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HULABALOO

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 ( 12:51 AM )

HALOOHALOOHALOO

RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN ENCOUNTERING

ALOT OF FUNNY INCIDENTS AT WORK

WITH PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES.

.

I HAVE AFEW INCIDENTS TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS.

RECENTLY ONE CAUCASIAN MAN ASKED ME DIRECTIONS

ON HOW TO GO TO PAN PACIFIC HOTEL.

I JUST TOLD HIM THE DIRECTIONS && HE GAVE ME $5.

I WAS LIKE

WOAAAHHHH.

THEN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES LATER

AN ARABIC LADY CAME && ASKED ME THE DIRECTIONS

TO PAN PACIFIC HOTEL.

I TOLD HER SPECIFIC DIRECTIONS

&& SHE COULD NOT UNDERSTAND.

I EVEN DREW THE DIRECTIONS ON A PIECE OF PAPER.

SHE STILL DIDN'T GET IT.

SO I BROUGHT HER ALL THE WAY FROM MY WORKPLACE

TO PAN PACIFIC HOTEL ENTRANCE.

THEN SHE SAID THAT I AM SOOO KIND

& GAVE ME

MENTOS

I WAS LIKE

WHAAAAT THE HELLLLL??!!!

HAHAHAHA

YOU COMPARE LAHH

THE CAUCASIAN MAN WITH THE INDIAN LADY.

I WENT ALL THE WAY & ALL I GOT WAS MENTOS??!!

HAHAHA

.

THEN I REMEMBERED I ONCE BLOGGED

ABOUT A GROUP OF FRENCH MEN WHO THOUGHT I WAS INDIAN.

ONE OF THEM CONFIDENTLY SAID THIS TO ME

IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS.

FRENCH MAN: AHH YOU MUST BE FROM INDIA.

ME: NO SIR, I AM FROM SINGAPORE.

FRENCH MAN: AHHH THEN YOU MUST BE A SINGAPOREAN INDIAN.

ME: AHH YES I AM INDIAN.

.

I JUST HAD TO AGREED TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.

EHH WHAT THE HELL SIAAA.

I KNOW LAHH I GOT A MOLE ON MY FOREHEAD.

WAHLAOOWEII

.

THEN JUST NOW

A GROUP OF THREE MIDDLE EAST MEN

CAME TO MY WORKPLACE.

.

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING

WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST

YOU GUYS REALLY HAVE TO LISTEN CLOSELY TO WHAT THEY SAY

OR ELSE YOU WILL REALLY REALLY LOOK STUPID.

.

THEY SPEAK ARABIC TO YOU & IT SOUNDS ARABIC.

THEY SPEAK ENGLISH TO YOU & IT STILL SOUNDS ARABIC.

.

THEIR ACCENT IS REALLY REALLY STRONG.

SO EVERYTIME WHEN IT COMES TO THEM

I HAVE TO TAKE THEIR ORDERS CAREFULLY

& REPEAT THEM SO THAT I WON'T GET THE WRONG ORDERS.

.

SO JUST NOW THESE THREE ARABIC MEN ARE QUITE FUNNY.

THEY ASK FOR THINGS THAT PIZZAHUT DON'T SELL.

HAHAHA

FIRSTLY THEY SPOKE WITH THEIR STRONG ACCENTS.

IT IS LIKE EVERY WORD HAS AN EXTRA

"KHH"

PEPSI = PEKHHPSI

DRUMLETS = DKHHRUMLETS

.

THEN I TOLD THEM THAT PIZZAHUT IS

100% HALAL.

HALAL IS AN ARABIC WORD.

SO THEY ASSUMED I COULD SPEAK ARABIC.

THEN ALL THREE OF THEM TALKED ARABIC TO ME.

I WAS LIKE TOTALLY BLUR!!

I TOLD THEM I DON'T SPEAK ARABIC.

.

HERE IS THE CONVERSATION.

ME: SORRY SIR I DON'T SPEAK ARABIC.

ARABIC MAN:BUT YOU JUST SAID HALAL?! YOU MUSLIM?

ME: YES I AM MUSLIM.

ARABIC MAN: THEN YOU DON'T KNOW ARABIC?

ME: *frustrated* ERR I ONLY KNOW HALAL.

ARABIC MAN: THEN NEVERMIND.

.

I WAS LIKE WTH SIAA.

THEN OF ALL DRINKS THEY DIE DIE ASK FOR

FANTA & SUMOL.

THOSE DRINKS ARE POPULAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

HAIYOHH THIS PEOPLE AT TIMES

CAN JUST BE IRRITATING & FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME.

.

BUT THE FUNNIEST ONE TO ME WAS THIS INCIDENT.

TWO CAUCASIAN MEN CAME TO MY WORKPLACE FOR LUNCH.

BOTH OF THEM HAD EAR PIERCINGS ON BOTH SIDE.

I BROUGHT THEM INSIDE & GAVE THEIR MENUS.

I TOLD THEM ONCE THEY ARE READY TO ORDER

JUST CALL ME OR MY COLLEAGUE.

THEN ONE OF THEM HELD MY RIGHT HAND

&& SAID THEY PREFER ME INSTEAD & HE WINKED AT ME.

SO I WAS ASSUMING HE WAS GAY.

.

THEN AFTER I TOOK THEIR ORDER

ONE OF THEM SAID THAT THEY WERE JUST ACTING GAY

TO TEST ME WILL BE BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO COME BACK

&& TAKE DOWN THEIR ORDER.

I TOLD THEM WITH A SERIOUS FACE

THAT I ACTUALLY CAME BACK TO TAKE THEIR ORDER

BECAUSE I WAS GAY TOO.

THEN THEY BROKE INTO LAUGHTERS.

THEN ONE OF THEM SAID I AM FUNNY

& GAVE ME $5 AS A TIP BEFORE HE LEFT.

HAA HOW FUNNY CAN THESE TOURISTS BE.

.

TOURISTS FROM CHINA??

OOOOHHH DON'T GET ME STARTED.

THEY KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW MANDARIN

BUT YET THEY WILL SPEAK MANDARIN TO YOU.

ALL THE

SHH SHHH SHHAA SHHEEE

SHEESHA

WILL COME OUT.

.

KLAHH MY EYES VERY SLEEPY ALREADY.

THE H1N1 IS GETTING CLOSER TO ALL OF US.

IT IS A MATTER OF TIME

MY DEAR FRIENDS.

.

MY COUSIN IS SCHOOLING IN

REPUBLIC POLY

&& HIS SCHOOL ALREADY HAS OVER 51 CASES.

WAHLAOOWEII.

THEN NOW HE KENA HOME QUARANTINE ALREADY.

BUT HE IS STILL HAPPY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED

TO GO SCHOOL FOR SEVEN DAYS.
HERE I AM SCARED OF CATCHING THE VIRUS

&& THERE HE IS ENJOYING HIMSELF.

HAHAHA

.

THIS IS HIM!!

SEE HIM OUTSIDE BETTER AVOID HIM!!

HAHAHAHA

NAHH JUST JOKING HORR!!

.

I GOT SO BORED THAT I EDITED HIS PICTURE.
SEE BELOW.

.

NICE RIGHT??

LIKE THE ONE IN

MY PREVIOUS POST.

HAHAHA
.

THEN SEE MINE!!

.

MY AFRO HAIR

LIKE PUBIC HAIR SIAAAA!!!

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KAY KAY BYE BYE PEOPLE!!

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES HORR!!

.

WAN

THE NOT INDIAN NOT ARABIC

KUKUHEAD