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announcement

Saturday, May 30, 2009 ( 1:02 PM )

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT

TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN LINKED IN THIS BLOG

&& HAVE CHANGED YOUR BLOG URL

OR DELETED YOUR BLOG

OR WHATSOEVER

PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK YOUR LINKS

WHETHER HAVE I UPDATED YOUR NEW URL.

IF I HAVE NOT THEN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO UPDATE ME.

TO THOSE WHO HAVE DELETED YOUR BLOGS

PLEASE TELL ME TOO.

I HAVE TOO MANY PICTURES

OVER THERE THAT LINKS TO NOWHERE.

PICTURES THAT GOES NOWHERE

WILL BE REMOVED BY NEXT SATURDAY.

TO THOSE OUT THERE WHO WANTS

the

threeBOREDkukuheads™

TO LINK YOU UP

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TELL US.

WE ARE FRIENDLY CREATURES.

THANK YOU VERY NICE.

WAN

KUKUHEAD

KUKUHEAD?? KUKUBIRD??

( 11:15 AM )

HEYHEYHEY

IT HAS BEEN QUITE SOME TIME SINCE I UPDATED.

LATEST UPDATE WAS LAST WEDNESDAY

BUT THAT WAS JUST A SHORT POST.

OKAY LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENED

THIS LAST FEW DAYS BUT

I LAZY WANNA TYPE.

HOW HOW HOW??

NO NEED AHH EHH??

HEH.

WELL RECENTLY PART OF MY SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT

IS TO DRAW A TELEVISION REMOTE CONTROL

ON THE COMPUTER USING A

SU-PA-DU-PA-MA-DA-FA-KA

COMPLICATED SOFTWARE.

THE PROJECT STARTED LIKE A MONTH AGO

&& THE DEADLINE WAS YESTERDAY.

BUT I JUST STARTED TO DO IT ON THURSDAY.

WHAT THE HELL RIGHT??

SO I WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL && I JUST GRABBED

ONE OF MY REMOTE CONTROLS TO SCHOOL

&& I AM THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO HATES

BRINGING BAGS TO SCHOOL

BECAUSE MY LESSONS DOESN'T NEED MUCH THINGS.

ALL I NEED IS A THUMBDRIVE.

SO I PLACED THE REMOTE CONTROL IN MY PANTS FRONT POCKET.

IT FITTED NICELY SO I THOUGHT THERE SHUDN'T BE ANY PROBLEMS.

THEN WHEN I REACHED AT THE BUS STOP ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL

I COULD NOT SIT DOWN

BECAUSE THE REMOTE WAS TOO LONG.

SO I HAD TO TAKE IT OUT & HOLD IT.

DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID

IT LOOKS LIKE TO HOLD

A TELEVISION REMOTE CONTROL

AT A BUS STOP

WHICH DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TV?

THAT'S AT THE BUS STOP

WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS.

THEN THAT'S IN THE BUS.

PATHETIC SIAA.

THEY MUST BE WONDERING HARD

WHY AM I HOLDING ON TO A REMOTE IN THE BUS.

CAN CHANGE CHANNEL ON TV MOBILE AHH??

.
SO BASICLY FOR MY SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT

I HAVE TO BRING A REMOTE CONTROL

FROM HOME && I HAVE TO DRAW IT IN THE COMPUTER

USING A VERY COMPLEX SOFTWARE.

I WILL HAVE TO DRAW EVERY SINGLE DETAIL ABOUT IT.

I HAVE TO UNSCREW IT & ALSO DRAW THE ELECTRONICS INSIDE.

IF YOU SAY IT SOUNDS EASY

DON'T YAYA PAPAYA CAN??

HAHAHA

SO THIS IS THE REMOTE CONTROL I BROUGHT.

IT SEEMS EASY TO DRAW THEN WHILE FIDDLING WITH IT IN THE BUS

I REALISED THERE IS A HIDDEN COMPARTMENT.
.

THAT MEANS I HAVE TO DRAW MORE THINGS && DETAILS!!

LIKE WHAT THE HELL SIAA.

MENYUSAHKAN AKU AJE.

.
THEN RIGHT WHEN I REACH SCHOOL && ON THE WAY TO CLASS

USUALLY I WILL TAKE THE LIFT TO THE

4TH FLOOR WHERE MY CLASS IS.

