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HULABALOO

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 ( 12:51 AM )

HALOOHALOOHALOO

RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN ENCOUNTERING

ALOT OF FUNNY INCIDENTS AT WORK

WITH PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES.

I HAVE AFEW INCIDENTS TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS.

RECENTLY ONE CAUCASIAN MAN ASKED ME DIRECTIONS

ON HOW TO GO TO PAN PACIFIC HOTEL.

I JUST TOLD HIM THE DIRECTIONS && HE GAVE ME $5.

I WAS LIKE

WOAAAHHHH.

THEN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES LATER

AN ARABIC LADY CAME && ASKED ME THE DIRECTIONS

TO PAN PACIFIC HOTEL.

I TOLD HER SPECIFIC DIRECTIONS

&& SHE COULD NOT UNDERSTAND.

I EVEN DREW THE DIRECTIONS ON A PIECE OF PAPER.

SHE STILL DIDN'T GET IT.

SO I BROUGHT HER ALL THE WAY FROM MY WORKPLACE

TO PAN PACIFIC HOTEL ENTRANCE.

THEN SHE SAID THAT I AM SOOO KIND

& GAVE ME

MENTOS

I WAS LIKE

WHAAAAT THE HELLLLL??!!!

HAHAHAHA

YOU COMPARE LAHH

THE CAUCASIAN MAN WITH THE INDIAN LADY.

I WENT ALL THE WAY & ALL I GOT WAS MENTOS??!!

HAHAHA

THEN I REMEMBERED I ONCE BLOGGED

ABOUT A GROUP OF FRENCH MEN WHO THOUGHT I WAS INDIAN.

ONE OF THEM CONFIDENTLY SAID THIS TO ME

IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS.

FRENCH MAN: AHH YOU MUST BE FROM INDIA.

ME: NO SIR, I AM FROM SINGAPORE.

FRENCH MAN: AHHH THEN YOU MUST BE A SINGAPOREAN INDIAN.

ME: AHH YES I AM INDIAN.

I JUST HAD TO AGREED TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.

EHH WHAT THE HELL SIAAA.

I KNOW LAHH I GOT A MOLE ON MY FOREHEAD.

WAHLAOOWEII

THEN JUST NOW

A GROUP OF THREE MIDDLE EAST MEN

CAME TO MY WORKPLACE.

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING

WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST

YOU GUYS REALLY HAVE TO LISTEN CLOSELY TO WHAT THEY SAY

OR ELSE YOU WILL REALLY REALLY LOOK STUPID.

THEY SPEAK ARABIC TO YOU & IT SOUNDS ARABIC.

THEY SPEAK ENGLISH TO YOU & IT STILL SOUNDS ARABIC.

THEIR ACCENT IS REALLY REALLY STRONG.

SO EVERYTIME WHEN IT COMES TO THEM

I HAVE TO TAKE THEIR ORDERS CAREFULLY

& REPEAT THEM SO THAT I WON'T GET THE WRONG ORDERS.

SO JUST NOW THESE THREE ARABIC MEN ARE QUITE FUNNY.

THEY ASK FOR THINGS THAT PIZZAHUT DON'T SELL.

HAHAHA

FIRSTLY THEY SPOKE WITH THEIR STRONG ACCENTS.

IT IS LIKE EVERY WORD HAS AN EXTRA

"KHH"

PEPSI = PEKHHPSI

DRUMLETS = DKHHRUMLETS

THEN I TOLD THEM THAT PIZZAHUT IS

100% HALAL.

HALAL IS AN ARABIC WORD.

SO THEY ASSUMED I COULD SPEAK ARABIC.

THEN ALL THREE OF THEM TALKED ARABIC TO ME.

I WAS LIKE TOTALLY BLUR!!

I TOLD THEM I DON'T SPEAK ARABIC.

HERE IS THE CONVERSATION.

ME: SORRY SIR I DON'T SPEAK ARABIC.

ARABIC MAN:BUT YOU JUST SAID HALAL?! YOU MUSLIM?

