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STUPID NOT IMPORTANT POST

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 ( 2:10 AM )

SORRY THIS BLOG HAS BEEN DEAD LATELY.

WORK WORK WORK

THAT IS ALL WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING.

DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.

I WILL BLOG PROPERLY WHEN MY OFF DAY COMES.

I CAME ACROSS THIS MUSIC VIDEO AT YOUTUBE RECENTLY.

IT IS KINDA COOL THOUGH.

HAHAHA

CRAIG DAVID

(KOREAN VERSION)

IT SOUNDS BETTER IN THEIR LANGUAGE.

SOUNDS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL??

WAN

KUKUHEAD

AUSTRALIA HUH??

Friday, March 27, 2009 ( 11:59 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

HMMM I HAVE AN CONFESSION.

IM MY RECENT POST

I SAID I WAS GOING TO AUSTRALIA.

I DID NOT WENT THERE.

I WENT TO JOHOR BAHRU ACTUALLY!!

HAHAHAHA

I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW WOULD MY FRIENDS REACT.

ACTUALLY SOME DID BELIEVE THAT I WENT TO AUSTRALIA.

SO YEAHH I WENT TO JOHOR BAHRU

WITH MY DAD FOR TWO DAYS.

I WAS PISSED WITH MY DAD ON THE WAY TO MALAYSIA.

HE ACTUALLY MADE ME WEAR THIS HELMET BELOW.

IT IS NOT EVEN LEGAL IN SINGAPORE

AS IT IS NOT SAFE AT ALL

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T PROTECT THE EARS.

THE MOST WORST FACTOR

THAT ANNOYED ME WAS THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE

A VISOR AT ALL TO PROTECT MY FACE.

I WAS LIKE RIDING ON THE BIKE BEHIND HIM

PRAYING SOO HARD THAT ON THE EXPRESSWAY

NO ONE SPITS OUT OF THE CAR

OR EVEN WORSE A CIGARETTE BUTT!!
I CAN IMAGINE THE SALIVA SPLATTING ON MY FACE.

WHEN I WANTED TO YAWN

I WAS SOO AFRAID SOMETHING MIGHT ENTER MY MOUTH!!

HAHAHAHA

BUT SO FAR ON THE WAY THERE && BACK TO SINGAPORE

NOTHING LANDED ON MY FACE WHATSOEVER.

SO PRAYING HARD DOES WORK HUH??

BUT STILL I AM MAD AT HIM.

HE MADE ME WEAR A HELMET THAT DOESN'T

PROTECT MY HEAD AT ALL.

HE RODE THE BIKE SOOO FAST

THAT MY FACE WAS LIKE TEARING APART.

IMAGINE 140KM/H ON THE EXPRESSWAY

WITH THE WIND DIRECTLY AT YOUR FACE.

MY FACE WAS LIKE ONE

AH PEK

WITH THOSE SMALL SMALL EYES.

I COULD NOT OPEN MY EYES.

NEVERMIND

I SHALL BRING MY OWN HELMET THE NEXT TIME.

OH YEAH DID ANYONE READ TODAY'S (FRIDAY) NEWPAPER?

IT IS ABOUT ONE BLOODY STUPID AH PEK.

SEE THAT BOTTLE BELOW?

HE ACTUALLY STUFFED HIS WRINKLED PENIS INSIDE

&& IT GOT STUCK FOR THREE DAYS!!

HE DID THAT SO THAT MORE BLOOD WILL RUSH THERE

&& HIS PENIS WILL BE BIG && STRONG.

LIKE A HORSE.

HAHAHAHA

SO AFTER BEING STUCK WITH A BOTTLE

FOR THREE DAYS THEN HE WENT TO THE DOCTOR.

THE DOCTORS COULDN'T DO MUCH.

SO THEY CALLED ALL SORT OF PEOPLE.

FROM THE SCDF TO EVEN A CARPENTER.

HE COULDN'T EVEN URINATE.

AFTER THE BOTTLE WAS FINALLY REMOVED

WANNA GUESS HOW MUCH HE URINATED??

A TOTAL OF 5.8 LITRES!!

HE ACTUALLY DIED BECAUSE OF THAT

AS THE BODY LOSS ALOT OF POTASSIUM IN THE BODY

DUE TO THAT MUCH URINATION AT ONE TIME.

