING MISSED

Tuesday, February 17, 2009 ( 8:54 PM )

I MISS YOU.

I REALLY REALLY DO.

I REGRET THE THOUGHT OF LOSING YOU.

I MISS TOUCHING YOU.

I MISS YOUR SMELL.

I MISS LOOKING AT YOU IN THE MIRROR.

I HOPE YOU WILL COME BACK SOON.

I REALLY REALLY DO.

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THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MY LONG LOST HAIR.

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RIDHWAN

THE

EMO

KUKUHEAD

GROW FASTER GROW

( 7:50 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

I AM STILL STRESSED UP ABOUT MY HAIR.

I LOOK STUPID.

MY HAIR NOW STANDS UP AS THOUGH

I JUST GOT ELECTROCUTED.

MY WIDE FOREHEAD CAN BE SEEN FROM FAR.

COMMENTS I GOT FROM SCHOOLMATES

WERE ROUGHLY LIKE THIS.

THOSE IN RED ARE SAID

IN A SARCASTIC WAY OF COURSE.

"RAMBUT MACAM TAIK SIAA."

means "HAIR LIKE SHIT SIAA."

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?"

"WHY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?"

"SIAL LAA RAMBUT LAWA PERR?"

means "HAIR SO NICE AH?"

"EH WAN RAMBUT LAWA SEHH."

means "WOAAH HAIR NICE SEHH."

"WAN! LAWA JENDUL."

means "WAN! NICE FOREHEAD."

.

YEAH SO THOSE ARE

ROUGHLY THE COMMENTS THAT I GOT.

I EVEN ASKED ONE OF THE AUNTIES AT

THE CANTEEN THAT SELLS DRINKS.

I ASKED HER

ME: "AUNTIE MY HAIR NICE ANOT?"

AUNTIE: "NICE!!!!! VERY STYLISH!!!"

THEN I REALISED SHE MUST HAVE SAID THAT SO

THAT I WILL BUY DRINKS FROM HER I GUESS.

.

WHATEVER LAA MY HAIR WILL GROW.

I WILL JUST LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT.

WHICH IS NOTHING.

HAHAHA

.

OH YAA I FORGOT TO BLOG ABOUT AN INCIDENT THAT

HAPPENED AT MY WORKPLACE ON SUNDAY.

.

4 FOREIGN MEN CAME TO MY STORE

&& THEY SPOKE FRENCH TO ME.

I TOLD THEM I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH.

THEY WERE LOOKING FOR ESPRESSO.

SO I TOLD MY COLLEAGUE TO TAKE THEIR ORDER

&& I SERVED THEM ICE WATER.

THEN ONE OF THEM

SAID SOMETHING VERY CONFIDENTLY TO ME.

HIM: AHH YOU ARE FROM INDIA.

ME: NO SIR, I AM FROM SINGAPORE.

HIM: AHH SINGAPOREAN INDIAN.

ME: =,= YES SIR I AM FROM INDIA.

.

I FELT IT WAS HOPELESS TO EXPLAIN

TO THEM THAT I AM A MALAY

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW WHAT IS MALAY

SO I JUST AGREED WITH HIM THAT I AM FROM INDIA

&& I JUST WALKED AWAY.

.

JUST WHAT MADE HIM THINK I AM FROM INDIA??

I KNOW MY SKIN IS DARK.

FINE FINE WHATEVER.

.

THEN HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT

THAT THE FACE ON OUR MONEY

IS A BRITISH MAN.

IT IS OUR FIRST PRESIDENT

YUSOF ISYAK FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

CONFIDENT MAU LEBIH SIAA.

HE THOUGHT IT WAS STAMFORD RAFFLES I THINK.

.

I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY LATELY WITH

SCHOOL PROJECTS && BRIDGE LEADER EVENTS.

HAVE TO DO PHOTOSHOOTS AT

MARINA BARRAGE & BOTANIC GARDENS.

SOOO MANY THINGS THAT NEED PLANNING.

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KLAHH I GOT NOTHING MUCH TO BLOG.

VERY BUSY & VERY TIRED & VERY SAD

BECAUSE HAIR NOT NICE.

.

I PREFER BOTAK

BECAUSE THE MOST

PEOPLE WILL SAY

"SOO PITIFUL SIAA THAT BOY BOTAK."

.