ME: YES I AM MUSLIM.

ARABIC MAN: THEN YOU DON'T KNOW ARABIC?

ME: *frustrated* ERR I ONLY KNOW HALAL.

ARABIC MAN: THEN NEVERMIND.

I WAS LIKE WTH SIAA.

THEN OF ALL DRINKS THEY DIE DIE ASK FOR

FANTA & SUMOL.

THOSE DRINKS ARE POPULAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

HAIYOHH THIS PEOPLE AT TIMES

CAN JUST BE IRRITATING & FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME.

BUT THE FUNNIEST ONE TO ME WAS THIS INCIDENT.

TWO CAUCASIAN MEN CAME TO MY WORKPLACE FOR LUNCH.

BOTH OF THEM HAD EAR PIERCINGS ON BOTH SIDE.

I BROUGHT THEM INSIDE & GAVE THEIR MENUS.

I TOLD THEM ONCE THEY ARE READY TO ORDER

JUST CALL ME OR MY COLLEAGUE.

THEN ONE OF THEM HELD MY RIGHT HAND

&& SAID THEY PREFER ME INSTEAD & HE WINKED AT ME.

SO I WAS ASSUMING HE WAS GAY.

THEN AFTER I TOOK THEIR ORDER

ONE OF THEM SAID THAT THEY WERE JUST ACTING GAY

TO TEST ME WILL BE BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO COME BACK

&& TAKE DOWN THEIR ORDER.

I TOLD THEM WITH A SERIOUS FACE

THAT I ACTUALLY CAME BACK TO TAKE THEIR ORDER

BECAUSE I WAS GAY TOO.

THEN THEY BROKE INTO LAUGHTERS.

THEN ONE OF THEM SAID I AM FUNNY

& GAVE ME $5 AS A TIP BEFORE HE LEFT.

HAA HOW FUNNY CAN THESE TOURISTS BE.

TOURISTS FROM CHINA??

OOOOHHH DON'T GET ME STARTED.

THEY KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW MANDARIN

BUT YET THEY WILL SPEAK MANDARIN TO YOU.

ALL THE

SHH SHHH SHHAA SHHEEE

SHEESHA

WILL COME OUT.

KLAHH MY EYES VERY SLEEPY ALREADY.

THE H1N1 IS GETTING CLOSER TO ALL OF US.

IT IS A MATTER OF TIME

MY DEAR FRIENDS.

MY COUSIN IS SCHOOLING IN

REPUBLIC POLY

&& HIS SCHOOL ALREADY HAS OVER 51 CASES.

WAHLAOOWEII.

THEN NOW HE KENA HOME QUARANTINE ALREADY.

BUT HE IS STILL HAPPY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED

TO GO SCHOOL FOR SEVEN DAYS.
HERE I AM SCARED OF CATCHING THE VIRUS

&& THERE HE IS ENJOYING HIMSELF.

HAHAHA

THIS IS HIM!!

SEE HIM OUTSIDE BETTER AVOID HIM!!

HAHAHAHA

NAHH JUST JOKING HORR!!

I GOT SO BORED THAT I EDITED HIS PICTURE.
SEE BELOW.

NICE RIGHT??

LIKE THE ONE IN

MY PREVIOUS POST.

HAHAHA
.

THEN SEE MINE!!

MY AFRO HAIR

LIKE PUBIC HAIR SIAAAA!!!

KAY KAY BYE BYE PEOPLE!!

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES HORR!!

WAN

THE NOT INDIAN NOT ARABIC

KUKUHEAD

HE OR SHE OR HESHE OR SHEHE?

Thursday, June 25, 2009 ( 11:44 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

HAIYAH

GOT THREE WEEKS OF HOLIDAY

BUT NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO ENJOY IT YET.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING EVERSINCE THE FIRST DAY SCHOOL CLOSED.

I RECEIVED A TEXT FROM SCHOOL THAT IF I HAD VISITED

A COUNTRY WHICH HAS H1N1 THEN I DON'T HAVE TO COME

TO SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER WEEK & JUST STAY HOME

& QUARANTINE MYSELF.