DOCTORS SAY THAT THEY HAD PATIENTS

THAT HAD CAME WITH RINGS STUCK ON THE PENIS TOO.

AIYOO THOSE GUYS ARE EITHER STOOPID OR WHAT LAA.

NOW EVERYTIME I WANNA DRINK FROM A BOTTLE

I WILL REALLI BE REMINDED OF THAT OLD MAN.

THEN JUST NOW I WENT TO WORK.

I WENT TO MARINA SQUARE'S TOILET

TO CHANGE INTO MY UNIFORM.

SOMETHING CAUGHT MY ATTENTION.

THE PREVIOUS GUY THAT USED

THE CUBICLE WAS SOO CONCERNED BOUT

HIS BUTT HYGIENE THAT HE PLACED

TOILET PAPERS ON THE SEAT.

HAHAHA

&& WHEN YOU LEAVE SHOULDN'T YOU

AT LEAST THROW IT AWAY??
HAIYOHH

KLAHH I WANNA SLEEP.

TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING YEAA.

WAN

KUKUHEAD

DOWN UNDER

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 ( 1:23 PM )

HALOO PEOPLE!!

THIS BLOG WILL BE DEAD FOR A FEW DAYS.

BECAUSE

I AM GOING TO

AUSTRALIA

WOOTS WOOTS!!

DON'T WORRY.

I WILL SEND YOUR REGARDS TO

THE CUTE CUTE KOALAs && KANGAROOs THERE.

HAHAHAHA

CUTE RIGHT CUTE RIGHT??

EHH THE KANGAROO PART NOT CUTE.

THAT IS OBSCENE!!

HOHOHO
.

YESTERDAY LATE AT NIGHT

I RECEIVED AN SMS FROM A FRIEND OF MINE

REGARDING ONE OF THE GUYS

THAT WENT TO BLAZE CAMP WITH ME.

-HAIKAL ROSLAN-

HE IS THE ONE RIGHT IN FRONT.

HE PASSED AWAY WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP YESTERDAY.

NOT SURE WHETHER HE HAS ANY ILLNESS.

HE WAS SUCH A NICE GUY.

SOFT SPOKEN && FRIENDLY.

MAY HE REST IN PEACE NOW.

KLAH THAT IS ALL I WANNA POST FOR NOW.

GOING TO THE AIRPORT SOON!!

TAKE CARE YEAA PEOPLE!!

AUSTRALIA

HERE I COME!!

RIDHWAN

KUKUHEAD

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM JOB?

Sunday, March 22, 2009 ( 2:04 AM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

WELL TODAY IT'S GONNA BE A RANDOM POST.

IT'S ABOUT MY AMBITION!!

WELL I AM NOT THOSE TYPE

WHOSE AMBITION IS TO BE A

LAWYER/DOCTOR/TEACHER/POLITICIAN

WHATSOEVER.

I JUST WANNA BE LIKE HIM!!

*SEE BELOW*

YES YES

TRAFFIC POLICE OFFICER!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY

BUT EVERSINCE I WAS SMALL

I JUST FEEL IT IS SOOO COOL TO BE IN THE POLICE FORCE.

THE UNIFORMS ARE COOL TOO!!

I AM SURE THERE ARE GIRLS OUT THERE

WHO LOVES MEN IN UNIFORM!!

SEXAY SEXAY SEXAY

LMAO!!

IT IS LIKE THEY LOOK NEAT && PEOPLE FEAR THEM TOO!!

THE FEELING OF AUTHORITY

IS SUPER COOL.
.

I CAN IMAGINE MYSELF RIDING ONE OF
THOSE VEHICLES ON THE ROAD.
THAT IS JUST UBER COOL TO ME!!
IMAGINE MYSELF ESCORTING THE PRESIDENT ON NATIONAL DAY.
IMAGINE MYSELF ESCORTING BUSH WHEN HE COMES TO SINGAPORE.
OKAY OKAY STOP IMAGINING.
HAVE NOT EVEN SERVE MY NATIONAL SERVICE
STILL WANNA IMAGINE.
GO FLY KITE.
HAHAHA
.
YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH THE
CHANGING OF GUARDS CEREMONY
AT THE ISTANA.
IT'S COOL YAWW!!
JUST COME DOWN AT THE ISTANA
NEXT TO PLAZA SINGAPURA
ON EVERY FIRST SUNDAY OF THE MONTH
AROUND EVENING.
THEN YOU CAN SEE ALL THE GUARDS
THE TRAFFIC POLICE && THE MILITARY POLICE EVERYTHING.
HERE ARE SOME OF THE PICTURES OF THE CEREMONY.
.

