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Thursday, June 25, 2009 ( 11:44 PM )

HELLOHELLOHELLO

HAIYAH

GOT THREE WEEKS OF HOLIDAY

BUT NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO ENJOY IT YET.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING EVERSINCE THE FIRST DAY SCHOOL CLOSED.

I RECEIVED A TEXT FROM SCHOOL THAT IF I HAD VISITED

A COUNTRY WHICH HAS H1N1 THEN I DON'T HAVE TO COME

TO SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER WEEK & JUST STAY HOME

& QUARANTINE MYSELF.

WHY NOT LET'S JUST IMAGINE I MISUNDERSTOOD THE SMS

& JUST STAY HOME & COME BACK TO SCHOOL THE NEXT WEEK

WITH A BLUR SOTONG FACE.

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IMAGINE THE SCENARIO

WHEN I COME BACK TO SCHOOL

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CLASS ADVISOR: RIDHWAN. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE WHOLE WEEK?

ME: I THOUGHT MUST STAY HOME & QUARANTINE MYSELF?

CLASS ADVISOR: DID YOU WENT TO ANY COUNTRY THAT HAS H1N1?

ME: NO. I WAS IN SINGAPORE ALL ALONG.

CLASS ADVISOR: THEN WHY DID YOU NOT COME TO SCHOOL?

ME: *TAKES OUT HANDPHONE & PRETEND TO READ THE SMS*

OOOH!! I READ WRONGLY!!

.

THEN JUST SHEEPISHLY SMILE AWAY .

CONFIRM CAN ONE LAHH.

HAHAHA

.

NOW I MISS MY HANDPHONE SOOO MUCH.

I SOLD IT AWAY THIS MORNING TO A RANDOM GUY

I MET IN A FORUM FOR JUST $180.

THEN NOW WHILE WAITING FOR MY NEXT PAY TO BUY A NEW PHONE

I AM JUST USING MY OLD

SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE KENTAL

HANDPHONE.

IT IS THOSE THAT 7-11 SELLING FOR LESS THAN $100.

THOSE NS PHONES.

NO CAMERA NO MP3 NO NOTHING.

HAIYAH

JUST TOLERATE FOR ANOTHER WEEK THEN PAY COME ALREADY.

WOOOOHOOOOO!!

.

ACTUALLY MY MAIN PURPOSE TO BLOG TODAY

IS NOT ABOUT SKIPPING SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER WEEK

OR ABOUT MY PHONE.

IT IS ABOUT SOME UNIQUE PEOPLE.

IT ALL STARTED LIKE THIS.

I ENDED WORK YESTERDAY AT 5PM SO AS USUAL

I WILL TAKE THE BUS NEAR THE ESPLANADE.

AT THE BUS STOP I SAW A GROUP OF MALAY GIRLS.

I DID NOT PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO THEM

BECAUSE I WAS READING MY NEWPAPER.

THEN MY BUS CAME SO I FLAGGED DOWN THE BUS & BOARDED IT.

IT WAS QUITE WEIRD AS THE BUS WAS REALLY EMPTY.

IT WAS A DOUBLE-DECKER SO I WENT TO THE UPPER DECK.

I WENT RIGHT TO THE END & SAT DOWN.

THEN THE GROUP OF GIRLS I SAW JUST NOW CAME

& SAT TOGETHER WITH ME.

.

I WAS LIKE THINKING TO MYSELF

EHH THE BUS IS FREAKING EMPTY

THEN WHY MUST ALL OF YOU

SIT SO CLOSE TOGETHER WITH ME?

.

I KNOW SOME GUYS MUST HAVE THOUGHT IF THEY WERE ME

THEY WOULD BE VERY HAPPY BECAUSE GOT GIRLS

SITTING CLOSE WITH THEM FOR NO REASON.

BUT HELLO!!!

THIS GROUP OF GIRLS ARE NOT ANY ORDINARY GIRLS!!

THEY ARE TRANSSEXUALS LAH SIAL!!

HOW FREAKY CAN THAT BE!!

ALL ALONE IN THE UPPER BACK WITH 6 OF THEM.

YES NOT JUST ONE OR TWO BUT SIX!!

MY MUSIC WAS BLASTING ON MY HEADPHONES

& I WAS READING MY NEWPAPER.

I REALLY HAD NO CLUE THAT

THEY WERE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT ME

UNTIL MY MUSIC PAUSED & WAS ABOUT TO GO TO THE NEXT TRACK

SO THERE WAS LIKE SILENCE FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS

WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY SAID??!!

I TELL YOU IF I HAD DRANK ALOT BEFORE I BOARDED THE BUS

I CAN SWEAR I WOULD HAVE URINATED IN MY PANTS.

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HERE ARE SOME OF THEIR LINES.

ONE OF THEM SAID THIS IN MALAY.