I PREFER THAT THAN KEEPING MY HAIR THIS WAY BECAUSE

PEOPLE WILL SAY THIS TO THEMSELVES

"HE THINK THAT HAIRSTYLE COOL OR WHAT SIAA"

.

I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK

THAT I REALLY WANTED THE HAIRSTYLE I HAVE NOW

&& THOUGHT THAT I THINK IT'S NICE.

YOU GUYS GET ROUGHLY WHAT I MEAN??

.

PRAY MY HAIR GROW FASTER OKAY??

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING PEOPLE!!

.

RIDHWAN

THE

100% MALAY

KUKUHEAD

I STILL HAVE DREAMS OF GETTING BOTAK

Sunday, February 15, 2009 ( 9:52 PM )

I WAS 100% IN THE MOOD TO GET BALD

TILL SOMEONE CRUSHED MY DREAM.

MY FATHER.

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AFTER WORK I HURRIEDLY WENT TO HIS

SHOP IN JURONG WITH HISYAM.

I WAS REALLI SOO EAGER TO SHAVE MY HEAD BALD.

WHEN I SAT IN THE CHAIR

I TOLD HIM

"CAN CUT BOTAK??"

THEN HE SAID NO.

HE SAID MY FOREHEAD TOO WIDE

SO IF I AM BALD IT WILL LOOK FUNNY.

I TOLD HIM THAT WAS THE POINT.

HAHAHA

.

THEN HE JUST TRIMMED MY HAIR SHORTER.

NOW I LOOK LIKE AN NS MAN.

AT LEAST IT IS BETTER NOW.

WOOTS WOOTS!

.

I DO NOT HAVE ANY SIDEBURNS NOW.

HE SHAVED THEM COMPLETELY OFF.

NOW I CAN SAVE 30 MINUTES WHILE GETTING READY.

LESS HAIR TO COMB

&& MY HEAD FEELS SOO LIGHT.

LIKE BEST LIKE THAT.

.

SO YEAH TOMORROW WILL BE A LONG DAY FOR THE

threeBOREDkukuheads™

.

WE HAVE TO DO OUR SCHOOL PROJECT

AT BOTANIC GARDENS.

WE GOT SOME PHOTOSHOOT

WITH A MODEL.

HOPE THE WEATHER WILL BE FINE.

.

I WANNA SHARE WITH YOU GUYS SOMETHING.

I READ IT IN TODAY'S NEWPAPER.

IN THE GUINNESS WORLD OF RECORDS

THE LADY WITH THE LARGEST BREASTS

BELONGS TO NUDE MODEL

MAXI MOUNDS

WITH HER 42M BUST.

WHAT THE HELL??

THAT IS WAY LARGER THAN MY HEAD!!

GO GOOGLE HER NAME.

I AM SOO SURE SHE CAN GIVE PEOPLE A BOOBY SLAP!!

&& INSTEAD OF FEELING PAIN

THE FELLA WILL BE LIKE

"WOAHHH SO SHIOK!!"

HAHAHAHA

.

BUT HUGE BREASTS TURNS ME OFF.

REALLI NEVER LIE.

HEHEHE

.

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING YEAH.

TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!

.

ANYWAY

I AM STILL UPSET

BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET TO BE BALD.

.

RIDHWAN

THE

DISAPPOINTED

KUKUHEAD

14TH FEBRUARY 2009

Saturday, February 14, 2009 ( 11:59 PM )

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER SHOULD I

LAUGH OR CRY OR JUST ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.

I THINK IT IS KIND OF IRONIC.

.

REMEMBER THE EYECANDY I HAVE BEEN BLOGGING LATELY?

SHE CAME TO EAT AT MY WORKPLACE

WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

HAHAHAHA

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IT WAS KINDA WEIRD.

I CAME TO WORK AT 4pm

&& THE MOMENT I STARTED WORK I SAW HER

EATING AT ONE OF THE TABLES.

I WAS SHOCKED AT FIRST.

SHE DID NOT NOTICE ME UNTIL ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER.

I COULD SEE HOW SHOCK SHE WAS BY HER REACTION.

YEAH SHE DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO WORK THERE.

IT'S LIKE OF ALL PLACES IN SINGAPORE

SHE ENDED UP EATING AT MY PLACE.

HAHAHA

.

BUT IT'S GOOD THOUGH THAT SHE ATE THERE

SO AT LEAST I KNOW THAT SHE IS ATTACHED.