SEE THAT BOY DO MAGIC WITH HIS RIFLE.

HAHAHA

-___-
.

WELL BACK TO MY AMBITION.

BEING IN THE POLICE FORCE

HAS ALOT OF HIGH RISKS THOUGH.

IMAGINE IF I HAD A HIGH SPEED CAR CHASE

&& SOMEHOW I MEET INTO AN ACCIDENT??

WHAT IF THE ROBBER I AM CHASING SHOOTS ME??

WELL THAT AIN'T GONNA CHANGE MY MIND.

I STILL WANNA BE IN THE POLICE FORCE WHEN I GROW UP.

BUT I CANNOT TAHAN GORY THINGS AHH.

LIKE SEEING DEAD BODIES && BLOOD

OR EVEN BONES POKING OUT OF LEGS OR ARMS.

WHAT IF I HAVE TO REPORT TO AN ACCIDENT SCENE??

LIKE THOSE BELOW.

NEHH I CAN TAHAN ALL THOSE THINGS.

I THINK?

SOME PEOPLE SAY THE PAY IS TOO LOW.

WELL IT IS ALL ABOUT PASSION.
.

I REMEMBER MY MOTHER USED TO TELL ME

WHEN SHE WAS WORKING AT BUKIT TIMAH

IN HER EARLY 20'S

THERE USE TO BE THIS INDIAN MAN

ALWAYS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE

OF THE ROAD DIRECTING TRAFFIC.

HE WILL BE THERE BE IT RAIN OR SHINE.

THEN HER COLLEAGUE TOLD HER

THAT THE GUY IS ACTUALLY MAD.

HE WANTED TO BE A TRAFFIC POLICE SOO BAD

&& THEY KEPT ON REJECTING HIS APPLICATION

SO HE BECAME

GILA.

SOO HE STARTED TO BECOME A TRAFFIC POLICE HIMSELF.

THEN SOMEONE GAVE HIM WHITE GLOVES && A WHISTLE

& THAT MADE HIM SOOO HAPPY.

THAT WAS LIKE ABOUT CLOSE TO 30 YEARS BACK??

NOW THOSE WHO LIVES NEAR THE WOODLANDS CHECKPOINT

MIGHT HAVE COME ACROSS THIS SIMILAR GUY.

I THINK IT IS THE SAME GUY.

I HAVE SEEN HIM SEVERAL TIMES DOING THE SAME THING.

ONE TIME HE APPROACHED ME && MY TWO FRIENDS.

HIS ENGLISH IS SUPERB I TELL YOU!!

HE TOLD ME THERE WAS THIS

RECKLESS DRIVER WHO

WAS TAILGATING A BUS && HE SAID

UNDER SECTION BLA BLA BLA IT IS

AGAINST THE LAW TO DO SO.

IT'S LIKE WTH??

HE EVEN MEMORISED ALL THE TRAFFIC RULES && SECTION??

HE MUST HAVE WANTED TO BE A TP BADLY!!

HOPE I DON'T END UP LIKE HIM.

INCASE YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW

MY ITE UNIFORM IS TAILORED ABIT SMALLER

&& I REALISED I LOOK LIKE A TRAFFIC POLICE OFFICER!!

SOOO GUESS WHAT I DID??

I PUT ON MY SLING BAG

&& WORE MY BELT ON THE OUTSIDE.

WANNA SEE HOW I LOOK LIKE??

*SEE BELOW*

HOW HOW??

GOT THE LOOKS OF A TRAFFIC POLICE OFFICER ANOT??

LMAO!

KLAHH THAT IS ALL I WANNA POST TONIGHT.

I REALLI HOPE I WILL GET TO BE IN THE POLICE FORCE

SO THAT I CAN

SAMAN YOU PEOPLE!!

WAKAKAKA

OH YES.