WHY NOT LET'S JUST IMAGINE I MISUNDERSTOOD THE SMS

& JUST STAY HOME & COME BACK TO SCHOOL THE NEXT WEEK

WITH A BLUR SOTONG FACE.

IMAGINE THE SCENARIO

WHEN I COME BACK TO SCHOOL

CLASS ADVISOR: RIDHWAN. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE WHOLE WEEK?

ME: I THOUGHT MUST STAY HOME & QUARANTINE MYSELF?

CLASS ADVISOR: DID YOU WENT TO ANY COUNTRY THAT HAS H1N1?

ME: NO. I WAS IN SINGAPORE ALL ALONG.

CLASS ADVISOR: THEN WHY DID YOU NOT COME TO SCHOOL?

ME: *TAKES OUT HANDPHONE & PRETEND TO READ THE SMS*

OOOH!! I READ WRONGLY!!

THEN JUST SHEEPISHLY SMILE AWAY .

CONFIRM CAN ONE LAHH.

HAHAHA

NOW I MISS MY HANDPHONE SOOO MUCH.

I SOLD IT AWAY THIS MORNING TO A RANDOM GUY

I MET IN A FORUM FOR JUST $180.

THEN NOW WHILE WAITING FOR MY NEXT PAY TO BUY A NEW PHONE

I AM JUST USING MY OLD

SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE KENTAL

HANDPHONE.

IT IS THOSE THAT 7-11 SELLING FOR LESS THAN $100.

THOSE NS PHONES.

NO CAMERA NO MP3 NO NOTHING.

HAIYAH

JUST TOLERATE FOR ANOTHER WEEK THEN PAY COME ALREADY.

WOOOOHOOOOO!!

ACTUALLY MY MAIN PURPOSE TO BLOG TODAY

IS NOT ABOUT SKIPPING SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER WEEK

OR ABOUT MY PHONE.

IT IS ABOUT SOME UNIQUE PEOPLE.

IT ALL STARTED LIKE THIS.

I ENDED WORK YESTERDAY AT 5PM SO AS USUAL

I WILL TAKE THE BUS NEAR THE ESPLANADE.

AT THE BUS STOP I SAW A GROUP OF MALAY GIRLS.

I DID NOT PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO THEM

BECAUSE I WAS READING MY NEWPAPER.

THEN MY BUS CAME SO I FLAGGED DOWN THE BUS & BOARDED IT.

IT WAS QUITE WEIRD AS THE BUS WAS REALLY EMPTY.

IT WAS A DOUBLE-DECKER SO I WENT TO THE UPPER DECK.

I WENT RIGHT TO THE END & SAT DOWN.

THEN THE GROUP OF GIRLS I SAW JUST NOW CAME

& SAT TOGETHER WITH ME.

I WAS LIKE THINKING TO MYSELF

EHH THE BUS IS FREAKING EMPTY

THEN WHY MUST ALL OF YOU

SIT SO CLOSE TOGETHER WITH ME?

I KNOW SOME GUYS MUST HAVE THOUGHT IF THEY WERE ME

THEY WOULD BE VERY HAPPY BECAUSE GOT GIRLS

SITTING CLOSE WITH THEM FOR NO REASON.

BUT HELLO!!!

THIS GROUP OF GIRLS ARE NOT ANY ORDINARY GIRLS!!

THEY ARE TRANSSEXUALS LAH SIAL!!

HOW FREAKY CAN THAT BE!!

ALL ALONE IN THE UPPER BACK WITH 6 OF THEM.

YES NOT JUST ONE OR TWO BUT SIX!!

MY MUSIC WAS BLASTING ON MY HEADPHONES

& I WAS READING MY NEWPAPER.

I REALLY HAD NO CLUE THAT

THEY WERE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT ME

UNTIL MY MUSIC PAUSED & WAS ABOUT TO GO TO THE NEXT TRACK

SO THERE WAS LIKE SILENCE FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS

WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY SAID??!!