BUT THEN ON THAT PARTICULAR DAY

I DIDN'T KNOW WHY I GOOD BOY && DECIDED TO TAKE THE STAIRS.

SO I TOOK A DIFFERENT PATH TO CLASS

THEN OUT OF NOWHERE

A $2 NOTE FELL FROM THE SKY.

PROBABLY FELL FROM THE UPPER FLOORS.

SEE THE ARROW IN THE PICTURE BELOW.
.

I WAS LISTENING TO MY MP3 THEN

I WAS LIKE

"EHH??! DUIT??!"

SO I PICKED IT UP && WALKED AWAY.

HAHAHAHA

TO WHOEVER WAS THE OWNER OF THE MONEY

FINDERS KEEPERS

LOSERS WEEPERS

SO YEAH WHEN I REACHED CLASS

I STARTED TO DO MY ASSIGNMENT.
SO THE PICTURE BELOW

IS WHAT I MANAGE TO COMPLETE THAT DAY.

ITS ONLY THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF MY REMOTE CONTROL.

THE LEFT SIDE IS YET TO BE COMPLETED.
.

.
THEN CLASS ENDED AT 4PM
&& I HAD TO GO TO WORK.
WORK WAS OKAY.
SERVE THE HUNGRY GHOSTS THERE
THEN WHEN THE MATS COME
WITH THEIR MINAHS
I CAN WASH WASH MY EYES.
HEHEHE
.
SO I REACHED HOME AROUND 12AM.
SUPER LATE SIAA
THEN THE NEXT DAY GOT SCHOOL SUMMORE!!
.
SO I WAS SOOO TIRED I SLEPT.
SCHOOL STARTS ON 8AM ON FRIDAYS.
I AM SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
I MAKE MY OWN TIMETABLE RIGHT??
HEH.
SO I REACHED SCHOOL AT 11AM INSTEAD.
THEN I RECALLED THERE IS A CLASS TEST!!
WHEN I OPENED THE CLASS DOOR
THE TEST WAS JUST ABOUT TO START!!
DAMN LUCKY SIAA TO ARRIVE JUST IN TIME.
BUT THE PROBLEM WAS I DIDN'T STUDY AT ALL!!
I KNOW NUTS ABOUT IT.
BUT IT WAS AN MCQ TEST.
SO I JUST PICKED THE ANSWERS THAT SOUND CORRECT.
&& GUESS WHAAAT!!
I PASSED THE TEST!!
.

CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE IT.
OUT OF 30 QUESTIONS I GOT 20 CORRECT.
THAT IS HOW LUCKY I AM.
HAHAHA
.
SO AFTER THE TEST ENDED
ME && MY FRIENDS WENT TO THE MOSQUE
FOR OUR JUMAAT SPECIAL.
-FRIDAY PRAYERS-
IN THE MOSQUE THERE IS A TELEVISION
ON THE 2ND && 3RD FLOOR
IT WILL SHOW WHATEVER THAT IS HAPPENING
ON THE FIRST FLOOR.
SO BEFORE I SAT DOWN I TOOK OUT MY REMOTE.
SO I GESTURED TO THEM PRETENDING THAT I COULD
CHANGE THE CHANNELS AND IT DID!!
.
I WAS SHOCKED AND THEN WE COULD NOT STOP GIGGLING!!
THERE WERE PEOPLE BEHIND US WHO WAS WATCHING THE TV.
SO I PANICKED && PUSHED THE REMOTE TO MY FRIEND.
HAHAHA.
KAT MASJID PON PERANGAI MACAM SIAAK.
.

.
THEN AFTER SCHOOL I HAD TO GO TO WORK.
WAHLAOO I AM SOOO DAMN TIRED.
THURSDAY/FRIDAY/SATURDAY/SUNDAY
WORK WORK WORK!!
WORK LIKE TOOT
THEN PAY OSO LIKE TOOT!!
.
WELL NOW WE HAVE A NEW TECHNOLOGY AT MY WORKPLACE.
PIZZAHUT MARINA SQUARE
IS THE FIRST PIZZAHUT IN SINGAPORE
THAT WILL BE TAKING ORDERS
FROM OUR HUNGRY GHOSTS USING A PDA.
.