IF I HAPPEN TO STOP YOU IN THE FUTURE

WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING

DON'T THINK BY SAYING

"EHH YOU ARE THAT KUKUHEAD GUY IN THE BLOG!"

WILL MAKE ME SMILE && LET YOU OFF EHH.

SAMAN TETAP SAMAN!!

HAHAHAHA

BYE PEOPLE!!

WAN

"TRAFFIC POLICE FANATIC"

KUKUHEAD

I LOVE MY OFF DAYS

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 ( 1:01 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

YESTERDAY WAS SUCH A TIRING DAY FOR ME.

WENT TO SOOO MANY PLACES.

FIRSTLY WENT TO THE POLICE HEADQUARTERS IN BEDOK

TO CHANGE THE ADDRESS ON MY NRIC.

NOW TO CHANGE YOUR ADDRESS IT IS NO LONGER

AS EASY AS IN THE PAST.

LAST TIME ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO

JUST GO THERE && TELL THEM YOUR NEW ADDRESS

&& THEY WILL UPDATE IT FOR YOU.

BUT I WENT THERE LAST WEEK && NOW YOU WILL NEED

ANY LETTER THAT SHOWS YOU ARE STAYING THERE.

FOR EXAMPLE YOU TELEPHONE BILLS

OR FROM THE BANK OR SOMETHING.

THEN I TOLD THE POLICE OFFICER

IF MY ADDRESS ISN'T CHANGE YET ON MY NRIC

THEN JUST HOW AM I GONNA ASK THE

BANK TO CHANGE MY ADDRESS TO MY NEW ONE??

I AM SURE THEY WOULD NEED TO FOLLOW THE ONE ON MY NRIC.

GOONDOO SIAA THE OFFICER.

THEN SHE KEPT QUIET.

AFTER THAT SHE SAID SHE WILL DO SOMETHING

THEN THEY WILL SEND ME A LETTER TO MY NEW ADDRESS.

SO AFTER I GOT THE LETTER

I WENT THERE AGAIN YESTERDAY.

EVERYTHING WAS FINE && THIS OFFICER ANOTHER GOONDOO.

BEFORE HE CHANGED THE ADDRESS

ON MY NRIC HE ASKED ME TO DOUBLE CHECK

THE NEW ADDRESS ON THE LETTER.

THEN I TOLD HIM IF THE ADDRESS THERE IS WRONG

THEN HOW THE HELL DID I GET THIS LETTER??

IF IT IS WRONG THEN IT WOULD HAVE

ENDED UP IN SOMEONE ELSE

LETTERBOX WHAAAAAT.

HAIYAAA.

THEN AFTER CHANGING MY ADDRESS

I WENT TO THE BANK TO UPDATE MY ADDRESS.

THERE ALSO ANOTHER PROBLEM.

AFTER FILLING IN THE FORM

TO CHANGE MY ADDRESS, I HAD TO SIGN IT.

THEN MY SIGNATURE WASN'T THE SAME.

THEN I HAD TO CHANGE MY SIGNATURE ALL OVER AGAIN.

I TOLD THEM MY SIGNATURE FOLLOWS MY MOOD.

DIFFERENT MOOD DIFFERENT SIGNATURE.

IT TOOK ME LIKE 45 MINS AT THE BANK

JUST TO CHANGE MY ADDRESS WHEN ACTUALLY

IT SHOULD JUST BE OVER IN LIKE 5 MINUTES.

AFTER THAT ME && MY COUSIN TOOK THE TRAIN TO BUGIS

&& WE WENT TO BRAS BASAH SHOPPING COMPLEX.

HE WAS LOOKING FOR A GUITAR.

THE UNCLE AT THE SHOP THINKS WE PRINT MONEY.

HE SAID, "BOY, BUY DRUMS AH. $500 ONLY."

I WAS LIKE WTH.

YOU THINK WHAT??

50CENTS ONLY AHH??

HE KEPT ON ASKING WHETHER WE WANTED THE DRUMS.

SO MY COUSIN JUST BOUGHT A GUITAR && WE LEFT.

THEN I WAS LOOKING FOR A WATCH.

SO WE STOPPED BY A WATCH SHOP

&& I ASKED FOR A PARTICULAR MODEL.

THEN THE LADY ASKED ME WHEN DO I NEED IT.

