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CERTIFICATE OR MONEY?

Monday, August 17, 2009 ( 6:19 PM )

HEYHEYHEY

TODAY ONCE AGAIN I DID NOT ATTEND SCHOOL.

SAME REASON AS USUAL.

MY PILLOW WON'T LET ME GET OFF THE BED.

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TODAY I WAS SOO BLUR THAT I DID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN.

FOR THE THIRD TIME TO BE EXACT.

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I WAS IN THE BATHROOM

ABOUT TO SHAVE MY FACIAL HAIR OFF MY HANDSOME FACE.

I KNOW THE HANDSOME PART SUNGGUH TAK PERLU.

HAHAHA

SO AS USUAL I WILL SPRAY THE FOAM ONTO MY TWO PALMS

& RUB IT ONTO THE AREA I WANT TO SHAVE.

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BUT INSTEAD I WENT TO RUB IT

ONTO THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!

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I WAS SOOO PISSED OFF SIAAA!!

THIRD TIME I REPEATED THE SAME THING

FOR A FEW MONTHS ALREADY.

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BUT WHEN I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR

I LAUGHED TO MYSELF.

I LOOKED SIMILAR LIKE THIS GUY BELOW.

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I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY SHAVING CREAM.

IT HAS THIS LEMON LIME SMELL

SIMILAR TO THOSE LEMON BISCUITS YOU FIND

IN THIS KIND OF BISCUITS CONTAINER.

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IF YOU STILL DON'T QUITE KNOW

WHICH BISCUIT I AM REFERRING TO

THEN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE.
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IT REALLY SMELLS THE SAME LORR!!

THE ONES I USED TO EAT EVERY MORNING

WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL.

IT IS EITHER I EAT IT JUST LIKE THAT

OR DIP IT INTO MY CUP FILLED WITH HOT MILO.

AHH ESPECIALLY THIS BISCUITS BELOW!!
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I HATE IT WHENEVER I DIP THE BISCUIT INTO MY HOT MILO

& SOMETHING DISTRACTS ME ESPECIALLY THE TELEVISION

BECAUSE BY THE TIME I LIFT THE BISCUIT UP

THE BISCUIT WILL BE SOAKING WET

& IT WILL BREAK LEAVING IT INSIDE MY MILO.

THEN WHEN IT HAPPENS AGAIN & AGAIN

MY MILO WON'T TASTE THAT NICE ANYMORE.

HAHAHA

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THEN THE NEXT BISCUIT IS THE ONE MANY OF US LOVE I GUESS.

I CALL IT THE BELLY BUTTON BISCUIT!!

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I THINK MOST OF US CALLS IT

THE BELLY BUTTON BISCUIT

BECAUSE THE BOTTOM LOOKS LIKE A BELLY BUTTON.

HAHAHA

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LAST TIME WHEN I WAS YOUNG

I LOVE TO TAKE THE WHOLE CONTAINER OF IT AND EAT IT.

BUT THE THING THAT MAKES MY MUM ALWAYS ANGRY

IS BECAUSE I ONLY EAT THOSE COLOURFUL SWEET PARTS

& I WILL PUT BACK THE BISCUIT INSIDE THE CONTAINER.

ITS DISGUSTING I KNOW!!

BUT I WAS STILL YOUNG SIAA THAT TIME.

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KAYY KAYY

ENOUGH OF BISCUITS ALREADY.

TODAY I WAS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY

WHEN I FELT SOMETHING VIBRATING BEHIND MY HEAD.

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IT WAS LIKE

"ZZZZT!! ZZZZT!! ZZZZT!!"

IT WAS ACTUALLY MY PHONE RINGING

AND IT WAS MY CLASS ADVISOR CALLING ME.

I WAS LIKE STILL IN THE BLUR MODE

& WHEN I REALISED THAT I HAD TO PRESS A BUTTON

TO PICK UP THE CALL

MY CLASS ADVISOR HAD HUNG UP.

SOON AFTER I CALLED HIM BACK

& HE ASKED ME WHY I DID NOT ATTEND SCHOOL.

AS USUAL IT IS THE SAME OLD REASON

BECAUSE IT IS REALLY THE ACTUAL REASON.

I OVERSLEPT.

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SO HE ASKED ME WHETHER I WANTED TO CONTINUE MY STUDIES.