I TELL YOU IF I HAD DRANK ALOT BEFORE I BOARDED THE BUS

I CAN SWEAR I WOULD HAVE URINATED IN MY PANTS.

HERE ARE SOME OF THEIR LINES.

ONE OF THEM SAID THIS IN MALAY.

"EHH I SUKA LAKI-LAKI YANG ADA JANGGUT. VERY MACHO."

THEN THE OTHER ONE ADDED THIS ONE

THAT TOTALLY MADE MY HAIR STAND.

"YOU ALL TENGOK CARA DIER DUDUK BACA SURATKHABAR TU.

CUTE KAN! MACAM NAK GI SANA CUBIT CUBIT GITU."

IN ENGLISH IT MEANT

HE/SHE LIKES GUYS WHO HAVE GOATEE. VERY MACHO.

THEN THE OTHER ONE TOLD THE OTHERS TO SEE

HOW THE WAY I SAT DOWN & READ THE NEWPAPER.

VERY CUTE & HE/SHE FELT LIKE COMING OVER TO

PINCH PINCH ME.

I REALLY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I CANNOT GO DOWN TO THE LOWER DECK

AS I WAS SEATING AT THE REAL FAR END

WHERE IT IS 5 SEATS IN A ROW.

I SAT AT THE EXTREME RIGHT

& THEY WERE OCCUPYING THE OTHER 4 SEATS

WITH THE OTHER 2 SEATING INFRONT OF ME.

SO I WAS AFRAID IF I GET UP TO GO DOWN

ONE OF THEM MIGHT SQUEEZE MY BUTT!!

WHO KNOWS RIGHT??!!

HAHAHA

SO I JUST BLASTED MY MUSIC TO THE MAX

& READ MY NEWSPAPER AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN

JUST TO ACT AS IF I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM.

IMAGINE FLIPPING THRU THE PAPERS FOR LIKE MORE THAN 10 TIMES?!

FOR THE FIRST TIME I READ

THE CLASSIFIEDS & THE HORSE RACING SECTION.

A FEW STOPS LATER GOT A FEW PEOPLE BOARDED THE BUS

BUT THEY SAT AT THE FRONT.

BUT LUCKILY AFTER A WHILE ALL OF THEM SEEMED

TO BE LISTENING TO THEIR EARPHONES

WHILE BROWSING THRU THEIR SHOPPING BAGS.

SO I FELT A LITTLE BIT RELAX.

THEY WENT DOWN NEAR MARINE PARADE

& I LOOKED UP AT THEM & ONE OF THEM WINKED & WAVE AT ME.

I WANTED TO PUKE SIAAAA.

I WAS LIKE WHAT LAHH DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!

WHY AM I GETTING ALL THE WRONG ATTENTION!!

WHY CAN'T I GET A GOOD DECENT GIRL'S ATTENTION!!

WHY WHY WHY??!!!

I WANT TO CRY CAN??!!

HAIYAHH

SO I GOOGLED ON THE NET OF SOME PICTURES OF

TRANSSEXUALS

SEE THIS ONE BELOW

SOME OF THEM REALLY DO LOOK LIKE GIRLS!!
SEE THIS ONE BELOW LAHH!!
.

GOT LOOK LIKE GOT BALLS BEFORE MEHH??!!

LOOK REALLY 100% LIKE NORMAL FEMALE GIRLS RIGHT RIGHT!!

SEE THIS ONE BELOW!!

SOOOOOOO PRETTY!!

SHE LOOKS ABIT LIKE INDONESIAN ATRIST

AGNES MONICA

IN THAILAND THEY EVEN HAD BEAUTY PAGEANTS

FOR THE TRANSSEXUALS!!

&& THE WINNERS REALLY DON'T LOOK LIKE MAN LAHH!!

THAT IS THE WINNER IF THE PAGEANT.

HE/SHE GOT 2ND PLACE.

CHECK OUT THE FAT ONE NEXT TO HER.

