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Sunday, May 17, 2009 ( 8:14 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

IT HAS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I UPDATE.

COME LET ME BRUSH THE DUST ON THIS BLOG AWAY.

HMMM EVERY REGULAR READERS HERE KNOWS

THAT I AM ALWAYS ASLEEP AT HOME

&& NEVER GO SCHOOL.

HEEHEE

WELL AFTER A FEW DAYS BEING ABSENT FROM SCHOOL

WHEN I ENTERED CLASS && TURNED ON MY COMPUTER

THIS WAS THE WALLPAPER OF MY COMPUTER.

SEE HOW IDIOTIC MY CLASSMATES CAN BE??

IF YOU READ MY PREVIOUS POST

YOU WILL KNOW WHY IT IS

WAN BRITNEY.

AFTER COMING TO CLASS

MY CLASS ADVISOR CALLED ME TO

THE STAFF ROOM && TALKED TO ME.

HE TALKED TO ME ABOUT MY ATTENDANCE.

HE ASKED WHY I HAVE NOT BEEN COMING TO SCHOOL.

ALL I COULD DO WAS JUST SMILE.

THEN MANY OF MY SCHOOLMATES FROM THE OTHER COURSES

ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTION.

I TOLD THEM I GOT PRIVATE TUTOR AT HOME.

HOME-SCHOOLING

THEN THEY ASKED WHO WAS MY PRIVATE TUTOR.

I TOLD THEM IT WAS MY PILLOW.

HEHEHE

WELL LAST THURSDAY I WAS CHOSEN FOR A SCHOOL TRIP.

OF ALL PLACES IT WAS

SELARANG DRUG REHABILITATION CENTRE

AT CHANGI.

ONLY SOME PEOPLE WERE CHOSEN.

WHEN I ASKED MY TEACHER HOW WERE WE CHOSEN

HE JUST KEPT QUIET.

MAYBE I LOOK LIKE

A POTENTIAL DRUG ADDICT??

THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN THE MOMENT

WE GOT DOWN FROM THE BUS.

BEHIND IS THE PLACE WE ARE VISITING.

ONCE INSIDE NO PHOTOSNAPPING ALLOWED.
THE EXCURSION WAS NOT THAT FUN

BECAUSE THE OFFICERS INSIDE TREATED US LIKE PRISONERS.

WE WERE BARKED AT && WE WERE MADE TO SQUAT HERE && THERE.

WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK OR LAUGH OR EVEN LOOK AT THE

PRISONERS MAKING EYE CONTACT.

THROUGHOUT THE TRIP MY STOMACH WAS GROWLING.

I WAS SUPER HUNGRY.

THEN I SAW SOME BREAD IN A TUPPERWARE FOR THE INMATES.

THEN I ASKED THE OFFICER CAN I HAVE ONE && HE SAID NO.

WAHLAOO I WAS LIKE SOOOO HUNGRY.

THE TRIP WAS NOT THAT FUN BECAUSE WE COULD NOT GO TO MANY

PARTS OF THE CENTRE AS THERE WERE INMATES THERE.

ONCE WE LEFT THE PLACE

ME && MY CLASSMATE

WENT TO SIMPANG BEDOK TO EAT!!

THAT IS ZAINAL WITH HIS KEBAB.

THE KEBAB IS SOOO BIG.

BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD.

REALLI LAHH.

HAHAHA

THAT IS MY FISH && CHIPS.

LOOKS LIKE GORENG PISANG.
.

THAT IS MY WORSHIPPED DRINK OF COURSE!!
-SIRAP BANDUNG-
A DRINK FROM HEAVEN
.
RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN BULLYING THIS GIRL ON MSN.
SHE WANTED THE SONG NOBODY FROM WONDER GIRLS.
I TOLD HER SHE HAS TO PAY $5.
HEHEHE.
.

THEN SHE REFUSE.
SO I SAID IF SHE DOESNT WANT TO PAY
I CAN STILL GIVE HER THE SONG.
PROVIDED SHE PUT SOMETHING ON HER
MSN PERSONAL MESSAGE.
THEN SHE RELUCTANTLY DID WHAT I TOLD HER TO.
HAHAHAHA
CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE
.

A CLOSE UP LOOK
.

.
SHE USED TO BE FROM MY SCHOOL
&& SHE SAID SHE MISSED THE NUGGETS FROM THE SCHOOL CANTEEN.
SO I TOLD HER I WILL SEND HER REGARDS TO THE NUGGETS.
I SNAPPED THIS PICTURE BELOW && SHOW IT TO HER
TO PURPOSELY MAKE HER FEEL WORSE.
.

NOW ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE IN MY STOMACH!!
WAIT WAIT.
I THINK THEY ARE ALREADY OUT && SOMEWHERE IN THE
PIPES UNDERGROUND IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.
.
I LOVE RAINBOWS
&& SHE LOVES IT TOO!!
SO I DREW ONE FOR HER ON MSN.
I DREW NICE NICE BUT THEN HER MSN COULD NOT RECEIVE IT.
MY MSN KUKU ALREADY.
.

THEN I DREW HER ANOTHER ONE
&& SHE PUT IT AS HER MSN DISPLAY PICTURE.
I ASKED HER TO DRAW ONE FOR ME
&& SHE GAVE ME THIS.

HAHAHA
CAN LAHH EHH.
THEN SHE WASN'T SATISFIED SO SHE DREW ME ANOTHER ONE.

DON'T ASK ME WHY IS HER RAINBOW ONLY

THREE COLOURS.