THE MAMAK RESTAURANT
AT BUKIT TIMAH SOO LONG USE ALREADY
THEN NOW ONLY PIZZAHUT WANNA USE.
BUT IT IS SOO LAGGING!!
I HAVE TO PRESS ONE BY ONE && WAIT.
SO IF THE CUSTOMER SAYS HIS ORDER VERY FAST
I WILL HAVE PROBLEM CATCHING UP.
IT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE SIAA.
IT IS SUPPOSE TO HELP US KEY IN ORDERS FASTER.
NOT DELAY US.
ITS BIG SUMMORE.
SO IF GOT ANY FUSSY CUSTOMERS
THEN I CAN THROW IT AT HIS FACE.
SURE COMA ONE.
.
OH ONE MORE THING BEFORE I END MY POST
I LEARN AN EMBARRASSING LESSON RECENTLY AT WORK.
I REALISED THAT I SHOULD NOT DRINK SOFTDRINKS WHILE I WORK.
AT MY WORKPLACE WE CAN DRINK
ALL THE SOFT DRINKS AS IT IS FREE FLOW.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS JUST PRESS THE BUTTON.
WE CAN DRINK
PEPSI/7UP/MIRINDA ORANGE/ROOTBEER/PEPSI LITE.
WORK THERE EVERYDAY
&& YOU WILL SURE GET DIABETIS.
.

I AM SURE YOU GUYS KNOW THAT
WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH CARBONATED DRINKS
SOMETIMES THE GAS EXITS THRU YOUR NOSE.
&& IT CAN BE PAINFUL AT TIMES.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU DRINK COCA COLA.
SO WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT
I DRANK TOO MUCH PEPSI
&& WHILE I WAS TAKING DOWN ORDERS FROM A CUSTOMER
THE GAS ACTUALLY CAME OUT THROUGH MY NOSE
&& IT HURTS SOO BAD
THAT MY EYES TEARED UP.
HAHAHAHA
PAISEHH SIAA!!
THE CUSTOMER LAUGHED AT ME.
.
IF ONLY WE HAD BANDUNG IN OUR MENU.
LIFE WOULD BE A BLISS.

.
KLAHH THAT IS ALL I GOTTA BLOG!!
KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING ALRIGHT!!
TAKE CARE EVERYONE.
.
WAN
THE ULTIMATE GOONDOO
KUKUHEAD

SOMETHING NOT RANDOM

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 ( 12:33 AM )

WAN

KUKUHEAD

IS HAPPY THE WAY HE IS NOW.

LOVE CAN COME LATER.

MY LIFE IS JUST LIKE HIS.

HAPPILY IN MY OWN WORLD.

LOVE?

THAT CAN WAIT.

THE SIMPLE KUKUHEAD

WITH SIMPLE NEEDS

CHOOSE THE WAY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE

Saturday, May 23, 2009 ( 12:09 PM )

SEVERAL FRIENDS OF MINE TOLD ME THAT MY LIFE IS FULL OF THINGS.

JUST READ ALL THE POSTS IN MY BLOG.

EVERYDAY SURE GOT SOMETHING

FUNNY OR EXCITING THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

I JUST SMILED TO THEM.

WELL ACTUALLY MY LIFE IS NO DIFFERENT

THAN ANYONE OF YOU OUT THERE.

IT IS JUST THE WAY YOU CHOOSE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE.

DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS AROUND YOU FOR GRANTED.

LOOK AT THEM FROM DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

& YOU WILL SEE IT THE WAY I SEE THINGS.

SOME PEOPLE WHEN THEY TRAVEL FROM

POINT A TO POINT B

THEY WILL JUST TRAVEL.

WHEN I TRAVEL FROM

POINT A TO POINT B

I OBSERVE MY SURROUNDINGS.

I LOOK AT WHAT IS GOING ON.

I ALWAYS QUESTION MYSELF

WHY IS THAT GUY DOING THAT?

WHY IS THAT MINAH DRESSING THAT WAY?

WHY? WHAT? WHERE? WHO? HOW?

THAT IS HOW I SEE THINGS.

DON'T BE IGNORANT. BE OBSERVANT.

ALWAYS THINK OUT OF THE BOX.

LIFE IS SHORT. ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST.

CHEERS!

WAN

THE NOTHING SPECIAL

KUKUHEAD

IT IS NOT PHOTOSHOP-PED

( 11:37 AM )

THAT IS GARY.

SPONGEBOB'S LOVELY PET.

