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Sunday, July 05, 2009 ( 3:18 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY TODAY!!

USUALLY SUNDAY MORNING I WOULD BE ON MY WAY TO WORK.

BUT TODAY I TOLD MY MANAGER I JUST WANNA REST AT HOME

AS TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF MY HOLIDAYS!!

WHAT THE EFF LAHH EHH!!

FOR THREE WEEKS OF THE HOLIDAYS

ALL I DID WAS JUST

WORK WORK WORK

.

TOMORROW MUST GO SCHOOL ALREADY.

SHEESH!

I JUST GOT MY NEW TIMETABLE FROM MY CLASS ADVISOR.

I SOMEHOW LOVE IT!

-MONDAY-

8AM TO 1PM

-TUESDAY-

8AM TO 6PM

-WEDNESDAY-

8AM TO 330PM

-THURSDAY-

1PM TO 6PM

-FRIDAY-

10AM TO 6PM

.

THAT MEANS I CAN WORK ON

MONDAY WEDNESDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

WHICH MEANS I WILL HAVE MORE MONEY!!

.

WELL GUYS

THIS IS THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING SINGLE.

BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU ARE FREE YOU CAN WORK

& YOU DON'T HAVE TO RESERVE ANY OF THOSE FREE DAYS

FOR YOUR BELOVED GIRLFRIEND.

.

TODAY I AM GONNA TALK ABOUT

MY HISTORY WITH MOBILE PHONES

HAHAHA

.

I MANAGE TO RECALL ALMOST

ALL THE MODELS THAT I HAVE USED BEFORE.

.

MY FATHER ONCE TOLD ME I COULD BE A SALESMAN

AS I KEEP ON SELLING OFF MY HANDPHONE & BUYING A NEW ONE.

THE THING IS EVERYTIME I SELL OFF I RARELY LOSE ANY MONEY.

EVEN IF I DO LOSE SOME MONEY

I MANAGE TO GAIN BACK THE LOSS THE NEXT TIME.

.

IT IS LIKE I BUY THE PHONE FOR $90

THEN I MANAGE TO SELL IT AWAY FOR $100.

THEN I BUY ANOTHER PHONE FOR $100

BUT I MANAGE TO SELL IT AWAY FOR ONLY $80.

BUT THE NEXT PHONE I SOLD OFF MY PROFIT WAS $40.

SO I RECOVERED BACK THE LOSS.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

GET WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY?

.

IT IS NOT THAT I AM A CHEATER OKAY.

IT IS JUST BY SAYING

THE RIGHT WORDS AT THE RIGHT TIME

TO THE BUYER.

SOUNDS BETTER THAT WAY THAN CHEATER.

HEH

.

WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU HAD YOUR OWN MOBILE PHONE?

I HAD MINE WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY 5

WITHOUT MY PARENTS KNOWING.

THAT WAS IN YEAR 2001.

NONE OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS KNOW UNTIL NOW.

BUT MY SISTER READS MY BLOG I THINK.

SO YEAH WHATEVER LAHH.

HAHAHA

.

--YEAR 2001--

.

I MANAGE TO HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY

THIS CHEAP HANDPHONE WITH A PREPAID CARD.

IT IS THE MOTOROLA STARTAC.

MINE HAD TRANSPARENT CASING.

THIS FLIP PHONE IS ONE OF THE COOLEST I HAD

BECAUSE INSTEAD OF

JUST PUTTING YOUR SIMCARD IN

YOU HAVE TO INSERT THE WHOLE CARD.

JUST LIKE THE ONE IN THE PICTURE BELOW.

.

.

THEN AFTER AROUND 2 MONTHS

I TRADED MY ULTRA-COOL HANDPHONE

WITH THE NOKIA 3210.

THAT TIME WE WOULD ALWAYS SEE

WHOSE RINGTONES WERE THE COOLEST.

THOSE WITH MONEY WILL

DOWNLOAD THEIR RINGTONES FROM

THE NEWSPAPER ADVERTISEMENTS.

THOSE WITH NO MONEY

WILL USE THE COMPOSER

IN THEIR PHONES.

HAHAHA

.

THEN AFTER USING THE NOKIA 3210

FOR LESS THAN 2 MONTHS

I TRADED IT AGAIN FOR

THE NOKIA 8210.