SO I PUT HER THREE COLOURED

"SO CALLED RAINBOW"

AS MY MSN DISPLAY PICTURE && SHE PUT

MY BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW

AS HER MSN DISPLAY PICTURE.

OH YAA I WENT TO THE NEW SHOPPING MALL

WITH MY COUSIN THE OTHER DAY.

FOR THE FIRST TIME I COME ACROSS

A SHOPPING MALL THAT HAS MANY SHOPS FOR MEN.

AS IN ITS RARE TO FIND A SHOPPING MALL

WITH MANY SHOPS THAT SELL CLOTHINGS FOR MEN.

WENT TO

UNIQLO

&& MY COUSIN BOUGHT HIMSELF SOME CLOTHES

WHILE I WAS THERE JUST TO

WASH WASH MY EYES.

IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
HAHAHA
.

OF ALL THINGS THERE

ONLY ONE THING CAUGHT MY ATTENTION.

OTHER THAN THE HOT GIRLS THERE IT WAS THIS

INFORMATION BOARD.

IT IS TOUCH SCREEN SIAA.

SUPER BIG SUMMORE.
.

WHILE MY COUSIN

WAS LOOKING AT NEW PHONES AT A SHOP NEARBY

I WAS BUSY PLAYING WITH THE DIRECTORY.

PRESSING HERE PRESSING THERE.

THEN I TURNED AROUND && SAW THIS AUNTIE STANDING BEHIND ME.

PAISEHH SIAA!!

SO I SAID TO MYSELF

"OHH IT IS OVER THERE."

PRETENDING THAT I FOUND THE PLACE I WAS LOOKING FOR.

HAHAHAHA
SOON AFTER THAT WE LEFT.

MY EYES WERE REALLY

"CLEAN"

AFTER LEAVING THE SHOPPING MALL.

HMMM MY WORKPLACE IS PARCIPATING

IN A BOWLING COMPETITION.

PIZZAHUT MARINA SQUARE

WILL BE COMPETING AGAINST

PIZZAHUT

SUNTEC CITY/CAUSEWAY POINT/JURONG POINT

&& AFEW OTHERS BUT I FORGOT.

IT WILL BE HELD IN JUNE.

LAST YEAR I TOOK PART IN THE COMPETITION.

WE DID NOT WIN BUT WE HAD FUN.

I WAS SOO CONFIDENT PLAYING TILL

I FELL WHILE THROWING THE BALL.

LUCKILY NOT MUCH PEOPLE SAW.

HEEHEE

BELOW IS THE PICTURE OF LAST YEAR'S TEAM.

MY TEAM NAME WAS

TEAMO SUPREMO.

WELL THIS YEAR

MY TEAM NAME IS

MARINA MANIACS.

MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO DESIGN A SHIRT

TO BE WORN FOR THE COMPETITION.

I CAME OUT WITH A COOL DESIGN.

A BLACK SHIRT WITH GOLD PRINT.

ORDERED THE SHIRT ALREADY

&& I HOPE IT WILL COME OUT NICE.

THIS IS THE LOGO FOR MY TEAM.

I APPLIED FOR MY SCHOOL BURSARY

&& I MY APPLICATION WAS APPROVED!!

WOOHOO!!

THE SOUND OF MONEY HAS BEEN RINGING IN MY EARS.

"KECHING KECHING"

IN MALAY TERMS

I AM AN

"O.K.B"

A SHORT TERM FOR

ORANG-KAYA-BARU

WHICH MEANS

A NEW RICH PERSON??

BUT TO ME

I AM AN

"O.K.S"

A SHORT TERM FOR

ORANG-KAYA-SEKEJAP

WHICH MEANS

A TEMPORARY RICH PERSON.

HAHAHA

MY CLASSMATE WHO GOT HIS APPLICATION APPROVED

WAS SOOO HAPPY BOUT IT THAT HE KEPT ON READING

THE LETTER EVERYTIME && KEPT ON BOASTING ABOUT IT.

HAHAHA

THEN ON FRIDAY ME & HIM WENT TO BUGIS

AS WE WANTED TO SURVEY SOME BIKE SHOPS.

I WAS SOO CONFIDENT THAT I KNEW WHERE IS THE EXACT LOCATION

OF THAT MOTORBIKE SHOP BUT WE ENDED UP TAKING

A LONG ROUTE TO REACH THE PLACE.

WE WERE SWEATY ALL OVER

THEN WE PASSED BY MUSTAFA CENTRE.

SO WE WENT IT && WENT TO THE PERFUME && COLOGNE SECTION.

WE PRETENDED AS THOUGH WE WANTED TO BUY

&& WE SPRAYED THE TESTER PERFUME ALL OVER OUR BODY.

FINALLY WE NO LONGER SMELL SWEAT!!

HAHAHAHA

SO AFTER TAT WE LEFT && AFTER

10 MINUTES OF CURSING && SWEARING

FINALLY WE FOUND THE SHOP WE WERE LOOKING FOR.

REACH THE SHOP && WE SMELT SOOO NICE.

HAHAHA

KLAHH THAT IS ALL I GOTTA UPDATE FOR NOW.

I WILL UPDATE AGAIN WHENEVER I AM FREE.

OR YOU GUYS GIMME A TOPIC TO BLOG ABOUT

THEN I WILL BLOG LAHH.

HAHAHA

KLAHH TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!

DO KEEP THE TAGS COMING ALRIGHT!!

WAN

BRITNEY