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Monday, September 14, 2009 ( 3:09 AM )

HERE I AM AGAIN

AND I AM GONNA RETYPE MY POST

FOR THE FIFTH TIME NOW.

THANKS TO BLOGGER SEVERAL DAYS BACK.

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PATIENCE PATIENCE PATIENCE.

BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT.

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I CAN'T REALLY RECALL WHAT I BLOGGED ABOUT THAT TIME.

IT WAS REALLI REALLI REALLI LONG.

I JUST DON'T LIKE TO RETYPE IT

BECAUSE THE FEELING WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

AS IN IT WOULD NEVER BE AS FUNNY AS WHAT IT WAS ORIGINALLY.

BUT WHATEVER LAHH.

I JUST GOT TO UPDATE IT

BEFORE PEOPLE START TO THINK

THAT I AM DEAD ALREADY.

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SORRY NO PICTURES FOR THIS POST

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT BLOGGER TO HANG AGAIN ON ME.

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SO YEAH I AM SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN TO GEYLANG.

I AM SURE ALL THOSE

CHILDREN WHO ARE

BELOW 18 HAVE BEEN THERE.

I READ ONE YOUNG GIRL'S BLOG RECENTLY

AND SHE SAID SHE HAS BEEN GOING THERE WITH HER FRIENDS

FOR LIKE ALMOST EVERY WEEK.

THOSE YOUNG PEOPLE.

THEY ARE THERE LIKE EVERYDAY EVERYNIGHT.

MACAM NAK GI COLLECT

DUIT SEWA KEDAI KAT SANA GITU.

BUAT MENYEMAK AJEEE.

I WONDER HOW CAN SOMEONE GO THERE

& TOLERATE ALL THE HEAT.

I JUST FIND IT BORING TO GO THERE

UNLESS I HAVE SOMETHING TO BUY.

I DON'T LIKE TO GO SOMEWHERE

WITHOUT ANY PURPOSE

& WALK WITH NO PROPER SENSE OF DIRECTION.

THEY JUST LIKE TO GO THERE

TO SO CALLED

"BE-IN-THE-SCENE".

KIRAKAN COOL AHH GITU

IF YOU WERE TO SAY YOU WERE AT GEYLANG LAST NIGHT.

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IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU GO THERE ALL YOU CAN SEE

IS THE BACK OF THE PERSON INFRONT OF YOU

AND IF YOU WERE TO JUMP HIGH ENOUGH

YOU WILL SEE A NUMBER OF FLOATING CAPS AROUND.

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YES YES YES

IT IS PACKED WITH MATS & MINAHS.

WHEN I REACHED THERE I WAS LIKE EHH??!

INI PENINSULAR PLAZA KE

ATAU GEYLANG BAZAAR??!

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IT IS FUNNAY WHEN YOU THINK OF IT.

IN THE FASTING MONTH THEY WILL COME OUT WITH

1001 EXCUSES OF NOT FASTING

BUT WHEN THE RAYA MONTH COMES

THEY WILL BE THE ONES THAT ARE EXCITED.

BUY HAIR DYE LAHH

BUY NEW RAYA CLOTHES LAHH

BUY CONTACT LENSES LAHH

BUY NEW SHADES LAHH

BUY NEW HANDBAG LAHH

THEN LATER GO TO RELATIVES HOUSES & COLLECT GREEN PACKETS

& ALL THE MONEY WILL GO TO

MAMAK SHOPS WHO SELL CIGARETTES TO UNDERAGE KIDS

OR SHOPS AT PENINSULAR PLAZA WITHIN A FEW WEEKS.

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IT IS NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THEM.

BUT I JUST FIND THESE ALL BULLSHIT.

THEY DON'T FAST & DON'T RESPECT THE RELIGION AT ALL.

SOME WOULD EVEN SAY THE RELIGION IS CRAP

BECAUSE EVERYTHING THEY WANNA DO IS

SOOO BLOODY RESTRICTED.

BUT WHY YOU BUSYBODY WANNA CELEBRATE HARI RAYA

IF YOU SO CALLED CLAIM ISLAM IS CRAP?

ISN'T HARI RAYA A MUSLIM CELEBRATION?

ALL YOU YOUNG PEOPLE GO CELEBRATE

CHILDRENS DAY SUDAHH.

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NEMMIND LAHH LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THEM.

LETS TALK ABOUT

DENDENG DENDENG DENDENG

DO YOU FEEL IT IS SOOOOOO EXPENSIVE NOW??!!

LAST YEAR IT IS $3.50 PER 100GRAM.

CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG.

NOW IT IS $4.00 SIAAA.

I KNOW LAHH PETROL NOW EXPENSIVE.

BUT YOU COOK DENDENG USE PETROL MEHH??!

ALL YOU NEED IS JUST TO SLICE THE BEEF INTO THIN LAYERS

& MARINATE THEM & THEN BARBEQUE IT.

100GRAMS IS JUST EQUIVALENT TO JUST AROUND 4 PIECES.

NEMMIND NEXT TIME ASK THAT

SWEATY PAKCIK

TO SQUEEZE ALL THE OIL

OUT FROM THE DENDENG

TO MAKE IT LIGHTER.