IT WAS QUITE HARD TO WORK BECAUSE I COULD NOT STOP

TAKING A GLANCE AT HER.

THE MOMENT SHE LEFT EVERYTHING RETURNED TO NORMAL.

SO YEAH NO MORE BLOGGING BOUT MY EYECANDY.

I SHALL MOVE ON WITH LIFE.

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WELL TODAY AT WORK WAS SUCH A BUSY DAY.

SOO MANY COUPLES AROUND.

.

I REALLI FELT STOOPID WORKING WITH MY STOOPID HAIR.

I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND THAT I WILL CUT BOTAK TOMORROW.

IT IS BETTER TO BE BOTAK THAN THE HAIR I HAVE NOW.

SO TO THOSE SAME SCHOOL AS ME

BE PREPARED TO SEE ME BALD!!

I KNOW I WON'T LOOK LIKE THAT GUY FROM PRISONBREAK.

I THINK I WILL LOOK LIKE ONE OF JOHOR BAHRU'S CRIMINAL.

THANKS TO THAT

SU-PA-DU-PA-MA-DA-FA-KA

BARBER AT TAMPINES.

.

I AM SURE HE IS AT HOME NOW LYING DOWN

ON HIS BED WITH HIS WIFE TELLING HER

THAT HE DID A GREAT JOB CUTTING PEOPLE'S HAIR.

YOUR HEAD LAHHH!!!

.

SO YEAH I AM REALLI REALLI TIRED NOW.

GOTTA SLEEP AS I AM WORKING TOMORROW

FROM 12pm TO 4pm.

AFTER THAT I SHALL HEAD TO MY DADDY'S SHOP

&& CUT MY HAIR

BOTAK!!

.

WOOTS WOOTS

CAN'T WAIT TO LOOK LIKE

A SERIAL RAPIST.

.

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING YEAH PEOPLE!!

TAKE CARE!!

TO MY SCHOOLMATES

GET READY TO SEE THE NEW BOTAK ME!!

WOOTS WOOTS!!

.

SOMEHOW I THINK I AM THE ONLY GUY

WHO IS SOOO EAGER TO BE BOTAK.

HAHAHA

.

RIDHWAN

THE

"BOTAK WANNABE"

KUKUHEAD

happy valentines day

( 11:32 AM )

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

TO ALL THE COUPLES OUT THERE.

TODAY MARKS

MY ONE YEAR BEING SINGLE.

WOOTS WOOTS!!

I DON'T NEED A WOMAN TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

CHEY CHEY

YEAH RIGHT.
.

SO YEAH TODAY I WILL BE WORKING

WHILE IRRSYAH ROTS AT HOME

&& HISYAM GOING OUT WITH HIS DATE.
.

AT LEAST AT WORK I CAN SEE ALL THE COUPLES

EATING AT MY WORKPLACE.

THE GUYS WILL BRING THEIR LOVED ONES

&& I CAN TAKE A LOOK AT THEM TOO!!

RIGHT RIGHT??
CAN WASH WASH EYES ABIT.

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YESTERDAY WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL

WITH MY STUPID HAIR

A FEW PEOPLE

DIDN'T RECOGNISE ME.

BECAUSE I LOOK MORE STUPID I GUESS??

HAHAHA

.

YESTERDAY I HAD A BRIDGE LEADER EVENT.

I WILL BLOG ABOUT IT WHEN I GET THE PICTURES FROM THE OTHERS.

SO YEAH TODAY IS JUST A SHORT POST.

TAKE CARE YEAH PEOPLE!

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING.

.

WAN

KUKUHEAD

barbers stupid barbers

Thursday, February 12, 2009 ( 9:48 PM )

JUST THREE WORDS:

I HATE BARBERS.

.

CAME TO THEIR SHOP

EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT HAIRSTYLE

I WANTED AND

POOF!!

COMES OUT ANOTHER HAIRSTYLE.

IT ALWAYS HAPPENS.

WHEN YOU EXPLAIN TO THEM THEY WILL NOD

WITH FULL UNDERSTANDING

&& STILL IT COMES OUT SOMETHING

YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM TO DO

& BY THE TIME

IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE

BECAUSE YOUR HAIR IS ALREADY ON THE FLOOR.

DON'T TELL ME YOU CAN PICK IT UP

&& PUT IT BACK ON YOUR HEAD.