EVERYONE KNOWS HIM RIGHT?

WELL TODAY IS JUST A SHORT POST.

JUST WANNA TELL YOU WHAT I SAW YESTERDAY NIGHT

THAT GOT ME FREAKED OUT.

I AM SURE EVERYONE HAS SEEN A SNAIL.

BUT HOW MANY OF YOU THINK

YOU HAVE SEEN THE BIGGEST SNAIL??

I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK.

A FEW MORE BLOCK TO REACH MY HOUSE.

WHILE LISTENING && SINGING

TO CARELESS WHISPER BY GEORGE MICHAEL IN MY MP3

I SAW SOMETHING BIG && BLACK ON THE FLOOR.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SHOE OR SOMETHING.
THEN WHEN I CAME CLOSE TO IT

I IMMEDIATELY GRABBED MY CROTCH.

HAHAHA!!

DON'T ASK ME WHY

BUT ITS A STANDARD REACTION FOR ME

WHENEVER I SEE CREEPY THINGS THAT FREAK ME OUT

LIKE COCKROACHES OR RATS.

SEE BELOW TO SEE WHAT I SAW.

YEAH TO YOU

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A NORMAL SNAIL RIGHT??

WHILE TAKING THE PICTURE

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HOW CAN I SNAP

THE PICTURE TO SHOW YOU ALL HOW BIG IT IS.
THEN I REMOVED MY SHOE

&& PLACED NEXT TO IT.

WOOO

CAN YOU SEE HOW BIG IS THAT HOLY SNAIL??

ITS AS LONG AS HALF OF MY SHOE!!

ACTUALLY SUPPOSE TO BE SLIGHTLY LONGER

BUT WHILE PUTTING MY SHOE NEXT TO IT

I ACCIDENTLY HIT IT && IT WENT BACK INSIDE ITS SHELL.

THEN SLOWLY IT WENT OUT BACK.

THEN NOW DON'T TELL ME THAT

THE SNAIL IS HUGE

BECAUSE MY SHOE IS SMALL OKAY??!!

I AM WEARING SIZE 9.5 OKAY??

EASY TO SAY

THE SNAIL IS ROUGHLY 15CM LONG.

&& ITS HEIGHT IS ABOUT 9CM TALL.

JUST CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE IT.

I WAS LIKE AMAZED AS I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SNAILS

CAN GROW UP TO THAT BIG

&& JUST HOW THE HELL DID IT END UP THERE??

IT IS LIKE IN A MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

ALL CONCRETE FLOORS && NO GARDENS/JUNGLES.

UNLESS I SEE IT IN BOTANIC GARDENS

THEN I UNDERSTAND.

GET WHAT I MEAN??

SO I CONTINUED WALKING HOME

WITH THAT AMAZED LOOK ON MY FACE.

HAHAHAHA

THEN I TURNED ON THE COMPUTER

&& I GOOGLED

"GIANT SNAIL"

THIS IS WHAT I GET.
.

THEY CALL IT THE

AFRICAN SNAIL.

BUT WE ARE IN SINGAPORE LEHH??

I DON'T KNOW LAHH.

THEN I FOUND ANOTHER PICTURE.

HAHAHA

THAT IS HOW SNAILS

DO THEIR THANG!!

THAT'S HOW THEY HANKY PANKY.

EEE ALL SLIMY SLIMY.

NO NEED LUBRICANT.

HAHAHA

WELL IF ANY OF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN A LARGER SNAIL

THAN WHAT I SAW

FEEL FREE TO TELL ME ALRIGHT!!

IF I WERE TO COOK IT IN CURRY

&& PAY YOU TO EAT IT

WILL YOU??

WAN

KUKUHEAD

HOLY SMOKE!!

Thursday, May 21, 2009 ( 6:56 PM )

-WATCH THIS VIDEO BELOW-

IF ANY OF YOU OUT THERE CAN DO THIS

PLEASE INFORM ME.

I REALLY WANNA SEE IT IN FRONT OF MY EYES.

WAN

KUKUHEAD

DON'T LET PEOPLE BITE YOUR KUKUBIRD

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 ( 11:51 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

AIYAHH

I AM SO TIRED

ACTUALLY && I DECIDED NOT TO BLOG.

BUT THE BOREDOM IS KILLING ME

SO I DECIDED TO JUST BLOG.

