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Friday, August 28, 2009 ( 11:22 PM )

HEY HEY HEY

FINALLY I AM BACK HUH?

GOT MISS ME ANOT?

NO??!!

WAHLAOOWEII

WELL SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING FOR SOME TIME.

I MYSELF DON'T KNOW WHY.

I AM SURE YOU GUYS

HAVE THIS FEELING OF DISAPPEARING BEFORE.

LIKE JUST DISAPPEAR FROM EVERYONE

& DO YOUR OWN THINGS AND DO SOME

REFLECTION ON YOURSELF.

I HAVE NOT CHATTED WITH ANYONE FOR WEEKS ALREADY.

WHENEVER SOMEBODY MESSAGES ME

IT WON'T EVEN LAST FOR AT LEAST 10 SMS

BEFORE THE CONVERSATION ENDS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

I JUST LOST THE MOOD TEMPORARILY TO TALK TO ANYONE.

YESTERDAY SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME

THAT REALLY BROKE MY HEART.

NO LAHH IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF LOVE.

NO GIRL CHEATED MY FEELINGS.

IT ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THIS THING BELOW.

I MET WITH AN ACCIDENT YESTERDAY

AND I KISSED THE ROAD FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I HOPE THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST & THE LAST.

IT ALL HAPPENED SO QUICK

THAT I REALLY DID NOT HAVE TIME TO EVEN REACT.
.

I BELIEVE I AM A SAFE & ALERT RIDER.

WHENEVER I KNOW THE SPACE IS NARROW

I WON'T FORCE MYSELF IN.

I WILL STOP & WAIT TILL THERE IS ENOUGH CLEARANCE.

I AM NOT LIKE THOSE TYPICAL MALAY RIDERS OUT THERE

WHO DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR LIVES

& OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES TOO.

I WILL SPEED ONLY IF THE ROAD IS TOTALLY CLEAR.

THE FASTEST I HAVE WENT IS ONLY 120km/h

AS I KNOW ANYMORE FASTER THAN THAT

I CAN SAY GOODBYE TO ALL MY LOVED ONES.

I DON'T EVEN WEAVE IN & OUT OF TRAFFIC

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE OTHER BIKERS DO.

I DREW OUT TWO PICTURES FOR YOU TO SEE

SO THAT IT IS EASIER FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
.

THE RED CAR IS THE VEHICLE THAT CAUSED ME TO FALL.

THE GREEN BOX IS ME.

IT WAS DRIZZLING AND I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL.

I WAS ON THE EXPRESSWAY WHEN THERE WAS A MASSIVE JAM

AS THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT AT THE FRONT.

ALL THE CARS WERE NOT MOVING

SO YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO STOP AND WAIT TOO.

IT WAS DRIZZLING & ITS COLD.

SO I DECIDED TO RIDE IN BETWEEN THE CARS SLOWLY.

ALL THE CARS WERE NOT MOVING.

AS SOON AS I APPROACHED ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE RED CAR

SUDDENLY IT MOVED FORWARD.

BUT INSTEAD OF MOVING STRAIGHT FORWARD

IT WENT SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT

MAKING THE SPACE I AM SUPPOSE TO RIDE THRU

TO BECOME NARROW.

SO HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SQUEEZE??

I AM ALREADY HALFWAY THRU

SO IF I WERE TO SWERVE TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT

I WOULD HAVE BANG INTO EITHER ONE OF THE CARS.

SO I HAD TO BRAKE HARD.

THAT CAUSED MY BIKE TO SKID & I FELL.

THE MOMENT I FELL OFF I QUICKLY STAND UP

AND LIFT MY BIKE INCASE ANOTHER VEHICLE BEHIND ME

CANNOT BRAKE IN TIME.

I DON'T WANNA CELEBRATE

HARI RAYA ON A WHEELCHAIR.

I PUSHED MY BIKE ACROSS ALL FOUR LANES

TO THE ROAD SHOULDER TO INSPECT MY INJURIES.

I WAS JUST GOING AROUND 30KM/H

BUT WHEN YOUR FLESH SAYS HELLO TO THE ROAD

I CAN SAY THEY ARE NOT THAT SUITABLE FOR EACH OTHER.

THE PICTURE ABOVE IS BEFORE ME RIDING NEXT TO THE RED CAR.
THE PICTURE BELOW IS AFTER ME RIDING HALFWAY THRU.
TAKE NOTE HOW NARROW THE SPACE BECAME.
.