THEN I JUST FELT LIKE SAYING

"I'LL NEED IT WHEN I NEED TO KNOW THE TIME??"

IT WAS JUST A RIDICULOUS QUESTION SIAAA.

BUT THE WATCH I WANTED WASN'T AVAILABLE

&& I HAD TO ORDER IT.

SO AFTER THAT WE LEFT && WENT TO ORCHARD ROAD.

WENT TO EAT AT FAR EAST PLAZA

THEN AFTER THAT WE WENT TO ZARA AT WHEELOCK

TO MEET UP AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE AS SHE WORKS THERE.

AFTER SOO LONG THEN FINALLY I GET TO SEE HER.

HEES

AFTER THAT WENT TO CINELEISURE

TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD.

YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY THAT GAME.

ITS WAY BETTER THAN COUNTERSTRIKE.

AFTER PLAYING FOR AN HOUR WE WENT HOME.

I WAS SOO TIRED THAT MY HEAD WAS REALLI REALLI GIDDY.

SO YEAA NOW HERE I AM ENJOYING MY 2ND DAY OFF!

WOOTS WOOTS!

SO YEAH FOR TODAY

I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE WATCH SHOP TO COLLECT

THE WATCH I WANTED YESTERDAY.

THEN AFTER THAT I'LL HEAD HOME.

OH YEAA I NOTICED SOME SIGNS THAT WERE QUITE MISLEADING.

FOR EXAMPLE THE ONE IN THE TRAIN.

THERE ARE THREE DIFFERENT DRAWINGS.

IT SAYS THIS SEAT SHOULD BE GIVEN

TO THE ELDERLY, PREGNANT LADIES

&& PEOPLE WITH YOUNG CHILDREN.

BUT THE PICTURE SEEMS LIKE A MAN ***KING THE KID.

SOO THE SEATS SHOULD BE FOR

THE ELDERLY, PREGNANT LADIES && PAEDOPHILES.

OR MAYBE IF I SIT LIKE THE ONE IN THE DRAWING ALSO CAN??

YEAA LIKE THAT.
ITS THE SAME WHAAAT.
JUST SIT ON SOMEONE'S LAP.
THEN THE SIGNBOARD BELOW IS THE ONE AT FAR EAST PLAZA.
IT SHOWS WHERE ARE THE TOILETS
BUT IF YOU SEE PROPERLY
IT ACTUALLY SHOWS
THAT THE ONE ON THE LEFT OF THE SIGN THAT THEY HAVE TOILETS
&& THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SIGN SHOWS THEY HAVE
A ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE SEX.

WHATEVER LAA.
THAT IS MY POST FOR NOW.
KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING YEAAA.
BYE BYE PEOPLE!
.
WAN
THE
"DIRTY-MINDED"
KUKUHEAD

FINALLY IT IS MY DAY OFF

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 ( 11:17 AM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

FINALLY IT IS MY OFF DAY!!

DON'T HAVE TO SMELL PIZZA!!

LIKE AFTER 5 DAYS WORKING STRAIGHT

THEN I GET MY 2 DAYS OFF!!

WOOTS WOOTS!!

THURSDAY GONNA WORK AGAIN THEN

FRIDAY ANOTHER DAY OFF.

-__-

WELL TODAY NOT PRETTY SURE WHAT I AM GONNA DO.

GONNA GO OUT WITH MY COUSIN I GUESS.

IT HAS BEEN QUITE SOME TIME SINCE I VISITED

ALL THE BLOGS THAT I HAVE LINKED.

THEN JUST NOW I WENT TO CLICK ON EVERY BLOG.

ALL 80 OF THEM.

SOME OF THEM HAVE CHANGED THEIR LINKS.

THEN NEVER TELL ME.

HAHAHA

SOME ALSO HAVE MADE THEIR BLOGS PRIVATE.

THEN I CANNOT GO INSIDE.

SOME LAGI WORST.

BLOG DAH LAMA MATI!!

ITS MIDDLE MARCH

&& THEIR LAST POST WAS ON JANUARY.

HAHAHAHA

THEN I WENT FRIENDSTER-HOPPING.

I WENT THRU ALL THE STRANGERS THAT HAD ADDED ME

&& I DELETED ALL THOSE THAT ADDED ME UP

THEN KEEP QUIET.

