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Friday, July 31, 2009 ( 9:07 PM )

WHO CARRIES PAINT EVERYDAY

WHEREVER THEY GO?

THESE PEOPLE DO.

ARTISTS

PAINTERS

LA SALLE STUDENTS

NAFA STUDENTS

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE BELOW?

LOAN SHARKS

I REALLY HAVE NO ISSUE WITH LOANSHARKS.

BUT IT BOTHERS ME WHEN

THESE PEOPLE GO AROUND SPLASHING PAINT

ESPECIALLY ON THE FREAKIN WRONG HOUSE!

OF ALL HOUSES

IT HAD TO BE MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE.

THEY ATTACK HER UNIT

BUT THEY SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS

ANOTHER HOUSE UNIT.

STUPID OR WHAT??!

YOUR MATHEMATICS ARE SO GOOD

THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO LOAN PEOPLE MONEY

& CALCULATE THEIR INTERESTS

BUT YOU CANNOT IDENTIFY DIFFERENT UNIT NUMBERS??

WHICHEVER

AH BENG/MAT REP/PUNDEK

WHO DID THIS

I SWEAR YOU WILL HAVE BLISTERS

UNDERNEATH YOUR ARMPITS.
.

I WAS WORRIED BECAUSE MY GRANDMOTHER IS ALWAYS ALONE

AT HOME WHILE MY AUNTIES GO TO WORK.

WHAT IF THEY SPLASH PETROL NEXT?!

THE POLICE HAS BEEN INFORMED

BUT WHAT CAN THEY DO SERIOUSLY?

THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN CATCH THIS ASSHOLES

UNLESS YOU CATCH THEM RED-HANDED.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO SIT NEAR THE HOUSE GATE

& WAIT FOR THE NEXT TIME HE COMES.

THE MOST HE WILL SPLASH IT ON MY FACE TOO & RUN AWAY.

BUT IF HE SPLASHES WITH SKILLS

AT LEAST I DON'T MIND AH.

IF IT LOOKS LIKE SOME PAINTING BELOW THEN

I REALLY DON'T MIND LEAVING SOME MONEY AT THE DOORSTEP

FOR THEM TO COLLECT THE NEXT TIME THEY COME.

BUT THIS ONE SPLASH ANYHOW SIAA.

THINK MY GRANDMOTHER'S DOOR IS WHAT??

YOUR DRAWING BLOCK AH?!

SU-PA-DU-PA-MA-DA-FA-KA

I WANTED TO CONFRONT THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE

THAT ALLEGEDLY OWED THE LOANSHARKS MONEY

AS I FELT THAT HE IS THE ONE THAT OWE THEM MONEY

& SINCE THEY SPLASHED AT THE WRONG HOUSE

SHOULDN'T HE BE HELPING MY GRANDMA CLEAN THE MESS UP??

BUT MY GRANDMOTHER SAID HE CLAIMED

IT WAS THE PREVIOUS OWNER THAT OWED THE MONEY.

FURTHERMORE WHEN I WENT TO HIS DOORSTEP

HIS DOOR WAS MUCH MUCH MORE

"COLOURFUL & ARTISTIC"

THAN MY GRANDMOTHER'S

SO I GUESS I SHALL NOT CONFRONT HIM.

HAHAHA

IT TOOK ME MORE THAN 3 HOURS TO REMOVE THE PAINT.

I COULD HAVE TAKEN UP LESSER TIME

IF MY GRANDMOTHER'S CATS HAVE NOT DISTURBED ME.

THERE ARE LIKE MORE THAN 15 OF THEM IN THE HOUSE.

EVERYTIME I PUT THE CLOTH I USED TO WIPE THE PAINT DOWN

IT WILL DISAPPEAR.

THEY WILL DRAG IT AWAY TO PLAY WITH IT.

I GOT SO PISSED THAT I SLAPPED ONE OF THEM ON THE BUTTOCKS.

THEN ALL OF THEM RAN AWAY.

HAHAHA.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW PICTURES OF THEM

FROM ONE OF MY POSTS IN FEBRUARY.
http://wankukuhead.blogspot.com/2009/02/furry-freaks-from-hell.html

SO FINALLY AFTER 3 LONG HOURS OF SCRUBBING

THEN THE PAINT WAS FINALLY REMOVED.
.

IF I GET TO KNOW THAT THEY SPLASHED PAINT AGAIN

I AM SO GONNA WAIT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

& THE NEXT TIME HE COME I WILL SPLASH PAINT AT HIS FACE.

REMEMBER

DO NOT BORROW MONEY FROM

ILLEGAL MONEY LENDERS.

MY FATHER ONCE SAID

"HIDUP BIAR SUSAH

ASALKAN TAK BERHUTANG."

THE ANTI- AH LONG

KUKUHEAD

SAKIT SICK SICKO SICKENING KENING NAIK NAIK

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 ( 10:28 PM )

HELLO HELLO HELLO

FINALLY I AM BACK AGAIN.

WOW I DIDNT EXPECT MY RECENT POST

TO GET SOOO MUCH ATTENTION!!

I WAS SICK & DID NOT VISIT MY BLOG FOR A FEW DAYS

& I GOT SOOOO MANY TAGS REGARDING MY POST!

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I RECEIVED DOZENS OF TAGS

IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

NOW I AM WONDERING

JUST HOW AM I GONNA REPLY THE TAGS.

HAHAHA

TO ALL THOSE WHO TAGGED REGARDING MY POST

I KNOW YOU ALL VERY EXCITED

BECAUSE MOST PROBABLY I AM THE FIRST GUY

YOU ALL KNOW TO VOICE OUT ABOUT MY OWN GENDER.

WELL I THINK EVERY GUY KNOWS WELL

WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ALL OF YOU.

