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I LOVE BICYCLES NOT BISEXUALS

Friday, July 03, 2009 ( 10:11 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

I AM HERE TO BLOW THE DUST OFF MY BLOGGIE.

FIRST OF ALL

I WANNA THANK ALL THE BLOGHOPPERS & STRANGERS

WHO TAGGED MY BLOG SAYING THAT MY BLOG IS FUNNY & SO ON.

BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU

IT MOTIVATES ME TO CARRY ON BLOGGING.

THANK YOU VERY NICE!!

OH YAAAA

FINALLY I GOT MY HANDS ON THIS PHONE!!

THE NOKIA E63

YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN WONDERING ALL ALONG

WHY THEY CALLED IT THE

QWERTY KEYBOARD

AFTER STARING AT THE PHONE FOR SOMETIME

THEN I REALISED.
SOMETIMES I CAN BE JUST SO GOONDOO.

I KNOW SO NO NEED TO TELL ME.

FOR ALMOST 19 YEARS I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

CAN YOU GUESS HOW MANY DIFFERENT

MODEL OF HANDPHONE HAVE I USED??

ITS TOO MUCH TILL I CAN'T RECALL SIAA.

ROUGHLY20 I GUESS??

I WILL BLOG ABOUT THAT IN MY NEXT POST.

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TODAY'S TOPIC WAS SO CALLED

"INSPIRED"

AFTER I SAW SOMETHING AT EUNOS MRT STATION THIS AFTERNOON.
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I WAS WALKING ALONG THE SHELTER WITH MY COUSIN

PLAYING WITH ALL THE BELLS ON THE BICYCLES

THAT ARE PARKED THERE.

I JUST LOVE TO RING THE BELL THEN

THOSE PEOPLE WALKING WILL AUTOMATICALLY

MOVE ASIDE THINKING THAT THERE IS A BICYCLE COMING.

HAHAHA

YOU SEE ALL THE BIKES PARKING ALONG THE WALKWAY??

OF ALL THE FELLAS WHO PARK THERE

ONLY ONE GUY IS EITHER COMPLETELY

BLIND OR ILLITERATE OR JUST PLAIN STUPID.

HE JUST LOCKED HIS BICYCLE TO THE

SIGNBOARD WHICH CLEARLY SAYS

NO PARKING OF BICYCLES
IN MALAY

WE WILL SAY THIS GUY

SLUMBER-JACK SIAA.

BUT HE IS WAY SELAMBA THAN JACK.

AS TO WHAT I SAY

HE SHOULD BE EITHER
BLIND OR ILLITERATE OR JUST PLAIN STUPID.

BUT WAIT.

BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T RIDE BICYCLES.

EVEN IF YOU ARE ILLITERATE

&& YOU CAN'T READ

COME ON LAHH

HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

THE DRAWING ABOVE IT THAT SHOWS

A BICYCLE WITH A RED LINE ACROSS IT??

SO THE CONCLUSION IS THAT

HE IS JUST PLAIN STUPID.

THOSE WHO PARK THERE

ARE ONE THING.

BUT THOSE WHO PARK RIGHT BENEATH THE SIGNBOARD

IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING.

IT IS LIKE SMOKING IN A NON-SMOKING ZONE.

IF THE SIGNBOARD IS LIKE A METRE AWAY

& YOU ARE CAUGHT SMOKING

YOU CAN AT LEAST SAY THAT YOU DID NOT

NOTICE THE SIGNBOARD AS IT WAS QUITE A DISTANCE AWAY.

BUT IF YOU ARE BLATANLY SMOKING

RIGHT INFRONT OF THE SIGNBOARD

&& YOU GOT CAUGHT

WHAT CAN YOU SAY

TO PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE??

ALL YOU CAN DO IS PUT

A SHEEPISH SMILE

ON YOUR STUPID FACE.

BUT THANKS TO HIM ACTUALLY

I GOT A STORY TO SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU

ABOUT AN INCIDENT DURING MY CHILDHOOD TIMES.

HAHAHA

I STILL REMEMBER THIS INCIDENT

VERY VERY VERY

CLEARLY EVENTHOUGH IT HAPPENED MORE THAN 10 YEARS AGO.

IT HAPPENED DURING 1995.

I WAS LIVING IN BUKIT BATOK STREET 21 BACK THEN

ON 2ND FLOOR AT BLOCK 212 .

I REMEMBER IT WAS MY FIRST YEAR IN KINDERGARTEN.

MY FATHER BOUGHT ME A BICYCLE WITH TRAINING WHEELS.

I STILL REMEMBER HOW THAT BICYCLE LOOKS LIKE.

IT WAS GREEN IN COLOUR WITH YELLOW RIMS.

IT HAD BMX STICKERS PASTED AT THE SIDE

PLUS A LONG CIRCULAR SPONGE

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HANDLEBARS.

IT HAD TRAINING WHEELS

AS AT THAT POINT OF TIME

I WAS NOT THAT SKILLED IN RIDING.

SO EVERYDAY WHEN I GOT HOME FROM KINDERGARTEN

I WOULD PLAY WITH THE BICYCLE IN THE HOUSE.

I WOULD BE CYCLING

FROM THE HALLROOM TO THE KITCHEN

FROM THE KITCHEN TO THE HALLROOM

BACK & FORTH

FORTH & BACK

KE HULU KE HILIR

KE HILIR KE HULU

HAHAHA

FINE FINE

I KNOW YOU GET WHAT I MEAN ALREADY.