.

THE ONE I AM REFERRING

TO ISN'T MY FATHER.

.

MY FATHER IS A HAIRDRESSER

&& THE ONE OF THE REASONS

I DON'T GO TO HIS SHOP TO CUT

MY HAIR IS BECAUSE OF THIS.

.

I WILL EXPLAIN TO HIM

I WANT IT THIS WAY THAT WAY

&& HE WILL SAY LAST TIME

WHENEVER I WAS A KID I DID NOT MAKE MUCH NOISE.

I WOULD JUST COME TO HIS SHOP

& SIT ON THE CHAIR QUIETLY

& HE WILL CUT MY HAIR &

I WILL LEAVE HAPPILY.

.

THEN I REMINDED HIM THAT TIME I WAS ONLY LIKE BELOW 12??

I WAS STILL INNOCENT AND I DID NOT CARE

WHAT WILL GIRLS THINK OF ME.

HAHAHA

.

NOW HE WILL ALWAYS SAY I VERY CHOOSY

&& SINCE HE CUT FOR FREE I SHOULD SHUDDUP.

THEN I WOULD SAY WHY WOULD I WANNA PAY

SINCE HE WON'T CUT IT THE WAY I WANT.

THEN THE ARGUMENT WILL GO ON & ON.

SO IT'S POINTLESS.

.

I AM SURE HE WILL FEEL A LITTLE HURT

IF HE KNOWS THAT I WENT SOMEWHERE

ELSE TO CUT MY HAIR INSTEAD OF HIM DOING IT.

I AM SORRY YEAH DAD??

.

WHATEVER IT IS

I JUST HATE THE HAIRSTYLE I HAVE NOW.

FASTER GROW BACK PLEASEEEEE!!!!

.

WAN

"ANTI-BARBERS"

KUKUHEAD

RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 ( 8:06 PM )

A PICTURE OF OUR CLASSMATE'S ASS.

HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

.

threeBOREDkukuheads™

LAMEST POST EVER

Monday, February 09, 2009 ( 11:55 PM )

I BROWSE THRU MY HARD DISK

&& I FOUND PICTURES ME & IRRSYAH

TOOK DURING OUR PHOTOGRAPHY LESSON ON

5TH FEBRUARY, 4 IN THE AFTERNOON.

SYAM WASN'T IN SCHOOL.

THE LESSON WAS SOO BORING

SO ME & SYAH BORROWED THE CAMERA

& WE WALKED AROUND SCHOOL SNAPPING PICTURES.

THE SCHOOL WAS ALMOST EMPTY

SO IT WAS REALLY BORING IN SCHOOL.

INSTEAD OF DOING OUR PROJECT

WE STARTED TO SNAP USELESS PICTURES.

WE WALKED AROUND DOING STUPID THINGS.

I REALISED THE PICTURES COULD TELL A STORY.

THE PICTURES WERE NOT REARRANGED.

THEY ARE SHOWN IN THE SAME ORDER.

IT WILL BE A VERY LAME STORY.

.

.

--A KUKUHEAD WITH NO LIFE--

.

ONCE UPON A TIME

THERE WAS AN ORPHAN.

RIDHWAN WAS HIS NAME.

.

HE LEADS A LONELY LIFE.

HE HAS NEITHER FRIENDS NOR RELATIVES TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.

HIS ONLY FRIEND WAS JOHNNY.

ONLY HE COULD SEE JOHNNY.

NO ONE ELSE COULD SEE HIM AS JOHNNY WAS HIS

IMAGINARY FRIEND.
ONE AFTERNOON

JOHNNY PASSED AWAY DUE TO DENGUE FEVER.

SINCE THAT FATEFUL DAY

RIDHWAN'S LIFE WENT DOWN UNDER.

HE HAD NO FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH.

RIDHWAN WENT AROUND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO PLAY WITH HIM.

EVERYONE IGNORED HIM.

.

THE CLEANER IGNORED HIM.
.

THE FOOD STALL ASSISTANT IGNORED HIM.
.

EVEN THE SECURITY GUARD IGNORED RIDHWAN'S PLEA.

RIDHWAN WAS SO UPSET THAT HE RAN TO AN OPEN FIELD NEARBY.

IT WAS EMPTY.

TOTALLY EMPTY.

.

THEN RIDHWAN WALKED AROUND THE FIELD

&& FOUND A WATER BOTTLE.