THEY SIMPLY DON'T CARE MAYBE?

IGNORANCE IS THE WORD.

OR SELFISH?

WELL I WANTED TO UPDATE A FEW DAYS BACK

BUT I FELL TERRIBLY SICK.

IT WAS LIKE AS THOUGH I BOUGHT MYSELF

AN EXTRA VALUE MEAL OF GERMS

MAKE THAT UPSIZE.

I HAD A COMBO OF

FEVER & FLU & COUGH.

GEREK I KNOW.

MAYBE THOSE GUYS

WHO DIDN'T LIKE MY RECENT POST CURSED ME?

HAHAHA

IT ALL STARTED ON TUESDAY I GUESS.

MY COUSIN GOT SICK.

HE HAD THE SAME

SO CALLED

"EXTRA VALUE MEAL"

SICKNESS.

SO I ACCOMPANIED HIM TO THE DOCTOR

SO THAT WHO KNOWS

IF HE GOT QUARANTINED

THEN I CAN GET QUARANTINED TOO!!

HAHAHA

BUT HE DIDN'T.

I WAS DISAPPOINTED SIA.

WAHLAOWEII STUPID DOCTOR.

I REALLY WANTED THE SEVEN DAYS HOLIDAY.

THEN THURSDAY MORNING HE WAS BACK TO NORMAL.

BUT WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL I WAS SNEEZING ALL DAY.

YEAAPAA
THAT IS ALMOST HOW I LOOK LIKE.
THAT IS WHY THEY SAY CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE!!
.

I REALLY WISHED I HAD ONE OF THOSE
THEN MY LIFE WOULD BE MUCH MUCH EASIER.
.
I WAS SNEEZING REAL BAD BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS NOTHING.
I WENT TO WORK EVERYTHING
& WHEN I GOT HOME I STARTED TO HAVE FLU.
THE NEXT MORNING I HAD PANADOL & WENT TO SCHOOL.
THE PANADOL MADE ME SOOO SLEEPY.
IN CLASS I COULD SEE MY PILLOW FLOATING AROUND.
I WENT HOME AFTER A FEW HOURS.
REALLY COULD NOT TAHAN.
HAHAHA
.

THEN WHEN I GOT HOME I STRAIGHT AWAY GOT HIGH FEVER.
IT WAS SOO HOT I THINK I COULD
HAVE FRIED AN EGG
ON MY WIDE FOREHEAD.
I GET REALLY SCARED WHENEVER I HAVE FEVER.
.
I ONCE HELPED A BLIND MAN
& I MET HIM AGAIN ON A FEW OCCASIONS
SO I ASKED HIM WAS HE BORN BLIND.
HE TOLD ME THAT IT ALL STARTED AFTER HE GOT HIGH FEVER.
HE THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL FEVER
SO HE DID NOT WENT TO THE DOCTOR.
HE JUST ATE MEDICINE & SLEPT.
HIS FEVER WENT SO HIGH THAT IT
DAMAGED HIS NERVES CONNECTING TO HIS EYES.
HE WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY WONDERING
WHY IT WAS DARKNESS ALL AROUND HIM.
THAT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.
.
IMAGINE BEFORE SLEEPING
YOU MESSAGED YOUR BOYFRIEND
GOOD NIGHT
AND THE NEXT DAY YOU WOKE UP
YOU CAN'T EVEN READ
THE GOOD MORNING MESSAGE
YOUR BOYFRIEND SENT YOU.
WOULD YOU ACCEPT THE FACT YOU GOT BLIND?
.
I GOT TERRIBLY SICK FOR 4 DAYS STRAIGHT.
I DID NOT LEAVE HOUSE FROM
FRIDAY AFTERNOON TILL TUESDAY MORNING.
.
I WAS SOO BORED.
I WANTED TO USE THE COMPUTER
BUT I REALLY DID NOT HAVE THE ENERGY.
ALL I COULD DO WAS USE MY PHONE
& BROWSE THRU FACEBOOK.
.
WELL BEING SICK IS FINE WITH ME.
I LOVE THE MEDICAL LEAVES.
BUT I HATE WHEN IT COMES TO EATING PILLS!!
.
SINCE YOUNG I ALWAYS HATE PILLS.
I PREFER THE SYRUP.
.
WHEN WE ARE YOUNG
THEY WILL ISSUE YOU MEDICATION IN BOTTLES.
ONCE YOU ARE GROWN UP
THEY ISSUE YOU PILLS.
.
I ALWAYS HAVE A HARD TIME SWALLOWING THEM.
BILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL TELL ME.
"PUT THE PILL AT THE END OF YOU TONGUE
THEN DRINK WATER & SWALLOW LAHH.
LATER THE PILL WILL FOLLOW."
.
I ALWAYS DO THAT BUT THE PILL WILL STILL BE THERE.
I ONCE DRANK THE WHOLE PITCHER
OF PLAIN WATER JUST TO SWALLOW THAT PILL DOWN.
BUT IT WAS STILL THERE!
I GOT SO PISSED I CHEW IT.
HAHAHA
.
THEN FROM THAT MOMENT ONWARDS
I JUST CHEWED MY PILLS.
.
IF I HAVE THE TIME TO SPARE
I WILL CRUSH IT WITH A SPOON FIRST.
.

BUT IT TOTALLY SUCKS LAHH!!

SOME BITS WILL BE STUCK TO YOUR TEETH!!

THEN THE WHOLE DAY YOU MOUTH WILL TASTE BITTER!!
.

I KNOW I AM WEIRD.

WHATEVER EH!

HAHAHA

YEAAPAA

SEE THAT NAME TAG ABOVE??

THEY ARE PROMOTING ME TO SUPERVISOR NEXT MONTH.

COME COME

GUESS HOW MUCH WILL THEY RAISE MY PAY??!!