THIS IS NOT A PROPER POST BY THE WAY.

I ACTUALLY WANTED TO BLOG ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

THAT ONE WILL COME IN MY NEXT POST.

I WAS READING TODAY'S NEWPAPER

&& THIS ARTICLE TOTALLY DISGUSTED ME.

HE ACTUALLY TORTURED HIS GIRLFRIEND'S SON

TILL HE DIED OF HIS INJURIES && THAT BOY IS ONLY 3 YEARS OLD.

THE REASON OF HIS CRIME

IS THAT HE WAS JEALOUS TO SEE HIS GIRLFRIEND

BEING SO CLOSE TO HER SON.

EHH COME ON LAHH && BECAUSE OF THAT YOU TORTURED THAT

INNOCENT CHILD TILL HE DIED??

THE THING THAT DISGUSTED ME THE MOST

WAS HOW HE TORTURED THE BOY.

HE PUNCHED THAT BOY IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY

&& EVEN SLAMMED THE BOY'S FACE AT THE DOOR.

HE EVEN BIT THE BOY'S PENIS && TESTICLES.

WOULD A NORMAL HUMAN DO THAT??

THINK ABOUT IT.

JUST BECAUSE OF A PETTY MATTER

HE DID THIS.

HE WAS SENTENCED TO 7 YEARS IN JAIL

& 12 STROKES OF THE CANE.

I DON'T THINK THAT IS ENOUGH.

HE TOOK AN INNOCENT CHILD'S LIFE.

SHOULD'NT HIS BE TAKEN AWAY TOO??

IDIOT!!

GO BITE A CHILD'S KUKUBIRD

FOR A LAME REASON!!

BITE YOURS THEN YOU KNOW!!
.

WELL ENOUGH IF THAT GUY ALREADY.

HEY ANY OF YOU WATCH AMERICAN IDOL??

ANY OF YOU OUT THERE ADMIRE

ADAM LAMBERT??

HEARD THE NEWS THAT HE IS NOT STRAIGHT??

LET THE PICTURES DO THE TALKING ALRIGHT.

SATISFIED WITH THE PICTURES??

ANYWAY LAST WEEK I WAS IN THE TRAIN WITH MY CLASSMATE.

HE SAID TO ME.

"NAK TENGOK WALLET TEBAL??"

IN ENGLISH

"WANNA SEE A THICK WALLET??"

I WAS LIKE HUH??

THEN HE SHOWED ME THE GUY SITTING OPPOSITE US.

HE WAS HOLDING ON TO HIS WALLET

WHICH IS SUPER THICK!!

THEN I TOLD MY FRIEND INSIDE MUST BE A STACK OF $50.

ROUGHLY $1000 I GUESS??

ITS BLOODY THICK.

THEN THE GUY ACTUALLY TOOK OUT THE

STACK TO COUNT IT.

IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE TRAIN.

IT IS EITHER HE IS STUPID OR PURPOSELY SHOWING OFF.

WHILE HE WAS COUNTING I TRIED TO COUNT TOO.

I THINK I CALCULATED TILL $1500.

SEE THAT THICK STACK IN HIS HANDS??

WAHLAOOWEII

IF ONLY I AM A MAT REP.

I WOULD HAVE ROBBED HIM ON THE SPOT.

SERIOUSLY.

WELL THAT IS ALL I GOTTA TYPE TODAY.

THESE DAYS EVERYNIGHT I AM SWEATING SIAA.

IT IS SOOO HUMID.

IF ONLY LAHH MY HOUSE GOT SWIMMING POOL EHH!!

I WILL BE LIKE SITTING INSIDE THE POOL WHILE I BLOG.

COOL SIAA.

THEN IF FART LATER GOT BUBBLES COME OUT.

HAHAHAHA

WELL LATELY I HAVE BEEN BULLYING SOMEONE.

AMILIA!!

HAHAHAHA

SHE EVERYTIME BULLY ME ONE.

NOW ITS THE OTHER WAY ROUND!!

WOOHOO!!

IT ALL STARTED BECAUSE OF FACEBOOK.

I WAS LIKE BROWSING THRU FACEBOOK THEN I GOT

A NOTIFICATION THAT SHE HIT ME WITH PILLOW.

SO I HIT BACK AHH!!