IF THAT ONE YOU SAY BAPOK THEN I BELIEVE.

HAHAHA

HE/SHE GOT 3RD PLACE.

HE/SHE GOT 4TH PLACE.

BUT NOT ALL ARE PRETTY OF COURSE.

SOME OF THEM CANNOT EVEN MAKE IT SIAA!!

SEE THE FEW PICTURES BELOW.

STILL GOT THEIR MANLY LOOKS HUH!!

HAHAHA

THEN TO THOSE WHO WONDERED HOW WOULD

THIS MEN LOOK LIKE AFTER THEY HAVE IMPLANTS

SEE THIS BELOW!!
.

HAHAHAHA!!

THOSE ARE MALE TITS!!

SHEESH

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF EVERYTIME I SEE THIS.

BUT NOW

I AM THINKING IN THE FUTURE IF I AM DATING A GIRL

HOW CAN I BE ASSURED SHE IS A REAL GIRL?

TECHNOLOGY ARE SOOO ADVANCED NOW

THAT NOTHING SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE TO CHANGE.

HOW?

WAN

THE SO CALLED "LUCKY"

KUKUHEAD

COMPUTER GOT BIRD OR NO BIRD?

Monday, June 22, 2009 ( 9:02 PM )

IS THE COMPUTER A MALE OR FEMALE?

A GROUP OF

FEMALE COMPUTER SCIENTIST

THINK THAT COMPUTERS SHOULD BE REFERRED AS A

MALE

-REASONS-

THEY HAVE ALOT OF DATA

BUT ARE STILL CLUELESS

THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS

BUT HALF THE TIME THEY ARE THE PROBLEM

AS SOON AS YOU COMMIT TO ONE

YOU REALISE THAT IF YOU HAVE WAITED A LITTLE LONGER

YOU COULD HAVE OBTAINED A BETTER MODEL

IN ORDER TO GET THEIR ATTENTION

YOU HAVE TO TURN THEM ON

WAN

KUKUHEAD

SOMETHING RANDOM BUT NOT THAT RANDOM

Sunday, June 21, 2009 ( 3:26 AM )

WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD BOYS??

SO DOES THAT MEAN I SHOULD BE A BAD BOY TOO??

WHY DO UGLY GUYS GET THE PRETTY GIRLS??

HELLO??

I AM UGLY TOO OKAY!!

SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING A PRETTY GIRLFRIEND??

OR ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I AM GOOD LOOKING??

HEEHEE

WELL LOVE IS JUST COMPLICATED.

OR ARE WE MAKING IT COMPLICATED??

WE ALWAYS COMPLAIN WHY WE CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT PERSON.

OR ARE WE JUST TOO FUSSY??

GIRLS ALWAYS SAY THAT GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME.

I BELIEVE NOT ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.

IT IS JUST THE MAJORITY

OR YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BUMP INTO THE WRONG ONE, ALWAYS.

THERE IS A SAYING

"GOOD GUYS FINISH LAST."

AT LEAST THEY DO FINISH RIGHT??

I SHALL WAIT THEN.

WAN

KUKUHEAD

I AM NOT WANNIE KUKUHEAD

Thursday, June 18, 2009 ( 12:37 PM )

PHEW!

FINALLY I GOT SOME TIME TO CLEAR THE DUST AT THIS BLOG.

WELL JUST TO REMIND SOME OF YOU GUYS

PLEASE RELINK MY BLOG

&& NAME IT AS

WAN KUKUHEAD

NO MORE

threeBOREDkukuheads™.

SORRY FOR THE INCOVENIENCE CAUSED.

THANK YOU VERY NICE.

REASONS FOR CHANGING IS BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE

KEPT ON ASKING ME WHY IS THIS BLOG SHARED

YET ITS ONLY UPDATED BY ME.

SO I DECIDED AFTER THINKING FOR SO LONG

TO CHANGE IT TO JUST MINE

ONCE & FOR ALL.

IT WAS A TOUGH DECISION.

IT WAS LIKE OUR TRADEMARK.