RAISE BY $1??

RAISE BY $2??

RAISE BY $3??

RAISE BY $4??

WRONG!!

THEY ARE RAISING IT

BY A WHOPPING 25 CENTS!!

YES YES IT IS ALOT I KNOW!!

HAHAHA

I FEEL SO PATHETIC

& I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM LAUGHING ALONG.

PFFT!

THEN NOW THEY ARE MAKING US WEAR

THIS HUGE UGLY BADGES.
.

SO TO MY DEAR FRIENDS

WHO HAVE NO MONEY TO EAT

FEEL FREE TO DROP BY & COMPLAIN TO MY MANAGER

THAT I DID NOT SMILE AT YOU.

THE

ONE & ONLY

WAN KUKUHEAD

WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009 ( 9:23 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

SORRY FOR NOT BLOGGING FOR SOO LONG.

I HAVE BEEN REALLY REALLY BUSY WITH WORK LATELY.

REALLY NEED THE MONEY TO BUY SOMETHING

WHICH HAS BEEN ONE OF MY DREAM SINCE I WAS A KID.

HEHEHE

I HAVE SOO MANY THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT ACTUALLY

BUT SOMETHING MADE ME REALLY PISSED RECENTLY

THAT IT MADE ME FEEL I REALLY NEED TO BLOG ABOUT IT

TO RELEASE MY FRUSTRATIONS.

THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG POST.

MAY BE INTERESTING TO YOU GIRLS

AS IT SEEMS VERY FAMILLIAR TO YOU.

GUYS MIGHT DISAGREE WITH ME.

HATE TAG ALL YOU WANT LAHH.

I GIVE YOU THE GREEN LIGHT.

I AM SORRY IF CONTENTS IN THIS POST

OFFENDS SOME OF YOU OUT THERE.

GUYS WHO TREAT THEIR GIRLS LIKE DIRT

YET THE GIRLS STILL LOVE THEM.

THAT IS WHAT I AM GONNA TALK ABOUT TODAY.

THANKS TO THESE TYPE OF ASSHOLES BELOW

FOR MAKING ALMOST ALL

GIRLS HAVE THE IMAGE THAT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS.

GUYS WHO PHYSICALLY ABUSE THEIR GIRLS

GUYS WHO MENTALLY ABUSE THEIR GIRLS

GUYS WHO CHEAT BEHIND THEIR GIRLS' BACK

GUYS WHO CONTROL THEIR GIRLS' MOVEMENTS

GUYS WHO ASK THEIR GIRLS' FOR MONEY

GUYS WHO PLAY WITH THEIR GIRLS' FEELINGS

GUYS WHO ONLY GOES FOR THE GIRLS' BODY

GUYS WHO ARE SUPERBLY EGOISTIC

DID I MISS ANYTHING ELSE

MY FEMALE FRIENDS??

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.

WELL THE ISSUE THAT STARTED ALL THESE

WAS WHEN ONE OF MY FEMALE FRIENDS

TALKED TO ME ON THE PHONE

ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.

SHE WAS CRYING LIKE AS THOUGH SOMEONE PASSED AWAY

& I COULDN'T HEAR CLEARLY WHAT SHE WAS SAYING.

I TOLD HER TO CALM HERSELF DOWN & TALKED TO ME SLOWLY.

SHE HUNG UP & CALLED ME SEVERAL MINUTES LATER.

SHE HAD STOPPED CRYING

BUT STILL HAD MUCUS RUNNING DOWN HER NOSE

AS I COULD HEAR THE

"SNORT SNORT"

NOISES AS SHE TALKED.

SO SHE TOLD ME SEVERAL THINGS

THAT MADE ME FELT THAT IF ONLY I WAS MUSCULAR

SOMEONE WAS GONNA GET HURT REAL BAD.

--TO THAT ASSHOLE OUT THERE--

LUCKILY YOU ARE MUSCULAR

& I AM SOOO SKINNY.

IF NOT I WOULD HAVE LOOKED FOR YOU

& ALSO BURN YOUR BIKE DOWN.

SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS OUT WITH HER BOYFRIEND AT TOWN

WHEN THEY QUARELLED SO THE BOY WANTED TO GO HOME.

SO THE BOY WENT TO HIS BIKE & LEFT HER

JUST LIKE THAT IN THE CARPARK.

SO SHE STARTED TO CRY.

SHE CALLED HER BOY SEVERAL TIMES ON HIS PHONE

& THE BOY CAME BACK & APOLOGISED

& OFFERED TO TAKE HER HOME.

BUT HALFWAY ALONG THE JOURNEY

THEY GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT AGAIN

& GUESS WHAT?!

HE LEFT HER AT THE SIDE

OF THE EXPRESSWAY.

HOW HEARTLESS CAN THAT GUY BE?

YOU LEAVE HER THERE ALL ALONE

WHERE CARS ARE SPEEDING FAST.

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN THERE.

WHERE IS SHE SUPPOSE TO GO FROM THERE??

TAXIES CANNOT PICK UP PASSENGERS THERE.

SHE HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE NEAREST EXIT

WHICH SHE SAID WAS LIKE ABOUT 300 METRES AWAY.

FROM THERE SHE TOOK TAXI HOME.

SHE RANG UP THE GUY & THEY BROKE UP.

THAT WAS WHEN SHE CALLED ME.

THEN I ASKED HER MORE ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP.

I ASKED HER HAVE THE GUY TOUCHED HER BEFORE.

SHE SAID HE ONCE SLAPPED HER BECAUSE SHE DID NOT REPLY

HIS MESSAGE QUICK ENOUGH.

SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS IN THE TOILET FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

I ASKED HER DID SHE FIGHT BACK?

SHE SAID NO.