THIS PHONE WAS REALLY COOL

BECAUSE IT WAS SUPER SMALL & SLEEK

AT THAT POINT OF TIME.

.

THEN A FEW MONTHS LATER MY AUNT
GAVE ME AN HANDPHONE WHICH SHE GOT
FREE FROM POSB BANK IF I AM NOT WRONG.
IT IS THE MOTOROLA T190.
.
--YEAR 2002--
.
.

SO SINCE NOW MY PARENTS KNOW THAT I HAVE AN HANDPHONE

I SOLD OFF MY NOKIA 8210.

SO NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE FROM THEM.

CAN USE HANDPHONE IN THE OPEN.

HAHAHA
.

THEN AFTER A FEW MONTHS AGAIN

I CHANGE MY HANDPHONE TO

THE NOKIA 3310

.

I REMEMBERED EVERYONE WAS CHALLENGING

WITH EACH OTHER WHO HAD THE HIGHEST SCORES

FOR THAT STUPID SNAKE GAME.

I REMEMBERED A FRIEND WHOSE HIGH SCORE WAS

4000++.

I ASKED HIM HOW HE DID IT.

HE PUT THE SPEED AT ONE

AND PLAYED IT SLOWLY FOR A WEEK

SO THAT THE SNAKE WON'T HIT THE WALLS OR ITSELF.

HAHAHA

SANGGUP SIAA.

.

--YEAR 2003--

.

IN YEAR 2003 WAS WHEN I CHANGED UP TO 5 TIMES OR MORE.

YEAH THEN AFTER THAT I LOSE COUNT OF MY MOBILE PHONES

ALREADY BECAUSE I CHANGED THEM TOO OFTEN.
I REMEMBERED I HAD THE NOKIA 8250.

THE NOKIA 6510

.

SONY ERICSSON T100

.

WHEN I BOUGHT THE

SONY ERICSSON T100

EVERYONE SAID IT LOOKS LIKE

AN AIR CONDITIONING REMOTE CONTROL.

HAHAHA
.

THEN I CHANGED TO

SONY ERICSSON T610

.

.
--YEAR 2004--
.

THEN I CHANGED

MOTOROLA L6.

I SOLD IT AWAY SINCE THE BLUTOOTH

KEPT ON GIVING ME PROBLEMS.

.
--YEAR 2005--
.

THEN I DOWNGRADED TO

ALCATEL ONE TOUCH 311.

THIS PHONE ABOVE HAS THE

GREATEST MEMORY WITH ME AFTER ALL.

I ONCE GOT ROBBED IN MALAYSIA

&& THE ROBBER ASKED FOR MY PHONE.

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS

HE SAID NEVERMIND & HE LEFT.

I FELT SUPER PATHETIC SIAA!!

HAHAHA

I WILL ELABORATE ABOUT THAT IN MY NEXT POST.

THEN SOON AFTER THAT MY PHONE HAD SOME PROBLEMS

SO I CHANGED BACK TO NOKIA 8250.

.

.
--YEAR 2006--
.

THEN AFTER 2 YEARS I CHANGED

TO THIS PHONE.

7-11 WAS SELLING IT FOR JUST $90.

SO I BOUGHT THIS ONE.

.
--YEAR 2008--
.

I USED IT FOR A YEAR

BEFORE I FINALLY UPGRADED TO THE

LG VIEWTY KU990R.

.
--YEAR 2009--
.

BUT I STILL WAS NOT SATISFIED WITH THE PHONE.
SO I SOLD IT OFF IN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS

AND BOUGHT MYSELF
A NOKIA E63.

.

LET'S SEE HOW LONG WILL THIS PHONE LAST WITH ME.

HAHAHA

.

WELL THE TRICK IS TO ALWAYS

SELL OR BUY IT FROM

YOUR FRIENDS.

IT IS CALLED

-INTERNAL SELLING-

IT IS ALWAYS EASIER & SAFER TO BUY FROM FRIENDS

BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY CAN BE TRUSTED.

IT IS ALWAYS EASIER TO SELL TO FRIENDS

BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU CAN BE TRUSTED.

IT WORKS BOTH WAYS.

.

FOR EXAMPLE

THE AH BENG AT THE HANDPHONE SHOP

WILL SAY HIS PHONE IS IN PERFECT CONDITION.