THEN SHE SCOLD ME SAY WHY I HIT HER

WHEN ACTUALLY SHE HIT ME FIRST.

HAHAHA

THEN SHE STARTED BULLYING ME.

WELL NOW ITS THE OTHER WAY ROUND!!

SHE CLAIMS SHE HAS INSOMNIA.

SO SHE CAN ONLY SLEEP BETWEEN 2 TO 6am.

SO THAT MEANS SHE WILL ONLY WAKE UP AROUND 3 OR 4pm

AS SHE ENDED SCHOOLING ALREADY.

SO EVERYTIME IN SCHOOL AROUND 1pm I WILL PURPOSELY

CALL HER UP SO SHE WILL WAKE UP && CAN'T SLEEP!!

HAHAHAHA

TAKE THAT AMY!!

BLUEKK!!

THIS IS THE PICTURE OF HER.
(SEMPAT EHH PROMOTE)

SHE SAY MY COUSIN IS CUTE.

HAHAHA

BUT WHEN I CALL HER && ASK HER TO SAY HELLO TO MY COUSIN

THEN SHE DON'T WANT.

ACT SHY SHY CAT ONLY!!

SLAP YOU WITH PILLOW THEN YOU KNOW!!

WANNA SEE MY COUSIN WHO??

NAHH SEE BELOW.

CUTE MEHH AMY??

I MORE CUTER LAHH!!

HAHAHA

KLAHH THAT IS ALL I GOTTA SAY FOR NOW.

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING ALRIGHT PEOPLE!!

A GENTLE REMINDER

DON'T GO AROUND BITING

LITTLE BOYS' KUKUBIRD OKAY??

HAHAHA

WAN

KUKUHEAD

I WONDER WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG

Monday, May 18, 2009 ( 8:30 PM )

THE PICTURE ABOVE IS FOR SOMEONE OUT THERE.

SHE KNOWS I AM REFERRING TO HER.

I JUST WANNA TELL HER THAT

WO XIANG NI

WAN

KUKUHEAD

OHH BABEY BABEY

Sunday, May 17, 2009 ( 8:14 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

IT HAS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I UPDATE.

COME LET ME BRUSH THE DUST ON THIS BLOG AWAY.

HMMM EVERY REGULAR READERS HERE KNOWS

THAT I AM ALWAYS ASLEEP AT HOME

&& NEVER GO SCHOOL.

HEEHEE

WELL AFTER A FEW DAYS BEING ABSENT FROM SCHOOL

WHEN I ENTERED CLASS && TURNED ON MY COMPUTER

THIS WAS THE WALLPAPER OF MY COMPUTER.

SEE HOW IDIOTIC MY CLASSMATES CAN BE??

IF YOU READ MY PREVIOUS POST

YOU WILL KNOW WHY IT IS

WAN BRITNEY.

AFTER COMING TO CLASS

MY CLASS ADVISOR CALLED ME TO

THE STAFF ROOM && TALKED TO ME.

HE TALKED TO ME ABOUT MY ATTENDANCE.

HE ASKED WHY I HAVE NOT BEEN COMING TO SCHOOL.

ALL I COULD DO WAS JUST SMILE.

THEN MANY OF MY SCHOOLMATES FROM THE OTHER COURSES

ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTION.

I TOLD THEM I GOT PRIVATE TUTOR AT HOME.

HOME-SCHOOLING

THEN THEY ASKED WHO WAS MY PRIVATE TUTOR.

I TOLD THEM IT WAS MY PILLOW.

HEHEHE

WELL LAST THURSDAY I WAS CHOSEN FOR A SCHOOL TRIP.

OF ALL PLACES IT WAS

SELARANG DRUG REHABILITATION CENTRE

AT CHANGI.

ONLY SOME PEOPLE WERE CHOSEN.

WHEN I ASKED MY TEACHER HOW WERE WE CHOSEN

HE JUST KEPT QUIET.

MAYBE I LOOK LIKE

A POTENTIAL DRUG ADDICT??

THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN THE MOMENT

WE GOT DOWN FROM THE BUS.

BEHIND IS THE PLACE WE ARE VISITING.

ONCE INSIDE NO PHOTOSNAPPING ALLOWED.
THE EXCURSION WAS NOT THAT FUN

BECAUSE THE OFFICERS INSIDE TREATED US LIKE PRISONERS.