THEN I WENT THRU MY MSN LIST.

I DELETED ALL THOSE STRANGERS THAT

ADDED ME UP THEN NEVER TALK ONE.

HAHAHA

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY.

JUST FELT LIKE DOING SPRING CLEANING

ON FRIENDSTER && MSN.

I FOUND SOME PICTURES IN MY HARD DISK

THAT I SNAPPED TWO WEEKS AGO.

THE

threeBOREDkukuheads™

WERE WALKING AROUND BUGIS AREA

THEN WE REALISED THAT SYAM HAD A SHOP

&& HE DIDN'T TELL US.

THEN AFTER THAT WE SPOTTED

ANOTHER

threeBOREDkukuheads™

BUT IT'S THE INDIAN MUSLIM VERSION.

.
HISYAM SAYS
HE IS THE ONE SITTING FACING THE RIGHT BECAUSE
THAT GUY WEARS A GOLD WATCH.
SAME AS HISYAM.
YOU CAN SEE IN MY BLOG BACKGROUND.
SAME WATCH COLOUR.
HAHAHA
.
THEN HE SAYS IRRSYAH IS THE ONE SITTING
AT THE FAR BACK.
IT IS BECAUSE THE WAY THAT GUY IS SITTING
LIKE SOOO EMO.
WITH HIS HANDS CLASP BELOW HIS CHIN.
SINCE IRRSYAH LIKE EMO EMO LIKE THAT
SO THAT SHALL BE HIM.
HAHAHA
.
THEN THE LAST GUY IS ME WITH
HIS "SELAMBA" FACE
SITTING DOWN DAYDREAMING.
.
SO YEAH THAT IS MY UPDATE FOR NOW.
I'LL UPDATE AGAIN TONIGHT MOST PROBABLY.
.
TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!
KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING YEAA.
.
WAN
KUKUHEAD

A MASSAGE THERAPIST AS A WIFE??

Sunday, March 15, 2009 ( 11:59 PM )

BEGGING FOR

SOMEONE TO DONATE THIS

TO MY WORKPLACE!!

I NEED THIS BADLY!!

LIFE WOULD BE A BREEZE WITH IT.

GOSH I JUST NEED A GOOD MASSAGE BADLY!!

MY BACK HURTS.

MY LEGS ARE ACHING.

IT'S LIKE I FEEL LIKE CRACKING MY SPINE NOW

LIKE HOW WE CRACK OUR FINGERS.

ALL THOSE CRACKING SOUNDS.

CONFIRM SHIOKK ONE.

FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT I HAD TO WORK IN THE KITCHEN.

THANKS TO THAT STUPID I.T. FAIR AT SUNTEC CITY.

I HAD TO WORK ON FRIDAY, SATURDAY && SUNDAY.

I HAD TO STAND UP && CUT PIZZA EVERYTHING.

URGH DOES ANYONE KNOWS

WHO IS THE BOSS OF THAT OSIM COMPANY??

I WANT

A FREAKING MASSAGE CHAIR

FROM YOU!!

I CAN IMAGINE MYSELF AFTER WORK

JUST SITTING DOWN ON THAT CHAIR FOR HALF AN HOUR.

SURE BEST ONE!!

WOOOOOO!!
.

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD FIND A GIRLFRIEND.

SO THAT SHE CAN HELP MASSAGE MY BACK!!

HAHAHA

SO IN MY CRITERIA FOR A GIRLFRIEND

SHE MUST KNOW MASSAGING SKILLS.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING ALMOST EVERYDAY

EVERSINCE THE HOLIDAYS STARTED.

BUT THE THING THAT ANNOYS ME MOST

IS WHEN THE PAY COMES IN.

WE WORK LIKE HELL THEN

THE PAY THAT COMES ALSO LIKE HELL.

FIRSTLY, IT'S JUST $4.50 PER HOUR.

BUT MINE IS $4.75 PER HOUR AS I HAVE

A LIL BIT HIGHER RANK THAN THEM.
WORK FOR ONE HOUR && ALL I CAN BUY IS

ONE HAPPY MEAL FROM McDONALDS I GUESS.