IT WAS LIKE

FROM THE HALLROOM

I CYCLE STRAIGHT

THEN REACH KITCHEN

THEN U-TURN

THEN CYCLE STRAIGHT TO HALLROOM

THEN U-TURN

THEN CYCLE STRAIGHT TO THE KITCHEN AGAIN.

THEN ONE AFTERNOON

I ASKED MY MOTHER IF I COULD BRING THE BICYCLE DOWNSTAIRS.

MY MOTHER SAID I COULD.

I WAS SOOOO HAPPY SIAA.

I CARRIED THE BICYCLE

FROM 2ND FLOOR ALL THE WAY DOWN.

IT WAS QUITE HEAVY

BUT WHEN YOU ARE EXCITED

EVERYTHING ALSO CAN SIAA.

I TELL YOU MY FACE WAS TOTALLY

LIKE THE BOY IN THE PICTURE ABOVE.

I WAS LIKE SMILING ALL THE WAY.

NO MORE HALLROOM TO THE KITCHEN

NO MORE KITCHEN TO THE HALLROOM

NO MORE BACK & FORTH

NO MORE FORTH & BACK

NO MORE KE HULU KE HILIR

NO MORE KE HILIR KE HULU

HAHAHA

IRRITATING I KNOW.

HEH

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NO MORE CYCLING STRAIGHT

THEN U-TURN

THEN CYCLE STRAIGHT AGAIN

THEN U-TURN

THIS TIME CAN TURN LEFT TURN RIGHT

CYCLE IN CIRCLES EVERYTHING.

WAIT WAIT

THE BEST PART IS ABOUT TO COME.

WHEN A FATHER

GIVES HIS SON A BICYCLE

HE WILL TEACH HIS SON HOW TO CYCLE

&& HOW TO SLOW DOWN THE BIKE & BRAKE.

IF YOUR FATHER TAUGHT YOU HOW TO BRAKE THEN GOOD.

MY FATHER DIDN'T.

I THINK IT SLIPPED OFF HIS MIND

TO TEACH ME THAT

BECAUSE HE PROBABLY THOUGHT

IF I AM JUST GONNA CYCLE IN THE HOUSE

HOW FAST CAN I GO?

THE MOST IF I WANT TO BRAKE I CAN USE MY FEET.

WELL THAT IS IN THE HOUSE!!

ONCE OUTSIDE IT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT LAHH DEII!!

HERE COMES THE BEST PART.

I WAS CYCLING AT FULL SPEED

WHEN I REALISED THAT I WAS CYCLING STRAIGHT

TOWARDS A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HOW TO BRAKE?

I USED MY SLIPPERS

& PRESSED HARD ONTO THE PAVEMENT.

MY LEFT SIDE SLIPPERS SNAPPED

THE RIGHT SIDE SLIPPERS FELL OFF.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO PUT MY FEET ON THE GRANITE FLOOR.

SO I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

WHICH I THOUGHT WAS BRILLIANT.

I THOUGHT IF TO MOVE FORWARD

I HAVE TO CYCLE FORWARD

SO TO MOVE BACKWARDS

MEANS I HAVE TO CYCLE BACKWARDS.

SO I CYCLED BACKWARDS REALLY FAST

BUT I STILL KEPT ON MOVING FORWARD.

THEN MY BICYCLE REACHED THE EDGE OF THE STAIRS.

I FELL OFF THE BIKE & ROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN.

THE BIKE LANDED ON ME AT ONE POINT OF THE STEPS.

IT REALLY HURT SIAA!!

I BROKE A FEW TEETH

& HAD A CUT ON MY UPPER LIPS.

IF I AM NOT WRONG ABOUT 2 OR 3 TEETH.

THEN ONE OF THEM WAS JUST LOOSE.

MY KNEES & ELBOWS HAD SCRATCHES.

ONE AUNTIE CAME TO ME & BROUGHT ME HOME

TOGETHER WITH MY BLOODY BIKE.

I CRIED OF COURSE!!

AFTER CLEANING MYSELF OFF

I WAS HUNGRY & I GRABBED A BREAD TO EAT.

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE LOOSE TEETH.

IT CAME OFF WHEN I CHEWED THE BREAD

&& I SWALLOWED IT.

HAHAHA

IN THAT PICTURE IS HOW I LOOKED LIKE I THINK.
BUT NOW WHEN I THINK OF THE INCIDENT
I WONDERED TO MYSELF
WHY DIDN'T I JUST JUMP OFF THE BIKE?
I HAD TIME TO THINK OF A STUPID SOLUTION OF STOPPING
BUT DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO THINK OF JUMPING OFF THE BIKE.
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WELL NO POINT THINKING OF THAT NOW.
HAHAHA
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WELL THAT IS ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT BICYCLES.
THE POST IS WAY TOO LONG ALREADY.
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BEFORE I END MY POST
I HAVE A SHOUT OUT FOR SOMEBODY
OUT THERE WHO USED
TO WORK AT JOHN LITTLE.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
HAHAHA
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READ MY BLOG SILENTLY EHH!!
BUKAN NAK TAG TAU!!
HMMPH!!
YOU THINK I DUNNOE AHHH??
HAHAHA
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