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I LOVE MY OFF DAYS

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 ( 1:01 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

YESTERDAY WAS SUCH A TIRING DAY FOR ME.

WENT TO SOOO MANY PLACES.

FIRSTLY WENT TO THE POLICE HEADQUARTERS IN BEDOK

TO CHANGE THE ADDRESS ON MY NRIC.

NOW TO CHANGE YOUR ADDRESS IT IS NO LONGER

AS EASY AS IN THE PAST.

LAST TIME ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO

JUST GO THERE && TELL THEM YOUR NEW ADDRESS

&& THEY WILL UPDATE IT FOR YOU.

BUT I WENT THERE LAST WEEK && NOW YOU WILL NEED

ANY LETTER THAT SHOWS YOU ARE STAYING THERE.

FOR EXAMPLE YOU TELEPHONE BILLS

OR FROM THE BANK OR SOMETHING.

THEN I TOLD THE POLICE OFFICER

IF MY ADDRESS ISN'T CHANGE YET ON MY NRIC

THEN JUST HOW AM I GONNA ASK THE

BANK TO CHANGE MY ADDRESS TO MY NEW ONE??

I AM SURE THEY WOULD NEED TO FOLLOW THE ONE ON MY NRIC.

GOONDOO SIAA THE OFFICER.

THEN SHE KEPT QUIET.

AFTER THAT SHE SAID SHE WILL DO SOMETHING

THEN THEY WILL SEND ME A LETTER TO MY NEW ADDRESS.

SO AFTER I GOT THE LETTER

I WENT THERE AGAIN YESTERDAY.

EVERYTHING WAS FINE && THIS OFFICER ANOTHER GOONDOO.

BEFORE HE CHANGED THE ADDRESS

ON MY NRIC HE ASKED ME TO DOUBLE CHECK

THE NEW ADDRESS ON THE LETTER.

THEN I TOLD HIM IF THE ADDRESS THERE IS WRONG

THEN HOW THE HELL DID I GET THIS LETTER??

IF IT IS WRONG THEN IT WOULD HAVE

ENDED UP IN SOMEONE ELSE

LETTERBOX WHAAAAAT.

HAIYAAA.

THEN AFTER CHANGING MY ADDRESS

I WENT TO THE BANK TO UPDATE MY ADDRESS.

THERE ALSO ANOTHER PROBLEM.

AFTER FILLING IN THE FORM

TO CHANGE MY ADDRESS, I HAD TO SIGN IT.

THEN MY SIGNATURE WASN'T THE SAME.

THEN I HAD TO CHANGE MY SIGNATURE ALL OVER AGAIN.

I TOLD THEM MY SIGNATURE FOLLOWS MY MOOD.

DIFFERENT MOOD DIFFERENT SIGNATURE.

IT TOOK ME LIKE 45 MINS AT THE BANK

JUST TO CHANGE MY ADDRESS WHEN ACTUALLY

IT SHOULD JUST BE OVER IN LIKE 5 MINUTES.

AFTER THAT ME && MY COUSIN TOOK THE TRAIN TO BUGIS

&& WE WENT TO BRAS BASAH SHOPPING COMPLEX.

HE WAS LOOKING FOR A GUITAR.

THE UNCLE AT THE SHOP THINKS WE PRINT MONEY.

HE SAID, "BOY, BUY DRUMS AH. $500 ONLY."

I WAS LIKE WTH.

YOU THINK WHAT??

50CENTS ONLY AHH??

HE KEPT ON ASKING WHETHER WE WANTED THE DRUMS.

SO MY COUSIN JUST BOUGHT A GUITAR && WE LEFT.

THEN I WAS LOOKING FOR A WATCH.

SO WE STOPPED BY A WATCH SHOP

&& I ASKED FOR A PARTICULAR MODEL.

THEN THE LADY ASKED ME WHEN DO I NEED IT.

THEN I JUST FELT LIKE SAYING

"I'LL NEED IT WHEN I NEED TO KNOW THE TIME??"

IT WAS JUST A RIDICULOUS QUESTION SIAAA.

BUT THE WATCH I WANTED WASN'T AVAILABLE

&& I HAD TO ORDER IT.

SO AFTER THAT WE LEFT && WENT TO ORCHARD ROAD.

WENT TO EAT AT FAR EAST PLAZA

THEN AFTER THAT WE WENT TO ZARA AT WHEELOCK

TO MEET UP AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE AS SHE WORKS THERE.

AFTER SOO LONG THEN FINALLY I GET TO SEE HER.

HEES

AFTER THAT WENT TO CINELEISURE

TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD.

YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY THAT GAME.

ITS WAY BETTER THAN COUNTERSTRIKE.

AFTER PLAYING FOR AN HOUR WE WENT HOME.

I WAS SOO TIRED THAT MY HEAD WAS REALLI REALLI GIDDY.

SO YEAA NOW HERE I AM ENJOYING MY 2ND DAY OFF!

WOOTS WOOTS!

SO YEAH FOR TODAY

I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE WATCH SHOP TO COLLECT

THE WATCH I WANTED YESTERDAY.

THEN AFTER THAT I'LL HEAD HOME.

OH YEAA I NOTICED SOME SIGNS THAT WERE QUITE MISLEADING.

FOR EXAMPLE THE ONE IN THE TRAIN.

THERE ARE THREE DIFFERENT DRAWINGS.

IT SAYS THIS SEAT SHOULD BE GIVEN

TO THE ELDERLY, PREGNANT LADIES

&& PEOPLE WITH YOUNG CHILDREN.

BUT THE PICTURE SEEMS LIKE A MAN ***KING THE KID.

SOO THE SEATS SHOULD BE FOR

THE ELDERLY, PREGNANT LADIES && PAEDOPHILES.

OR MAYBE IF I SIT LIKE THE ONE IN THE DRAWING ALSO CAN??

YEAA LIKE THAT.
ITS THE SAME WHAAAT.
JUST SIT ON SOMEONE'S LAP.
THEN THE SIGNBOARD BELOW IS THE ONE AT FAR EAST PLAZA.
IT SHOWS WHERE ARE THE TOILETS
BUT IF YOU SEE PROPERLY
IT ACTUALLY SHOWS
THAT THE ONE ON THE LEFT OF THE SIGN THAT THEY HAVE TOILETS
&& THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SIGN SHOWS THEY HAVE
A ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE SEX.

WHATEVER LAA.
THAT IS MY POST FOR NOW.
KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING YEAAA.
BYE BYE PEOPLE!
.
WAN
THE
"DIRTY-MINDED"
KUKUHEAD