AFTER I PUSHED MY BIKE TO THE ROAD SHOULDER
THE RED CAR ACTUALLY STOPPED AND THE OWNER CAME OUT.
I WASN'T SHOCKED TO SEE IT WAS A FEMALE DRIVER.
IN MY HEART IT WAS LIKE
"NO WONDER LAH."
.
WANNA SEE PICTURES OF MY INJURIES?
LUCKILY NO BROKEN BONES OR DEEP CUTS.
JUST SLIGHT SCRATCHES & BRUISES.
.

TWO SCRATCHES ON MY LEFT HAND FINGERS
.

THIS WOUND ON MY RIGHT KNEE

SEEMS NOTHING.

BUT ACTUALLY THE SKIN & A THIN LAYER OF THE FLESH

HAS BEEN SCRAPED OFF.
.

MY RIGHT ANKLE WAS SWOLLEN

BECAUSE IT WAS PINNED DOWN BY MY BIKE.

THE WORST WOULD BE MY RIGHT ARM.

SORRY I HAVE TO CENSOR

MY CHEST HAIR & SEXY NIPPLE.

HAHAHAHAHA

I WAS WEARING A JACKET WITH LONG PANTS & SHOES.

IMAGINE ME WEARING JUST A NORMAL SHIRT

WITH SHORTS & SLIPPERS

LIKE SOME OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS DO.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY BRUISES

BUT SEEING MY BIKE WITH SCRATCHES

REALLY BROKE MY HEART.

AFTER THE ACCIDENT I RODE MY BIKE HOME.

TEARS ROLLED DOWN MY CHEEK

AS I REALLY FELT UPSET.

TO YOU GUYS IT MAY BE NOTHING.

BUT HEY I REALLY LOVE MY BIKE OKAY.

I SHOWER IT ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS.

EVERYTIME AFTER IT RAINS I WIPE IT DRY.

EVERYTIME I SEE BIRD DROPPINGS ON IT

I WOULD LOOK UP AT THE TREE

TO CURSE & SWEAR.

THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE MY BIKE.

IT IS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND TO ME.

EVERYTIME MUST SAYANG SAYANG.

I EVEN GAVE A NAME FOR IT.

I WONT TELL YOU GUYS NO MATTER WHAT.

HAHAHA

I JUST GOT IT EXACTLY ONE WEEK AGO

& I GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT.

WHAT A WAY TO CELEBRATE MY ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY.

SO THIS IS THE PICTURE OF IT WHEN I JUST GOT IT.
.

LOOKS SOOO SHINY

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT??!!

NOW SEE THE DAMAGES ON MY GIRLFRIEND.

THE RUBBER PART WHERE YOU PUT YOUR FOOT

IS TOTALLY DAMAGED.

THE BRAKE LEVER IS NOW BENT

AND HAS DEEP SCRATCHES.

MY COOL BLUE SIDE MIRROR

HAS SHATTERED.

MY CLUTCH LEVER HAS BENT

AND HAS DEEP SCRATCHES TOO.

MY EXHAUST PIPE HAS VERY DEEP SCRATCHES

& IT IS NOW STARTING TO RUST.

MY FRONT FENDER HAS CHIPPED OFF.

THE BACK PORTION OF THE BIKE

HAS SCRATCHES ON THE PAINTWORK.

I HAVE PROMISED MY BIKE

THAT I WOULD CHANGE ALL THE DAMAGED PARTS

BEFORE HARI RAYA COMES SO THAT IT WILL LOOK BRAND NEW AGAIN.

I HOPE MY NEXT PAY WILL BE ENOUGH.

WANNA KNOW HOW I LOOK LIKE WHEN I FELL??

THIS PICTURE ABOVE IS THE ORIGINAL PICTURE.

THE PICTURE BELOW IS HOW I LOOKED LIKE.

THE BIKE TOTALLY PINNED ME DOWN.

HAHAHAHA

NOW I REALLY LOST THE CONFIDENCE IN RIDING MY BIKE.

NOW I GO REAL SLOW AT CORNERS

& I DON'T EVEN DARE TO RIDE NEAR CARS ON THE EXPRESSWAYS.

I HOPE I WILL REGAIN MY CONFIDENCE BACK QUICK

BECAUSE WITH LESS CONFIDENCE

THE HIGHER CHANCES OF YOU FALLING AGAIN

AS YOU WILL RIDE WITH NO STABILITY.

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT

A DAY BEFORE THE ACCIDENT

SOME PEOPLE THREATHEN TO DO SOMETHING TO MY BIKE.

THEY WERE JUST JOKING LAHH.

THEN REALLY IN THE END SOMETHING

HAPPENED TO MY BIKE THRU ANOTHER WAY.

HOW COINCIDENTAL IT WAS.

HAPPY NOW AHH MISS C & MISS E??!!

YOU BETTER FEEL GUILTY HORR!!

HAHAHAHA

RIDHWAN

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