WELL IN MY HEART I FELT LIKE QUITTING SCHOOL

BUT MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO CONTINUE.

.

I KNOW I HAVE TO DECIDE WHETHER IS IT

SCHOOL

OR

WORK

OR

SCHOOL + WORK

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I THOUGHT TO MYSELF

FOR WHAT IF I GO SCHOOL BUT I DO NOTHING?

IN CLASS I DAY DREAM.

MIGHT AS WELL I QUIT

& WORK MY ASS OFF OUT THERE.

AT LEAST I EARN SOME MONEY

INSTEAD OF JUST BURNING TIME IN SCHOOL DOING NOTHING.

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BUT I FELT IF I QUIT IT WOULD BE SUCH A WASTE.

MY COURSE IS GOING TO END NEXT MARCH.

IT IS JUST 8 MONTHS AWAY.

WHY CAN'T I JUST TOLERATE FOR THESE 8 MONTHS

& ONCE I GRADUATE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

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WHEN THE THOUGHT IF QUITING COMES TO MIND

I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO LEAVE

MY SCHOOL & THE HUNDREDS OF FRIENDS I HAVE MADE IN SCHOOL.

.

HAIYAH

SO I HAVE TWO CHOICES

TO CHOOSE FROM.

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--CHOICE A--

CONTINUE SCHOOL FOR JUST ANOTHER 8 MONTHS

FORCE MYSELF TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL

WORK ON WEEKENDS

FINISH THIS COURSE & GET THAT BLOODY CERTIFICATE

THEN AFTER THAT JUST GO FOR NATIONAL SERVICE

WITH LITTLE SAVINGS

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--CHOICE B--
QUIT SCHOOL

GET A BETTER PAYING JOB

WORK ALL THE WAY

SAVE AS MUCH AS I CAN

THEN AFTER THAT GO FOR NATIONAL SERVICE

WITH SAVINGS

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SOME OF YOU TOLD ME TO TO CONTINUE MY STUDIES.

HONESTLY I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE INTEREST IN CONTINUING

TO HIGHER NITEC OR POLYTECHNIC.

I JUST WANT TO SERVE MY NATIONAL SERVICE

& IF I WERE TO GET INTO POLICE FORCE

I WILL SIGN ON AS THAT IS WHAT

I HAVE WANTED SINCE I WAS YOUNG.

SO WHAT IF THE PAY IS LITTLE?

AT LEAST IT IS SOMETHING I AM PASSIONATE IN.

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WELL NOW I AM REALLY CRACKING MY BRAIN

THINKING WHAT IS BEST FOR ME.

I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT I AM HAPPY IN.

SCHOOL DOES BRING ME HAPPINESS.

BUT I REALLY LIKE TO WORK.

NOT BECAUSE OF THE MONEY.

I AM JUST NOT INTO BOOKS & THESE THEORY STUFF.

GET WHAT I MEAN??

.

WELL WHATEVER IT IS

I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SERVE MY NATIONAL SERVICE.

THAT IS WHEN

BIG BOYS GO IN

& COME OUT AS YOUNG MEN.

THAT IS WHEN I WILL THINK MORE MATURED

& ACT MORE MATURELY PERHAPS.

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IMAGINE ME LOOKING BOTAK.

WAHLAOOWEII

LIKE THESE GUYS BELOW.

.

WELL I WILL GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

& TALK TO MY CLASS ADVISOR

& I HOPE I WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION.

IF ONLY SCHOOL WAS JUST BENEATH MY BLOCK

LIKE THOSE CHILDCARE CENTRES & KINDERGARTENS.

.

CURRENTLY I HAVE BEEN

AVOIDING SOMETHING

& I HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL SO FAR!!

.

I HAVE MANAGED TO AVOID IT FOR WEEKS!!

NO I AM NOT AVOIDING SOMEONE.

I AM JUST AVOIDING THIS MACHINE BELOW.

.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING HARD

NOT TO TAKE OUT MY ATM CARD

FROM MY WALLET

& SPEND UNNECESSARILY.

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NEMMIND NEMMIND

HARI RAYA IS COMING RIGHT??!!

YOU KNOW I KNOW HORR!!

HEHEHE

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WILL SOMEONE BUY ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS
FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR?
PREEAAASSSEE!!!

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RIDHWAN

THE

CONFUSED

KUKUHEAD