BUT NEVERMIND.

LET'S MOVE ON WITH LIFE.

EVERSINCE THE HOLIDAY STARTED THIS MONDAY

I HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH

WORK WORK WORK!!

WANNA SAVE MONEY TO GET MARRIED LAHH.

HEHEHE

I AM SURE EVERYONE KNOWS WHO IS THAT GUY ABOVE.

HE IS SOOO COOL && FRIENDLY!!

WANNA KNOW HOW COME I KNOW??
.

COZ I GOT TO SNAP A PICTURE WITH HIM!!
BUT SOO SAD I WAS IN MY PIZZAHUT UNIFORM!!
SOOOO DEGRADING SIAA!!
HAHAHA
.
I STARTED WORK AT 11AM
&& MARINA SQUARE WAS SOOO QUIET.
THERE WERE NOT MUCH PEOPLE.
SO I STEPPED INFRONT OF MY STORE TO SEE AROUND
THEN I SAW A GUY WITH COOL CLOTHES WALKING OUTSIDE.
THEN I WAS LIKE TALKING TO MYSELF
"EHH?? NIE MCM YG DALAM LIVE & LOADED TU."
THEN IT WAS HIM!!
HAHAHA.
.
HE WENT TO GET A DRINK AT STARBUCKS
&& THE LADY THERE TOLD HIM TO SIGN ON
ONE OF THE STARBUCKS MUG.
THEN I JOKINGLY HINTED TO THE LADY THAT
I WANTED TO SNAP A PICTURE WITH HIM
THEN SHE TOLD HIM!!
HAHAHA
I WAS LIKE WTH??!!
SHY SHY CAT SIAA.
THEN UTT SAID WHY NOT.
IF HE HAD SAID NO
THEN PAISEHH GILER SIAA!!
SO I STOOD NEXT TO HIM THEN HE PULLED ME CLOSER.
THEN AFTER SNAPPING THE PICTURE I SHAKED HIS HAND
&& I WISHED HIM TO HAVE A NICE DAY.
HE SMILED & SAID SOMETHING WHICH I FORGET.
HAHAHA
.
THEN AFTER HE LEFT I FOUND OUT THAT HE IS GAY.
AHHHH!!! CREEPY SIAAA!!!
IS IT REALLY TRUE??
.

WELL RECENTLY MY STORE WENT FOR

A BOWLING COMPETITION AMONG SEVERAL PIZZAHUT STORES.

WE JUST WENT THERE TO HAVE FUN.

WE DIDN'T EXPECT OURSELVES TO BE AMONG THE TOP TEAMS.

WE HAD A CHEERING COMPETITION.

I WAS SOOO NERVOUS THAT I COULDN'T SHOUT.

THE CHEER WAS QUITE FUNNY.

AMONG THE 8 TEAMS THAT TOOK PART

WE GOT 2ND PLACE FOR THAT.

THEN IT WAS THE BOWLING COMPETITION.

WE HAD TO PLAY TWO SETS OF GAMES.

FOR THE FIRST SET

MY STORE HAD THE HIGHEST SCORES.

BUT THAT DID NOT MEANT WE HAD WON.

WE HAD TO PLAY THE 2ND SET TO ADD UP

&& THE TEAM WITH THE HIGHEST

TOTAL UP SCORE WILL WIN.

SO THAT GOT US SOOOOO NERVOUS

&& WE FELT THE PRESSURE

SO IN THE END WE COULDN'T FOCUS

&& GOT 2ND INSTEAD.

HAHAHA

NOT BAD FOR AMATEURS.

SO AMONG 40 PLAYERS

MARINA SQUARE IS CONSIDERED QUITE GOOD.

OUR PLAYERS ARE RANKED

#1,3,10,16 & 19.

SEE BELOW

BUT SO SAD 2ND PLACE NO PRIZE TO BRING HOME.

CHEERING & BOWLING WE GOT 2ND PLACE.

AIYAHHH.

BOTH WERE SOO CLOSE TO GET 1ST.