HE ONCE PUSHED HER TO THE WALL

& PLACED HIS HAND AT HER THROAT

WHEN HE LOOKED THRU HER PHONE

& FOUND A MESSAGE FROM HER EX-CLASSMATE.

THE MESSAGE JUST WROTE

"EH KAU SEKARANG KERJE MANE AH?

TEMPAT KAU ADE VACANCY?"

I ASKED HER WHY SHE DIDN'T LEAVE THE GUY EARLIER

SHE SAID SHE COULD NOT BECAUSE

SHE LOVES HIM.

I TOLD HER YES YOU LOVE HIM

BUT DOES HE LOVES YOU?

SHE SAID YES.

I TOLD HER IF HE LOVES YOU WOULD HE BE WILLING TO HURT YOU?

SHE KEPT QUIET & BEGAN TO CRY AGAIN.

AFTER THAT WE CONTINUED TALKING

BLA BLA BLA

SHE TOLD ME SHE IS GOING TO FORGET THIS JERK & MOVE ON

& GUESS WHAAAAAAT??!!!

THE FOLLOWING WEEK

THEY WERE BACK TOGETHER.

I WAS LIKE

WOAHHH WASTE MY BREATH ON HER ONLY.

THE THING THAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST IS

WHY ARE YOU GIRLS SOO WEAK??!!

WHY WHY WHY??!!!

YOUR GUY HURTS YOU LIKE HELL

YET WHEN HE SWEET TALKS YOU

YOU WILL FALL FOR HIM BACK.

THEN EVERYTHING WILL RETURN BACK TO SQUARE ONE.

--GUYS WHO PHYSICALLY ABUSE THEIR GIRLS--

THESE KIND OF GUYS MAKE MY BLOOD REALLY BOIL.

GUYS WHO LAY THEIR FINGER ON GIRLS ARE COWARDS.

WHY BEAT UP SOMEONE WHO ARE WEAKER THAN YOU?

BEATING HER SHOWS WHAT?

THAT YOU ARE STRONGER?

THAT YOU ARE FIERCE?

SO WHAT?

THAT JUST SHOWS HOW TIMID YOU ARE.

FIND SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE.

WHO ARE YOU TO BEAT HER?

HER FATHER?

I THINK EVEN HER FATHER DOESN'T BEAT HER.

YOU ARE NOT EVEN MARRIED TO HER.

EVEN IF YOU ARE MARRIED DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN BEAT HER?

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

"OHH SORRY LAHH YOU.

I WAS JUST TOO ANGRY & I FAILED TO CONTROL MY EMOTIONS."

SO WHAT?

ANGRY THEN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAT HER UP?

IF YOU ARE ANGRY WITH YOUR FATHER

YOU WOULD WHACK YOUR FATHER TOO?

--GUYS WHO MENTALLY ABUSE THEIR GIRLS--

THESE KIND OF GUYS ARE THOSE WHO WHENEVER

YOU ARE IN AN ARGUMENT & THEY GOT NO POINTS TO FIGHT BACK

THEY WILL INSULT THE GIRLS' LOOKS TO BRING HER DOWN.

I ONCE HAD A FEMALE FRIEND

WHO ARGUED IN THE BUS

& THE GUY LEFT HER IN THE BUS.

BEFORE HE WENT DOWN THE BUS

HE SHOUTED AT HER THAT SHE IS FAT

& SHE SHOULD HAVE APPREACIATE HIM

BECAUSE AT LEAST THERE IS A GUY THAT IS WILLING TO DATE HER.

IT IS SO MEAN TO MAKE A GIRL EMBARRASSED IN PUBLIC.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW SHE FELT BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC?

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

"SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY WHAT I SAID.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING AT THAT MOMENT.

I AM SORRY ALRIGHT?"

*PRESENT HER WITH CHOCOLATES & SWEET TALK HER*

THEN THE GIRL WILL BE SMITTEN WITH HIS SWEET TALKING

& WILL FORGIVE HIM & GET BACK TOGETHER.

--GUYS WHO CHEAT BEHIND THEIR GIRLS' BACK--

THESE KIND OF JERKS ARE SOO COMMON LORR!!

AGREE AGREE??!!

THEY ARE SOMEWHERE ELSE ENJOYING THEMSELVES

CLUBBING WITH OTHER RANDOM GIRLS

BUT THEY TELL YOU THEY ARE AT HOME OR WITH FAMILIES

AND WHEN THEY GET CAUGHT

ALL SORTS OF ALI BABA STORIES WILL COME OUT.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

WHEN THEY ARE WITH ANOTHER GIRL

& YOU CALL THEM THEY WILL NOT PICK UP THEIR PHONES.

THEIR REASON IS

"OHH I DIDN'T REALISE MY PHONE WAS ON SILENT MODE."

SOMETIMES THEIR PHONES ARE SWITCHED OFF.

THEIR REASON IS

"OHH I FORGOT TO CHARGED MY BATTERY BEFORE I LEFT HOME."

WORST IF THEY ARE CAUGHT RED HANDED WITH ANOTHER GIRL.

THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT SHE IS ONE OF THEIR OLD FRIENDS

& IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THEM

THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU NO LONGER TRUST HIM ANYMORE

& MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY.

--GUYS WHO CONTROL THEIR GIRLS' MOVEMENTS--

THESE KIND OF GUYS SHOULD BE WORKING AS

POLICE OFFICERS OR REPORTERS.

THEY CALL YOU EVERY FEW MINUTES TO ASK YOU

WHERE YOU ARE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

WHO ARE YOU WITH?

WHAT TIME WILL YOU GO HOME?

BLA BLA BLA.

EVERY CALL GOES WITH THE SAME QUESTIONS.

WORST STILL IF WHEN YOU TELL THEM & THEY DON'T BELIEVE.