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I AM SURE ALL THE OIL AT LEAST WEIGH

40GRAMS OUT OF THE 60GRAMS.

TELL THAT PAKCIK STRAIGHT IN THE FACE THAT THE OIL

GI SAPU KAT MUKA DIA SUDAHH!!!

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IT IS AS THOUGH THE COWS CAME FROM THE MOUNTAINS

& THEY HAVE TO PULL IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO SLAUGHTER IT.

SOOOO EXPENSIVE LORR!!

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SEE LAHH NOW MY PAHALA KURANG ALREADY.

KUTUK-KUTUK SOO MANY PEOPLE IN JUST ONE POST.

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HARI RAYA IS ON SUNDAY.

SOO FAST SIAAA.

I HAVE YET TO CONSIDER TO BUY A NEW BAJU RAYA OR NOT.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL BE THINKING

WHAT THE HELL SIAA WAN KUKUHEAD??!!

LEFT JUST 6 DAYS STILL WANNA THINK TO BUY ANOT??

JUST FORGET IT SUAAA.

HAHAHA.

BUT NEMMIND I STILL THINK THERE IS HOPE.

I WILL GO THERE ONE OF THE DAYS.

HOPEFULLY THERE IS A SIZE FOR ME.

MY WAIST IS LIKE A GIRL'S WAIST.

HOW LIDDAT??!

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NOW I AM THINKING WHETHER AM I STILL ELIGIBLE

FOR GREEN PACKETS THIS YEAR.

I AM NOT OLD OKAY.

I AM STILL YOUNG.

A YOUNG ADULT CAN??

MY NRIC IS STILL SHINY TAU!!

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HERE ARE SOME TIPS

ON HOW TO GET GREEN PACKETS SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT ASKING/BEGGING/FORCING

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-ONE-

IF YOU OWN A MOTORBIKE

DO NOT PARK IT AT THE CARPARK BELOW THE BLOCK.

PARK IT FAR FAR AWAY SO NO ONE WILL SEE.

DO NOT BRING THE HELMET UPSTAIRS.

LEAVE IT ON THE BIKE.

IT WILL BE BEST IF YOU DON'T RIDE IT AT ALL.

GO PUBLIC TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY.

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-TWO-

SHAVE OFF ALL YOUR FACIAL HAIR.

MAKE YOURSELF LOOK AS YOUNG AS POSSIBLE.

FOR GIRLS WHO HAVE MOUSTACHE

DON'T SHAVE IT OFF!!

LATER IT WILL GROW BACK & IT WILL BE SHARP!!

LATER YOUR BOYFRIEND KISS THEN PAINFUL!!

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-THREE-

NEVER EVER EVER TALK ABOUT WORK.

LET THEM THINK THAT YOU ARE JOBLESS.

TALK ABOUT SCHOOL, ASSIGNMENTS & PROJECTS.

KEEP ON RANTING HOW TIRED SCHOOL IS.

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-FOUR-

IF THEY ASK WHETHER YOU ARE ATTACHED

JUST SAY NO.

IF THEY ASK WHY, THEN SAY LAHH NO MONEY.

TELL THEM THIS PHRASE

"NO MONEY NO HONEY".

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-FIVE-

ACT AS DECENT AS YOU CAN.

IF YOU ARE A BOY

SIT AS CLOSE TO YOUR MOTHER AS POSSIBLE

TO POTRAY THAT MUMMY'S BOY OR BOY-NEXT-DOOR IMAGE.

IF YOU ARE A GIRL

DON'T SIT AT ALL.

STAND UP & CLEAR UP THE PLATES AFTER YOUR FAMILY EATS

TO POTRAY THAT GOOD FUTURE HOUSEWIFE IMAGE

SO THAT THEY WILL THINK THAT YOU ARE THE TYPE

THAT IS ALWAYS AT HOME

TO DO HOUSEWORK & NOT MERAYAP

AT FAR EAST PLAZA OR MARINA SQUARE.

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IF ALL MY TIPS REALLY DON'T WORK

JUST SLAP ON A SHEEPISH GRIN ON YOUR PATHETHIC FACE.

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PLEASE DO NOT TELL YOUR PARENTS

THAT YOU LEARN THIS FROM ME.

IF MY TIPS DO WORK

PLEASE TELL ME

& GIVE ME A COMMISION.

HAHAHAHA

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RIDHWAN

THE

DECENT ON THE OUTSIDE

MIANG IN THE INSIDE

KUKUHEAD

F*** YOU BLOGGER

Wednesday, September 09, 2009 ( 9:58 PM )

I AM SERIOUSLY EFFING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

BLOGGER IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF.

IMAGINE TYPING YOUR POST ALMOST TO THE END

AND THE SCREEN JUST HANGS ON YOU & CLOSES.

BUT IMAGINE IT HAPPENING TO YOU FOUR TIMES ALREADY.

ITS SERIOUSLY TESTING MY PATIENCE SIAAA.

IF ONLY I GOT A TYPICAL MAT REP TO BEAT THE HELL UP

JUST TO VENT ALL MY FRUSTRATIONS.

I WILL UPDATE ANOTHER DAY.

SORRY I AM JUST PISSED OFF ENOUGH ALREADY.