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A RITUAL LIFE

Thursday, May 07, 2009 ( 10:06 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING

ME THIS QUESTION LATELY.

"EHH WAN!! HOW COME NOW SO HARD TO SEE YOU IN SCHOOL??"

"EHH KUKU!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??"

"EHH KUKU!! NEVER COME SCHOOL ALREADY AHH??"

WELL THE REASON IS BECAUSE

1- MY TIMETABLE IS DIFFERENT NOW.

2- I RARELY GO CANTEEN NOWADAYS.

3- I RARELY COME SCHOOL TOO!!

HAHAHA

.

WELL WANNA KNOW WHAT IS MY TIME TABLE NOW??

.

MONDAY

8AM TO 4PM

BREAK IS 1PM TO 2PM

.

TUESDAY

10AM TO 6PM

BREAK IS 12PM TO 1PM

.

WEDNESDAY

8AM TO 4PM

BREAK IS 1PM TO 2PM

.

THURSDAY

9AM TO 4PM

BREAK IS 1PM TO 2PM

.

FRIDAY

8AM TO 4PM

BREAK IS 1PM TO 2PM.

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MY TIME TABLE SUCKS LAHH OII!!

.

AIYAHH USUALLY I MAKE MY OWN BREAKS.

NOW I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

TOO LAZY TO GO DOWN TO THE CANTEEN.

NOW I JUST SIT IN CLASS && SURF THE INTERNET.

THE MOST I WILL JUST STARE BLANKLY AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN.

.

SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU GUYS RARELY SEE ME IN SCHOOL

NOWADAYS BECAUSE WHENEVER I AM IN SCHOOL

I WILL BE IN MY CLASS.

.

BUT I STILL COME TO SCHOOL LATE AS USUAL.

I WILL NEVER REACH SCHOOL AT 8AM.

WANNA KNOW WHY??

.

IF I MUST BE IN SCHOOL AT 8AM

IT MEANS I MUST LEAVE HOUSE BY 7AM.

I DON'T LIKE TO LEAVE HOUSE AT 7AM BECAUSE THE SHOPS

ARE NOT OPEN YET && I CAN'T BUY MY FAVOURITE NEWSPAPER.

IF I DON'T HAVE MY NEWSPAPER WITH ME I WILL BE

SUPER DUPER BORED IN THE BUS

AS THE JOURNEY IS ONE HOUR.

SO THAT EXPLAINS DIE DIE I MUST LEAVE HOUSE AFTER 8AM.

.

BUT MY ATTENDANCE REALLI TERRIBLE ONE NOW.

I THINK EVERSINCE SCHOOL STARTED 3 WEEKS AGO I ONLY

CAME TO SCHOOL FOR LESS THAN 10 DAYS.

I WILL JUST BE PREPARED FOR THE SCHOOL LETTER TO ARRIVE.

THE URGE OF QUITING SCHOOL IS COMING BACK TO ME!!

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AIYAHH HOW SIAA LIKE THAT.

MY LIFE IS LIKE A ROBOT.

ON WEEKDAYS THIS IS WHAT I DO.

.

-7:00am-

SOMEONE SWEET WILL CALL ME UP TO WAKE ME UP FOR SCHOOL

DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME WHO PLEASE

.

-7:01am-

AFTER SHE HANG UP THE CALL I GO BACK TO SLEEP

HAHAHA

IF SHE READS THIS THEN I AM DEAD

.

-7:15am-

MY PHONE ALARM WILL RING

THE ALARM SONG IS ONE OF LINKIN PARK'S SONG

DAMN NOISY HEAVY METAL

SO FOR SURE I WILL WAKE UP

.

-7:16am-

ROLL ROLL ON THE BED FOR A FEW MINUTES

THEN I OFFICIALLY WAKE UP

&& CLEAR UP THE BED

THEN WALK TO THE BATHROOM HALF ASLEEP

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-7:20am-

STEP INTO THE BATHROOM

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-7:21am-

EMPTY BOWEL

MIGHT TAKE UP TO 15min IF I AM PASSING MOTION

AS I TEND TO SLEEP WHILE SITTING ON THE TOILET BOWL

SO LETS IMAGINE I JUST PEE

IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE

.

-7:22am-

BRUSH TEETH

SHAVE FACIAL HAIR

SHAMPOO HAIR

SCRUB WHOLE BODY

WASH OFF ALL THE SOAP

.

-7:45am-

STEP OUT OF THE TOILET && GET DRESSED

.

-7:50am-

WAX MY HAIR && DOUBLE CHECK

IF I HAVE MY WALLET EVERYTHING

&& SOMETIMES TALK TO MYSELF IN THE MIRROR

ORANG MELAYU KATA

"STEP HANDSOME"

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-7:55am-

LEAVE HOUSE

.

-8:00am-

USUALLY FIRST CUSTOMER OF THE SHOP

BUY NEWPAPER && HEAD TO THE BUS STOP

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-8:15am-

WAIT FOR BUS

.

-8:30am-

STILL WAITING FOR BLOODY BUS

&& CURSE CURSE ABIT

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-8:40am-

BUS WILL ARRIVE && USUALLY WILL BE PACKED

-__-

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-9:20am-

REACH BISHAN INTERCHANGE

&& WALK TO SCHOOL

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-9:30am-

REACH ITE BISHAN

GO CANTEEN BUY MYSELF A DRINK

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-9:35am-

GO UP FOUR FLOORS UP THE STAIRS

OFFICIALLY IN CLASS

.

YEAH SO THAT IS WHAT I DO EVERY

WEEKDAYS WHEN I GO TO SCHOOL.

MY LIFE IS LIKE A RITUAL.

.

THEN IN CLASS

ALL I DO IS

BLOGHOPPING

FACEBOOKING

DAYDREAMING

GOOGLING

YOUTUBING

.

YEAHH

LIFE SUCKS.

.

NEMMIND DON'T TALK ABOUT SCHOOL.

.

KLAHH BEFORE I GO

REMEMBER MY PREVIOUS POST

WHICH I TALKED ABOUT MY GRANDMOTHER??

SEE HER PICTURE BELOW.

THAT IS HER WATCHING HER FAVOURITE DRAMA.

.

WAN

THE ROBOTIC LIFE

KUKUHEAD

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