HE PICKED IT UP

& AFTER DRINKING FROM IT

HE FELT DIFFERENT.

HE HAD SUPERNATURAL POWERS FOR

LIKE SEVERAL SECONDS.
.

HE MADE THE BOTTLE FLOAT BETWEEN HIS PALMS.

AFTER SEVERAL SECONDS

HIS SUPERNATURAL POWERS VANISHED.

HE WAS BORED.

SO HE LOOKED AROUND ON WHAT TO DO.
.

HE SCRATCHED HIS HEAD

& PONDERED TO HIMSELF.

HE FELT AS THOUGH HE HAD NO POINT IN LIFE.

HE FELT LIKE ENDING HIS LIFE.

HE WENT TO A SECLUDED CORNER
& CRIED LIKE A SISSY.
.

AFTER CRYING FOR SEVERAL MINUTES

HE FELT AS THAT IT WASN'T WORTH ENDING HIS LIFE.

SO HE WENT ON TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO DO.

.

AFTER WALKING FOR A SHORT DISTANCE

HE CAME ACROSS SOMETHING UNUSUAL.

HE WONDERED WHAT WAS THAT IN THE CAGE.
.

THEN SOMETHING PINK IN COLOUR

CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION.

.

HE RAN AS FAST AS HE COULD

LIKE A BABOON TOWARDS THE PINK OBJECT.

.

IT WAS A

PINK HOOLA HOOP!!

HE THREW IT INTO THE AIR

&& IT LANDED A FEW FEET AWAY.

HE FELT IT WAS AN USELESS ROUND OBJECT.

SO HE LEFT THAT PLACE.
.

AFTER WALKING FOR A FEW MINUTES

HE CAME ACROSS A PLAYGROUND.

HE WANTED TO PLAY THE SEE SAW

BUT IT REQUIRED TWO PEOPLE TO ENABLE

THE SEE SAW TO FUNCTION.
HE FOUND A BUG & PLACED IT AT ONE

SIDE OF THE SEE SAW & HE SAT AT THE OPPOSITE SIDE.
.

BUT HE REALISED HE WAS WAY HEAVIER THAN THE BUG.
.

HE WAS UPSET

&& HE FELT DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF.

AS HE WAS ABOUT TO WALK OUT OF THE PLAYGROUND

HE CAME ACROSS A SO CALLED SPINNER.

HE SAT ON IT && GRAVITY TURNED HIM AROUND.

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS JUST HOLD ON TO THE SEAT TIGHTLY.
.

THE SEAT TURNED SO FAST SEVERAL TIMES

&& HE WAS LAUGHING & ENJOYING HIMSELF.
.

THE MOMENT HE GOT UP FROM THE SEAT
HE FELT DIZZY && WALKED ZIG ZAG

BEFORE FALLING TO THE GROUND.

.

HE SAT DOWN & FELT LIKE VOMITING HIS LUNCH OUT.

BUT INSTEAD OF WALKING AWAY

HE CARRIED ON PLAYING FOR ANOTHER ROUND.

.

THIS TIME HE GOT SOO DIZZY

HE ALMOST PUKE

& HE FELL DOWN.
.

HE COULD BARELY STAND UP.

AGAIN INSTEAD OF LEAVING THAT PLACE

HE CONTINUED FOR THE THIRD ROUND.

.

THIS TIME HE SPUN SO FAST

HE FELT SOO DIZZY THAT HE WANTED

TO PUKE & PASS OUT.
.

HE LOOKED INTO THE SKY & THOUGHT HE SAW GOD.

IT WAS JUST HIS IMAGINATION

AS HE WAS DIZZY.
HE LEFT THE PLACE FINALLY

&& SWORE THAT HE WOULD NEVER

RIDE THAT THING AGAIN.
.

HE GOT SOO DIZZY THAT HE WALKED PAST A CLASSROOM

&& FLASHED HIMSELF AT THE STUDENTS INSIDE.
.

THE STUDENTS QUICKLY COVERED THEIR EYES

FROM LOOKING AT HIS

KUKU****.

.

HAHAHA

THAT IS THE DRASTIC END OF MY LAME STORY.

ACTUALLY ITS A MEANINGLESS POST.

JUST IGNORE THIS POST YEAA.

.

MORAL OF THE STORY

IS THAT IF SCHOOL IS BORING

JUST GO HOME.