IT IS LIKE YOU ASK THEN I TELL YOU THEN YOU SAY I AM LYING.

MIGHT AS WELL DON'T ASK RIGHT?

THESE KIND OF GUYS ARE REALLY NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.

THEY ARE SO AFRAID THAT YOU MIGHT CHEAT ON THEM

SO THEY WANNA TRACK EVERY STEP YOU TAKE.

THE WORST IF THEY SEND THEIR FRIENDS TO SPOTCHECK ON YOU

WHETHER YOU ARE LYING.

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BASIC TRUST ON YOU.

WHY SO POSSESIVE??

YOU HAVE YET TO MARRY HER & YOU BEHAVE LIKE THIS.

I BELIEVE YOU ARE GONNA

CHAIN YOUR FUTURE WIFE IN THE HOUSE

WHEN YOU ARE LEAVING FOR WORK.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

"OHH I WANNA KNOW BECAUSE I CARE FOR YOU.

I AM WORRIED IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU."

EHH HELLO BROTHER??!!

HER PARENTS CARE ABOUT HER MORE THAN YOU DO

BUT THEY DON'T BEHAVE LIKE YOU DO!!

CAN'T YOU EVEN TRUST HER ONE BIT?

WHY MUST YOU TRACK HER WHEREVER SHE GOES?

IF SOMETHING IS TO HAPPEN TO HER

SHE CAN ALWAYS DIAL 999.

IT IS NOT AS THOUGH SHE IS HANGING OUT

IN THE JUNGLES THAT YOU HAVE TO CALL HER

TO MAKE SURE SHE IS STILL ALIVE & NOT EATEN ALIVE BY TIGERS.

--GUYS WHO ASK THEIR GIRLS' FOR MONEY--

THESE KIND OF GUYS DEPENDS ON CASE BY CASE BASIS.

IF THE BOTH OF YOU GO OUT ON DATES

& TAKE TURN TO TREAT EACH OTHER DINNER

OR IF YOU'RE GONNA WATCH MOVIES

THEN THE GUY PAYS FOR THE TICKETS

& THE GIRL PAYS FOR THE POPCORN

THAT IT IS OKAY TOO.

BUT IF THE GUY ASK THE GIRL

FOR MONEY TO PAY PETROL FOR HIS BIKE EVERYTIME

OR EVEN ASK FOR MONEY TO MODIFY HIS BIKE

THEN THAT ONE DIFFERENT ABIT.

IF TO YOU GIRLS IT IS OKAY THEN OKAY LORR.

BECAUSE I LIVE BY THE PRINCIPLE

WHERE I SHOULD NEVER USE ANY GIRLS' MONEY

EVENTHOUGH I AM GONNA PAY HER BACK

ESPECIALLY IT IS ON SOMETHING I DON'T REALLY NEED.

UNLESS I LOST MY WALLET & NO MONEY TO EAT OR GO HOME.

IT IS JUST NOT NICE TO ME.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

"YOU I HAVE NOT RECEIVED MY SALARY YET AH.

CAN HELP ME PAY FIRST?"

THEY CLAIM THEY WILL PAY BACK SOON

BUT THE SOON NEVER SEEM TO COME.

--GUYS WHO PLAY WITH THEIR GIRLS' FEELINGS--

THESE KIND OF JERKS

ARE JUST PLAIN HEARTBREAKERS.

THEY ARE THE TYPE THAT GOES FOR FLINGS.

EASY TO SAY PLAYBOY LAHH.

ONE MOMENT THEY SAY THEY LIKE YOU

THE NEXT MOMENT THEY DISAPPEAR.

THERE ARE GUYS WHO ARE JUST OUT THERE TO TEST THE MARKET.

WHEN I SAY

"OUT THERE TO TEST THE MARKET"

MEANS THEY ARE JUST PLAYING AROUND

TO SEE IF THEY ARE CAPABLE OF WINNING A GIRL'S HEART.

SOME OF YOU GIRLS MIGHT NOT REALISE THIS.

THEY ARE THE TYPE OF JERKS WHO WILL MAKE YOU LIKE THEM

THEN ONCE THEY KNOW YOU LIKE THEM

THEY WILL DISAPPEAR.

THEY JUST WANNA ACHIEVE THAT POINT

& THEY WILL MOVE ONTO SOMEONE ELSE

& RESTART THE GAME ALL OVER AGAIN.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

USUALLY THEY JUST DISAPPEAR

WITHOUT ANY REASON.

REALLY.

--GUYS WHO ONLY GOES FOR THE GIRLS' BODY--

THIS ONE IS THE MOST COMMON TO ME.

THEY FLIRT WITH YOU JUST TO WIN YOUR HEART

THEN TOUCH YOU HERE & THERE

THEN LEAVE YOU.

.
THEY ASK YOU TO BE THEIR GIRLFRIEND
& ONCE THEY GET TO KISS YOU
OR EVEN MORE THAN THAT IF THEY ARE LUCKY
THEN THEY LEAVE YOU
GIVING YOU STUPID REASONS
WHY THEY COULD NOT STAY ON WITH THE RELATIONSHIP.

SOMETIMES THEY DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOUR FACE IS TOTALLY UGLY.

THERE IS A POPULAR SAYING

"COVER THE FACE, FUCK THE BASE."
.

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--
USUALLY THEY JUST DISAPPEAR TOO
WITHOUT ANY REASON.

REALLY.

THEY JUST WANNA SO CALLED

TOUCH & GO OR HIT & RUN.

--GUYS WHO ARE SUPERBLY EGOISTIC--

THESE ARE THE TYPE OF GUYS WHO SOMETIMES

NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED WITH SLIPPERS.