WE WERE BARKED AT && WE WERE MADE TO SQUAT HERE && THERE.

WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK OR LAUGH OR EVEN LOOK AT THE

PRISONERS MAKING EYE CONTACT.

THROUGHOUT THE TRIP MY STOMACH WAS GROWLING.

I WAS SUPER HUNGRY.

THEN I SAW SOME BREAD IN A TUPPERWARE FOR THE INMATES.

THEN I ASKED THE OFFICER CAN I HAVE ONE && HE SAID NO.

WAHLAOO I WAS LIKE SOOOO HUNGRY.

THE TRIP WAS NOT THAT FUN BECAUSE WE COULD NOT GO TO MANY

PARTS OF THE CENTRE AS THERE WERE INMATES THERE.

ONCE WE LEFT THE PLACE

ME && MY CLASSMATE

WENT TO SIMPANG BEDOK TO EAT!!

THAT IS ZAINAL WITH HIS KEBAB.

THE KEBAB IS SOOO BIG.

BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD.

REALLI LAHH.

HAHAHA

THAT IS MY FISH && CHIPS.

LOOKS LIKE GORENG PISANG.
.

THAT IS MY WORSHIPPED DRINK OF COURSE!!
-SIRAP BANDUNG-
A DRINK FROM HEAVEN
.
RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN BULLYING THIS GIRL ON MSN.
SHE WANTED THE SONG NOBODY FROM WONDER GIRLS.
I TOLD HER SHE HAS TO PAY $5.
HEHEHE.
.

THEN SHE REFUSE.
SO I SAID IF SHE DOESNT WANT TO PAY
I CAN STILL GIVE HER THE SONG.
PROVIDED SHE PUT SOMETHING ON HER
MSN PERSONAL MESSAGE.
THEN SHE RELUCTANTLY DID WHAT I TOLD HER TO.
HAHAHAHA
CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE
.

A CLOSE UP LOOK
.

.
SHE USED TO BE FROM MY SCHOOL
&& SHE SAID SHE MISSED THE NUGGETS FROM THE SCHOOL CANTEEN.
SO I TOLD HER I WILL SEND HER REGARDS TO THE NUGGETS.
I SNAPPED THIS PICTURE BELOW && SHOW IT TO HER
TO PURPOSELY MAKE HER FEEL WORSE.
.

NOW ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE IN MY STOMACH!!
WAIT WAIT.
I THINK THEY ARE ALREADY OUT && SOMEWHERE IN THE
PIPES UNDERGROUND IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.
.
I LOVE RAINBOWS
&& SHE LOVES IT TOO!!
SO I DREW ONE FOR HER ON MSN.
I DREW NICE NICE BUT THEN HER MSN COULD NOT RECEIVE IT.
MY MSN KUKU ALREADY.
.

THEN I DREW HER ANOTHER ONE
&& SHE PUT IT AS HER MSN DISPLAY PICTURE.
I ASKED HER TO DRAW ONE FOR ME
&& SHE GAVE ME THIS.

HAHAHA
CAN LAHH EHH.
THEN SHE WASN'T SATISFIED SO SHE DREW ME ANOTHER ONE.

DON'T ASK ME WHY IS HER RAINBOW ONLY

THREE COLOURS.

SO I PUT HER THREE COLOURED

"SO CALLED RAINBOW"

AS MY MSN DISPLAY PICTURE && SHE PUT

MY BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW

AS HER MSN DISPLAY PICTURE.

OH YAA I WENT TO THE NEW SHOPPING MALL

WITH MY COUSIN THE OTHER DAY.

FOR THE FIRST TIME I COME ACROSS

A SHOPPING MALL THAT HAS MANY SHOPS FOR MEN.

AS IN ITS RARE TO FIND A SHOPPING MALL

WITH MANY SHOPS THAT SELL CLOTHINGS FOR MEN.

WENT TO

UNIQLO

&& MY COUSIN BOUGHT HIMSELF SOME CLOTHES

WHILE I WAS THERE JUST TO

WASH WASH MY EYES.

IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
HAHAHA
.

OF ALL THINGS THERE

ONLY ONE THING CAUGHT MY ATTENTION.

OTHER THAN THE HOT GIRLS THERE IT WAS THIS

INFORMATION BOARD.

IT IS TOUCH SCREEN SIAA.

SUPER BIG SUMMORE.
.