YOU KNOW HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED

BECAUSE ALL HE WANTS IS YOUR MONEY.

BUT IF YOUR FRIEND SAYS HIS PHONE IS IN PERFECT CONDITION

YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON HIM

BECAUSE IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG

YOU CAN FIND HIM & WHACK THE DAYLIGHT OUT OF HIM.

HAHAHA

.
ONE MORE BENEFIT ABOUT

INTERNAL SELLING

IS THAT

BOTH SIDES BENEFIT IN MONEY WISE.

.

FOR EXAMPLE

I WANT TO SELL MY NOKIA E63.

IF I SELL TO THE SHOP

THE AH BENG WILL TAKE FOR ONLY $200.

BUT HE WILL SELL IT TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR $250.

SO IF MY FRIEND WANTS TO BUY A NOKIA E63

I CAN SELL IT TO HIM AT $230.

I GAIN MONEY.

HE SAVE MONEY.

FURTHERMORE HE KNOWS HE CAN TRUST ME.

IT IS A WIN WIN SITUATION.

.

THAT IS HOW I MANAGE TO CHANGE MY PHONES

REGULARLY WITHOUT ANY LOSS.

.

I BOUGHT MY NOKIA E63

FOR JUST $250.

I BOUGHT IT FROM MY MANAGER.

SHE RARELY USES IT & IT HAS NO SCRATCHES AT ALL.

STILL HAS IT'S PLASTIC COVER ON IT.

PLUS 10 MONTHS WARRANTY.

IT TOTALLY LOOKS BRAND NEW.

I BOUGHT IT FROM HER SINCE SHE IS UPGRADING TO A NEW PHONE.

I TRUST HER THAT IT IS IN PERFECT CONDITION

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW SHE TAKE CARE OF HER THINGS.

.

OUTSIDE THE BLOODY AH BENG IS SELLING

FOR CLOSE TO $350.

SUMMORE THE PHONE I DON'T KNOW

WHETHER IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

BECAUSE IF THE PHONE IS NOT SPOILT

WHY WOULD YOU SELL IT?

.

KAY KAY ENOUGH OF BUSINESS TALKING.

HAHAHA

.

BEFORE I END MY POST

I GOT ONE LAST THING TO SHARE.

.

YESTERDAY NIGHT IT WAS THE NATIONAL DAY PREVIEW.

SO MY STORE WAS PACKED WITH PEOPLE AFTER THE PREVIEW.

THE STAFF WERE RUNNING HERE & THERE TO SERVE

THOSE HUNGRY GHOSTS.

.

CLOSING TIME IS 10PM.

THEN GOT THIS 3 TEENAGERS

STILL HAPPILY EATING UNTIL 1040PM.

.

THE STORE IS COMPLETELY EMPTY SIAA!!

LEFT THE THREE OF THEM ONLY.

MY PATIENCE WAS RUNNING OUT.

IT IS LIKE YOU SEE THE STORE IS EMPTY & LEFT ONLY YOU

WOULD'NT YOU LIKE HURRY UP A LITTLE??

THEY CAN STILL EAT & LAUGH HERE & THERE

AS THOUGH THE STORE JUST OPENED IN THE MORNING.

HAHAHA

.
I WANTED TO SHOO THEM AWAY

BUT I WAS TOO DISTRACTED WITH

MY 5 PIECE SWEET & SPICY DRUMLETS!!

.

THOSE WHO HAS ATE THIS BEFORE

KNOWS HOW DELICIOUS ARE THESE DRUMLETS!!

THEY ARE LIKE

CHICKEN FROM HEAVEN

.
BUT LESS THAN 5 MINUTES

THE BOX WAS EMPTY ALREADY!!

.

LEFT THE OIL ONLY!!

THAT SHOWS HOW HUNGRY I WAS

&& HOW TASTY WERE THE DRUMLETS!!

HAHAHA
.

KAY KAY

I KNOW THE LAST PICTURE IS DISGUSTING.

HAHAHAHA

.

KLAHH I GOT TO GO.

WANNA ENJOY THE FINAL FEW HOURS OF MY HOLIDAY!!

.

IT IS RAINING NOW.

THE ULTIMATE PERFECT WEATHER TO SLEEP!!

BYE PEOPLE!!

.

WAN

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