THEY WILL NEVER SAY SORRY & EXPECT THE GIRLS

TO SAY SORRY & MAKE IT UP WITH THEM

BY SAYING SWEET THINGS TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER.

EVERYONE HAS EGO.

EVEN I ADMIT I HAVE EGO.

BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO PUT YOUR EGO DOWN.

WITH SOMEONE YOU JUST KNOW YESTERDAY

THEN YOU CAN SHOW SOME EGO.

BUT WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW FOR MONTHS OR YEARS

CAN'T YOU JUST PUT YOUR EGO ASIDE & SHOW YOUR SOFT SIDE?

--COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY THESE TYPE OF JERKS--

THEY DON'T USUALLY GIVE REASONS BECAUSE

TO THEM THEY ARE NOT THE ONES AT FAULT.

WHATEVER I TYPED HERE ARE NEVER FABRICATED.

I AM NOT HERE TO CREATE STORIES.

IT IS TRUE & IT DOES HAPPENS.

EVENTHOUGH I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP

& I DON'T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE IN IT

I KNOW ALL THESE

BECAUSE WHEN I SIT WITH MY MALE FRIENDS

I LISTEN TO WHAT THEY TALK

& WHEN I SIT WITH MY FEMALE FRIENDS

I LISTEN TO WHAT THEY TALK TOO.

SO FROM THERE IS WHERE I GET THESE EXAMPLES

TO SHARE WITH YOU.

IN RELATIONSHIPS EVERYTHING MUST BE FAIR.

USUALLY THE BOYS WILL ALWAYS COME OUT WITH EXCUSES

WHEN THEY ARE IN THE WRONG

BUT WHEN IT IS YOU

NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY THEY JUST WON'T BOTHER.

YOU CANNOT GO OUT WITH YOUR OTHER MALE FRIENDS

BUT THEY CAN GO OUT WITH THEIR FEMALE FRIENDS.

THEY SAY THAT THOSE GIRLS ARE JUST FRIENDS.

YOU CANNOT MESSAGE OTHER BOYS

BUT THEY CAN CALL OTHER GIRLS.

THEY SAY THAT SHE WAS THE ONE THAT CALLED FIRST.

THEY CAN LOOK THRU YOUR PHONE

BUT YOU CAN'T LOOK THRU THEIRS.

THEY SAY THAT YOU DON'T TRUST THEM IZZIT?

GOT ALOT MORE LAHH

BUT I AM JUST SUPER TIRED!!

TAKE CARE GIRLS!!

REMEMBER THAT IF YOUR GUY MATCHES TO

WHATEVER I MENTIONED IN MY POST

THEN DO SOMETHING

OR JUST LEAVE HIM.

IT IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.

BUT STILL

DO BEAR IN MIND THAT NOT ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.

IT IS JUST THE MAJORITY

OR YOU JUST HAPPEN TO MEET THE WRONG ONE, ALWAYS.

THE SO-CALLED

DOCTOR LOVE

KUKUHEAD

*MACAM PAHAM*

brain-dead

Sunday, July 19, 2009 ( 9:20 PM )

MY BLOG IS IN A COMA

& HOPEFULLY IT WILL WAKE UP

FROM IT'S SLEEP SOON.

I AM SORRY MY LOYAL READERS.

I WILL REVIVE IT AS SOON AS I HAVE THE TIME.

HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH WORK LATELY.

WANTED TO UPLOAD SOME PICTURES

BUT HARD DISK IS GIVING ME ATTITUDE.

FELT LIKE THROWING IT OUT OF THE WINDOW.

MAYBE WHILE YOU WAIT FOR ME TO UPLOAD

YOU CAN GIVE ME SOME TOPICS TO BLOG ABOUT?

WAN

THE BUSY LOOKING FOR MONEY

TO GET MARRIED

KUKUHEAD

ROB ROBBER ROBBED ROBBERY ROBERT??

Monday, July 13, 2009 ( 10:31 PM )

HEY HEY HEY

IN ONE OF MY RECENT POSTS

I TALKED ABOUT

MY HISTORY WITH HANDPHONES && I SAID THIS ONE HAD

THE MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE WITH ME.

WELL THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE

I GOT ROBBED ONCE IN MALAYSIA

&& THE ROBBER ACTUALLY REJECTED MY PHONE!!

.
COME LET ME TELL YOU

THE WHOLE STORY IN MORE DETAILS.

IT IS COMPLICATED SO YOU REALLY HAVE TO

READ SLOWLY & CAREFULLY TO UNDERSTAND.

WELL IT HAPPENED IN THE YEAR

2007

I WAS SECONDARY 5 THAT POINT OF TIME.

WELL SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW

BUT MY CLOSE FRIENDS DO KNOW THAT

ME & MY FAMILY ARE ALL SINGAPOREANS

BUT WE USE TO LIVE IN JOHOR BAHRU.

SO I LIVE IN JOHOR BUT I WAS SCHOOLING AT WOODLANDS.

SO IT MEANS EVERYDAY I HAVE TO CROSS THRU

THE CAUSEWAY JUST TO GO TO SCHOOL.

EVERYDAY MY PASSPORT HAS TO BE STAMPED.

I HAVE 6 PASSPORTS SO FAR.

5 OF IT FULLY STAMPED.

MOST OF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE

& ITS NOT EVEN HALF FULLY STAMPED.

HAHAHA

SO YEAH BACK TO THE TOPIC.

YOU CAN CLICK ON THE MAP

BELOW TO ENLARGE IT.

IGNORE THE TWO ARROWS FIRST.