SECONDLY, SINCE MY HOURLY RATE IS SOO LOW ALREADY

THEN THIS UNCLE BELOW ADDED ON TO THE BURDEN.

YES THAT UNCLE!!

HE && HIS CPF POLICY!!

WTH!!

WHATEVER MY PAY THAT I AM SUPPOSE

TO GET, 20% GOES TO CPF.

LIKE WTH SIAA.

I AM STILL YOUNG.

I AM WORKING SO THAT I CAN SUPPORT MYSELF.

SO CAN I JUST GET ALL MY PAY NOW??

WHEN I AM ABIT FINANCIALLY STABLE IN A FEW YEARS

TIME WHEN I AM 20 OR SOMETHING THEN YOU CAN

TAKE ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT.
.

I JUST CHECKED MY CPF ACCOUNT MOMENTS AGO.

EVERSINCE I STARTED WORK

ON MAY 2006 TILL NOW

I HAVE COLLECTED A TOTAL OF

$2165.12

THAT IS ALOT!!

I COULD HAVE BOUGHT MYSELF BRACES!!

THANKS TO THAT UNCLE AGAIN.

SOO BY THE TIME I AM 65

MY CPF ACCOUNT WILL HAVE TONNES OF MONEY.

BY THAT TIME I AM FREAKING OLD && WRINKLED!!

JUST WHAT CAN I DO WITH THAT MONEY BY THEN??

I CAN'T ENJOY MYSELF!!

WHAT CAN I BUY AT THAT KIND OF AGE??

MAYBE THIS WHEELCHAIR
SO THAT I CAN GO AROUND ORCHARD ROAD
FLIRTING WITH OLD AUNTIES FASTER??
.
OR MAYBE
I CAN
EHEM EHEM
.

.
GO BATAM??
HAHAHAHAHA
.
NO LAAA I WILL NEVER DO THAT.
REALLI I SWEAR!!
.
ALAHH
WHATEVER LAHH.
NO USE GRUMBLING ABOUT THIS CPF THING.
ALL I WANT IS SOMEBODY TO
MASSAGE MY BACK && LEGS!!
.
OHH YA
I NOTICED SOMETHING
WHEN I PASSED BY SUNTEC CITY JUST NOW.
SINGAPOREANS HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING
ABOUT THESE RECESSION EVERYTHING.
.
TO THOSE WHO WENT TO THE I.T. FAIR,
DID YOU NOTICE MANY PEOPLE
WERE ACTUALLY
BUYING ALOT OF THINGS??
BIG PLASMA TVs
LAPTOPS
PRINTERS
&& LOTS MORE ELECTRONIC ITEMS.
IT MEANS THEY DO HAVE MONEY TO SPLURGE.
.
TAXI FARE HIKE
PETROL PRICES HIKE
COMPLAIN HERE COMPLAIN THERE.
TYPICAL SINGAPOREANS.
.
ERMM ABOUT MY ACHING BACK && CPF THINGY
I WASN'T COMPLAINING EHH.
COMPLAINING && TELLING IS TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
REALLI NEVER LIE.
.
RIDHWAN
THE
"FATIGUE"
KUKUHEAD

FINALLY IT'S BACK UP && RUNNING

Friday, March 13, 2009 ( 11:58 AM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

WOAHH THIS BLOG HAS BEEN SOO DEAD FOR WEEKS.

IT HAS BEEN AGES SINCE I LAST BLOG

&& NOW I FEEL WEIRD BLOGGING.

LOST MY TOUCH I GUESS.

HAHAHA

WELL MANY THINGS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE RECENTLY.

I SCREWED UP SOMETHING VERY BADLY.

I AM SOO ASHAMED TO FACE HER NOW.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO APOLOGISE TO HER.

FOR THE FIRST TIME I HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS SOO BAD.

NEVERMIND I SHALL NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

SO NOW I AM HAVING MY ONE MONTH HOLIDAYS.

ALL I WANNA DO IS

WORK WORK WORK!!

SIMPAN DUIT NAK KAHWIN LAHH.

*macam paham*

I WANNA POST SOME PICTURES ABOUT MY PROJECTS

SO THAT YOU GUYS CAN SEE WHAT

WE HAVE BEEN DOING IN SCHOOL THAT

MADE US SOOO BUSY WE COULD'NT EVEN BLOG.