WHILE MY COUSIN

WAS LOOKING AT NEW PHONES AT A SHOP NEARBY

I WAS BUSY PLAYING WITH THE DIRECTORY.

PRESSING HERE PRESSING THERE.

THEN I TURNED AROUND && SAW THIS AUNTIE STANDING BEHIND ME.

PAISEHH SIAA!!

SO I SAID TO MYSELF

"OHH IT IS OVER THERE."

PRETENDING THAT I FOUND THE PLACE I WAS LOOKING FOR.

HAHAHAHA
SOON AFTER THAT WE LEFT.

MY EYES WERE REALLY

"CLEAN"

AFTER LEAVING THE SHOPPING MALL.

HMMM MY WORKPLACE IS PARCIPATING

IN A BOWLING COMPETITION.

PIZZAHUT MARINA SQUARE

WILL BE COMPETING AGAINST

PIZZAHUT

SUNTEC CITY/CAUSEWAY POINT/JURONG POINT

&& AFEW OTHERS BUT I FORGOT.

IT WILL BE HELD IN JUNE.

LAST YEAR I TOOK PART IN THE COMPETITION.

WE DID NOT WIN BUT WE HAD FUN.

I WAS SOO CONFIDENT PLAYING TILL

I FELL WHILE THROWING THE BALL.

LUCKILY NOT MUCH PEOPLE SAW.

HEEHEE

BELOW IS THE PICTURE OF LAST YEAR'S TEAM.

MY TEAM NAME WAS

TEAMO SUPREMO.

WELL THIS YEAR

MY TEAM NAME IS

MARINA MANIACS.

MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO DESIGN A SHIRT

TO BE WORN FOR THE COMPETITION.

I CAME OUT WITH A COOL DESIGN.

A BLACK SHIRT WITH GOLD PRINT.

ORDERED THE SHIRT ALREADY

&& I HOPE IT WILL COME OUT NICE.

THIS IS THE LOGO FOR MY TEAM.

I APPLIED FOR MY SCHOOL BURSARY

&& I MY APPLICATION WAS APPROVED!!

WOOHOO!!

THE SOUND OF MONEY HAS BEEN RINGING IN MY EARS.

"KECHING KECHING"

IN MALAY TERMS

I AM AN

"O.K.B"

A SHORT TERM FOR

ORANG-KAYA-BARU

WHICH MEANS

A NEW RICH PERSON??

BUT TO ME

I AM AN

"O.K.S"

A SHORT TERM FOR

ORANG-KAYA-SEKEJAP

WHICH MEANS

A TEMPORARY RICH PERSON.

HAHAHA

MY CLASSMATE WHO GOT HIS APPLICATION APPROVED

WAS SOOO HAPPY BOUT IT THAT HE KEPT ON READING

THE LETTER EVERYTIME && KEPT ON BOASTING ABOUT IT.

HAHAHA

THEN ON FRIDAY ME & HIM WENT TO BUGIS

AS WE WANTED TO SURVEY SOME BIKE SHOPS.

I WAS SOO CONFIDENT THAT I KNEW WHERE IS THE EXACT LOCATION

OF THAT MOTORBIKE SHOP BUT WE ENDED UP TAKING

A LONG ROUTE TO REACH THE PLACE.

WE WERE SWEATY ALL OVER

THEN WE PASSED BY MUSTAFA CENTRE.

SO WE WENT IT && WENT TO THE PERFUME && COLOGNE SECTION.

WE PRETENDED AS THOUGH WE WANTED TO BUY

&& WE SPRAYED THE TESTER PERFUME ALL OVER OUR BODY.

FINALLY WE NO LONGER SMELL SWEAT!!

HAHAHAHA

SO AFTER TAT WE LEFT && AFTER

10 MINUTES OF CURSING && SWEARING

FINALLY WE FOUND THE SHOP WE WERE LOOKING FOR.

REACH THE SHOP && WE SMELT SOOO NICE.

HAHAHA

KLAHH THAT IS ALL I GOTTA UPDATE FOR NOW.

I WILL UPDATE AGAIN WHENEVER I AM FREE.

OR YOU GUYS GIMME A TOPIC TO BLOG ABOUT

THEN I WILL BLOG LAHH.

HAHAHA

KLAHH TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!

DO KEEP THE TAGS COMING ALRIGHT!!

WAN

BRITNEY