THE AREA IN GREEN IS WHERE I LIVE.
THE PINK CIRCLE IS THE BUS STOP
WHERE I CAN TAKE THE BUS TO THE CUSTOMS.
THE YELLOW LINE WITH RED DOTS IS THE ROUTE
I ALWAYS TAKE TO GO TO THE BUS STOP FROM HOME.
THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS AREA IS
IT IS ACTUALLY QUITE NEAR TO
ANGSANA SHOPPING MALL.
THE AREA IN BLUE IS
KIP MART SUPERMARKET.
SO IF YOU HAVE BEEN THERE
THEN YOU ROUGHLY KNOW WHERE IS MY MALAYSIA HOUSE.

SO THE ROUTE IS BLOODY LONG OKAY!

IT LOOKS NEAR.

CLICK ON THE MAP

TO SEE IT CLOSELY IF YOU HAVE NOT.

I GIVE YOU A CLOSE ESTIMATION

HOW FAR IT IS FROM MY HOUSE TO THE BUS STOP.
JUST IMAGINE WALKING FROM

FAR EAST PLAZA ALL THE WAY TO HEERENS

THEN YOU GO BACK TO LUCKY PLAZA.

SO SCHOOL STARTS AT 7:30am.

IT MEANS I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 5:30am.

THEN GET READY & LEAVE HOUSE AT 6:10am.

BY THE TIME I WALK TO REACH THE BUS STOP IT WILL BE 6:30am.

THE BUS JOURNEY IS QUITE SHORT

SO I WILL REACH MALAYSIAN CUSTOMS AT 6:50am.

BY THE TIME I CROSS TO SINGAPORE IT WILL BE AROUND 7:10am

& I WILL REACH SCHOOL USUALLY JUST NICE AT 7:25am.

SO IT WAS A ROUTINE OVER & OVER AGAIN

FOR ME TILL THIS ONE DAY.

AS USUAL I WOULD LEAVE HOME AT 6:10am.

I LIVE IN A CONDO APARTMENT

&& THERE ARE SECURITY GUARDS

SO I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT QUITE WORRIED

OF THE SECURITY OF MY HOUSE.

I WAS LISTENING TO MY 128mb MP3

WHICH WAS SOOO EXPENSIVE AT THAT POINT OF TIME.

IT COSTS ME CLOSE TO $80 WHEN THIS KIND OF MP3

WAS JUST RELEASED INTO OUR WORLD.

NOW $10 CAN GET I THINK.

128MB SUMMORE!!

ITS JUST SPECKS OF DUST COMPARED

TO MY 8 GIGABYTE MEMORY CARD IN MY PHONE NOW.

THAT IS HOW RAPID TECHNOLOGY CHANGES.

SO I WAS LISTENING TO MY MP3

WHILE WALKING TO THE BUS STOP

WHILE SINGING ALONG TO

THE SONG

"MY HEART"

THEN I SAW THIS TYPICAL MALAYSIA BIKE

PASSED ME SLOWLY WITH TWO MALAY GUYS.

BOTH OF THEM LOOKED AT ME.
.

THE MOMENT I SAW THEM I KNEW SOMETHING WAS NOT RIGHT.

USUALLY AT THAT POINT OF TIME

EARLY IN THE MORNING

THERE WILL ONLY BE PEOPLE GOING TO SINGAPORE TO WORK

RIDING THEIR MOTORBIKES.

THOSE PEOPLE WOULD BE WEARING

THICK JACKETS & SHOES BECAUSE IT IS FREAKING COLD

WHENEVER YOU ARE HAVING A LONG JOURNEY IN THE MORNING.

BUT THE TWO MALAY GUYS

ON THE BIKE WERE WEARING SOMETHING TOTALLY STRANGE.

THE RIDER WAS WEARING A RED SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT

WITH JEANS & SLIPPERS

WHILE THE PILLION WORE SHORT PANTS WITH SLIPPERS

& THIS KIND OF WINTER JACKET.
.

AFTER YEARS OF OBSERVING THE SURROUNDING

THERE WHENEVER I WANNA GO SCHOOL

& ONE LOOK AT THEM WAS WHAT IT TOOK FOR ME TO KNOW

SOMETHING WASNT RIGHT.

.
SO MY INSTINCTS KICKED IN.

I KEPT MY MP3 IN MY BAG.

I TOOK OUT MY SIM CARD FROM MY PHONE & KEPT IT IN MY SOCKS.

I TOOK OUT MOST OF THE MONEY IN MY WALLET

& PLACED IT IN MY SHOE.

I TOOK A DEEP BREATH & WALKED CALMLY.

THERE IS REALLY NO USE ASKING FOR HELP

BECAUSE THERE ARE TOTALLY NO ONE.

CARS RARELY PASS BY THAT AREA

BECAUSE THERE IS ANOTHER WAY THAT LINKS

DIRECTLY TO THE EXPRESSWAY.

THERE IS NO WHERE I COULD RUN EITHER.

TURN LEFT WOULD BE THE JUNGLES.

TURN RIGHT WOULD BE HOUSES WHICH ARE TOTALLY DARK

AS PEOPLE ARE STILL ASLEEP AT THAT POINT OF TIME.

SO I WALKED AS PER NORMAL

ALONG THE ROUTE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TAKING

WHICH IS FROM THE GREEN AREA TO THE PINK CIRCLE

ALONG THE YELLOW LINE WITH RED DOTS.

THEN AFTER A FEW METRES OF WALKING I SAW

THE BIKE PARKED AT THE GREEN ARROW.

THEY WERE BOTH TALKING TO EACH OTHER.

I WALKED PASS THEM

& AT THE CORNER OF MY EYE I SAW THEM GET ON THEIR BIKE

AFTER I PASSED BY THEM.

SO IN MY HEART WAS

"THAT IS IT."

"I AM SOO GONNA GET ROB TODAY!!"

HAHAHAHA

I HEARD THEM START THEIR BIKE

& THEY RODE SLOWLY NEXT TO ME.

IT WAS AT THE RED ARROW WHERE IT TOOK PLACE.