BUT I CAN'T.

BECAUSE MY HARD DISK ISN'T WITH ME.

I'LL SHOW IT IN MY NEXT POST.

ON WEDNESDAY WE HAD OUR EXAM.

IT WAS ONLY ONE PAPER.

I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY SHOULD CALL IT AN EXAM.

IT WAS LIKE SOO EASY??

NOT THAT I AM BRAGGING OR WHAT.

TOTAL THERE WERE LIKE 30 QUESTIONS.

&& 25 QUESTIONS WERE LIKE MCQ.

MCQ??

MCQ???

WHAT THE HELL!!

EASY SIAA.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER YOU CAN JUST

TIKAM TIKAM!!

I COULD HAVE EVEN BROUGHT A DICE

TO HELP ME CHOOSE.

SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THE ANSWERS WERE RATHER OBVIOUS.

ITS LIKE THEY TRY TO MAKE THE OPTIONS DIFFICULT.

THEY TWIST THE WORDS EVERYTHING.

NICE TRY LAA EHH.

THEN THE OTHER 5 QUESTIONS WERE

DRAWING && SHADING QUESTIONS.

I TALK SOO BIG HERE THAT IT'S EASY

SEKALI I FAIL!!

PAISEHH SIAAA!!

NEMMIND IF I FAIL I WILL REMOVE THIS POST.

CAN CAN?

HAHAHA

THE PAPER WAS FROM 830 TO 10.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE I HAD THOUGHT

OF NOT BATHING TO SCHOOL.

I FELT IT WASN'T NECCESSARY

TO BATH BECAUSE AFTER THE PAPER

I'LL GO STRAIGHT HOME TO SLEEP.

SO WHAT FOR SHOWER!!

HAHAHA

LUCKILY I WAS KNOCKED BACK TO MY SENSES

&& I SHOWERED.

WELL I HOPE MY GPA WILL BE HIGH ENOUGH

TO KEEP ME IN BRIDGE LEADER.

I GOT THE FEELING MY GPA WILL BE LOW.

TO ALL THE BRIDGE LEADERS IN BISHAN ITE
PREPARE FOR MY FAREWELL PARTY ALRIGHT??

HAIYAH NOW ALL THE SENIORS HAVE GRADUATED.

NO MORE

HOT KAKAK-KAKAKs TO SEE.

NO MORE GOTHIC CHICKS.

THEY WERE THE COOLEST IN THE SCHOOL!!

THERE'S JUST TWO OF THEM.

WITH THEIR EYELINERS EVERYTHING.

I AM SURE EVERYONE IN BISHAN KNOWS WHO

I AM REFERRING TO RIGHT RIGHT??

I AM SURE IRRSYAH KNOWS TOO!!

*EHEM EHEM*

SYAH LIKES TO SEE THE ABIT PLUMP ONE.

I LIKE TO SEE THE SLIMMER ONE.

THEY WERE OUR IDOL!!

BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SOO UNIQUE && COOL!!

HAHAHAHA

NOW WHAT IS LEFT IS MY BATCH

&& THE RECENT JANUARY INTAKE.

MY BATCH STILL GOT PRETTY GIRL TO SEE!!

HEEHEE

BUT THE RECENT JANUARY INTAKE

GOT AFEW ONLY.

THE REST ALL MINAHs.

HOHOHO

NEMMIND NEMMIND

I SHALL WAIT FOR THE NEW COMING

APRIL INTAKE!!

WOOTS WOOTS!

*dah miang ckitt*

SO WHEN SCHOOL REOPENS

WE ARE GONNA BE 2ND YEAR STUDENTS.

WOOO THEN WE HAVE MORE RIGHTS

TO BULLY THE JUNIORS!!

HAHAHA

THOSE COMING TO BISHAN IN APRIL

MATI KAU!!

MUAHAHAHA

*ketawa setan*

I SHALL BULLY THEM DURING THEIR ORIENTATION.

*APE PUNYE BRIDGE LEADER NIEE.*

KLAH KLAH

I WANNA SHOWER!!

I WILL UPDATE MORE LATER ALRIGHT!!

THIS BLOG IS BACK ALIVE!!

TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING.

WAN

THE

"BIG BULLY/MIANG"

KUKUHEAD