"EHH I SUKA LAKI-LAKI YANG ADA JANGGUT. VERY MACHO."

THEN THE OTHER ONE ADDED THIS ONE

THAT TOTALLY MADE MY HAIR STAND.

"YOU ALL TENGOK CARA DIER DUDUK BACA SURATKHABAR TU.

CUTE KAN! MACAM NAK GI SANA CUBIT CUBIT GITU."

.

IN ENGLISH IT MEANT

HE/SHE LIKES GUYS WHO HAVE GOATEE. VERY MACHO.

THEN THE OTHER ONE TOLD THE OTHERS TO SEE

HOW THE WAY I SAT DOWN & READ THE NEWPAPER.

VERY CUTE & HE/SHE FELT LIKE COMING OVER TO

PINCH PINCH ME.

.

I REALLY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I CANNOT GO DOWN TO THE LOWER DECK

AS I WAS SEATING AT THE REAL FAR END

WHERE IT IS 5 SEATS IN A ROW.

I SAT AT THE EXTREME RIGHT

& THEY WERE OCCUPYING THE OTHER 4 SEATS

WITH THE OTHER 2 SEATING INFRONT OF ME.

SO I WAS AFRAID IF I GET UP TO GO DOWN

ONE OF THEM MIGHT SQUEEZE MY BUTT!!

WHO KNOWS RIGHT??!!

HAHAHA

.

SO I JUST BLASTED MY MUSIC TO THE MAX

& READ MY NEWSPAPER AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN

JUST TO ACT AS IF I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM.

IMAGINE FLIPPING THRU THE PAPERS FOR LIKE MORE THAN 10 TIMES?!

FOR THE FIRST TIME I READ

THE CLASSIFIEDS & THE HORSE RACING SECTION.

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A FEW STOPS LATER GOT A FEW PEOPLE BOARDED THE BUS

BUT THEY SAT AT THE FRONT.

BUT LUCKILY AFTER A WHILE ALL OF THEM SEEMED

TO BE LISTENING TO THEIR EARPHONES

WHILE BROWSING THRU THEIR SHOPPING BAGS.

SO I FELT A LITTLE BIT RELAX.

THEY WENT DOWN NEAR MARINE PARADE

& I LOOKED UP AT THEM & ONE OF THEM WINKED & WAVE AT ME.

I WANTED TO PUKE SIAAAA.

I WAS LIKE WHAT LAHH DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!

WHY AM I GETTING ALL THE WRONG ATTENTION!!

WHY CAN'T I GET A GOOD DECENT GIRL'S ATTENTION!!

WHY WHY WHY??!!!

I WANT TO CRY CAN??!!

HAIYAHH

.

SO I GOOGLED ON THE NET OF SOME PICTURES OF

TRANSSEXUALS

SEE THIS ONE BELOW

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SOME OF THEM REALLY DO LOOK LIKE GIRLS!!
SEE THIS ONE BELOW LAHH!!
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GOT LOOK LIKE GOT BALLS BEFORE MEHH??!!

LOOK REALLY 100% LIKE NORMAL FEMALE GIRLS RIGHT RIGHT!!

.

SEE THIS ONE BELOW!!

SOOOOOOO PRETTY!!

.

SHE LOOKS ABIT LIKE INDONESIAN ATRIST

AGNES MONICA

IN THAILAND THEY EVEN HAD BEAUTY PAGEANTS

FOR THE TRANSSEXUALS!!

&& THE WINNERS REALLY DON'T LOOK LIKE MAN LAHH!!

.

THAT IS THE WINNER IF THE PAGEANT.

.

HE/SHE GOT 2ND PLACE.

CHECK OUT THE FAT ONE NEXT TO HER.

IF THAT ONE YOU SAY BAPOK THEN I BELIEVE.

HAHAHA

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HE/SHE GOT 3RD PLACE.

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HE/SHE GOT 4TH PLACE.

.

BUT NOT ALL ARE PRETTY OF COURSE.

SOME OF THEM CANNOT EVEN MAKE IT SIAA!!

SEE THE FEW PICTURES BELOW.

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STILL GOT THEIR MANLY LOOKS HUH!!

HAHAHA

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THEN TO THOSE WHO WONDERED HOW WOULD

THIS MEN LOOK LIKE AFTER THEY HAVE IMPLANTS

SEE THIS BELOW!!
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HAHAHAHA!!

THOSE ARE MALE TITS!!

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SHEESH

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF EVERYTIME I SEE THIS.

BUT NOW

I AM THINKING IN THE FUTURE IF I AM DATING A GIRL

HOW CAN I BE ASSURED SHE IS A REAL GIRL?

TECHNOLOGY ARE SOOO ADVANCED NOW

THAT NOTHING SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE TO CHANGE.

HOW?

.

WAN

THE SO CALLED "LUCKY"

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