MY HEART TOLD ME TO RUN.

MY BRAIN TOLD ME NOT TO RUN.

WHAT IF THEY HAD A KNIFE

& IF I RUN THEY THREW IT AT ME?

I DON'T WANT TO RUN WITH A KNIFE

STUCK AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD.

SO I JUST BREATHE IN & RELAX.

WHILE I WALKED THE PILLION ASKED ME IN MALAY

WHAT TIME WAS IT.

I SHOWED THEM THE TIME.

IT WAS 6:15am.

THEN I CONTINUED WALKING

WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO RIDE NEXT TO ME.

THEN AGAIN THEY ASKED WHAT TIME IT WAS.

IT WAS 6:17am.

IN MY HEART WAS LIKE

IF YOU WANT TO ROB ME

THEN HURRY UP LAHH

STILL CAN ASK WHAT TIME IS IT.

THEN THEY ASKED ME WHERE I WAS GOING.

I SAID I AM GOING TO SCHOOL.

THEY ASKED ME WHY MY SCHOOL UNIFORM IS DIFFERENT.

THEN I SAID I AM SCHOOLING IN SINGAPORE.

I WAS SOOOOO STUPID TO SAY THAT!

THAT WAS LIKE THE KEYWORD TO MONEY!!

HAHAHA

THEN THE PILLION JUMPED OFF THE BIKE

& TOOK OUT A PARANG UNDERNEATH HIS WINTER JACKET.

THIS IS HOW THE PARANG LOOKS LIKE EXACTLY.

HE GRIPPED MY HAND

& PLACED THE PARANG ON MY SHOULDER.

EVENTHOUGH IT WAS DARK

I COULD SEE THE PARANG WAS SOOO RUSTY.

IT LOOKED LIKE THE ONE IN THE PICTURE BELOW.
.

THE PILLION THEN SAID TO ME IN MALAY

"DIK TOLAK SINI HANDPHONE DIK."

WHICH MEANT

"BROTHER COME GIMME YOUR PHONE."

I TOOK IT OUT FROM MY POCKET

& SHOWED IT TO HIM & SAID

"BANG HANDPHONE BURUK BANG.

IKAT GETAH LAGI."

WHICH MEANS

"BROTHER MY PHONE HORRIBLE ALREADY.

GOT TIE RUBBER BAND SUMMORE."

MY PHONE WAS REALLY IN A HORRIBLE STATE ALREADY

BECAUSE IT BROKE SO I USED RUBBER BAND TO SECURE IT.

THEN HE LOOKED AT MY PHONE & SAID THIS.

"TAKPE AH DIK."

WHICH MEANT

"NEVERMIND AH BRO."

THEN HE KEPT THE PARANG BACK UNDERNEATH HIS JACKET

& HOPPED BACK ON THE BIKE & THEY LEFT.

BEFORE HE LEFT I EVEN SAID SORRY & WAVED AT THEM.

HAHAHAHA

I FELT PATHETHIC SIAA!!

I WAS ROBBED BUT THE ROBBER REJECTED MY VALUABLES!!

HAHAHA

THE MOMENT HE HELD MY HAND I COULD TELL THEY WERE AMATUERS

&& IT WAS LIKE THEIR FIRST TIME TRYING TO ROB SOMEONE

BECAUSE I COULD SEE THEIR HESITATION.

.
THE GUY WITH THE PARANG

HELD ONTO MY HAND WITH

JUST TWO FINGERS

& WHEN THEY DIDN'T WANT MY PHONE

THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER

TO ASK FOR MY WALLET OR EVEN HURT ME.

IF IT WAS A SERIAL ROBBER

I CAN BET HE WON'T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK ME WHAT TIME IT WAS.

HE WOULD JUST STOP & GRABBED ME TIGHTLY

& IF I DIDN'T GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTED

HE WOULD HAVE AT LEAST BEAT ME UP.

AFTER THE ROBBERS LEFT

I HAD MIXED FEELINGS.

I FELT RELIEVED I WAS NOT HURT.

I FELT HAPPY THEY DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM ME.

I FELT SAD THAT OF ALL PEOPLE I WAS THE VICTIM.

I FELT LIKE LAUGHING BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT MY PHONE.

I FELT ANGRY BECAUSE THE ROBBER WAS A GROWN UP MALAY MAN.

A GROWN UP GUY ROBBING A YOUNG BOY.

WHERE IS YOUR HEART??

IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE MALAY COMMUNITY.

EVERSINCE THAT DAY

I KEPT ON GOING TO SCHOOL LATE.

I ONLY LEFT HOUSE WHEN THE SKY WAS BRIGHT

WHICH MEANS I WILL ONLY BE IN SCHOOL AROUND 8am.

SOME OF MY FRIENDS ASKED

WHY DIDN'T I REPORT TO THE MALAYSIAN POLICE??

LET ME GIVE YOU TWO INCIDENTS

& YOU TELL ME WHETHER SHOULD I REPORT.

-FIRST INCIDENT-

MY SISTER WAS ONCE ROBBED TOO.

WHEN SHE REPORTED THE INCIDENT

THEY CHARGED HER 20 CENTS

FOR PRINTING THE REPORT.

-__-

-2ND INCIDENT-

MY FRIEND WAS ROBBED TOO.

AFTER HE REPORTED THE INCIDENT & LEFT THE POLICE STATION

HE WENT BACK IN & SAID HE WANTED TO CHANGE SOMETHING

& ASKED FOR THE COPY OF THE REPORT THAT

THE OFFICER KEPT.

HE TOOK IT OUT FROM THE DUSTBIN

& UNCRUMPLE IT.

SO WHAT IS YOUR VERDICT??

WAN

THE

ROBBER-REJECTED

KUKUHEAD