THE ONLY TROPHY WE GOT TO BRING HOME IS THE ONE BELOW.

ONE OF OUR PLAYERS GOT THE

BEST FEMALE BOWLER
THAT IS HER BELOW.

THEN THIS ONE BELOW

SO CALLED

"TOMPANG GLAMOUR"

HAHAHAHA

NOW AT MY WORKPLACE

EVERYDAY THE KITCHEN CREW

WILL GET STRESSED UP

UNTIL THE END OF NATIONAL DAY.

SINCE THE NATIONAL DAY EVENT IS GONNA BE HELD

RIGHT BEHIND MARINA SQUARE

WE HAD TO CATER THEIR LUNCH TO THOSE

WHO ARE PRACTISING FOR THE EVENT.

THEN EVERYDAY THEY GOT PRACTICE.

SO IT MEANS EVERYDAY MUST PACK THE FOOD FOR THEM.

LET ME SHOW YOU SOME PICTURES.
.

THAT IS THE PIZZA

THAT WE HAVE TO CUT UP & PACK.
.

WOAHHHH

THE DRUMLETS!!

IF ONLY I CAN HAVE THIS ALL FOR MYSELF!!

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY CHICKENS HAVE BEEN COOKED??

ONE CHICKEN HAS TWO LEGS.

SO IF YOU ORDERED 6 PIECE DRUMLETS

IT MEANS THERE ARE 3 CHICKENS WHO ARE HANDICAPPED OUT THERE

USING WHEELCHAIRS TO ROAM AROUND.

HAHAHAHA

WTH SIAA.

NONSENSE ONLY.

SO THAT IS THE FOOD BEING PACKED.

ONE BOX IS FOR ONE PERSON.

ONE SLICE OF HAWAIIAN PIZZA + 3 PIECE DRUMLETS + GARLIC BREAD

THAT IS ALL YOU GET FOR PRACTISING & SWEATING LIKE HELL

JUST FOR NATIONAL DAY EVERYDAY.
.

SEE THOSE BOXES ABOVE?

I PITY MY COLLEAGUE WHO HAS TO FOLD THAT ALONE.

THERE IS LIKE AT LEAST 300 OF THEM THERE.

THAT IS NOT EVEN ENOUGH FOR

ONE DAY NDP CATERING.

IT WILL LAST FOR LIKE ONLY HALF A DAY.

FOLD LAHH KAU SAMPAI MAMPOS!!

HAHAHAHA

THE WEATHER IS SOOO HOT NOW.

HERE I AM BLOGGING WITH WET ARMPITS.

KAY KAY THAT PART NO NEED TO SAY ACTUALLY

BUT NEMMIND LAHH.

KAY I GOT TO GO.

TODAY GOT BRIDGE LEADER BBQ PIT AT ECP.

GONNA EAT ALL I CAN.

I WILL SNAP SOME PICTURES

&& HOPE GOT SOMETHING STUPID THAT HAPPENED THERE

SO I CAN BLOG ABOUT IT.

TAKE CARE PEOPLE!!

REMEMBER TO RELINK ME HORR!!

KEEP THOSE TAGS COMING!!

ONE TAG IS JUST 50 CENTS EACH.

WAN

THE WET ARM PIT

KUKUHEAD

AIYAH WHEN WILL I BE FREE

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 ( 3:33 AM )

BLOG WILL BE DEAD FOR THE MOMENT.

CURRENTLY BUSY WITH WORK & EVENTS.

HAVE LOTS OF THINGS TO SHARE WHEN I COME BACK.

STAY TUNED ALRIGHT!

WAN

THE FOREVER BUSY

KUKUHEAD

UNTITLED

Monday, June 15, 2009 ( 4:34 AM )

--THE CHANGE HAS BEEN DONE--

--PLEASE RELINK ALRIGHT--

--THANK YOU VERY NICE--

--I WILL UPDATE THIS BLOG AS SOON AS I AM FREE--

WAN

KUKUHEAD

ANNOUNCEMENT

Sunday, June 14, 2009 ( 2:30 AM )

--BE PREPARED FOR A CHANGE--

--COMING SOON--

--A HUGE RELUCTANT CHANGE--

WAN

KUKUHEAD

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

Thursday, June 11, 2009 ( 10:47 PM )

ANYONE KNOWS ANY MALE BLOGSHOPS AROUND??

SO HARD TO FIND THOSE UPDATED ONES.

DO DROP ME THE LINK ALRIGHT.

WAN

KUKUHEAD

WHO POISONED MY FOOD?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 ( 9:21 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

HERE I AM AT HOME.

HAVE NOT LEFT THE HOUSE FOR TWO DAYS ALREADY.

OF ALL TYPES OF SICKNESS

I HAD

FOOD POISONING

LIKE WHAT THE HELL?!

IT FELT AS THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO DIE.

IMAGINE GOING TO THE TOILET SEVERAL TIMES A DAY

WITH STOMACH CRAMPS & NAUSEA.

MY BODY FELT SO WEAK THAT I COULD

NOT EVEN SIT DOWN FOR LONG.

I JUST HAD TO LIE DOWN.

MY BODY WAS SOO WEAK THAT I JUST

SLEPT THROUGHOUT THE DAY.

IT HAPPENED ON TUESDAY MORNING.

I WANTED TO GO TO SCHOOL AS I REALLI HAVE TO COMPLETE

MY ASSIGNMENTS AS THIS WEEK IS THE LAST WEEK

TO HAND IN BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS STARTS.

BUT WHAT THE HELL??!!

BECAUSE OF FOOD POISONING

I COULD NOT GO SCHOOL FOR TWO DAYS.

SO I WENT TO THE DOCTOR THE NEXT DAY

&& HE GAVE ME AN MC ONLY FOR TODAY

WHICH IS WEDNESDAY.

SO IT MEANS ON TUESDAY I HAVE

NO MC FOR NOT COMING TO SCHOOL.

HE GAVE ME 3 DIFFERENT TYPE OF PILLS FOR JUST $3 EACH.
BUT CONSULTATION FEES IS
$20??!!
ALL HE DID WAS JUST TALK && TAP ON MY STOMACH
&& IT COSTS ME THAT MUCH!!
I SHOULD HAVE JUST PRETENDED I WAS DEAF SO HE WON'T TALK
&& HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO CHARGE ME.
WELL NOW I STILL FEEL SICK
&& I DON'T KNOW WILL I BE GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
UNTIL NOW I STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT MADE ME HAD FOOD POISONING.
I DID NOT EAT MUCH THAT DAY
&& I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS BEFORE I EAT.
WELL FROM NOW ONWARDS I GOTTA BE CAREFUL.
.
LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
LETS TALK ABOUT ONE OF MY SCHOOL PROJECTS!!
WELL IN ONE OF MY PROJECTS
I HAD TO IMAGINE I AM A SINGER
&& I JUST WROTE MYSELF SOME SONGS.
SO HOW WILL I DESIGN MY ALBUM SO THAT
I CAN SELL IT TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
THE THING IS I HAVE TO MAKE THAT CD ALBUM
THAT IS NOT LIKE ANY TYPICAL CD ALBUM AVAILABLE OUT THERE.
THE PROJECT STARTED ALMOST A MONTH AGO
&& I ONLY STARTED TO DO IT 2 DAYS BEFORE THE DEADLINE.
MY OTHER CLASSMATES HAVE ALMOST COMPLETED THEIRS.
SO I WAS KIND OF PANICKING.
I WAS IN THE BUS ON THE WAY HOME THINKING HOW
WOULD I PACK MY CD TO MAKE IT LOOK UNIQUE.
THEN SUDDENLY I SAW THE SOLUTION.
A BUS WITH PIZZAHUT ADVERTISEMENT
DROVE BY && IT STRUCK ME WITH AN IDEA.
THE IDEA WAS TO PUT THE CD IN A PIZZA BOX!!
WELL WANNA SEE THE RESULTS??